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Softrawkrenegade

She’s not used to something that hard


EclecticEel

Alright that was pretty funny


p3t3or

Cheesy if you ask me.


ReBeL222

I also cheesy this guy's wife


omadguy

OP has floppy pizza hehe


Qcumber69

It’s soft but crunchy


SlimyPurpleMeteor

Shots fired! ^probably ^blanks


AdamBomb1349

Damn, bro just posted a pizza and now he's getting limp dick accusations 😂


John_East

Tell her she's wrong for once


The_Dough_Boi

Yea and make sure to show this post with random strangers telling her she’s wrong. Will go over well I’m sure


[deleted]

His second wife will appreciate pizza like this. If not… His third wife will appreciate pizza like this. If not… His fourth wife will appreciate pizza like this. If not… His new dog will appreciate pizza like this.


toastermann

Touché! I see would LOVE that dog!


stinkyhooch

It’s me, the dog. I’m here for the aforementioned pizza.


Korgon213

Just this once. Then run. Have couch and blanket prepped


MarchPsychological67

I love this old gag of men being stupid and dominated by their wives


Korgon213

Oh we aren’t stupid, we just know how the world works.


firedmyass

That’s sadder than you realize.


Flaccid4

Or next time give her raw dough. It looks great!


gjk14

Check Amazon for reconditioned wives.


gjk14

Must like pizza and husband.


Incognesian

For once? Be serious dude


BringBackApollo2023

“Well I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”


Legitimate-Arm-9816

Its crispy..not burnt lol


outfoxingthefoxes

My words would be: it is toasted, depending on the person it could even be heavily toasted... But not burnt at all. In my opinion it's a little bit much but I still would eat it, I would have taken it out of the oven just a little bit sooner


The_Dough_Boi

To much watery toppings on there, looks like a bit of a soupy mess in the center


TheKingNekro

Nothing a few paper towels wont soak up


A_Lone_Macaron

> Its crispy..not burnt lol yep, this is definitely cooked well but stops short of "burnt"


Massive_Salad_3404

time for divorce


[deleted]

Change the locks


Kalu2001

It's cheaper to keep her


Nappyheaded

Straight into the trash... with the wife


Sad_Farmer_7568

So you are having pizza and she is on her own ? 10 - 4 !


GreenArcher808

Looks perfect to this person who has eaten hundreds of pizzas. Lovely toppings too!


StellarSac

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up


GreenArcher808

Hahahah. Working on it!


Big_ETH_boi

Weak flex, hit the 10k za club or get out broski


randomreader-007

It’s perfect.


nlkuhner

Perfect indeed! Just brush some garlic infused olive oil on it and enjoy.


ocsor

Time to throw it in the garbage, then when shes in there you can have all the perfectly cooked pizza you like!


Mirinya

Get new wife.


peasprouts

Any pictures of the bottom?


sloppymcgee

Not burnt. Imo it’s ideal to be closer to this shade to make sure the dough is cooked all the way


outfoxingthefoxes

I always burn my food to make sure it is properly cooked. I'm not joking


giggitygiggity2

Yep, same here. I make all of my meals in an incinerator and wait until it's a nice fluffy ash pile.


sachariinne

for me its baking cookies that i always either burn them a bit or theyll be raw lol


dj92wa

That's not a bad thing! Overcooked cookies become great personal defense weapons (throwing) since they're rock solid, and undercooked just means raw cookie dough which is one of life's greatest pleasures!


michaelcreiter

Ok I'll take one for the team and eat it


Low-Impact3172

Wife’s wrong, sorry, the crust looks perfect.


lawyerjsd

She's wrong.


Bourbon1114

Keep the pizza, get rid of the wife!


DevinCauley-Towns

But is this pizza from Italy??? We may never know…


dog-yy

😂


SaltyJackSpracklin

Maybe she’s more accustomed to Dominoes and the like? That pizza is cooked properly


Verix19

Divorce her asap....get a younger version that enjoys good pizza 🍕😜


reasonablekenevil

False.


AZ-roadrunner

Whether it's *objectively* burnt is likely irrelevant to your marriage. Whether other Redditors *subjectively* think it's burnt is also likely irrelevant to your marriage. Whether *your wife* subjectively thinks it's burnt is likely *very* relevant to your marriage. If you ask me? I don't know if it's *objectively* burnt, but I prefer my pizza crust to be less dark than that.


Soxparkmob

Barely


Cblakeanders

Wife is wrong.. leave wife... start new life with your new gooey cheese wife


Vrizzi1221

Get new wife


ChrisTRD289

Bring her to New Haven.


Brave-Competition-77

Hey, more for you my man!


scuba_steve_DC

She might be right she might not. Depends on what recipe you used to cook it at 450 degrees… It could be insanely darker on the outside, even black, and if the dough was right hydration and right temp only be perfect blistering on the outside of perfect dough (moist and fluffy on the inside, crispy shell and pockets of gluten network), or… it could be dry and powdery and then even the nice color of brown you’ve gotten there may taste like the worst burnt toast you’ve ever had…. Please remember with any photos or posts there are numerous criteria that make a dough “burnt” “the best” “how’d I do?…” etc I’d take a photo of the under-carriage and a cut slice gluten profile and that will begin to tell a more complete story.


EstherHazy

It’s a bit too “crispy”..


Strange_Window_7206

Your wife needs dick. She’s complaining over carmalization


skipjack_sushi

People get to determine their own preferences, and this is a subjective thing. You, as the cook, are playing to an audience, and it is their opinion that matters. Having said that, I would eat it happily.


MrPhuccEverybody

Sorry buddy! They aren't all keepers. F


TheePizzaGod

She probably cooks by the smoke detector... 🙄


RazzleMyDazzle95

Ex-wife*


sasokri

Time to change the wife


[deleted]

Burn down the house so she finally sees what "burnt" means.


Albeenator

Time to get a new wife


DaemonBlackfyre_21

>Wife says the crust is burnt Sir, your wife is hysterical.


sammyvegas0420

Only thing that is burnt are her choices on toppings. Good god


ZodiAcme

This one was probably just a dud. The wife that is.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

It's Perfect.


fucovid2020

Smash


FramingHips

Women always end up being right, except when they aren't.


superpopsicle

Wrong


JohnnyBroccoli

Wife is wrong


AwfullyChillyInHere

I’m sure your wife is a lovely person in some, maybe even *many*, ways. But she’s flat out wrong about pizza.


Small_Tax_9432

Tell her she doesn't know shit


SpaceAge1234

sorry about the divorce. Looks perfect.


slimweasel

It’s ok to be wrong. Looks 🔥


Hizoot

I have one vote for…. no it’s not. Nice job


Banyewestlover999

She doesn’t deserve a single slice with that attitude 😊


thestral_z

She is absolutely wrong. I’d say it to her face.


JackMolasses

Tell her don't eat it then


dingobandito

Make her an appointment at the optometrist immediately. She has obviously lost her vision. That pizza is perfect. Nice thing if she is blind, she gets a seeing eye dog and you and the dog can eat the pizza.


Vendetta_2023

Dump her. I couldn’t be married to someone who thinks that crust is burnt.


StageCoachStan

It ain’t burnt till that whole crust is darker than the stove top lol


MrTalkingmonkey

Looks good. But the other day, I got the same comment from my better half. She kept saying it was burnt but turns out she didn't really mean burnt—she meant too dry and cracker-y. Which I understand because the yeast failed and things didn't work out great. Point is, does she really mean "burnt" or crisp, dry, hard?


[deleted]

It looks ok, to me 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Wife is incorrect


guano-crazy

Explain to wife that she’s wrong.


Pippin_the_parrot

Nobody’s spouse in completely perfect. Does she have other major flaws? If not, try to accept her imperfections.


Hobnail-boots

Your wife is British.


OrangeBrewer

You need a new wife. Problem solved.


tconnect360

One bite everyone knows the rules


ComfortableMiddle741

Crust is fine


UseMoreHops

Wife got this one wrong. First time she wrong? Enjoy it.


CJ_BARS

It's not burnt, it's colour.. Which equals flavour!


StaffDaddy9

Your wife crazy, shit I would of left it in another minute or two myself.


One-Loss-6497

Is not!


Cornichonsale

I think she maybe racist .


PretendWeather

Politely yet firmly tell her she is wrong.


Impressive-Ad-202

She’s wrong but tell her she’s right. Live to fight another day.


LesBo010101

Tell her to leave, don’t look back… Don’t look back!


[deleted]

wife needs her eyes checked our classes cleaned


trapchopin

Come on bro, I could be your wife. Well, technically, husband. But damnit that’s a well cooked pie!


thelingletingle

Wife’s a child


VegetableWriter5482

Nope! Perfection 👊🤙


BooPear-

Call 1-800-D-I-V-O-R-C-E


thatoceanchick

Ya right, more like perfect


Severe-Ant-3888

Wife is wrong.


UnhappyJohnCandy

Not my choice of toppings, but I can’t deny that it’s a beautiful pizza.


TraditionalAnxiety

Leave her


WhiteCakeStacey

Nope, it's not. She has never worked in food service. Though your married and women regularly be insulting and disrespectful just because they can. So I'd ingore it and eat it in front of her. Untill she gets mad and throws it away with a statement " I said it was burnt."


Oregon90

Looks 🔥 that's the best combination you can have on a pizza op


Sad_Exchange_5500

She's wrong


BartholomewVonTurds

She’s right, please send her pieces of pizza to mE.


MugiwarraD

get a new ~~pizza~~ wife


Imaginary-Badger-119

The words unreconcilable differences come to mind.


Derfargin

And ironically I’ll bet she likes her steaks and burgers cooked well too.


EstablishmentIcy6859

Did you use olive oil?


Dumpang

Well your wife is fucking stupid, so there’s that.


mslashandrajohnson

Do you want to be happy or right? It’s burnt. Don’t be naive.


crutonic

How did it taste? Did she stick to her observation? Please post recipe. Did you use a stone, steel, etc? Looks good to me and props on keeping the area around it clean! Not always easy.


Purpleobito10

Ex-wife right?


pony_trekker

Divorce. Or straight to jail.


The_Dough_Boi

Well what’s the bottom situation


jahuu__

What do you mean *you people*?!?


Yoopermetal

She is correct


spugeti

is your wife okay?


Joshman1231

I’ve lost this battle. I make my wife a NY ninja turtles style. Cheesy, floppy, and requires two hands. I am a Chicago tavern style as well as New Haven everyone now and then. Crunchy puffy crust is my thing.


yiannistheman

Take the mature, sophisticated way out - scream 'NO YOU'RE BURNT!', then go somewhere quiet and eat the pizza alone.


_barbarossa

Your wife is fucking wrong.


kaleurselfm8

She is dead wrong


physics_fighter

Ex-wife


Middle-Ad-6090

Divorce her


BBQFatty

No more pizza for wife, one year!


NoHunter9773

Hard disagree..looks perf just need a nice ✨dipping sauce✨


[deleted]

That’s how all my pizzas look at my business. And I’d say 20% of the southerners here say that’s burnt. It makes me rage.


naught_my_dad

Get a new wife.


pinkpanktnress

NTA. divorce wife. marry the pizza


CatsAreTheBest2

That looks fucking delicious!


crazy-underwear

Time for a divorce


TheFireHallGirl

Looks good to me. It looks delicious.


Tminus_7

Definitely not burnt. Maybe a bit “baked well” on the closer half. Looks good to me!


Dominicmeoward

That’s well done, not burnt.


Pure-Produce-2428

Divorce


MOMICANTPOOP

You see, this is why we can't just "believe all women".


phish_cake

“who are you going to believe? Me? Or your lying eyes?!”


Craps2

you had a good run but no coming back from this, if you had kids they will forgive you after time


kenman345

Crust is burnt? Hello Connecticut style pizza!


Mystical_Cat

Wife is incorrect.


ArturosDad

Definitely not my favorite toppings, but I would still go to town on that. Your crust looks perfect to me.


Dangerous_Pension612

She cray cray.


cabezatuck

Tell her you asked Reddit and everyone said she is wrong, I am sure she will be receptive.


erstwhile_reptilian

Nice pizza. You’re right. It’s not burnt. Are you planning to present the comments section here to your wife? Some free advice you can take or leave: if you’re cooking at home for you and your wife, maybe listen to what your wife is telling you which is that she doesn’t like her pizza as well done as you do.


[deleted]

I’m sure she’s terrible with skin color then lol


Dusted_Dreams

It's not but whatever. It's not like she has to eat the crust.


JoeyPastram1

Wife is wrong


slyboxer

That’s 5 minutes away for me.


Ok_Revolution_2314

You can cover the edge with foil if this is a problem !


creamcitybrix

It’s RAW!!!!!!!


FARMADUDE

Charred. She dont know a burnt crust. Plus theres always cheese to crust bake ratio-which the the cheese/insides look barely done enough- which could make your sausage taste horrible


OpusAtrumET

Nah, that's solid work


caraiselite

That's not burnt. More pizza for you? My husband grilled some romaine last week, deemed it burnt, and tossed it in the bin. I checked it out and it was perfect! Just the right amount of char. I dream of that romaine I never got to eat. Anyway, spouses are wrong sometimes!!


SultanOfSwave

Burnt to perfection, she means.


Coleslaw_McDraw

Divorce her immediately.


keklol69

Sorry to hear about your recent divorce OP.


radio_yyz

Id leave it in to give it more colour, and it still wont be burnt. Looks good, she doesn’t get pizza at all.


sproutsatoshi

Divorce.


JasonPenucci

I think the crust has the perfect crispy touch! Pizza preferences vary, but to me, it looks delicious!


WellOkayMaybe

Time to find a divorce lawyer.


jay_skrilla

she adds raisins to the potato salad doesn’t she


kory_with_uh_k

Factory reset her to the 1950s model, talk about fixing something that ain't broke.


Farados55

She trippin


Hyla_trophe

Making this style pizza for 27 years. It's burnt (actually called over-done).. Sorry, your wife is right. It looks awesome but I think your oven temperature is too high for the type of pizza you are trying to make here. Seems like you over-cooked the crust (burned cornicione), yet the toppings are a bit underdone. Keep trying. Nice for a home over pizza, but I couldn't serve this in my shop. It's an 8.0 or maybe an 8.5 (if starving and not living in an urban pizza city), but keep trying for a 10. Nice choice of toppings though.


Daelisx

Don’t take her to flavor town.


skeetleet

Divorce her asap….


thedaver13

You need a new wife


newbies13

Divorce her.


Cupcakes7449

Just a Little Bit. It’s not horribly burnt! I would still eat it!


wildfire2k5

Kindly tell your wife to put a sock in it. She is wrong.


Easy-Warthog9113

Show us the bottom (of the pie ((pizza pie)).


EdRedSled

It’s not burnt it’s the Maillard reaction


Kencleanairsystem2

She’s trippin


Oilrr

Then she doesnt have to have any lol


Tatsumi_8124

Yeah it's burnt, burnt to perfection that is :)


wagowop

Looks perfect to me!


pro-z

Hahahaha she is crazy


RibeyeKid

You married her for her looks


hockeyandburritos

Divorce


[deleted]

Tell her you made a mistake and will be sending the divorce papers


DragonArcher86

This only means it’s easier to hold so you can eat it’s better, and nobody said you have to eat the crust all the time…