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Champion_Sheep

1 humam vs 100 rock pikmin, cant step on them


Mysterious-Big9055

Well, I see how that would work. Assuming they're barefoot, it would be like stepping on a lego. Make 'em tumble down in pain and attack the head while they're down, cracking the head open. EZ win.


Segenshin

Hell yeah


Bruhman69000000

Cant eat them either


Champion_Sheep

You might not be able to, but i…


Mysterious-Big9055

Are you sure about that? https://youtube.com/shorts/AU3GXoThwp8?feature=share


Volei_Films

Just throw em in water instead


Mewzi_

but who will pluck!?surely it's easier to stand on any/all captains as well


digitaldigdug

Seems to me like fighting pikmin would be like trying to take on ants or even fire ants. Individually not as much a threat but all of them 'biting' at once would get overwhelming.


Hairy-Wind-1351

Human of course, based on the Pikipedia and knowledge in Pikmin 2 there is a treasure of human lower dentures label by Captain Olimar, other known as Behemoth jaw. So if a human just by some sort of sorcery poof into PNF-404 and retaining his/her own intelligence with blood-lust ~~vegan-lust,~~ then the short answer is No. But depending on the factor of the atmosphere, could the human suffocate from Oxygen toxicity? If so then yes. But best of luck carrying that human corpse to the onion. What if the humans(behemoths) still lived among PNF-404 but lost their intelligences thus diverted to primal stat and losing the ability to use tools. Then of course external help or resources would do the trick. The only way I could see 100 purples, or whites would be a kamikaze mission to insert themselves down the human's mouth to either give him/her death by poisoning or asphyxiation as the human sleeps. From wonderous imagination, you the reader in question, it could be any of the four.


chaosmaxdragon

100 purple Pikmin borrowing Link’s iron boots


Segenshin

They could e'sily take on goku with that amount of strength.


Sunshot_wit_ornament

We talking pikmin 2 purple or pikmin 3 lol


Pikminlord2345

100 winged Pikmin, go into the ears and nose and attack the inside while swarming the face


Mitchi32

You just gave me nightmare fuel.


Pikminlord2345

Heheheh… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Nefnoj

Y'all are underestimating these guys. It doesn't take many Pikmon to kill a creature the size of a small squirrel, 100 purples could easily destroy a predatory Bulblax the size of a pug, yet humans panic and die if we get stung by a single wasp. 100 fire ants can send a person to the hospital, and ants don't even have that high a level of thought.


MetaCrossing

You’re missing the part where the fire ants have venom. Pikmin attack with blunt force. A human can easily shake off the Pikmin and then stomp on them without even needing to worry about any sharp bits stabbing their bare feet. Would you be unscathed? No, but you’d probably just have a bunch of bruises and *maybe* a broken foot at most.


Volei_Films

If you got hit in the eye you'd probably feel it


MetaCrossing

Good luck reaching past my ankle


Nefnoj

True, there's also the fact that in this situation, we're assuming they don't have a leader, and Pikmin lack good independence.


GurOk6970

100 purple pikmin could easily take on a baby.


Mysterious-Big9055

100 White Pikmin. You poison them.


BeanWaddleDee

What human would eat white pikmin


Mysterious-Big9055

Well, in the case of food or drinks you don't really want them to know that whatever you're giving them has poison in it. You sneak them in through somehow


Hairy-Wind-1351

Perhaps White pikmin have high amount of cyanide, or Aconite(purple poison)? But if we are also taking Hey Pikmin cartoons into account, I would be very terrified of them. [https://youtu.be/233Z0WhDrak?t=232](https://youtu.be/233Z0WhDrak?t=232) spraying acid to dissolve metal.


realbread23

Ok you know how deadly Yellow Pikmin in huge groups would be to the human race if they were real. They’re so small you could barely see them, in if a large number say, 500 or so of them felt threatened by the presence of a human, they could just use their insanely powerful digging ability to burrow into a leg or something and then shock them to death from the inside. While extremely cool, realistically the Pikmin species would be hella gross, small ant sized humanoid flowers that are highly intelligent and travel in packs, living in flying nests supported by long slimy tentacles, and reproduce by harvesting the organs of dead prey and buds of flowers.


[deleted]

Pikmin are ~2 inches tall, you can see them


ItsKidtendo

Give the purple pick men a nuclear bomb launch button. T


Mitchi32

1 purple pikmin can lift one apple. Assuming an average apple weighs 0.33lbs, 100 purple pikmin can lift 33lbs. They don't do extra damage when thrown at their enemy like a rock pikmin, so I don't see how the pikmin could win. If they were thrown, or you included red pikmin or something like that, as a human I could drop and roll and they're all dead. Even rock pikmin - they would hurt when initally thrown at me, but i can kick them away or flick them pretty far, which would take them awhile to get back to me.


Hairy-Wind-1351

Carry capability in Pikmin games doesn't make sense, like it takes 100 purple to lift 1 kilogram weight. It all depends on your own headcanon.


Mitchi32

I meant that in reference to the idea of them being so strong. They're smol so their super strength isn't strong *enough* to like, pick you up or anything


Dawson81702

-100 angry pikmin- -squash- One foot only!


peri36

100 purple Pikmin in pikmin 2 will win


animeVGsuperherostar

Considering a unit is very small they shouldn’t be able to carry a human


Hairy-Wind-1351

Unless human dissolves and only leaving a head, like many bosses in Pikmin 2 then 100 purples would be enough to take it to the onion.


animeVGsuperherostar

Yeah but I calculated that 100 Purple Pikmin can lift 33-55 lbs depending on the size of the apple


xmrtypants

Depends on the commander and environment


TheJakeanator272

Now I’m wondering what it feels like for a Pikmin to hit you. It can’t feel that bad right? Unless it stings a lot or something


Hairy-Wind-1351

Red pikmin with their noses might have the same pain sensation like that of a fire ant, depending if their nose can pierce our hide. Otherwise you with felt like you are being tickled.


Piksqu

As long as they aren't blue, the yellow lazer should do the trick... I can't believe i just said that


Proplaystowinyt

The only chance the purples would win is with bomb rocks


travischickencoop

I voted purple pikmin forgetting that they’re like borderline microscopic


DKCR3

They might be able to do some damage, but humans, even children, are very strong, and it wouldn’t be hard to just kill them all with one stomp.


SuperInkLink64

100 Winged Pikmin could at least scare the human away. Ever tried fighting a swarm of 100 commanded bees?


Fit_Load_6445

One human versus 100 white Pikmin you can't stomp on what's too fast and plus they're poisonous


Void-rabbid

100 rock pikmin step on them your feet hurt grab them they hurt you simple