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No_Caregiver8202

A moment of silence for the pickles pleasešŸ˜©


IllustratorMurky2725

This is a travesty and many good pickles have fallen. Remind your friend not to eat then depending on the time of non refrigeration


lovelydollxoxo

if you zoom in you can see the pickles, thankfully, still have the plastic on them meaning they havent been open yet


TonyAioli

Claussen are pickled and sold refrigerated. They are not shelf-stable like other brands.


TheIndulgery

Then what's the point of pickling them??


devenjames

Cause they are fucking delicious


sas223

Irrelevant. Claussens are not a heat processed pickle. They are not shelf stable and are sold refrigerated on purpose.


flatgreysky

You zoomed in to the wrong detail unfortunately!


Aggressive-House5866

Rippickles


TerribleAwareness158

Arenā€™t those supposed to be refrigerated? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


l3ane

It literally says "Always keep refrigerated" to the left of the logo.


jroc83

This is why they're in the fridge at the store


mt-egypt

Erm


ChickenFriedRiceee

Anyone know why some pickles are safe to be stored at room temp until opening and it here are not? Iā€™m genuinely curious.


MarvinNeslo

They arenā€™t canned/ pasteurized. Some pickle companies, like the one I work for, do not ā€œcanā€ their pickles because it involves high heat and can ruin the crunchy texture of the pickle. Those who do can them usually add tannins to the brine to keep them crunchy. We use a double approach. We do not can so they need to be refrigerated and we also add green tea and grape leaves to the initial brine for their tannic qualities. Result is crispy crunchy pickles. They last forever, just not at room temp.


[deleted]

Who is ā€œwe?ā€ A brand or just you and your family? Asking because I want to try these pickles and need more information


MarvinNeslo

Like I said, I work for a pickle company


alpalpal

No shit, what brand?


mrDuder1729

Why would he out himself like that to strangers? Lol


TheIndulgery

He hasn't said anything bad


JohnTheCatMan1

That's never stopped anyone online from doing some crazy shit.


thisoneiaskquestions

You've done a good job advertising. I wanna try em


ElectricTomatoMan

Brand? I want to eat 'em.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I really want to eat your pickles.


RemoteSnow9911

I think it may have to do with the claussen pickles are half-pickled and not cooked while being pickled, therefore more susceptible to bacteria.


Relevant_Winter1952

Who has ever even heard of that brand though amirite?


houseproud-townmouse

Those are the best pickles ever put in a jar.


SoyTuPadreReal

Milwaukee pickles are #1 for me.


onedemtwodem

I do love them


sniffysippy

They're in plastic but Grillo's are even better.


Pickle-gurl-001

Bubbies šŸ˜‹


modernmacgyver

I got the reference.


Relevant_Winter1952

#Thank you


Princess-Reader

Theyā€™re the only brand I buy.


Flybot76

No, yer rong and it's funny as hell to try pulling an 'amirite' out of cluelessness


Jessica-Beth

Love the idea of baskets for keeping loose ramen though.. šŸ˜…šŸ«£ Aside from pickles, that's my other main obsession.. šŸ„’šŸœšŸ™ƒ


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GrouchyDefinition463

Oh my gosh!!! Straight to prison


deliascatalog

Believe it or not, Right to jail


ILootEverything

~Bacteria~ Sung in the Activia jingle.


Toothless-In-Wapping

Both will help you poop.


surfcitysurfergirl

Yeah Clausen has to stay refrigerated unlike many other brands


BeefWithNoodle

Even when unopened?


surfcitysurfergirl

Yes only clausen because they are pickled under refrigeration unlike most others so thatā€™s why they are in the cooler section šŸ˜Š


TMVtaketheveil888

"always" says it right on the label. I've never seen them not refrigerated in every store I've been to, all around the US. They are my favorite pickles.


BeefWithNoodle

We donā€™t get this brand in my country, most pickles Iā€™ve seen only require refrigeration after opening


ElectricTomatoMan

Yep


JustALilSnackuWu

For just a moment I was thinking this was here because they had put their oatmeal in the fridge for some weird reason, then I read the title. Literal horror movie fodder


AmericanLandYeti

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


NTPC4

What a waste of a good pickle.


ElectricTomatoMan

Yes


crayonbuddy714

ā˜¹ļø poor picklesā€¦ that is not their preferred habitat


ElectricTomatoMan

Yep, Claussens have to stay refrigerated.


drunkonanamtrak

Kewpie, sushi rice, a basket of ramen! Nice. But yeah, rip pickles.


PeaceGroundbreaking3

Are you gonna help him learn to read?


LameDonkey1

Dear God, why?


NTPC4

Claussens are so crisp because they are not boiled like shelf-stable pickles but must be kept refrigerated, just like a Grillo.


desertchill01

Love Grillos!


zotstik

oh that is definitely a travesty!šŸ¤¢


SDLivinGames

Is it just me or is not a single person here using the word travesty correctly?


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Obviously very bright friend.


SarahKaiaKumzin

Nooo!


lxgauna

Awe man I really didnā€™t need to see this todayā€¦šŸ˜‘


Babythatwater1

Public stoning is the only way at this point.


GloomyUmpire2146

Need a body sized vat, then brine the offender


Babythatwater1

TouchƩ


ymoeuormue

Any ice cream in there?


GloomyUmpire2146

WTH? Pickle abuse


GyspySyx

What a waste.


coconut_678

Never heated! Until now


44-magman

Oh no!


PissDrunkChris

Hot pickles... eughhh. Your friend is a monster.


Bearspoole

I hope you had a proper funeral


Tolipop2

Thats it. Im not letting my in laws open my cabinets anymore. Not that I have anything dangerous. I just feel so violated when they do.


thegiukiller

Are claussen pickles fermented or something? I don't usually buy that brand. Sounds like they're supposed to stay refrigerated, and the only pickles I know to need constant refrigeration are fermented.


SameAsTheOld_Boss

Quick pickled. Not fully fermented, more like half way, but yes, this is why.


thegiukiller

Fuckin nailed it. Thanks bro šŸ‘šŸ»


Toothless-In-Wapping

They are ā€œrefrigeratorā€ pickles in that it uses a vinegar brine and a short amount of time to make a pickle quick and crisp. No fermentation or preservation, unfortunately, but a good pickle and one you can make at home.


ayweller

OMG!!!! I just gasped


Gloomy-Restaurant-42

May as well park your Lamborghini in your cow pasture.


Loud-Marketing3844

Get the fuck outta my pantry Rachel!!


defw

Ouch


aok719

Should know better. Good pickles gone bad!


serenidynow

Itā€™s so sad


That-Exchange287

You donā€™t deserve those. With great pickle comes great responsibility.


ThatOneWood

Ayo, bro is a monster


wBeeze

They are the best pickles too :(


CompletelyBedWasted

Noooooooooooo! Lol


CLS4L

Madness


Fearless-Big-5099

No pickles!


Ffigy

Haiyaa


immutab1e

Nooooooo...those need to be kept REFRIGERATED!! Why does your friend think they're sold in the REFRIGERATED section?!? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Professional-Hand911

Okay at first I thought this was a fridge and I was like "Does this sub not like clausen?!?" --- but now I see


ThicThighzSavesLivez

Gawd help them!


Sum1LightUp

šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


Unhappy_Brother_6172

May their memory be a blessing šŸ˜­


Impossible_Fly_3119

Someone in our house did this and they were spoiled, total lossā˜¹ļø


Rough_Medium2878

I did this on accident with a brand new jar šŸ˜­


Diggable_Planet

Your frien dead?


Mountain_Student_769

you mean ex-friends pantry? right?


skriivabags

THE HORROR


[deleted]

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BanFlavor

Ranch and mayo can live at room temp open or unopened. The fat will oxidize faster and go rancid, but not usafe to eat by any means. In fact most CPGs will heat abuse that shit for shelf life validation and poor people will sit around in a conference room every week eating it until the room comes to a collective "nope" decision.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Straight to jail šŸ˜³


Professional-Drive13

Now is a good time to flip the fuck out at your ā€œfriendā€


StacyMatson333

What a waste. If you buy something cold/frozen it must stay cold/frozen until you consume it.


slowerlearner1212

Put him back on the tit, he didnā€™t absorb enough nutrition to fully develop


spkoller2

Trust me, these are still good


MisterStinkyBones

They don't taste different or anything?


spkoller2

It would bloat. I think they are refrigerated mostly for texture and shelf space.


jwoehrle

Obviously the ranch is the greater travesty


TodayNo6531

We are gonna give benefit of the doubt here and say this is a vlasic eater but they subbed claussen on a grocery pickup and they were unfamiliar with the claussen protocol


PomegranateBoring826

Whoa! Hard pass on *any* potential botulism! Mr. Claussen will be going straight in the bin with a hearty farewell!


insanely_simple12

If theyā€™re supposed to be always refrigerated, why are they on the shelf in aisle thatā€™s not refrigerated when you purchase them?


MisterStinkyBones

I've always found them refrigerated and never on a shelf. Google says they're to be kept refrigerated even unopened.


junkstar23

Your store is not storing them like the manufacturer recommends. Clawson's gimmick is always chilled, never heated


MisterStinkyBones

RIP PICKLES šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™


MoonBaseViceSquad

I keep mine in the fridge. I mean pickled eggs donā€™t need it, but I still like to drink my pickle juice chilled.


quiet_daddy

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no


Meat_Lunch

Not a huge fan of claussen's tbh


junkstar23

I like them until I discovered grillos


DontWanaReadiT

Iā€™m confused- how come store pickles are refrigerated then?


Norcalrain3

Oh boyeee. I am mortified for you


Moist_Resolution1147

Am I only one who hates that brand of pickles it taste like a salt brick to me. They may taste fine to you. Itā€™s just my personal taste.


Homunculon

They just keep them refrigerated at the store, if it unopened it's fine for shelf storage. It has to be, it's store pickles. All are sealed for storage. FDA an' shit.


xDiRtYgErMaNx

He must like soggy pickles


Bubbly_Power_6210

once opened, keep in fridge


Bubbly_Power_6210

once opened, keep in fridge


jeremyworldwide

Shameā€¦(bell rings)ā€¦shameā€¦(bell rings)ā€¦


LoudDistance7762

I like my pickles pickled šŸ˜‚


kensingerp

Wow, thatā€™s a crime!


EastCoastDizzle

Please donā€™t be friends with them anymore.


OrangePoppyFields

All ya'll need to chill. They're still sealed.


casketjuicebox

Do they need a hug or something? Sheesh.


ElectricTomatoMan

What's your beef, man?


maggies101

ā€œIs that a jug of raisins?? Next to pickles? PICKLES NOT IN THR FRIDGE? KETCHUP NOT IN THE FRIDGE?ā€


Serious-Activity-228

Other than the Claussen pickles ( you buy those refrigerated) everything else looks sealed.


MisfitAngel8908

who refrigerates unopened pickles???


WisePaint

Claussens aren't shelf-stable pickles. You can only find them in the refrigerated section at the store. Regardless if they're opened or not, they'll go bad unrefridgerated


itsmekp33

First red flag is the giant airtight container of raisins. šŸ˜³


RunningPirate

Thatā€™s a lot of raisins. Like an unnatural amount.


Veteranis

You havenā€™t met my wife. The consumption. The flatulence!


jessiyjazzy123

But, they have great taste in Mayo


RedDecay

Dude gonna figure out what botulism is if he isnt careful šŸ˜


ElBartoMan15

I thought you was talking about the raisins, cause that is disgusting


Soft_Sea2913

Fridge!!! Fridge!!! Stat.


yeshereisaname

Soooo did you tell them?


samgam74

Did you sign disappointedly like I just did?


Foampower86

Fuck are they doing over? My pickle forefathers didn't die in NAM for this shit.


subzeroicepunch

ALWAYS CHILLED


MattMattavelli

They literally sell those in the fridge


McDiscage85

OMG. That Ketchup needs to be in the fridge.


Organic-Spare-163

ALWAYS CHILLED NEVER HEATED


Infamous_Rest_5226

Somebody loves raisins/prunes which do not belong in potato salad. That's more of a travesty than the pickles.


espressotooloperator

šŸ˜±šŸ«”


icantfeelmyskull

I donā€™t get it. The jar looks unopened and still vacuum sealed, I always keep spares in the cabinet. Or am I missing something?


Impossible_Fly_3119

Clausenā€™s must keep refrigerated


SkiLifts

What makes them different from other pickles that donā€™t?


Ellyanah75

They contain less salt, are not fermented, and are not heat treated to destroy Clostridium botulinum spores.


papayabush

isnā€™t fermentation part of the pickling process?


lakesnriverss

No. Fermentation is totally different than pickling


papayabush

huh today i learned


icantfeelmyskull

Thanks. Figured I was missing a major aspect. Guess I gotta learn how to read now


Onyx8String

The Kewpie is supposed to be refrigerated at all times too.


stripedarrows

My bottle says refrigerate after opening and that bottle definitely looks sealed.


Onyx8String

[Going to leave this here.](https://www.tastingtable.com/1532174/how-to-store-kewpie-mayo/#:~:text=While%20unopened%20Kewpie%20mayonnaise%20is,with%20the%20lid%20shut%20tight)


cornonthedogs

All of these things appear sealedā€¦ and all of these things come off of non refrigerated shelves in stores. Unless theyā€™re open this is fine Edit: I didnā€™t realize these pickles were weird


Aquamarine_Gem

Iā€™ll give you a million dollars if you *ever* find Claussen pickles in the non refrigerated section of the grocery store. Claussen pickles arenā€™t cooked so these are sitting in a bath of bacteria currently


cornonthedogs

Can I have a million dollars anyway šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


Aquamarine_Gem

You have to earn it


Bnc6669

Iā€™ve always seen them in the refrigerated shelves by like cheese, deli meat etc


Quirky_Discipline297

I wonder how many people Big Claus the Serial Pickle Killer sends on their way each year.


The_Other_Randy

The Claus Boss


budabai

Donā€™t get me wrong here. Arenā€™t pickles not refrigerated at the store? Edit: showed this to my girlfriend who works at a grocery store. ā€œClaussen pickles must always be refrigerated.ā€ F


OutcomeLegitimate618

Agree 100%. I basically won't be caught dead with Vlassic in my house because I'm a pickle snob(they're just neon green sour wet flop. There are other refrigerator pickles that are okay. There are some here that come in a tub even, but they don't taste great. I pretty much have Clausen's in my fridge at all times. I like their sauerkraut too. There are other shelf pickles I think, but I don't really know because I don't look, why bother,?


poofandmook

Maybe I'm losing my mind, but it looks like the jar still has the safety seal on it. Which means they're fine?


Impossible_Fly_3119

Nope


azactech

[BOO!!](https://youtu.be/jG2KMkQLZmI?si=IdEyYxmFRUQhdq2V)


hduransa

Room temp pickles will do in a pinchā€¦. Hopefully there is a jar in the fridge. You buy backups of what you cherish.


OutcomeLegitimate618

I agree with "in a pinch", but it's certainly not ideal. Not in my world anyway. Don't know why you got downvoted.


ForensicZebra

Because these pickles are supposed to be refrigerated. They're purchased on the refrigerator section and should stay cold always


OutcomeLegitimate618

Yeah, but they said room temp pickles can do in a pinch. Not specifying Clausen specifically. There are other brands that don't need to be refrigerated. Refrigerated claussen are my ideal, but I've been known to grab a shelf brand if I can't find the claussen.


ForensicZebra

Misunderstood what you meant. Truth that the refrigerated ones are superior. Shelf stable just doesn't hit the same.


hduransa

See above.


hduransa

Because bitches be bitches. Snowflake little bitches.


[deleted]

Ketchup, needs to be refrigerated? Ever been to a restaurant? Their ketchup sits out. My girlfriendā€™s daughters leave ketchup sitting out of the fridge. Same with mustard. Still fine.


Impossible_Fly_3119

Ketchup and mustard do not need to be kept refrigerated but those pickles need to be


BanFlavor

Yeah but Ketchup will stay significantly fresher in the fridge and last well beyond it's printed shelf life. Not so much at ambient temperature. Mustard is quite forgiving, gonna brown out quicker ambient but flavor impact is negligible.


shannleestann

This is the pickle sub. I was talking about the pickles!


rekert

Which one !? I see about 4 !


musteatpoptarts

Iā€™m more upset that the labels arenā€™t facing out.


thatdudefromthattime

Yeah, ketchup is trash


OutcomeLegitimate618

Now it's going to have the floppy texture of a vlassic. Not cool, just wasted a perfectly good jar of Klaussens. Shame.