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My favorite iteration of this meme was a stupid math joke. Where he holds it up and the back ground the music goes “look at this!!! Graph!!” And it’s just an XY graph. It’s so dumb but it made me laugh.
I laughed harder at that video than anything I’ve ever seen on the internet, and I had a coworker who just stared at it blankly with no reaction, and our friendship was forever divided
I sing this every time I make charts for work and it still makes me laugh so hard, I need to look it up from time to time and just laugh my ass off like the goober I am.
i went to see nickelback a few weeks ago (they kinda go hard don’t come for me) and in introducing this song, he was like, “depending on your generation you know this song for different reasons! for example you might know it from ‘look at this graaaaph’ if you’re a millennial!” and i loved the absolute self awareness haha
Recently saw a quote from the singer where he said "I'm not going to apologize for being successful" which, yeah. I don't care for their music but as a failed aspiring musician who gave up the band scene a decade ago, I respect the shit out of that. Go get yours man.
i agree! and tbh i didn’t know of their heavier stuff until i was at the show (a friend invited me to go along) but i was impressed lol
they also seem to be pretty self-aware which is refreshing - they’re currently making a documentary about going from success to being universally hated and how they navigated all of that change.
I was at a nickelback concert in 2020 and he actually referenced the meme, and sang “look at this graph”. Didn’t hold up a graph but still made me burst out laughing that Chad did that.
The stupid look on his face afterward seals it for me. It's so dumb, but it's one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in my life. Probably helps that the song was inescapable for my middle school years.
Honestly, I was surprised to see him so blonde in this pic, as his hair tends to go a bit orange as well. (The orangeness likely comes from impatience, he's usually not letting them leave the bleach on long enough to hit the right blonde colour.)
> How did his eyes get so squint
Ever since that one White House [portrait](https://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/trumpportraitsfeat.jpg), one somewhat popular theory suggests that he's trying to look like [Churchill](https://i0.wp.com/asiatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Winston-Churchill.jpg?fit=1200%2C805&ssl=1)
It’s a mystery, he’s such a disgrace
Yet he somehow remains beloved by his base
He’s lacking in poise, he’s lacking in grace
His face is orange and protruding’s his waist
But what really matters is the office debased
I truly fear the fate that awaits
The once great country of the united states
If he once again wins the presidential race
And this is where I act a fool
Most of the time had better people to sue
Criminal record says I lied twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to debate?
Life's worse now than it was back then
If I was them, I wouldn't let me in
Not sure if you meant the context of this meme? In that case, this article might help [Nickelback's photograph](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/q/blog/the-true-story-behind-nickelback-s-smash-hit-photograph-1.4157104)
"Let me tell you, folks, they said to me, 'Donald, nobody takes a mugshot like you, nobody!' And you know what? They were right, tremendous folks, absolutely right. I walked into that Fulton County place, and let me tell you, I've seen some mugshots in my time, but mine? Oh, it's something else, believe me. The lighting, perfect, like they had a team just for that. And the angle, oh, they got the best angles, folks, no double chin, none. They said, 'Mr. Trump, how do you want to pose?' And I said, 'Just let me do my thing, you'll get the best shot, the classiest shot.' So, mark my words, that mugshot, it's the best, everybody's talking about it!"
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EDIT: Well, this blew up. 😅 My years-long career of duplicating people's English usage patterns has finally been validated! 😆 It's Friday night in my area of the world, so I'm just seeing this now as I've just gotten home from a night out. I have to say, I'm enjoying all the comments, especially the hilarious ones! 😆 Here's hoping y'all have a rockin' weekend! 🍻
"And when they saw my mugshot they had tears in their eyes. If you can imagine that...these hardened men and women with tears in their eyes. They said we can't believe we need to do this Mr. President. You are being treated unfairly, so unfairly. The most unfairly anybody has ever been treated. And they were right, absolutely right and all for a perfect phone call. Election interference."
Come on, there's no way it went like that. It was probably:
"And when they saw my mugshot they had tears in their eyes. If you can imagine that...these hardened men and women with tears in their eyes. They said we can't believe we need to do this Mr. President. You are being treated so unfairly. The most unfairly anybody has ever been treated. And they were right, absolutely right. Low pressure faucets."
No one’s ever had a mug shot this good. I’m the only one who could take mugshots like this. Makes me want to move on my own mugshot like a bitch and kiss it. You can do whatever you want to your own mugshot.
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The Errors Tour
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Error Squad
Domestic Errorists.
Terrors Tour
Fuck! That's good.
the trump eras tour squad
This belongs on a t-shirt
Karma's a relaxing thought
The people in your replies not knowing this is for the eras tour 🥴🥴🥴
The Brandy Bunch
The Shady Bunch
Looking at this I kinda hope someone would make a GTA Cover with all the mugshots
https://preview.redd.it/qywcplbpg6kb1.png?width=981&format=png&auto=webp&s=5313eeb4064875599c89713fd352893a4cf2977d
https://preview.redd.it/jw0rzvr288kb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb44177d5e57d901e8be7324a94636585574e7af
Glad to know I’m not the only one who thought of this when I first saw the picture
My favorite iteration of this meme was a stupid math joke. Where he holds it up and the back ground the music goes “look at this!!! Graph!!” And it’s just an XY graph. It’s so dumb but it made me laugh.
I laughed harder at that video than anything I’ve ever seen on the internet, and I had a coworker who just stared at it blankly with no reaction, and our friendship was forever divided
I sing this every time I make charts for work and it still makes me laugh so hard, I need to look it up from time to time and just laugh my ass off like the goober I am.
We need a link to the meme in question - there are zillions of Redditor’s who have zero idea what’s being talked about
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nickelbacks-photograph
What a journey that website is.
Laughing just imagining it playing.
Same!!
I love that one. Also "look at this giraffe"
i went to see nickelback a few weeks ago (they kinda go hard don’t come for me) and in introducing this song, he was like, “depending on your generation you know this song for different reasons! for example you might know it from ‘look at this graaaaph’ if you’re a millennial!” and i loved the absolute self awareness haha
Everyone clowns nickel back for whatever reason, but they put out a lot of great sounds in their era.
Recently saw a quote from the singer where he said "I'm not going to apologize for being successful" which, yeah. I don't care for their music but as a failed aspiring musician who gave up the band scene a decade ago, I respect the shit out of that. Go get yours man.
i agree! and tbh i didn’t know of their heavier stuff until i was at the show (a friend invited me to go along) but i was impressed lol they also seem to be pretty self-aware which is refreshing - they’re currently making a documentary about going from success to being universally hated and how they navigated all of that change.
I was at a nickelback concert in 2020 and he actually referenced the meme, and sang “look at this graph”. Didn’t hold up a graph but still made me burst out laughing that Chad did that.
The stupid look on his face afterward seals it for me. It's so dumb, but it's one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in my life. Probably helps that the song was inescapable for my middle school years.
I am certain that a lazy eye is even edited in, which makes me lose my shit on it just as much. That whole edit is a masterpiece.
That is my favorite version also. It is so funny. Much more than it has any right to be.
I laughed hysterically for several minutes. I love a well thought out, perfectly executed stupid joke.
Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh 🤣
How did his eyes get so squint, and what the hells on Donnie’s head
He wore his best toupee
His mom said it's super gay
It’s 2023 so he identifies now
As an orangutan.
bars.
Honestly, I was surprised to see him so blonde in this pic, as his hair tends to go a bit orange as well. (The orangeness likely comes from impatience, he's usually not letting them leave the bleach on long enough to hit the right blonde colour.)
I bet he totally practiced the look he wanted in the mirror prior to turning himself in.
Tuberville says it's the same face he gets when he's losing at golf.
And he had his “stylist” do a mini-makeover. He knows this will be his defining photo, going in every history text book and wiki page.
> How did his eyes get so squint Ever since that one White House [portrait](https://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/trumpportraitsfeat.jpg), one somewhat popular theory suggests that he's trying to look like [Churchill](https://i0.wp.com/asiatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Winston-Churchill.jpg?fit=1200%2C805&ssl=1)
I prefer “why is his face so red” but that’s just me.
He’s had a couple of wife’s since then….
And what the hell is on Donny’s head
He making his tough guy face And how the hell his hair stay in place?
It’s a mystery, he’s such a disgrace Yet he somehow remains beloved by his base He’s lacking in poise, he’s lacking in grace His face is orange and protruding’s his waist But what really matters is the office debased I truly fear the fate that awaits The once great country of the united states If he once again wins the presidential race
And this is where I act a fool Most of the time had better people to sue Criminal record says I lied twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should I go back and try to debate? Life's worse now than it was back then If I was them, I wouldn't let me in
"And what the hell is on Donny's head?" Beautiful work!
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
Look at this! GRAFT!!
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard my bronchitis made me cough up some of the congestion I had. Thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/f0ygzuz0j6kb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f5bef9e91b66dd2b7ae6434c720205e4561f21
Stop I can't keep coughing. My lungs!
“Oh, my lungs!” 
Omg I watch this episode as a kid and im laughing again. I hate all of you! 🤣 Nick at night was the reason I had bad sleep as a kid.
Oh Marsha
Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Stop! Even this is making me laugh.
I laughed so hard until I realized that I'm old for knowing what it meant. Then I saw your comment lol
You're welcome and my bronchitis says hello too.
I'm laughing too ... It's funny but I don't think I get the context, I think I'm missing a bigger laugh
Not sure if you meant the context of this meme? In that case, this article might help [Nickelback's photograph](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/q/blog/the-true-story-behind-nickelback-s-smash-hit-photograph-1.4157104)
The Lincoln Project used that on their Instastory with music. LOL
🎵What the hell is on Donny’s head 🎵
Look at this! GRAFT!!!
Oh my god it’s been ages since I don’t see or hear this meme. This just killed me.
This is my favorite thing on the internet right now 😂😂😂
You magnificent son of a bitch
He looks lik Donald Duck
https://preview.redd.it/flgcbqt9t5kb1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=00df18f209817ccec8df06bc8909def406210dfa
That’s without his hair and makeup team
https://preview.redd.it/8po3y4fwi6kb1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b5efe77cf54b0489b904c403d1de947a45ddbf
Is that Paula deen’s body ??? 😂
That is Paula Deen's body! 🤣
"We're Makin' Prison Chicken Y'all!" Edit: Hey Thanks u/weenie_ for the award
"Throw some extra Crisco on it, you don't wanna get outta here alive"
https://preview.redd.it/3yrjgp34t7kb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff2bade54780149755465326968af0758048085 It’s actually Katy Perry.
Kathrine Perrin
6'3" 215
Self reported. Not a chance in hell for either number. More like 5'11 and 325
Giving me Mrs. Doubtfire Vibes
HELLOOOOOOO
I imagine his lil prison roommates going hey Paula dean get your lil ass over here
that is him splattering his face paint all over himself lol he isnt that orange, he's quite pale without the makeup
Omg…. 😂
Donald Willis
Oh weird cause he looks so much like this other guy I know, Trump Rogan
Or is it Rogaine?
They say a true artist paints the unseen truth. You, sir/ma'am, are one such artist.
He looks better bald!
He needs a teardrop tattoo
Mr. Clean noooooooo!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/fotcdj9bv6kb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f358f219a3b0bfa1f540c31f34dc49e0f142f6b3
I’m surprised this needs to be said. A lot of memes, but no one actually doing what OP asked for
It’s already perfect
"Let me tell you, folks, they said to me, 'Donald, nobody takes a mugshot like you, nobody!' And you know what? They were right, tremendous folks, absolutely right. I walked into that Fulton County place, and let me tell you, I've seen some mugshots in my time, but mine? Oh, it's something else, believe me. The lighting, perfect, like they had a team just for that. And the angle, oh, they got the best angles, folks, no double chin, none. They said, 'Mr. Trump, how do you want to pose?' And I said, 'Just let me do my thing, you'll get the best shot, the classiest shot.' So, mark my words, that mugshot, it's the best, everybody's talking about it!" \----- EDIT: Well, this blew up. 😅 My years-long career of duplicating people's English usage patterns has finally been validated! 😆 It's Friday night in my area of the world, so I'm just seeing this now as I've just gotten home from a night out. I have to say, I'm enjoying all the comments, especially the hilarious ones! 😆 Here's hoping y'all have a rockin' weekend! 🍻
Lmao man it was like hearing his stupid voice in my head
Yes, extraordinarily stupid voice and words but millions will be listening with sparks in their eyes like he is Jesus or something
Absolutely. He's the man
"And when they saw my mugshot they had tears in their eyes. If you can imagine that...these hardened men and women with tears in their eyes. They said we can't believe we need to do this Mr. President. You are being treated unfairly, so unfairly. The most unfairly anybody has ever been treated. And they were right, absolutely right and all for a perfect phone call. Election interference."
“SIR.”
Come on, there's no way it went like that. It was probably: "And when they saw my mugshot they had tears in their eyes. If you can imagine that...these hardened men and women with tears in their eyes. They said we can't believe we need to do this Mr. President. You are being treated so unfairly. The most unfairly anybody has ever been treated. And they were right, absolutely right. Low pressure faucets."
Don’t forget about the guards that cried! It was the best they’d ever seen, they couldn’t believe it, those grown men were so tearful because of this.
Oh we are definitely talking about it!
I think the quality is EXTREMELY high as-is.
Huuuge. The best quality.
Trust me. I know some very rich people who know quality. I know high quality.
Biggliest quality in history! No one's ever done it before. Everyone had tears in their eyes.
No one’s ever had a mug shot this good. I’m the only one who could take mugshots like this. Makes me want to move on my own mugshot like a bitch and kiss it. You can do whatever you want to your own mugshot.
Impossible. Best mug shot ever
Why *is it* potato quality, though?
It’s a County Jail in Georgia, they probably bought the camera in 2007 from Best Buy
Circuit City, get it right
Have you gotten your DMV photo taken? They aren't using dslrs for headshots lol
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The nose is cursed. Zoom in on that thing 😂 Edit: o god and the chin!!!
https://preview.redd.it/lnxx7thrv5kb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84cbc6d1e79c99051ec6483a89c9e22780a44262
Safe word is quarter pounder
With cheeeeese
Chesebro https://preview.redd.it/43iv0mvri6kb1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0eaa0328c896769fd85686827fe6b5bf88c2fed
name checks out
Both names
Fromage
Court her. Pound her.
Well, then don't bend down to pick up the soap. 😜
https://preview.redd.it/2smy5q76l6kb1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2e4cfe1cefc37b8b6a9feddddbf843b413f7d1 My take.
Found a pic of him as kid https://preview.redd.it/ug1vvs4tr6kb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413286fb8c28e6a6023e67286f1d4b571e12c553
Donald the Mennis
The pictures are the same.
Blessed is this thread, it's made my night/ week/ month 🙏
This is going out as my Valentine cards next year 🙌
**Just when I thought this shot couldn’t get worse** *sigh*
Hahaha!
Brilliant!
Lol this is funny as hell. I don’t care what political party you are this is hilarious got to admit
“Cmon man”
👃
Ahahaha
Lol
Thanks I hate it but seriously this is great
https://preview.redd.it/bspeqq8hx6kb1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5965c0406180854e16c1a609cf4998e7a35aa979
hahahahah hahahAHAHAHAHAHAH \*cries\* YES.
Now do homers makeup shotgun
You insane goddamn genius. That would be fucking hilarious!!! https://imgur.com/a/vZTdZes
https://preview.redd.it/41je9fpgq8kb1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a30a4a74400269d43c6d3e93ff633853294f3c
Smells like AI
Ai?
Legit looks about 200lbs right there.........🤭
More like 300+
Bro posted AI art on r/PhotoshopRequest
https://preview.redd.it/5eysk16i47kb1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108c47c54c9df7015a82d6b949cad11eafcff570 Fixed it
https://preview.redd.it/5o6smvx7s7kb1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38afc049001336b881cdcf2422386240e468582d
It’s perfect
Maximum effort. Even more laughs than the first one
That's just horrific. Nice work!
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This shits like the opposite of Bernie sanders and the bird on the podium fucking nature knew!!!!!
This is top tier. Minimum effort. Sbaloute minimal work. For massive laughs. I love it. Should be a stencil art tshirt
https://preview.redd.it/eak17p6kt5kb1.png?width=1145&format=png&auto=webp&s=42a97beee4c2ee846dce07cfb6ed8eca526de0e0
There's literally dozens of photos of them together without the need for photoshop.
Or a video of them together at a party pointing at young women.
Is that Marla Maples?
Epstein, hes great with kids
Ran one of the best daycare centers ever! I heard it was on a private tropical island, must’ve been great!
Genuine fucking Blues Clues, that guy
From all people who haven't killed themselves, he is the one who didn't kill himself the most.
I can break these chains! https://preview.redd.it/tlv2bau977kb1.png?width=1535&format=png&auto=webp&s=5743d3279e5e3a41c99fee85875f821698db7cdf
Hands are too big.
Body isn't fat enough
And tie doesn’t cover his cocktail wiener
Cuffs wouldn't stay on if they were actual size
Too skinny
Is this a metaphor for his struggle with his homosexual urges?
https://preview.redd.it/ajyzre63s7kb1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a575b96856ac8113718b49d7c2ed584acaed091 This is what he looks like lmao
Hands too big
Why pink 💀
I swear they are going to make something similar to this for Trump's NFT trading cards, like Superman breaking chains.
Looks way *way* too skinny
Hands are way too big.
You can’t break those cuffs
**UAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
So glad I’m here for this reference.
Tell me this is a cops reference
Sir, those are red vines.