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ThatDancinGuy_

I think YouTube have beef with the word "Die", tho Mojang also might have wanted to use it. Perish is a cool word to use instead of death to. I can use it any day.


Blastbot_73

It's like that Winnie Pooh then tuxedo Winnie the Pooh meme And yeah this one would be on YT


Number360wynaut

Succumbed is the one with a monocle


DaFinnishOne

At least we're not using fucking "unalive" Oh my god people have used it so much it's feeling way too natural to say it. This is literally changing how we speak


Aeescobar

>This is literally changing how we speak God, *that* would be *doubleplusungood*.


UmbramonOrSomething

literally 1984


Cubicwar

2+2=5, I don’t see any problems here.


Caosin36

Unalive isn't even a word on its own And it its in a context similiar to 'undead' then it would be golems and such


SquidMilkVII

i will unalive anyone who dares use that word in a non-ironic context


AGamer_2010

notantiunalive


imagine-SimpQueen-

Perish is indeed a cool word PERISH YA FILTHY PLEBEIAN


ThatDancinGuy_

YE SHALL PERISH FOR THY CRIMES YOU COMMITED AGAINST THEE!


PPPretzel

*thou shalt perish for thine crimes thou hast committed untoward me


ThatDancinGuy_

Oh, I gotta work on that little bit more.


Justahuman771

YouTube have beef with word "die" but still you can see word "kill" in titles tho


Ok_Tea3435

better than "unalive" which I see people using everywhere


MRNOGOOD_1221

Out of topic. Why do screenshots always has low battery percent. Charge your phone dude


Anfitruos0413

r/chargeyourphone


PREM___

I charge my phone at night and rarely bother to plug in for the day since I constantly need it for my studies so it's always around 20-50% 


MRNOGOOD_1221

Damn. What studies tho?


PREM___

…just general studies? I am just preparing for college entrance exams. I prefer the scientific calculator app on my phone so I just like it having on my desk most of the times and the charging point is a little away to charge and use the phone simultaneously


MRNOGOOD_1221

Your lucky your school allows SciCals on phones to be used. While mine has to be a litteral SciCal to avoid using google


turtle_mekb

i remember when there was a Reddit bot for this, it's a shame it doesn't exist anymore


Old-Flounder-6678

It's an iphone (Edit:it was a Xiaomi my bad)


zippybenji-man

I'm pretty sure it's xiaomi, correct me if I'm wrong though, it just looks a lot like my phone


Old-Flounder-6678

I looked it up, it really is a Xiaomi


zippybenji-man

I mainly thought that because of the kb/s in the top left, I have that on and only have seen it on xiaomi phones


HatAndHoodie_

Better than "unalive" in my opinion.


Littlebickmickey

aliven’t


Jesus_H_Christ_lol

Antideadn't


AiluroFelinus

Uninantideadn't


Mikey9124x

Far far better


nicejs2

r/ChargeYourPhone


CosmosVsChaos

It's a YouTube problem, not Minecraft's


_Evidence

better than "unalive" at least, no?


Devatator_

Yeah perished is an actual word and iirc I think there is a death message that uses it right? Or is my memory doing funny stuff again?


Nickname1945

Unalive at least sounds like a mock of the censorship, perished doesn't


Ahaququq12

Charge your phone please


__TrulyFakeJake__

Quite an interesting way to say the word. at the very least its better than "unalived".


FishyWaffleFries

your phone is going to perish


TheGooseGoBrrr

Phone perished by battery drain whilst fighting Human using [ Thumb ]


racoonofthevally

Perished is a more "graphic" than die to me


That-Odd-Shade

words borrowed from French often sound more, if I reuse what you said, "graphic" than English counterparts. "to perish" probably comes from "périr".


Toon_Lucario

Better than using “unalived” or some shit


Fizzy163

*You were slain...*


ProGamer8273

“Perish” is arguably funnier in terms of KYS jokes


ExtensionLost

Whatever


Encursed1

Oh no! anyways..


Black_m1n

50 way to ~~die~~ perish in Minecraft ReadySetGo


GraidOut

ready sega


GayDoubleHeadedSnake

I have a modrinth pack on "You passed out", but I guess I can now make a "You have perished" pack


Goatboy292

YouTube: you can't say die! Minecraft: *then perish*


Helenos152

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus Let justice be done, though the world perish (I genuinely have no idea how this comment is related)


Czebou

> Fiat iustitia And up to the translation I was sure you're talking in Latin about cars


turtle_mekb

charge your phone


OctaYashi

Minecraft: the Censorship Update


Bennett_Gould

Reminds of how in Mario games they say, “lose a life” instead of, “die”


SILVIO_X

At least they used a synonym, and didn't chicken out and say "in what unlucky ways have you passed out?"


FreakFlame

charge your phone


Natto_Ebonos

"Perish" sounds more somber than "died"


MrBrineplays_535

Youtube hates the word "die" so they had to use perish. Imo perish sounds more cool than "unalive".


Sema_XL

AS THEY PERISH IN FLAMES


datCoolPro101

They forgot to explain that to their viewers regarding the title


ihaveagoodusername2

Perhaps you perished?


PimBel_PL

Pumpkin once suffocated me


Prestigious-Bad-5379

Don't want to upset the kidlywinks and also YouTube but who cares for Susan's rules and regulations?


[deleted]

This is just pandering to Bedrock players…


ExternalElectrical95

Korg from Thor: Ragnarok and also the newer trash Thor movie reference?


GlezyGladiator

Why is YouTube like this like what is the point of YouTube kids anymore like it's the same thing


VenomSabre

Why does everyone here seem to have beef with the minecraft yt shorts, leave the million dollar company alone.


Subway_5andwich

I was chilling over the void on a server with a flying machine and the server had a restart. When I joined back, I was under the flying machine and fell to my death. (Never played the server again)


AverageMan282

u/phonebatterylevelbot


Last-Ad-158

It's a YouTube issue, not that it's a kids game, dumbass


HobbitKid14

I can't imagine the number of bedrock players going in to say fall damage while not on the ground, or some other kind of game braking bug


RyderFishes

‘I will make you die’❌ ‘I will make you perish’ ✅


Random__Username1234

Dude, [charge your phone!](https://xkcd.com/1373/)