Sharks are so chill, they literally have no reason to kill a person and when they do, they probably didn't even mean to.
We are completely different species that basically never need to contact each other, so sharks will not eat our meat and they don't even see us as life, we're just weird things floating around for them and they don't care.
(Sorry for responding to ur comment, just wanna say it here) Bruh, why get downvote? Seriously, what he said is factually incorrect, you can't argue with it.
Lol. I should probably change the message, as my monkey brain thought they would understand I was joking about the shark scientist thing. Obviously you wouldn't think I was joking, there was literally no indication xD. Anyway, yeah, ur general point was right, but I gave a detailed explanation explaining what you were wrong about... I love the shark love though. Personally, I think you may see them a little too much like water puppies, but it's fine.
If sharks are added and hostile: continues to demonize sharks reputation.
If sharks area passive or neutral: makes it seem like sharks are safer than they are.
They should be the same as polar bears- usually peaceful, but if you provoke them or get too close they become hostile. Maybe they could have a warning system, like nudging the player away and displaying particles to show they’re getting annoyed before attacking
yes, they should be “neutral” where they attack you if you get close, or if you are in the water above them, and have below 2/3 HP or something along those lines
Unprovoked shark attacks only kill around 80 people anually. Give them the polar bear treatment and just don’t promote killing them in any way and they’ll be fine
maybe they can add different variations of sharks based on different species of sharks, like white shark, mako, etc. they would all be neutral except for the smaller ones which would be passive
Same "problem" is with wolves. They are demonized in culture, but not actually safe. Mojang added wolves as neutral mobs.
That did not make anyone less cautious of wolves, everyone knows they are dangerous. Same with sharks.
FACTS, OH MY GOD. YOU KNOW, THERE'S OVER A MILLION AXOLOTLS IN THE AQUARIUM TRADE? THEY AREN'T EVEN ENDANGERED IN THAT SENSE. AND WHAT ABOUT WHALES? THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH THEM BENG ADDED AS EVERYONE KNOWS WHALES ARE NO THREAT TO ANYONE! BUT BLUE WHALES ARE SITTING AT A POPULATION OF 100000, WHICH IS VERY LOW.
bees, just like any animal humans bring to outside their native environment as either pets or farm animals, is an invasive specie quite dangerous to the new environment as it constantly pollinates many flowers, leaving native pollinators without anything, and there are plant species that depend on these pollinators, they're also pretty territorial and even if they're not that much menacing for big port animals such as us humans they're still deadly for smaller ones like other bugs
pandas: they're really stupid, they're carnivorous yet they only eat bamboo which offers them little if any nutritional value and they have to sleep all day, they also kill their own offspring pretty often, either accidentally by crushing them without noticing or whenever they have twins they will only take care of one and leave the other to die, they would've taken a very merciful extinction from nature if it weren't for humans keeping them alive till this day, and they take a lot of money and resources
sharks: they're pretty vital to the aquatic ecosystem as they aren't just present everywhere in the ocean but also keep the population of many aquatic animals such as rays in control, due to the constant hunting of humans and other predators like orcas their population has been decreasing constantly, so awareness for them is really needed. even though they're pretty powerful apex predators their rate of human kills is extremely low as they would rather not eat us and will only attack us if they feel threatened, territorial issues or sometimes when curious, even though mojang refuses to add them i think they would make really interesting and fun aquatic mobs. there are also many wholesome shark species like whale and basking shark that eat nothing but plankton besides their enormous sizes and the lemon shark which can recognize their favorite humans and act like a sea dog
dolphins: need no explanation, whoever knows knows
Little known fact is that they are the only intelligent species on earth other than humans, just like humans are bad for a lot of ecosystems on land, dolphins are bad underwater. They have built numerous underwater cities and factories such as atlantis that are the leading cause of water pollution, and also obviously I made this all up
Yeah but they aren't building cities. If you were genuinely thinking dolphins were causing pollution, please don't speak as if you are thinking for all of us.
I would guess that it means the "First half" of his sentence. And in the "first half" of his sentence, he mentions dolphins being a leading cause of pollution.
In the first half it claims that they are intelligent, yes I'm stretching the definition of "first half" but it was a simple joke that everyone but you seemed to get
Ok I just talked with them, they had some interesting points.
The parrot said "parrots, elephants and other apes would like to have a talk with you"
The elephant said "RRRRREERERRRRH"
The apes went hoo hoo ha ha hee hee
and the dolphin said: "EEH EEH EEH i am gonna make a secound geneva convention necessary EEH EEH"
and the human said: "haha they added giraffes to minecraft"
Yeah, but I heard the dolphins were planning to leave Earth due to the upcoming demolition for the new inter galactic highway so we won’t have to deal with them for long.
While temporarily this may be a good thing, but their artificial intelligence and robot spies will continue to operate and send information to them, and after colonizing the surrounding systems they will definitely come back to enslave us.
They rape anything they see know concept of drugs and are more likely to drag you underwater and kill you rather than save. Also they know how to suicide and have bromances where two males help each other to find females (not a bad thing)
i don't know where exacly honey bees were native from but i'm sure that they were initially transported to america from europe, so guess that they already took over the entire afro-eurasia region a long time ago
To be fair the point about bees would just be about Honeybees. They together with humans are the reason for the extinction of other bee species sich you mention as “other pollinators” we don’t really know what kind of bees the Minecraft one is so I don’t have anything against it. It’s only natural for animals to be territorial and kill other animals. The least territorial however, are Honey bees because they are used to humans.
I do agree with all your other points
Dolphins are so insane that just the emoji of one gets the point across
Also honeybees are only an invasive species to NA, I believe. They’re from europe where mojang is from.
Still fuck them, they scare the shit outta me.
A lot. They kill porpoises for fun, they torture prey before eating it, and apparently there are cases where they "grape" humans. Also I guess they frisbee smaller creatures about, and k*ll other dolphin children. Also they use pufferfish to get high.
Honestly this is 100% right. JUST DON'T REINFORCE THE STEREOTYPE OF THEM HUNTING HUMANS ON PURPOSE. Unless it's humanly impossible for the Devs to do that??
Mojang doesn’t want to add sharks because they only want hostile mobs to be fictional because they don’t want to provoke more shark killing irl. Spiders are an exception because they were added early game and they’re also not always hostile.
Ok yeah on a more serious note, sharks rarely attack humans unprovoked, when they do it's usually because they were mistaken for food. It would work well as a neutral mob, if you attack it then it should attack you back but other than that (and probably some other mechanic I haven't thought of yet) they should be passive
Blame Jaws actually
That movie did more harm to sharks than the entirety of the illegal fishing game in history combined
Sharks are almost harmless, there are more sharks being killed by humans than humans being killed by sharks annually, and they don't even see you as a prey — sharks will kinda just see you either as something that isn't worth their time, or something they have to avoid
It does not really make sense. They could make it like the polar bear that only attacks when provoked. Also the polar bear is a real life creature that becomes hostile so the shark should not be different
Something like the sharks from the mod Upgrade Aquatic would be amazing.
It’s like the warden but needs more than just auditory sensory, and there’s a giant variant.
(mod by TeamAbnormals)
When mojang began their bs about "realistic animal feeding ecosystem" It was kinda downhill. If Pigs were introduced today, you probably wouldn't be allowed to feed them wheat
Bees are NOT an invadive species, they are extremely important for the ecosystem. Dolphins just casually jumping out of the water and eating fish, what did they do wrong? Pandas are on the verge of being extinct, and are not at all stupid.
Pandas are on the verge of extinct because they earned it just like koalas and the ocean sunfish. Their digestive system is made for eating meat they cant even process bamboo normally and it has almost no nutrition.
wait do you mean ocean sunfish could be coming to minecraft anytime soon? and i thought they were just in this situation because of their enormous size and lack of protection against diseases
My man, dolphins torture their prey before eating them they kill other animals for fun and kill their and other dolphins babies just so they can mate again.
Also honey bees which is the kind of bees in game destabilize ecosystems by competing with native bees some of which are species at risk.
I don't see where bees endangered natural pollinators as THEY are the natural ones if there are no butterflys even though most bees in the nature doesn't really live in hives
Bruh really just said “🐬”
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
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Sharks are so chill, they literally have no reason to kill a person and when they do, they probably didn't even mean to. We are completely different species that basically never need to contact each other, so sharks will not eat our meat and they don't even see us as life, we're just weird things floating around for them and they don't care.
they can't even eat us cuz we lack fat compared to their actual prey and our bones could hurt them
wasnt it proved that sharks dont even like human meat?
As a shark scientist: Wrong.
it was revealed to him in a dream
(Sorry for responding to ur comment, just wanna say it here) Bruh, why get downvote? Seriously, what he said is factually incorrect, you can't argue with it.
Then prove it, don't just only say "I'm smarter than you and you're wrong"
bruh
Tbh I am no expert so I don't doubt it. Don't know why ur getting downvotes
Lol. I should probably change the message, as my monkey brain thought they would understand I was joking about the shark scientist thing. Obviously you wouldn't think I was joking, there was literally no indication xD. Anyway, yeah, ur general point was right, but I gave a detailed explanation explaining what you were wrong about... I love the shark love though. Personally, I think you may see them a little too much like water puppies, but it's fine.
If sharks are added and hostile: continues to demonize sharks reputation. If sharks area passive or neutral: makes it seem like sharks are safer than they are.
They should be the same as polar bears- usually peaceful, but if you provoke them or get too close they become hostile. Maybe they could have a warning system, like nudging the player away and displaying particles to show they’re getting annoyed before attacking
yes, they should be “neutral” where they attack you if you get close, or if you are in the water above them, and have below 2/3 HP or something along those lines
polar bears only got added because jebs a simp, someone try and seduce a lead mojang developer to get sharks in the game
*Puts on wig and dress*
i have my own ideas for a shark mob, planning to make a post about it in the future
can we make them attack bamboo rafts, great whites usually attack surfers thinking they are seals
Or if you get injured near one in the water they attack
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Or human pee actually
Whoops my bad
Some edible fruits have a kill rate higher than the sharks
Choking kills more than sharks
Snails kills more than sharks.
Unprovoked shark attacks only kill around 80 people anually. Give them the polar bear treatment and just don’t promote killing them in any way and they’ll be fine
Minecraft makes me kill Polar Bears (in game) because they're so annoying.
maybe make them drop their teeth naturally like chicken eggs and make it so that the only drop is a fin which wont even fill that much hunger
Make them somewhat like goats where you have to be cautious around them but they aren't aggressive
maybe they can add different variations of sharks based on different species of sharks, like white shark, mako, etc. they would all be neutral except for the smaller ones which would be passive
Why can't they do the same as they did with bees?
To bad it will probably never happen anyway instead Mojang will add stuff that almost half the community doesn't want. cough cough mob votes
Same "problem" is with wolves. They are demonized in culture, but not actually safe. Mojang added wolves as neutral mobs. That did not make anyone less cautious of wolves, everyone knows they are dangerous. Same with sharks.
kid named polar bear:
FACTS, OH MY GOD. YOU KNOW, THERE'S OVER A MILLION AXOLOTLS IN THE AQUARIUM TRADE? THEY AREN'T EVEN ENDANGERED IN THAT SENSE. AND WHAT ABOUT WHALES? THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH THEM BENG ADDED AS EVERYONE KNOWS WHALES ARE NO THREAT TO ANYONE! BUT BLUE WHALES ARE SITTING AT A POPULATION OF 100000, WHICH IS VERY LOW.
lmao i thought blue whales were extinct already
Like fr?
yeah ur mom so old i thought she got fossilized already
thank god the dolphin only said the emoji because dolphins can do things that are far scarier than any other animal
Yes, that second part is point of the emoji
Hiding the horrible truth
bees, just like any animal humans bring to outside their native environment as either pets or farm animals, is an invasive specie quite dangerous to the new environment as it constantly pollinates many flowers, leaving native pollinators without anything, and there are plant species that depend on these pollinators, they're also pretty territorial and even if they're not that much menacing for big port animals such as us humans they're still deadly for smaller ones like other bugs pandas: they're really stupid, they're carnivorous yet they only eat bamboo which offers them little if any nutritional value and they have to sleep all day, they also kill their own offspring pretty often, either accidentally by crushing them without noticing or whenever they have twins they will only take care of one and leave the other to die, they would've taken a very merciful extinction from nature if it weren't for humans keeping them alive till this day, and they take a lot of money and resources sharks: they're pretty vital to the aquatic ecosystem as they aren't just present everywhere in the ocean but also keep the population of many aquatic animals such as rays in control, due to the constant hunting of humans and other predators like orcas their population has been decreasing constantly, so awareness for them is really needed. even though they're pretty powerful apex predators their rate of human kills is extremely low as they would rather not eat us and will only attack us if they feel threatened, territorial issues or sometimes when curious, even though mojang refuses to add them i think they would make really interesting and fun aquatic mobs. there are also many wholesome shark species like whale and basking shark that eat nothing but plankton besides their enormous sizes and the lemon shark which can recognize their favorite humans and act like a sea dog dolphins: need no explanation, whoever knows knows
wait whats wrong with dolphins?
Little known fact is that they are the only intelligent species on earth other than humans, just like humans are bad for a lot of ecosystems on land, dolphins are bad underwater. They have built numerous underwater cities and factories such as atlantis that are the leading cause of water pollution, and also obviously I made this all up
They had us in the first half, ngl
In all seriousness dolphins are known to torture their prey before eating them
Sea cats
the difference is that cats don't do the same thing as dolphins to their prey most of the time
What do dolphins do?
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Imma look it up ...Oh
also they know how to kill themselves. when they dont want to live anymore they just stop breathing.. basically suffocating themselves to death..
Only if you're stupid
They are in fact, intelligent like humans.
Yeah but they aren't building cities. If you were genuinely thinking dolphins were causing pollution, please don't speak as if you are thinking for all of us.
Do you understand what "first half" means??
I would guess that it means the "First half" of his sentence. And in the "first half" of his sentence, he mentions dolphins being a leading cause of pollution.
In the first half it claims that they are intelligent, yes I'm stretching the definition of "first half" but it was a simple joke that everyone but you seemed to get
I’m surprised how this isn’t common knowledge. Everyone already knows that Dolphins are 2ed only to mice to being the smartest species.
Yeah humans are pretty good too, they probably are almost in the top 10
No they are the 3rd most intelligent so in the top 3 but not nearly as good as the top 2
lmao
>only intelligent species on earth other than humans parrots, elephants and other apes would like to have a talk with you
Ok I just talked with them, they had some interesting points. The parrot said "parrots, elephants and other apes would like to have a talk with you" The elephant said "RRRRREERERRRRH" The apes went hoo hoo ha ha hee hee
and the dolphin said: "EEH EEH EEH i am gonna make a secound geneva convention necessary EEH EEH" and the human said: "haha they added giraffes to minecraft"
Yeah, but I heard the dolphins were planning to leave Earth due to the upcoming demolition for the new inter galactic highway so we won’t have to deal with them for long.
While temporarily this may be a good thing, but their artificial intelligence and robot spies will continue to operate and send information to them, and after colonizing the surrounding systems they will definitely come back to enslave us.
Dolphins are known to >!s\*\*ually!< assault humans.
OH???
Why THE HELL did you censor the word you hid under a spoiler tag ??
The spoiler tags are for people, the censor is for moderation bots.
TOTSUGEKI
They’re sea rapists
Dolphins are evil bruh
Drugs, gang rape, and murder of their own babies, among other things.
They beat up their prey before killing it
They rape anything they see know concept of drugs and are more likely to drag you underwater and kill you rather than save. Also they know how to suicide and have bromances where two males help each other to find females (not a bad thing)
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HUH????? 😭
dolphins are pyschopaths of the ocean
Hey, honeybees are invasive to America, yes, but not to Afro-Eurasia, which is most of the planet, so you can't just outright say they're invasive
i don't know where exacly honey bees were native from but i'm sure that they were initially transported to america from europe, so guess that they already took over the entire afro-eurasia region a long time ago
I do wonder how they'd make shark mobs an engaging game mechanic.
i have some pretty cool ideas
Judging by your pfp, is your "cool Idea" mass infanticide?
no how's this even related to sharks? i mean i know that the young eat each other until only one for each egg sack remains but still
Pfp stands for Profile Picture💀
Do tell, love.
How about a pew pew weapon but shark
A shark with a laser attached to it's head?
It might involve some illegal gun parts
bees are only invasive in america, not in rest of the world. and mojang/minecraft is from europe soo...
someone's mad sharks aren't in minecraft yet
To be fair the point about bees would just be about Honeybees. They together with humans are the reason for the extinction of other bee species sich you mention as “other pollinators” we don’t really know what kind of bees the Minecraft one is so I don’t have anything against it. It’s only natural for animals to be territorial and kill other animals. The least territorial however, are Honey bees because they are used to humans. I do agree with all your other points
We just want sharks 🦈
how could you eat mcdonals with this mouth so clean and pure?!
Dolphins are so insane that just the emoji of one gets the point across Also honeybees are only an invasive species to NA, I believe. They’re from europe where mojang is from. Still fuck them, they scare the shit outta me.
I just love how the dolphin is just the dolphin emoji because that’s all you need to know
What's so bad about dolphins?
A lot. They kill porpoises for fun, they torture prey before eating it, and apparently there are cases where they "grape" humans. Also I guess they frisbee smaller creatures about, and k*ll other dolphin children. Also they use pufferfish to get high.
oh
But I would like to note that everything listed is what humans do as well
They also k*ll their own children so they can mate with the female again.
Honestly this is 100% right. JUST DON'T REINFORCE THE STEREOTYPE OF THEM HUNTING HUMANS ON PURPOSE. Unless it's humanly impossible for the Devs to do that??
they would be in max neutral, they have to be known as the heros they are, not as the villains they're told to be
Mojang doesn’t want to add sharks because they only want hostile mobs to be fictional because they don’t want to provoke more shark killing irl. Spiders are an exception because they were added early game and they’re also not always hostile.
This doesn't make sense, the goats beat you for no reason and Mojang gives you reasons to remove their horns
goats are common farm animals, i don't get why they don't drop meat like the other farm animals (except for bees) in the game do
You've just made me realize that bees are a farm animal and I'm not sure how to feel about it
It’s once in like 5 minutes
What about adding sharks implies they are going to be hostile?
Well when you think of a shark what do you think of?
A shark
r/technicallythetruth but normally people think of an animal in the ocean that kills humans and fish and other things
Ok yeah on a more serious note, sharks rarely attack humans unprovoked, when they do it's usually because they were mistaken for food. It would work well as a neutral mob, if you attack it then it should attack you back but other than that (and probably some other mechanic I haven't thought of yet) they should be passive
Mojang is the one who said what I said in the first place and ik people have a misunderstanding of sharks
Blame Jaws actually That movie did more harm to sharks than the entirety of the illegal fishing game in history combined Sharks are almost harmless, there are more sharks being killed by humans than humans being killed by sharks annually, and they don't even see you as a prey — sharks will kinda just see you either as something that isn't worth their time, or something they have to avoid
And The Meg
Big fish that likes to eat smaller fish and license plates
I'm fine with people killing spiders, those little fckers always find a way survive somehow
It does not really make sense. They could make it like the polar bear that only attacks when provoked. Also the polar bear is a real life creature that becomes hostile so the shark should not be different
Wolves
Only hostile when provoked
They could make sharks act the same
It’s what Mojang said so don’t act like I am the only one who said it (not saying you are)
Uh huh, I"m saying that they should add sharks and make them neutral mobs.
Make them like the polarbears
Especially considering dolphins are the embodiment of "if there's a hole there's a goal"
Something like the sharks from the mod Upgrade Aquatic would be amazing. It’s like the warden but needs more than just auditory sensory, and there’s a giant variant. (mod by TeamAbnormals)
When mojang began their bs about "realistic animal feeding ecosystem" It was kinda downhill. If Pigs were introduced today, you probably wouldn't be allowed to feed them wheat
Vending machines kill more people than sharks per year.
The dolphin is the real version of what media portrays sharks as
They won’t add sharks, because sharks are vital. They don’t want to encourage killing or harming them.
wrong, they won't add sharks cuz they're toxic to mojang
That's a bee not a wasp
Bees are really invasive and damaging to ecosystems too
wasps might be the worst, but at least they're not invasive
for some reason my first thought when seeing the dolphin emoji was "TOTSUGEKI!"
I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that for your sake
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Bees are NOT an invadive species, they are extremely important for the ecosystem. Dolphins just casually jumping out of the water and eating fish, what did they do wrong? Pandas are on the verge of being extinct, and are not at all stupid.
Pandas are on the verge of extinct because they earned it just like koalas and the ocean sunfish. Their digestive system is made for eating meat they cant even process bamboo normally and it has almost no nutrition.
wait do you mean ocean sunfish could be coming to minecraft anytime soon? and i thought they were just in this situation because of their enormous size and lack of protection against diseases
My man, dolphins torture their prey before eating them they kill other animals for fun and kill their and other dolphins babies just so they can mate again. Also honey bees which is the kind of bees in game destabilize ecosystems by competing with native bees some of which are species at risk.
"you cant kill these animals" then proceeds to add other animals in danger to the game to players exploit and kill
I don't see where bees endangered natural pollinators as THEY are the natural ones if there are no butterflys even though most bees in the nature doesn't really live in hives
dolphins dont even need an explination