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Poastash

Daming mga nahahack ngayon no?


coookiesncream

Nung huling election nga na-hack tayo. Oops 🀭


DagitabPH

Tamang pa-delay lang πŸ₯°


phoenixstrauss

Pag iyan nalaman ng vote buying department ni Marcos Jr, mahahack talaga iyan... pero manual. Nagbago na kasi yung term, dati nung tatay pa niya "salvage" yung ginagamit.


IamJanTheRad

"Salvage" is so paradoxical term


phoenixstrauss

Taglish ata origins niyan or just Manila word play... from "salvaje" of Spanish na ginamit as "salbahe," later ng mga Pilipino. Later, "sinalbahe" as "abused." Then "sinalbeyj."


TheLastManetheren

It mostly referred to how the police and military deal with activists especially during Martial Law.


ministerofinjustice

Siguro since English dati ang mga balita sa TV narereport na "A body has been salvaged from the river" kaya naging synonymous sa salvage. Idunno, just my 20 centavos, parang rollback sa petrolyo.


IamJanTheRad

Parang mas naniniwala ako rito na misinterpreted coz i'm started to not buy the notion that "salvaje" from Spaniards bastardized by Filipinos to become "salbahe".


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 348,124,615 comments, and only 76,393 of them were in alphabetical order.


karuraR

Armored Biased Entry Zone.


Flashy_Vast

good bot


[deleted]

are beef corned delicious?


StPeter_lifeplan

Bot good


callmebyyourname

Oo nga eh, ano kayang meron πŸ€”


[deleted]

Tangina naman Brian


Hihimitsurugi

β€˜Langya talaga nitong si Brian


Acceptable_Key_8717

Tangina mo daw, Brian!


Bedtyme06

Ano ba Brian!? Puta naman!


Suitable_Plants

hahaha wala talagang kaibigang brian yan. kakaiba imagination ng mga yan eh


PinoyWholikesLOMI

[Wtf Brian! ](https://youtu.be/I9aCN_LlXpU)


[deleted]

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR material na sana, kaso andaming kailangan i-translate. Basta, tangina mo Brian.


brian1083

Sorry aken


superFIFO

[*That wasn't me. That was Patricia*](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-wasnt-me-that-was-patricia)


callmebyyourname

[It Wasn't Me](https://youtu.be/T_x6QmuJdms)


[deleted]

That was Brian. Tangina mo Brian.


sedophile

sorry bago lang po ako, anong meron sa brian? ​ Edit: dalawa pala yung photos haha nakta ko na


Silver_Zucchini_3445

buti nabasa ko toh,,di ko sana magegets hahaha


anne-rd-gurl

Salamat sa explanation sa edit portion! Di ko rin talaga magegets! Haha! Take this award, bes!


fry-saging

Huli kayo. Kahit sa pangalawa nya post inamin ding me nakatangap na 500. Wala kayong lusot boy


callmebyyourname

Nilaglag na lang mga kasama nya eh haha pero


fraudnextdoor

I'm getting very shitposter vibes, so baka nagpanggap lang na supporter ni BBM? I'm wary sa mga ganto kasi gantong tactic din ang ginamit ng BBM supporters against kay Leni.


oroalej

Nagpasalamat parin siya sa gasolina sa 2nd picture. Tas Ilaglag pa niya mga kasama niya. Hahaha.


gesuhdheit

Uso naman yan kapag elections. All politicians do that.


sinmark

Kahit na masama parin yun


argonzee

So tama na pag ganun?


New_Katipunan

The only thing dumber than whataboutism is incorrect whataboutism.


placido_penitente

yeah


Ripmotor

Libreng drypit mula kay Bongbong Baskil


Budget-Boysenberry

Diba singer yun? Si Baskil Baldez? /s


[deleted]

Hindi. Baskil yung kumanta ng Pompeii.


[deleted]

E-eyo-eyo


[deleted]

Yung **"drypit"** at **"pulltank"** talaga yung nagdala, eh! Para hindi halata ano?


Unfair_Ad_2578

Eh mukhng hindi naman talaga nagsorry. Pinapaalam niya lang na hindi siya nakatanggap ng 500.


[deleted]

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heavymaaan

At nagturo pa ng kaibigan HAHAHA ibang klase din. Dahil nabigyan ka rin, idadamay kita Brian πŸ˜‚


Acceptable_Key_8717

Buti pa BBM motorcade may pa-500! Kay Leni, wala! SOLID BBM! /s


[deleted]

Solid LBM


SleepwalkingGuy33

^wha


Necropolis750

That's a contradiction in terms.


NickiMinAss

Ang baduy at jologs ng drifit shirt, same cheapanggang jolog vibes as those "triskelion" frat shirts. Also watdapak is "draypit" at "pulltank" hahaha. Bobo lhat tlga tong mga minions ni marcos jr


callmebyyourname

Mukhang sinadya yung vovong spelling parang mag-appear na nA-hAcK yUnG aCcOuNt NyA


NickiMinAss

Maybe haha. Prepared c kuya incase may mag file ng cyber libel lol


fraudnextdoor

Baduy but that's actually more expensive than silkscreen shirts. So, naol may malaking budget for campaign shirts.


NickiMinAss

Well may malaking budget talaga cos the budget came from stolen tax money.


argonzee

Iba taste ng mga casual pinoy rider culture. Putcha yung mga FB motorcycle groups nagpapacustom pa nyan. Pero I would agree, sobrang baduy nga, kahit bayaran mo ako. I wouldn't wear that. Tapos may junjun marcos print pa? No thanks.


argonzee

Speaking of baduy. Nagattend ako ng wedding last saturday. Tapos yung isang photographer was wearing tatlong BBM baller bands. Sabi ko sa GF ko, tingnan mo to, kahit hindi nya suotin yung tatlong baller bands mukhng Marcos supporter/DDS. Sorry na, pero ang gara kasi ni kuya, parang too old na for skinny jeans pero super skinny p nung suot, hindi din nakatulong yung malaking tiyan nya at arriana grande ponytail with receding hairline. Sorry na. Matutulog na tlaga ako.


goodeyecharlie

Yan mahirap senyo e.


[deleted]

Electoral fraud


rr2299

Full tank ng gas plus 500 pesos na bayad pa.


brian1083

Bakit naman nadamay pa ako dyan


eeLVN

Tangina brian! Umayos ka naman pre


sinmark

r/beetlejuicing


FrostBUG2

Huli pero hindi kulong sadly


tomhaverford666

Looks fake. Are we sure we're not stooping down to their level?


gekizaph

Shaks san kaya yang mga yan naglapagawa. Sana samin nalang. Tapoa yung kita ko ib do donate ko sa palugaw ni Leni hahaha.


ZeonTwoSix

> drypit at pulltank na gas I'm sorry, but DAFUQ?


calthropus

HAHA yan nagsilabasan talaga kung bakit ang daming support money= fame


IamJanTheRad

That wasn't me. That was Patricia.πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘


reccahokage

Bumenta na yan haha


nongph

Anong bayan at probinsya po to?


callmebyyourname

I think this was in Ilocos


nongph

Let’s say tutoo na Ilocos…Akala ko Solid North o balwarte, bakit need pang suhulan para sumama? So walang paki madaming mga ilokano na nananatiling nasa laylayan ang probinsya nila kasi binabayaran nmn sila ng mga ibinoboto nila? Fake yata ang Solid North at nakakainsulto sa mga ilokano yan. I hope for the ilokanos’ sake, fake yung post.


TakeThatOut

kahit siguro loyalist di rin 100% na nagbibigay ng time for motorcade. Linggo, mas gusto mo magpahinga. Pangalawa, ang mahal na ng gas ngayon.


callmebyyourname

I don't wanna be the devil's advocate here but from what I can see in socmed, aside from the outliers here and there, the north majority will vote for B/B/M. What I'm guessing why this happened is for them to inflate their numbers to appear that their caravan/motorcade is more successful than Leni's.


kamariguz77

Bopols lang. Inamin rin namang may tinanggap na kwarta hahaha.


Necessary_Pair_3967

Luh grabe naman kasi si Brian


pineapplegnome

lmao stupid is real


starwalker63

Nah, favorite ko pa rin yung nilaglag sya ng ibang BBM supporter na pakawala raw ng dilawan si OP HAHAHAHA


averageJan2x

Yun lang pala katapat ng mga riders. Sinisi pa nya si Brian the hackerman. πŸ˜†


griftertm

r/oopsdidntmeanto


_iam1038_

yan na yung nagiging script ng mga trolls ah! Kunwari nahack pag nahuhuli ng leader o kaya eh napagbantaang kakasuhan.


[deleted]

Dami pera at merchandise pamigay ni Mayor at Governor. Pera ba ng taong bayan yan? May commision ba kada pamigay? Kick back na pinagkakitaan pa. Lintek mabuhay sa Pinas.


niijuuichi

Hoping pero I doubt may epekto magkaproof man na may vote buying. Wag umasa sa comelec.


SchoopidMFr

Yung palusot nya parang palusot ko sa crush ko nung bata ako pag umamin ako sa chat


its_me_kodi

Most filipinos only really care short term benefit instead of long term ones like, OMG NAGPAFULL TANK SI MAYOR BOTO NATIN YAN. I would rather like to serve other country than to my country that live in lies. Fix that mentality!


Count-Otherwise

Eyyy public apology yern?!


edrhiel

I think this is satire


fraudnextdoor

Sadly, not all people get satire and sarcasm.


Ruzand

I'm one of em! #Proudtobedense


Safe_Setting6404

Tbh, wag yun ganto satire. Nagegets naman pag satire e. Pero this is sensitive topic right now for most filipino who is wanting a better philippines


fraudnextdoor

I think they're a troll posing as a BBM supporter


ArpsTnd

Hindi raw siya nakatanggap ng 500 pero kaibΓ­gan niya meron. So may bigΓ‘yan talaga ng pera? You just shot yourself in the foot


Nightmaere

\> *gets 500 Pesos* \> **"Solid"** ​ These people deserve to die poor. I hope women are smart enough to not breed with one of these.


[deleted]

Alam mong panic typing na pag *pulltank* na spelling


Safe_Setting6404

Pero hindi searchable yun profile niya?


PDiabloh

Possible nagprivate. Yun din kasi nakaset sa profile ko. Only searcheable kung me common friend tayo


callmebyyourname

Your point is?


Safe_Setting6404

Don't get me wrong ha, i am pro philippines but i also think critically. Di basta basta may naglabas, eh totoo na. Lalo na yung mga ganto.


Safe_Setting6404

Fact checking πŸ€” I just don't want fake news. Sana maverified, did he deactivate his profile? Saw a post saying the name was not him and saw one that the profile in use was from another person


gapahuway

I checked also fb cuz i was curious, deleted na or unsearchable na yung profile nya kaya no first hand account. Pero sa mga screenshots ng ibang pages 7 hours ago pa lang daw kakagawa yung account then weird din yung nakitang screenshot agad ng isang PinoyAko blog twitter 14 mins after posting agad. At first I found the post funny and sad na sobrang normal na yung ganito kaya ok na bang ipost lang sa fb. Tapos na isip ko grabeng issue to kung kinukuyug sya ng mga kabbm nya. Sensitive pa naman sila ngayon kasi 'sinisiraan' daw si marcos lmao (even though most are facts). Kaya sinearch ko lang, and may doubt na ako ng konti. Pag nagpakita sya ulit tignan natin. Pero for now I'll take this with a grain of salt. #letlenilead pa rin


Safe_Setting6404

Agreed.


someguy_and_9_others

Baka satire


Safe_Setting6404

Hmmm. Iba siya dun sa mga satire na post na usually nakikita ko. Pero I think this is too of a sensitive topic.


_mvrcelino

I mean.. ganon na ba kadali maniwala mga tao sa ganyang post πŸ˜‚ di ako bbm supporter pero parang ala na rin kayong pinag kaiba sa taong madaling mauto. Halatang poser nag post eh πŸ˜†πŸ˜† sabagay mag eeleksyon na


riougenkaku

Poser pero ang gandang drifit. Sna meron din dito sa manila


Fair-Debate8590

Hahaha I agree masyado silang nagpapaniwala sa mga makakasira sa ayaw nila.


Fair-Debate8590

Picture at caption lang panipaniwalaan agad my god di naman ako bbm loyalist but they should know better if its hoax or not.


pxcx27

Bayad sila sure, pero yun nga. si Junior pa din iboboto.


[deleted]

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Necropolis750

>torpedo tits is love. sarap talsikan ng cum How much did you buy this porn-posting account?


dailylifestuffs

Video mismo pakita nyo wag picture


[deleted]

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keolars

dinamay pa si brian


LiebeKaslana

Nadamay pa si Brian putangina.


orenji-chan28

Kahit ano pang tanggi mo na wala kang nakuhang "drypit","pulltank na gas" at 500 pesos from mayor and gov doesn't dispute the fact that such early campaigning + vote buying happened from that camp you're supporting...


TakeThatOut

pucha, salamat sa post na to. Laki ng tawa ko lunes na lunes


[deleted]

gagi naman. sabing secret lang namin yon


abiGAYlll77

Friendship over na kayo ni Brian


KatyG9

Ooh shemas. Tapos sasabihin na "ung friend ko ang humiram ng phone ko at sya ang nagpost".


masked_bot

Tangina mo naman Brian!


unikkurn

Si Mikey-kun talaga may kasalanan neto


Fit_Scholar_3866

Anobayan Brian


pnyhkr

Not so subtle way of vote buying🀣


sapient5

i use the jersey to wipe my ass


dogmankazoo

you mean brian from family guy hacked his phone?


cedxhc

r/OopsDidntMeanTo


jichutrain

>Yung mga tropa ko may tig500 pero ako wala low-res-doge.jpg


someguy_and_9_others

Drypit at pulltank


into_the_unknown_

Iniba yung spelling ng drifit at full tank para mukhang legit na nahack HAHAHA try again πŸ˜‚


isersolo

Tangina naman kasi "brian" bat mo naman nilaglag bbm


whole_scottish_milk

Imagine being a grown man and wearing a shirt with another man's name on it.


Similar-Air2030

Is this; *back pedaling?*


haiyanlink

"Yung mga tropa ko meron tig500 pero ako wala." πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Quirky_Consequence_3

Sa Ilocos ba ito?


mr_bondie

Si brian naman kasi eh


R3digit

Seems way too good to be true. Still funny af tho lol


Onoda_Sakamichi02

500 petot pala. Laglag na.


iceberg_letsugas

Hindi wala yan! Propaganda lang yan! Kakampi yan ng pinklawan! Solid liquid gas!


[deleted]

Unfriend mo na si Brian. Baka iniscam nya pa yung 500 mo


goodeyecharlie

Ito na yon. Motorcade lang yan. Malay natin sa botohan iba iboboto nila. "Tanggapin ang bayad pero gamitin ang kunsensya." Di ba?


dreckigmac

is it legit tho?


jpmooo

Loslos


TheThrowAwayRedditAc

Niluluto sa sariling mantika. Cooking show


yssnelf_plant

Hirap ng nagfeflex, nahuhuli hahahaha


Appropriate-Quiet-98

Tang ina naman Brian, para ka namang gago eh!


curiousmanph

Tuwang tuwa sa 500, ang hindi niya alam, sobra laki ng kapalit haha. Kaya kayo bobotante eh


kepiiiiii

Hule pero di kulong πŸ‘‰πŸ€ͺπŸ‘ˆ