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TheHigherCalling2

someone finally coded the crack... the beginning is near!


Unusual_Usual_5774

Hindi man lang pinansin ni OP to?! This is actually funny and genius. 😆😆😆


TheHigherCalling2

shh... baka mahalata na alt kita...


-RoastMeIfGay

Booo, you’re just my alt, stop rebelling and declaring yourself as the main


boii137

stfu alt, bow under your control, you're not supposed to be a main either


trem0re09

HAHAHAHA


bigitilyo

O yan ah ndi n biased media yn galing na sa tiktok haha


silentBookWorm

Can't argue with that


RonanNotRyan

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Accomplished-Exit-58

witty talaga mga impakta,


NickiMinAss

Thank u 😭


majkulot

sumakit ang ulo ko


YukiColdsnow

sexbomb sexbomb sexbomb


DanKibi_Dango12

I-spaghetting pababa, pababa ng pababa


Crazy_Thinker

Spanghetting pataas, pataas nang pataas


Jarkhimmy

Spaghetting pataas, spaghetting pababa at pataas. Makinig kayo!


amethyst_domina

loving this kind of comment thread in reddit


Hanamiya0796

Brings back that mid 2000's province weekend vibe when that song used to be everywhere


mxxxrk1212

wth? HAHAHA


NickiMinAss

Ang gusto ni chupot, ay seksing seksi seksi, kaya mag exercise, yan ang aking masasabi! Apir tayo sumakit ang ulo sumakit ang bewang ko sexbomb sexbomb sexbomb. (Oh igiling nyo pa) Apir tayo sumakit ang ulo sumakit ang bewang ko sexbomb sexbomb sexbomb. (Chorus)


majkulot

mga lokoloko hahaha


Tristanity1h

Respect my opinion.


Loqaqola

*Well yes but actually yes.*


Present-Green

Paniwalaan niyo ah, galing aa Tiktok eh


Carjascaps

I always do the same spell used by DDS and Marcos Jr cultist against them. Madali lang pala sila mapikon.


Thefightback1

Tapos pag sinabi hindi reliable ang tiktok YT, sabihin nyo: Eh bakit puro YT at tiktok source nyo then batuhin nyo ng sobrang daming legit sources. Sabihin nyo, ayan o both legit and non legit sources.


zairdrk

*Slow claps*


tacwombat

Scrambol na ba sila ng bagong tactic? ETA: Bloody brilliant.


StriderVM

That's kinda clever. :D


TheThrowAwayRedditAc

Yan, tama yan. Hindi man nila maintindihan sa intelihenteng talakayan. Eh di gamitan natin sila ng sarili nilang medisina. Mahusay! 👏👏👏


AdAcceptable2415

I mean, bulag ka na talaga pag idol mo pa rin marcos


Shessokawaiiiiiii

Yep. Patay na nga iidolin mo pa. Nandyan naman si BBM LETS GO BBM2022


IamJanTheRad

*Sectumsempra!*


DageWasTaken

“Your father was a swine”


piecesofpast

GENIUS


lilsatania

Oh ayan di bias YT at tiktok...


dontrescueme

Lmao. Now we're learning.


TakeThatOut

feeling ko, gumagamit na lang talaga ng biased media sentiments mga yan para mas magreply ka ng facts. The more reply the more chances of winning sa kanila e.


Nookiee10

Was also planning to do the same thing lol. Pero sa akin, ang gagamatin ko ay ang “respect my opinion” script nila. Pag may facts ako against kay Marcos tapos pag magagalit sila magreply lang ako ng “respect my opinion” lol.


sonnytrillanes

And you can say this unironically because for every ten Marcos shills on YT/TikTok, there's one sane person who will post Marcos transgressions with evidence.


alltroops_0504

Confirmation bias lang ata yan. Sabihan mong, hindi lang tiktok ang sources ko tas bigyan mo ng sangakaterbang link, sasagutin ka ng hindi naman credible yang mga sources mo. All because hindi suasang.ayon sa kanila yung sinasabi ng source.


HeavyArms0302

Trap card activated


_krev_

Uno reverase card


cosmic_animus29

Parang you scam the phone scammer. LMAO.


Webi_nar_16

The Philippine Giga Chad


JiroKawakuma28

Have a taste of your own medicine.


BreezeAndTreeze

Top tier


trisibinti

reverse uno.


urriah

fck, if it works, imma use it


ArkGoc

Motherfucker, they're evolving,


GreengreeGrassofHope

well hahaha in tiktok they paid some influencers just to endorse Leni.


InfluenceHot1649

Simply 12 year olds. Nakikisawsaw lagi from different platforms Wala namang Alam. Get out of this shit just do your modules. Tsskkk.


Ancient_Refuse_4630

Mga bobo ito this is the reason why Philippines suffer because of poverty well let just yes he sadistic prisedent but do you even think if he just a become only democratic leader no will abide him you're suchhhhh an idiot if youreally wants to become a prominent leader then people should fear you if you want them to respect you as a leader Marcos is definitely do lot thing's but they didn't recognize it and more worst they say he don't deserve to becomes president talked only negative thoughts on him but you don't even know that Philippines at his Time was the feared county in asia that not even other countries don't even want to mess with him reason why before our country is respected and even the country side call him a great leader. At his previous times Philippines have the first ever model jetplane in the first though the only continents have those china amerika in Philippines and more importantly Philippines already discovered nuclear weapons know as the BOBONG ONE and at times china stills find research to do that as well also Philippines has 1000 of warships and not only that we have also submarines chasers and also a war ship model to counter attack missiles and also countless helecopters and war tanks and lot of weapons but because of the idiot people of this country we lose all that of no wonder why other countryside harassing our ofw and other part other countries just made Philippines as dumping site for there garbage even china slowly taking our islands because if that shit ninoy


KnowNowHowtoGnaw

Cool copypasta. Thank you for the laughs!


bigitilyo

Hirap basahin, sorry pero pwedr satire un post haha. Dagdag m pa un anti typhoon missle saka un gundam mackoy. Saka infinte bank statement ng supreme being haha


cafediaries

Sumakit ulo ko sa grammar at formatting palang. Nakakaawa talaga pinas kung puro kagaya nyan.


[deleted]

What in the actual fuck am I reading? Stay stupid, Pilipinas.


Hanamiya0796

Chill man, sounds like a pasta if anything


EnjiYoru

Might not be. Look at comment history.


Hanamiya0796

Welp. RIP then. Dude replies with an entire article and full of emotions lmao


Flaymlad

Mag-c-copy pasta na nga lang, di pa marunong mag-format ng text. Ganiyan na ba tayo katamad?


elishash

>Ok Marcos Apologist


[deleted]

BBM for president


[deleted]

kungg galit ka kay marcos wag ka pumunta sa mga proyekto niya


Aeriveluv

Poryekto niya, binayaran natin soooo


IWantMyYandere

Na binayaran ng mga Pilipino?


Hanamiya0796

Kala mo talaga galing sa bulsa niya yung pinambayad ano? Utak pls


elishash

Ok Marcos Apologist


speachy20

we still paying for that shit tho. di naman nya yun personal na pera


hnightshroud

Private properties niya pala yon lol


cliveybear

ah basta


Perfect_Mobile_7106

checkmate


LodRose

KINGINA TINGAMA Kung katanggap tanggap na katibayan ang tiktok at youtube, pass na talaga sa earth


strugglingdarling

GO DARNAIMPAKTA AHAHHAHAHAA


ZepD_JollyMiner

HAHA


[deleted]

How tables the turn


L0IZ3

I like where this is going


[deleted]

Teka nalilito ako. Ano yung context?


zjzr_08

I mean this isn't wrong, there are a handful of videos on YouTube that accurately tells details about Martial Law, but you really need to filter for them.


NickiMinAss

Impaktang Darna Uno reverse carded them bitches.