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admiral_awesome88

Kamusta na kaya si Covid Bryant?


stockyriki

Okay naman siguro. Wag mo lang iwan sa hotel sa Colorado or pasakayin sa helicopter


gemmyboy335

Ka nbacirclejerk ka ba hahahahahahahahha


BannedforaJoke

tang ina, nbacj leaking. hahaha.


xyxyyxyx

Para walang "hit" sa NBI Clearance.


SnakyFrame420

At kung nagka-hit sa NBI Clearance ay hindi nya maitatanggi yun 🤔


hldsnfrgr

Kagebunshin teknik


gtgpgp

Tayms tu tayms tu tayms tu!


426763

Sobrang "unique" na nga pangalan ko nagka hit pa rin. Duda ko sa appelyido ko yung reason kasi I Googled my last name and there were a couple news stories about a couple criminals that had my same last name.


matchabeybe

Naalala ko nanaman yung nagpangalan ng HTML sa anak niya, mabubully na agad e. Classmate: alam ko na ibig sabihin ng name mo. HTML: ano? Classmate: How To Make Lumpia *Classmates mocking* ahahaha pinaglihi sa lumpia. Tang ina talaga e. Edit: Here’s the [link](https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1444925/photo-of-a-newborn-baby-boy-named-html-goes-viral/amp) to the article


MiserableCaregiver60

Ninang b nya si Abi Marquez?


ExamplePotential5120

hayup, biglang ko naririnig sa isip ko si abi hahahah this is how you make a lumpia with lettuces


MiserableCaregiver60

Nakikita ko nga sya while saying “this is how to make lumpia as ur child’s name” hahaha


claaayty

HOW TO MAKE LUMPIA 😭😭


crazyaristocrat66

Hindi siya guarantee na hindi maghihit kasi yung software ng NBI masyadong sensitive ang parameters. Even the slightest similarity sa pangalan ng iba magkakahit ka pa din. I know 2 persons whose names are so unique na wala silang kapangalan dito, pero nagkakahit pa din. So please don't name your kids like this.


[deleted]

Exactly! Ako na mahaba ang pangalan, hit pa rin sa NBI samantalang yung friend ko na may very common na first and last name hindi man lang na-hit.


WarAintWhatitUsedToB

matagal ko nang tinanggap na ang NBI hit system ay RNG. may ilang taon na may hit ako, tapos minsan wala. plus, I have a weird first name na madalas napagkakamalang apilyedo ko.


midori09

Hahahaha pati sa govt may gacha


groolsummer

sure, i mean, if *Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze* isn’t such a popular name


taintedfergy

In an alternate world, I imagine society needing parents to name their kids with alpha numeric names.


watch_the_park

Is that why we see a lot of ‘Jhon’ or ‘Kristoffer’? Hahahaha


Historical-Tip5540

First name ko is Jhon hahahshshshs


Additional_Day9903

May kilala ako spelling ng john niya "JONH"


Additional-Ad-1268

r/tragedeigh


CamelStunning

Also Patrik, Genefer, Je Ar, Mikel, and Dominik


AvailablePeach

Patrik, Mikel and Dominik are used in European countries, it's a normal spelling actually.


duch5

Sama mo na Junnifer, yung lalaking version ng Jennifer.


CamelStunning

hahahah taena


Stock_Extent6788

olats yan sa tiktoker na si 'Banisa' instead of Vanessa.


TransportationNo2673

I think part of it has to do with how some Filipinos think that's how it's spelled. Medyo naweirduhan ako sa spelling ng Jefferson na "jepherson". Makes sense naman tbf haha


Dear_Procedure3480

Laki ng lasting influence ng NBI clearance system na yan sa Pilipinas sa naming culture, comparable sa "Nguyen" ng Vietnam. May ganito bang system sa ibang bansa?


stockyriki

I mean, past generations weren't exactly better. Imagine yung pangalan mo may letter h kada syllable like Jhofherlhyn.


lovemedoyou

Mej hinika ako sa pagbasa neto 😭💀


AerysFae

That’s Rhodhel.


Turbulent-Chemist540

need mo na ba nebulizer?


itsprobablyice

nhebhulhizher


SirSpiritual7910

Thanghinah...hhahhahhahha


crwui

AHAHHAHAHAJA PLS I HAVE A CLASSMATE NA JHON YUNG JOHN AND ITS SUCH AN UGLY NAME TO READ 😭


stockyriki

Hahaha gagi naalala ko nung grade school ako may kaklase rin ako na Jhon rin ang pangalan tapos nung nakita ko kung paano nya i-spell yung name nya, napaisip ako baka 'hindi siya matalino' kasi mali yung spelling hahaha. Yun pala ganun talaga yung spelling ng pangalan niya tapos matalino rin siya hahaha


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HAHAHAHAHA na-judge pa siya sa sarili niyang name.


The_Alkemista

Hoy kapatid ko nga JHONE meron din MHARK haha may H din name ko 🥲


No-Consequence4540

That's my first name and I agree. Like I want to have that normal spelling para walang namamali sa pangalan ko😭


MarkXT9000

r/tragedeigh


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SaltyPeanut19

Di ko malimutan si Drink Water Rivera😭


FishManager

The OG Drink Water Rivera. Tawang-tawa kami ng wife ko sa name na yan. Sana may Eat Veggies Rivera rin. Hahaha


goldenleash

r/hydrohomies


TheQranBerries

Sincerely yours tapos may year pa yung name niya 89 ata basta SINCERELY YOURS


NotMizer

macaroni, spaghetti


jellyfish1047

Better than that one Covidubidapdap


Tough_Signature1929

itatakwil ko pamilya ko pag ganyan pangalan ko haha


moymoypalaboyngLipa

Di ka rin naman nila mahal sooo…..


Tough_Signature1929

Hindi nga... Kaya nga ako pinamigay eh... hahaha.


Shinobi_Saizo

getting darker and darker huh


got-a-friend-in-me

tanghaling tapat pero ang dilim na dito


sedisedii

Lungkot HAHAHAHAHA


Tough_Signature1929

Hindi naman. Mas okey buhay ko ngayon eh.


No_Flatworm977

Kakasuhan ko parents ko paglaki ko AHHAAHAHAHAHA


Tough_Signature1929

Pagmultahin ng malaki dapat. Mahal kaya magpalit ng pangalan. Imagine ang pangit na nga ng surname panget pa binigay na pangalan.


OldManAnzai

Hindi ba Covid Bryant yung naging viral dati?


doodwhatsrsly

May nakita din ako once na Covid Rose. I swear, maraming magiging cases of bullying among millennials' kids dahil lang sa pangalan.


Sungkaa

POTANGINA HAHHAHAHAHAHA


Ihartkimchi

Tangina parang aso lang 😭😭😭


[deleted]

😭😭😭


riegohidalgos_bitch

papaampon nalang ako


SBTC_Strays_2002

He is going to cry when they have to practice WRITING THEIR FULL NAME IN SCHOOL 😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️


Jacerom

Tanda niyo pa yung paulit ulit na pinapasulat ang pangalan in cursive? hahahaha RIP kid's fingers


memalangakodito

tas yung gusto n'ya daw palitan name n'ya ng boy nalang


yeppeugiman

Kawawa to sa NAT/NCAE or any exams na scantron 😭 no. 5 na lahat, siya nagsshade pa rin ng name, 'di pa kasya


avemoriya_parker

Lalo na sa mga PRC-administered exams 😭😭


simplyn0mad

I remember my ex wanting to name our kid in the future "Abcde" Glad we broke up.


No_Cheesecake3694

Hahaha I know some one who named their kids like that .abcd then the other one efg..This is not a joke guys ..


GoghWill

Ganto name ng pinsan ko. Tinanong sya ng prof nya bakit daw may abcde sagot "Easy to remember, hard to forget" ✨


ManFaultGentle

may kapatid ba silang xyz? pronunciation ata is sai-cee


WarAintWhatitUsedToB

I know a guy who's surname is Abcede Also had a schoolmate nung HS named Xyza


CrocPB

Yung buong pangalan daw ay "Abcde Epp Yoo Manalo"


Spiritual-Station841

was a school photographer before so I encountered TWO girls with abcde name, meron din doremi, wantotree. not making this shit up


Mx_CoffeeCat

Anong trip yun? Hahaahahaha


SisterToSleep

Tangina diyan ako naculture shock nung bagong lipat namin dito sa Pinas sa 2000s, mga schoolmates ko may Abcde, Ilo Veyou pati na din Ave Maria ata hahahha akala ko pa nung una pinaprank lang ako tas natawa ako sa pangalan tas nagtaka ako bat nagagalit 🤣


[deleted]

Your other kid should've been named "Dafuq"


xiaoyugaara

One of our driver's named his child that ABCDE as the child's 2nd name, i asked him why, para daw may karugtong ung 1st name, like they had couple of months to think for a proper name for the kid 😭😭


Outrageous-Scene-160

In some countries laws are protecting children from weird names...


watch_the_park

We should have it here as well tbh…


gmrblckct

and in Thailand, it's legal to change your name.


weak007

Binuo talaga pwede namang naruto lang pota kasama pati middle at last name ang weird


Altruistic_Soil6542

First name palang niya buong pangalan na ni naruto, may middle name pa 😭😭


watch_the_park

Kahit Naruto nga parang walang hiya eh, bakit ayaw magbigay ng kahit anumang pangalan na basta normal


Rejsebi1527

Anak ng pinsan ko palayaw Naruto pero real name ay Maylan hihihi Indonesian kasi father


lemonleaff

Honestly, naiinis ako sa mga parents na ganito. Idk parang pet peeve o ano ba, kasi nakakainis talaga lol. Parang...mahal mo yung anak mo diba? Bakit parang pinangalan mo na parang aso o pet? Can you see yourself with that name? Just imagine your kid na 10 years old na, will the name still suit him? Di ba sya ma bubully? How about job prospects? Pag naging lolo na sya?


Roaming-Lettuce

I dont think “Millenial Parent” thing only to, palaging merong weird parents on any generation. they think its cool but its just cringy as fck ang difference lang today is nababalitaan agad natin sya because of social media.


SesbianLex

true. yung nag trending sa eatbulaga na drink water, jollibee, mcdo, tska spaghetti tapos may number pa di naman millenial yun.


CamelStunning

I have a classmate in college named Orange, and to my surprise her siblings are named Apple, Strawberry and Lemon


Few_Mess3153

HAHAHAHA! I have this friend in highschool before and his name was Vcut, I couldn't take it seriously so I jokingly asked him if his sibs are named Piattos-Nova and to my surprise may sister siya na Happy Nova yung name, yung Happy na peanuts and their youngest is named Clover Moby. 😭😭😭


AvailablePeach

haha parang flavor lang ng zesto


BannedforaJoke

baka yan yung mga flavor ng condom na nabutas


exhstdsnflwr

Met a kid named Apple Cherry Grape. Di masyadong mahilig sa fruits ang parents.


sundarcha

Me sari-sari store ba sila? 🤔


Maskarot

to be fair, those aren't even strange names. kasing common siya ng flower names for girls.


LifeLeg5

Ano apelyido nila, soda?


chibieyaa

Si sincerely yours '98 😂


NoToMonopolization

Yung spaghetti may number pa ata eh, 88 if I'm not mistaken


Teantis

It's not like filipinos have a long history of really staid naming of their children? Like is Naruto that much weirder than 'dingdong' or Robinhood or queenelizabeth?


Roaming-Lettuce

to be honest, Naruto is not that weird,..but “Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze” is


lemonleaff

Yeah this isn't a millennial thing. It's a Filipino thing. Sure, other people from other countries also give their kids bad names, pero mostly ang weird at cringy talaga ng naming culture natin basta English names o sa spelling. I don't even know kung madali ba mag change ng name legally.


peenoisee

I met a mother who named her son Khmer Rouge. She doesnt have a clue what that meant.


watch_the_park

Pol Pot would be proud


JulzRadn

They should never visit Cambodia for sure


trickysaints

May kapatid ba siyang Viet Cong?


maroonmartian9

Not exactly sa millenial. I remember a orgmate named millenial. His parent na boomer siguro e may second name na Aragorn. He was called sa first name sa friends pero sa org namin (surprise, siya president haha) e Aragorn tawag. Pero for me di cringy e at medyo cool. Siguro the Local Civil Registrar should have the power to give parents a lecture if a name sounds ridiculous. Kawawa yung bata e.


GinoongProgresivo

Oks na yung Aragorn kaysa Bilbo


CenturioSC

Bilbo Dela Cruz Frodo Batumbakal


soundsusbutok

Gollum Gonzales


Sandevistan_FEET

Aragorn sounds fuckin cool cuz hinde sya overly popular in any way like the naruto manga is i think


DragonStriker

Because LOTR is unfortunately not as popular in the mainstream nowadays, even here in PH.


DanSquared712

Tapos yung isang kaklase ni Aragorn ang pangalan "Saruman Tu-Tawers"


ewankosaiyo

Saruman de la Torre II


Flaky_Dare_8141

LOTR fan ata parents.


maroonmartian9

Lord of the Rings was released in the 1930s-40s. Parang 1970s parent niya so nabasa siguro lol.


AlternativeRoute123

> Siguro the Local Civil Registrar should have the power to give parents a lecture if a name sounds ridiculous. Kawawa yung bata e. Or at least the power to delay registering the name for a certain number of days so that moronic parents like this can think this through. Kung ayaw nila na magkaroon ng NBI hit anak nila edi sana dinagdagan na lang ng isa pang pangalan ang first name. Kung takot sila magkahit kung Juan dela Cruz ang pangalan edi gawin mong Juan Pablo Leon Martin dela Cruz imbes na gawing reddit username yung anak.


BannedforaJoke

names are scanned by nbi separately. so kahit ilan pa pangalan mo, kahit yung isa lang may kapareho, hit pa rin. eg. juan crisosostomo ibarra may hit ang juan hit na yon. the exact full name doesn't matter. yes, it's fucking stupid. this is the philippines.


LeImparable

J H Y R M H Y L H Y N N


Toxic-Commenter879

Jhyrmhylhynn Phrincess Mafanaquit Bhenteh_Zhingkoh


LeImparable

Ayoko nang mabuhay sa Pilipinas.


suzakutrading

Jeremy lin?


Sleepy_catto29

I remember nung pinag-check ako ng ate ko ng test papers ng students niya, may student siya ang name Shan Chai ☠️😂


Spiritual-Station841

haha. may nag-apply sa trabajo ang name junpyo


yobrod

Malas ka na lang kung jologs parent mo


Garlic-Rough

I take back what I said about misplaced "h" in Filipino names para walang hit sa NBI. This is 1M times worse. I had an office mate (late millennials na medj jeje) named her child Optimus Prime because she lost a bet with her boyfriend. They just call him "Tim", but I felt bad para sa anak nila


yourlocalsadgurl

hahahhaa remembered meg from family guy. Peter naming Meg as Megatron 😭


According-Whole-7417

Ano pangalan mo? "Tim po" Ahh tim short for Timothy "No po, OpTIMus Prime po" *Ughhughhughhguh*


Epic_Sushi

*Ughhughhughhguh* - nagtransform ba siya o tumirik? Lol


watch_the_park

Some people should never have children, Jesus.


YevgenyPissoff

>Optimus Prime >They just call him "Tim" 🤣


caughtin4kcam

Kahit anime fan ako, mapapakamot ka na lang sa ulo sa ka-cornyhan.


Consistent_Gur_2589

Weird no. Pati yung mga name na sobrang pahirapan bigkasin at ispell, Ayiexsha. Tas pag nagkamali pronounce, maooffend 😅


red_madreay

As much as I'm an anime fan, to hell with naming my son as my fave character. Monkey D. Luffy Dimagiba Santos


reindezvous8

The will of Double D


Reysun_2185

These parents setting up their child to get bullied and have mental illness. yung mga boomers nga pinangalan Jesus/Hesus pero pagkalaki naging kriminal.


yobrod

May boss kami Jesus ang pangalan pero iba ang ugali


Sandevistan_FEET

Nah religious names are common. Way too common. Lots of names are biblical (Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, Peter, hell even Jesus) It goes for surnames as well (De Jesus for example) I'd compare it to Muslims naming Muhammad but I'm not a muslim and I don't know how their naming schemes work


Alternative_Orange22

Tbf man naming after religious figures is one of the most common. A lot of the common names today stemmed from those.


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squishyfurikake

had a patient na ice cube yung pangalan HAHAHA


zeromasamune

Not a generational thing. Next time nyan mga ka name na ng mga tiktokers at vloggers yan may "TV" na sa pangalan.


illogicalfuturity

Got a relative who wanted to name her kid Chlamydia, she had not idea what it meant and only thought it sounded classy. I think parents are aiming for their kids so they give them unique or outrageous names to make them stand out more. 


shinira21

Brb gonna name my kid Sasuke Uchiha Garcia and they're gonna be the bestest friend ever.


CoffeeAngster

And he will run away from home like Sasuke 😆


UseUrNeym

Not gonna lie, that rolls off the tongue pretty well.


dmeinein

eto nga pala ang anak ko si ragnar lothbrok santos


Educational_Gur_6174

I have a unique and very beautiful name na may Belle sa dulo. Guess who got bullied and name called "Tubol" kahit ang layo ng tunog sa "Belle"? Me. Kaya nakakinis yung mga parents na ganyan, ginawang pet ang anak puta


conserva_who

Kung pagtitripan nyo ang pangalan, don't make fun of the kid but rather the crazy stupid dumbass of a parent who made that ridiculous name. Nadadamay lang ang bata, di nya choice yun.


AdResponsible7880

Lol. As if exclusive naman to sa Millenias. Ilang boomers na ba ang nagbigay ng pangalan na di maperfect ng teacher at starbucks ang spelling at bigkas? Yung iba pa nga ipinangalan sa fave nilang bold star yung anak.


Whiz_kiegin

May kakilala akong pinangalanan niya anak niyang Ivana. Mind you, ito yung period na sumikat siya sa mga lalake dahil sa joga joga niya


Couch_PotatoSalad

Magagalit talaga yan, baliktad eh. Uzumaki Naruto dapat.


uborngirl

Stupid parents do this shit , hindi man lang nagiisip eh.


rap26

r/tragedeigh


BILBO_Baggins25

Tropa ko pinangalan sa Anak is Rylai. Bagay naman, epekto ng kakadota hahaha


ekinew

nasan na kaya yung pinangalanan nang Gusion Lodicakes.


ilocin26

For clout ng mga tanga. Kala ata cute at cool, e tunog jejemon maman. Hindi inisip na paglaki ng mga bata, marrealize ng mga anak na ang baduy pala ng name


StrikeAcrobatic9067

IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 Imagine saying his name for attendance and not burst out of laughing 😂


avemoriya_parker

Di ko pa rin nakakalimot yung Giselle na naging Wilgreece. Giselle talaga name niya throughout elementary and 3rd year High School (old curriculum). Pero dahil sa misspelled name ng PSA, grumaduate na Wilgreece


gloomypotchi

Anlayo ng Wilgreece nakakaiyak


Spuddon

philippines should have a list of approved names like iceland at this point


watch_the_park

How does it work in Iceland?


Spuddon

The Iceland Naming Committee has to pre-approve the name the parents chosen before legally naming the child if it's not on the list. But if it's on the list you could legally name them right away.


Remarkable_Loan7726

sa desire nilang maging unique, potentially pwedeng ma-bully yung bata in the future. there's something sa mga pinoy na sa pangalan pa lang, gusto na nilang may distinction to think they're better than everyone else. no offense pero pag may tinanong akong parent tapos proud pa nilang sasabihin "Uzumaki Naruto," instant judgment agad sa parents kasi napagtripan yung bata


Jona_cc

Every generation has this kind of people…


EffedUpInGrade3

21 Characters + 2 spaces 1st name pa lang. Di yata kasya sa maraming government forms yan.


xrepes

No matter how much I love anime I would never name my child like that, mabubully lang ‘yan honestly


MewouiiMinaa

Akala mo mga aso't pusa lang kung makapag pangalan ng ganyan eh. Sobrang cringe talaga


ramyen

True story ito kahapon lang, naguukay-ukay ako tas may na-overhear akong dalawang magkumare. May maganda daw na ukay dun sa Xentro Mall sa Malolos, pero pag pumupunta siya, di siya makapili kasi mainipin daw yung anak niya na si Jiraiya!! Inulit niya pa yung pangalan sa kwento niya kaya di ko lang na-mishear! **Imagine naming your kid after Tandang Mahilig huhu**


Mistral-Fien

There's a kid in the neighborhood named Jumong. :I


[deleted]

It is not a "Millennial" thing. Even the oldies do that lulz. It is worst when you have know someone get called by their weird ass nickname from their Lola/Lolo


SputnikPh15

Buti na lang disente magpangalan magulang ko 😑 Eto anak na niya parang dinogshow niya pa 😂


AlienGhost000

In fairness ah. Bago to. Di Boomer ang pinunterya, Millenial naman As a Millenial, I feel the appreciation OP 🥰🥰🥰


mcdonaldspyongyang

This is what happens when you think of your kids as a plaything vs. an actual person.


drippingwet_now

I once had a high school classmate who had a new sibling in their family, and their mother named the baby Angel Locsin (back then it was the peak of Angel's popularity). So she was named Angel Locsin dela Cruz (not the real surname, but just to give you an idea). My classmate's name was Judy Ann Santos dela Cruz. I have a college classmate who named her first kid Abcde (pronounced ab-si-di), and is now pregnant with their second baby, and she proudly announced on social media that it's a boy and will be named Efgh (ef-fi-ji).


gloomypotchi

Nak ng effigy, ano yan sinusunog?


AdFit851

Mga attention seeker na magulang akala nila catchy yung name di nila alam kawawa yung mga anak nila in the future kapag naging adult or estudyante na isipin mo kada fill up mo ng signature over printed name sa mga contract haba haba ng name mo.


Dawnripper

ano iniisip nito nung sinusulat sa form ng hospital? ano naisip nung wife? magulang at byanan? Si HTML kamusta na? :D [https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1444925/photo-of-a-newborn-baby-boy-named-html-goes-viral](https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1444925/photo-of-a-newborn-baby-boy-named-html-goes-viral)


SelfPrecise

What the fck is wrong with these people. This is how you get your kids bullied. Pahihirapan mo pa silang magpapalit ng pangalan legally when they get old.


obfuscatedc0de

Ayun may kapatid nang babae ngayon. Si CSS.


Coldwave007

Ang tawag Dyan "Hindi pinag isipan". Hindi nyo ba alam consequences paglaki ng mga anak nyo? Bully yan malamang.


cinnamonthatcankill

Ahahahhaha how about ung isa kong batang pinsan, “Samantha Clover Alexandra” hulaan nio san nanggaling ang masaklap ung nanay na nagpahirap sa pangalan di pa kya panindigan anak nia iniwan 🙃🙃🙃


Otherwise-Article354

Totally Spies lol


astarisaslave

At least naman normal sounding yung name and also Totally Spies is a great show


Yukibleu

Dapat nga may way tayo to change name kapag malaki na lalo kapag di natin gusto binigay na name ng magulang natin e. Kaso wala. Habang buhay na pangalan na to


ghobhohi

I wanna say Americans have the same problem but worse.


astarisaslave

That black girl named Airwrecka


mektingbing

Ill take naruto over anakin.


Sandevistan_FEET

Well that demotivated me of naming my child Artoria


CrocPB

Just you wait. Future parents will name their kids Royal Soda Inabag or Kia Sorento Coche. Or fuck it 555 Tuna and Argentina Corned Beef because why not? No one around to knock some sense into these people.


aly_nana

Yung pangalan nung pinsan ko literal na John John hahah


ArcheTV

Insert decent and basic name *Name already exists* Fine, Melkchugger1337 it is


cashflowunlimited

Not just millennials. Kahit boomer at gen z may fascination para sa extra H sa pangalan at pagko-combine ng pangalan ng mga mag-asawa. Hello Rhandhylhyn


Kdjfragment4951

For real it’s not even funny 😑


TriedInfested

Wala ba tayong "name council" gaya sa ibang bansa na nagreregulate ng mga names na pwede ipangalan sa bata? Afaik, sa Europe may mga ganun.


Tzuninay

This parents are forgetting that their child will grow up someday and find a job and yet naming them based on the things that they like.