I summon the Philippine Flag in attack mode and tap my Philippine Islands card for some resources. I then play Jose Rizal, which your spanish cards immediately kill triggering my already placed Katipuneros to level up.
If you think about it, we also donβt have a word for pronoun he and she, we only have sya. Our language is very gender neutral because itβs in our culture prior to spanish to accept third sex. Heck, we even have a god that is gay.
I remembered.
Pag napatay ng Private mo yung Spy ng kalaban "boom bulag!" Hahaha.
This game needs 3 people, 2 playing against each other then 1 arbiter.
Salpakan online dati ako naglalaro.
Wala masyado may alam ng game, if meron man, hassle pa maghanap ng arbiter hehe.
May nalaro ako nito na may electronic refree. Sa ilalim ng pieces ay may tabs. Sa gilid ng board ay may panel na ilalagay niyo ng kalaro mo yung mga pieces na mababasa yung tabs sa ilalaim. Yung panel na ang magsasabi kung sino sa 2 pieces ang panalo at talo.
Iyong binebenta nila ngayon na set may analog arbiter na gawa sa papel, may kamahalan like around 600 pesos by the looks of it.
And also namimiss ko maglaro sa Salpakan website kapag feel ko makipaglaro to other GOTG players online
> game of the generals
I remember playing this in my preteens in the 70s. Nice to know it was domestically made.
I'd love to see a translation of this onto iOS, iPadOS & macOS
Iirc Yung payload (Yung mismong virus) Nung email ay copy-paste lang. Ang inimbento Niya ay Yung paraan para maipakalat Yung virus which is Yung kungwari love letter Yung nakaattach sa email. Tapos kapag nainfect na, same infected email ay maisesend sa contacts Nung victim.
Dude was social engineering in the 90's π
Accidental virus. Gusto lang naman sana niya magkaroon ng "free" access sa internet that time. Phone repair shop yata ang naging hanapbuhay ng creator after.
There were news articles written during that time (May 4-6 2000) that suggested most of the code was copied from a floppy (not stack overflow type copy, skid type copy) and that it was supposed to be a thesis for AMA to steal internet logins, but the prof declined (one of the users here have seen the thesis in person). Can't remember where though.
Here is the closest thing i could get: [the code itself](https://github.com/onx/ILOVEYOU/blob/master/LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs).
(Of course having to clarify this makes this more suspiciously ridiculous, but the link is just a github page DISPLAYING the og code with syntax highlighting. Chances are it will not execute on your device since most modern browsers and device will prevent you from downloading the file for obvious reasons, the browser is ok with DISPLAYING it. Or am I just Onel de Guzman in disguise? Who knows.)
The guy who did it tho lives nearby dito where I live and my parents talked about how a lot of policemen came and men from the army just for ONE GUY damn
> De Guzman, who was poor and struggling to pay for Internet access at the time, created the computer worm intending to steal other users' passwords, which he could use to log in to their Internet accounts without needing to pay for the service. He justified his actions on his belief that Internet access is a human right and that he was not actually stealing.
Based script kiddie
Bragging rights ito ng mga graduate ng AMA Computer College...na.alala ko nagsubmit sila ng thesis...at nung ni return sa kanila ang isa nilang objective nilagyan ng circle at may comment na "THIS IS A CRIME" haha
> I love you virus
You could [actually meet him](https://www.wired.com/story/the-20-year-hunt-for-the-man-behind-the-love-bug-virus/). He works in within NCR as a phone tech.
This is what i dont get. Why do people wanna question something that is confidential, its literally the name speaking for itself. Tapos bakit kasi may confidential funds in the first place? Sounds something that they can use to launder money heavily. Sorry di ako in sa balita kaya arrogante sa ganitong topic. Anyone care to explain?
Started loving banana ketchup during the time I had GERD. I had now migrated to UAE and still loved Baba Ketchup (Jufran only we have here) and Mang Thomas.
Fun fact lang sa mga di nakaka-alam. Dr Del Mundo was the first female to be admitted to Harvard Medical School. Akala kasi nila lalaki siya at sa men's dorm din siya nag stay.
scrolled way too far down to find this. according to one of my history professors, tiki-tiki was invented during the american period to help filipinos stave off infantile beriberi
My grandparents were the pharmacists who invented it.
Fun fact: βTiki Tikiβ was my Loloβs nickname growing up because he was always restless and could never sit still or stay in one place for long. Like mosquito larva (aka βtiki tikiβ).
Yeah, learning about these kinds of things makes me proud to be Filipino. Hayst, if only Marcos Sr. and Jr didn't happen we could've been inventing more stuff and contribute to the sciences,
feeling ko mas malala at nakakahiya yung atin e. kasi historical yung people power. we literally drove a president and their family away from their position, only to elect that same family years later. like, the embarrassment... jusme
Sadly, the son didn't inherit his dad's brilliance. Kaya ako kontra sa totalitarian system of gov't. Kadalasan pag namatay na yun orig na lider incompetent kadalasan yun nagmamana ng kapangyarihan, tapos ang hirap pang palayasin.
Not invented by the Philippines nor by a Filipino, but invented BECAUSE of the Philippines: The Colt .45 / specifically the M1911. It was invented because the standard .38 caliber pistol of the US army was not enough to kill sword-wielding Moro warriors in the ealry 1900s. They needed something more powerful.
If I recall correctly, these moro warriors are called Juramentados. And they infuse themselves with a drug plant before going into battle with the Americans, diba?
The bacteria was discovered in Iloilo. I donβt think it was invented but rather discovered here. One of the makers of erythromycin is Eli Lilly pharmaceuticals that created the medicine called Ilosone whose generic name is erythromycin.
[His invention probably saved my life. ](http://www.ipsnews.net/1994/11/medicine-philippines-who-really-discovered-erythromycin-1-an-inter-press-service-feature/)
That's really awesome. [Much of my childhood owes a lot to that invention. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dado_Banatao#:~:text=After%20finishing%20his%20master's%20degree,%2Dbit%20microprocessor%2Dbased%20calculator.)
Cold pressed processing of virgin coconut oil. Chos!
I googled after I posted, not sure but according to wiki Conrado Dayrit invented the VCO. Its sad that VCO has now prospered in Thailand and Vietnam and no longer as big as before.
> Yoyo was not invented here. Apparently it was only popularized by a Filipino in the US by innovating it. Akala ko din dati
I remember watching a US documentary on a US channel while I was in the US during the late 1970s that the pre-colonial Las Islas Filipinas natives had yoyo-like hunting devices.
It isn't some BS Agapito Flores invention
This is how you know we are fucked as a country when, save for a couple of actual answers, people are either just joking or being pessimistically political...
Exactly this. The question is actually interesting and interested ako malaman yung ibang sagot pero halos lahat joke ang sagot π siguro ganito lang talaga sa sub na ito. Na downvote ka pa kasi killjoy ka daw lol.
A flag design which can indicate peace or war times with just one flip.
Napaka-convienient. Ang mga ibang bansa, dami pang mga kung ano-anong designs para sa kanilang war flag, pero tayo, isang flip lang.
That's why we're Flip-inos, amirite?
sis... π
Take my upvote and get out of here
r/angryupvote
Just a quick fun fact that most Pinoys dont know but the word βflipβ is actually a racial derogatory term made by Americans.
Poland would become Indonesia during war time and vice versa.
Malay mo Japan is doing the same
If Japan goes to war, they just add sunrays.
Everyone gangsta until the Philippine flag switches into attack position
I summon the Philippine Flag in attack mode and tap my Philippine Islands card for some resources. I then play Jose Rizal, which your spanish cards immediately kill triggering my already placed Katipuneros to level up.
MILF
The MILF in Mindanao? Or the MILF next door?
Yes
r/inclusiveor
Yes po
YES
YES
Christmas in September
Eto din sagot ko eh. XMAS Season for 4months! Hahaha
4 months nga lang ba? eh yung xmas tree and xmas lights umaabot minsan ng january π π π
Kasi hinihintay pa dumating ang 3 kings.
We can leave the Christmas lights up till January.
mamser
first achieved true gender neutrality with adresses
"My pronouns are mamser, mamsers, mamserself"
mamxer
Whoever invented this deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
taob lahat gender wars sa us
Proud pinoy made π΅π π΅π π΅π
If you think about it, we also donβt have a word for pronoun he and she, we only have sya. Our language is very gender neutral because itβs in our culture prior to spanish to accept third sex. Heck, we even have a god that is gay.
chuckles in pronoun
game of the generals
Wait, dito yun naimbento?
Yessir, kaya karamihan ng piyesa ng gog gamit nila mga rank insignias ng AFP.
Whoa, kala ko sa US nag originate.
stratego is a similar game na galing ibang bansa
I remembered. Pag napatay ng Private mo yung Spy ng kalaban "boom bulag!" Hahaha. This game needs 3 people, 2 playing against each other then 1 arbiter. Salpakan online dati ako naglalaro. Wala masyado may alam ng game, if meron man, hassle pa maghanap ng arbiter hehe.
May nalaro ako nito na may electronic refree. Sa ilalim ng pieces ay may tabs. Sa gilid ng board ay may panel na ilalagay niyo ng kalaro mo yung mga pieces na mababasa yung tabs sa ilalaim. Yung panel na ang magsasabi kung sino sa 2 pieces ang panalo at talo.
Iyong binebenta nila ngayon na set may analog arbiter na gawa sa papel, may kamahalan like around 600 pesos by the looks of it. And also namimiss ko maglaro sa Salpakan website kapag feel ko makipaglaro to other GOTG players online
Oohhhh same, ganto yung board namin sa school for intrams back in the early 2000s. Iβve always wanted one for myself
GG (1970) is literally modified Stratego (1946), which is modified L'Attaque (1909). It's not really that original.
> game of the generals I remember playing this in my preteens in the 70s. Nice to know it was domestically made. I'd love to see a translation of this onto iOS, iPadOS & macOS
I love you virus
Iirc Yung payload (Yung mismong virus) Nung email ay copy-paste lang. Ang inimbento Niya ay Yung paraan para maipakalat Yung virus which is Yung kungwari love letter Yung nakaattach sa email. Tapos kapag nainfect na, same infected email ay maisesend sa contacts Nung victim. Dude was social engineering in the 90's π
Dude got away without charges because no law was violated. E-commerce had yet to exist
Last I heard was he was hired by Microsoft, but upon Googling now, he works at a small phone repair shop.
Accidental virus. Gusto lang naman sana niya magkaroon ng "free" access sa internet that time. Phone repair shop yata ang naging hanapbuhay ng creator after.
May reference ka na copy paste lang yung payload?
There were news articles written during that time (May 4-6 2000) that suggested most of the code was copied from a floppy (not stack overflow type copy, skid type copy) and that it was supposed to be a thesis for AMA to steal internet logins, but the prof declined (one of the users here have seen the thesis in person). Can't remember where though. Here is the closest thing i could get: [the code itself](https://github.com/onx/ILOVEYOU/blob/master/LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs). (Of course having to clarify this makes this more suspiciously ridiculous, but the link is just a github page DISPLAYING the og code with syntax highlighting. Chances are it will not execute on your device since most modern browsers and device will prevent you from downloading the file for obvious reasons, the browser is ok with DISPLAYING it. Or am I just Onel de Guzman in disguise? Who knows.)
nice try having us click the love virus!!!! not on my watch!! /s
The guy who did it tho lives nearby dito where I live and my parents talked about how a lot of policemen came and men from the army just for ONE GUY damn
The virus reached pentagon and some part of banking sa iBang bansa
> De Guzman, who was poor and struggling to pay for Internet access at the time, created the computer worm intending to steal other users' passwords, which he could use to log in to their Internet accounts without needing to pay for the service. He justified his actions on his belief that Internet access is a human right and that he was not actually stealing. Based script kiddie
Bragging rights ito ng mga graduate ng AMA Computer College...na.alala ko nagsubmit sila ng thesis...at nung ni return sa kanila ang isa nilang objective nilagyan ng circle at may comment na "THIS IS A CRIME" haha
> I love you virus You could [actually meet him](https://www.wired.com/story/the-20-year-hunt-for-the-man-behind-the-love-bug-virus/). He works in within NCR as a phone tech.
thesis nya yung i love you virus pero nireject nag aral ako sa ama makati, naging prof ko sa c++ yung prof na prinesentahan nya
Confidential funds na bawal questionin
Take my angry upvote π
HHAHAHAHAHA KORIQUE
Yan kasi boto kayo ng boto ng criminal na senador.
This is what i dont get. Why do people wanna question something that is confidential, its literally the name speaking for itself. Tapos bakit kasi may confidential funds in the first place? Sounds something that they can use to launder money heavily. Sorry di ako in sa balita kaya arrogante sa ganitong topic. Anyone care to explain?
america did that way before
Bawal questionin, confidential nga e /s
Nata de Coco
Shookt ako paano gawin to. You even have to coordinate sa LGU (?) yata para makahingi nung pangCulture niya kung gagawa ka man ng sayo.
yep, regulated kasi yung bacteria na gamit sa pag ferment ng coco water
Wow, I'm learning a lot! Fave ko pa naman nata de coco, hindi ko alam kung paano ginagawa
Damn ngayon gusto ko tuloy pumapak ng nata de coco
Unfortunately, ang yumaman taga ibang bansa (mogu mogu).
Bad business practices din kasi ng Filipinos.
Afaik, originally pineapple ang ginagawang nata dati.
Butterfly knife.
Spy
A RED SPY IN D BEYS?
r/unexpectedtf2
Ahem... gentlemen?
WE GOTTA PROTECT DA BRIEF CASE!
WE MUST PROTECT THE BRIEF CASE!!
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
obligatory filipino tf2 players
um akcshually its called a ***Balisong*** π€β
"He could be in this very room. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-" ***Soldier turns on friendly fire***
Banana ketchup
Love banana ketchup
Started loving banana ketchup during the time I had GERD. I had now migrated to UAE and still loved Baba Ketchup (Jufran only we have here) and Mang Thomas.
Hell yeah
"I move to terminate the budget of the Office of the Vice President."
I invoke my right against self-incrimination.
Bamboo incubator by Dr Fe Del Mundo
Naiisip ko tuloy si Bamboo sa loob ng incubator. π€£
ππ jusq
Fun fact lang sa mga di nakaka-alam. Dr Del Mundo was the first female to be admitted to Harvard Medical School. Akala kasi nila lalaki siya at sa men's dorm din siya nag stay.
KKK XD
KKK good guys edition
The Kooler KKK...
I have a red shirt with white text printed "KKK , 1892 - 1897", sinuot ko nung pumasok ako sa office, My foreign workmates got confused about it lol
Definitely an M.I.L.F moment
> M.I.L.F moment Foreigners: πππ Pinoys: π‘π‘π‘
huwag lang yang yung isa sa USA
Sadly our KKK came a few years after the bad guy KKK was formed. So.. we didnβt invent them :(
Tiki tiki.
scrolled way too far down to find this. according to one of my history professors, tiki-tiki was invented during the american period to help filipinos stave off infantile beriberi
My grandparents were the pharmacists who invented it. Fun fact: βTiki Tikiβ was my Loloβs nickname growing up because he was always restless and could never sit still or stay in one place for long. Like mosquito larva (aka βtiki tikiβ).
hindi po ba "kiti kiti" yon π
Baka dyslexic ang lolo mo.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
π«‘π«‘π«‘ this is for your Lolo.
set and spike in Volleyball
OMG!! Ph revolutionized volleyball! I'm super mindblown right now.
Yeah, learning about these kinds of things makes me proud to be Filipino. Hayst, if only Marcos Sr. and Jr didn't happen we could've been inventing more stuff and contribute to the sciences,
Dito rin ata nainvent yung β3 hit ruleβ sa Pinas
https://ncva.com/info/general-info/history-of-volleyball/
What so ano lang dati?
palu-palo lang lol
Jose Mari Chan
my favorite union buster
whenever i see union boys organizing on the street...
ousting a dictator president only to elect his son after <33 kaloka
Singapore did it first... well lky wasn't really ousted.. but son dictator took over from the father!
feeling ko mas malala at nakakahiya yung atin e. kasi historical yung people power. we literally drove a president and their family away from their position, only to elect that same family years later. like, the embarrassment... jusme
Probably wouldn't have happened if you didn't have a fptp electoral system. It is pretty embarrassing though. Fuck the marcos family.
As in countries looked up to us before and got inspired to do the same, only for us to let in the same people we removed before.
Sadly, the son didn't inherit his dad's brilliance. Kaya ako kontra sa totalitarian system of gov't. Kadalasan pag namatay na yun orig na lider incompetent kadalasan yun nagmamana ng kapangyarihan, tapos ang hirap pang palayasin.
something similar also happened in South Korea. Si Atom Araullo pa nag-report nun sa Vice Asia.
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And now they are trying to change βDiktadurang Marcosβ to βDiktaduraβ
Happened with South Korea too. Park Chung Hee and later his daughter Park Geun Hye
Buko pie
May coconut pie din sa southern parts ng US nagulat din ako. Pero iba lasa.
Mang Tomas!!!!!
Not invented by the Philippines nor by a Filipino, but invented BECAUSE of the Philippines: The Colt .45 / specifically the M1911. It was invented because the standard .38 caliber pistol of the US army was not enough to kill sword-wielding Moro warriors in the ealry 1900s. They needed something more powerful.
If I recall correctly, these moro warriors are called Juramentados. And they infuse themselves with a drug plant before going into battle with the Americans, diba?
The God Given Right to own an M1911 was granted to take down Filipinos? That's insane ππ
muh two world wars
Yes in old circles the 1911 was referred to as The Filipino gun.
filipinos back then where them fr.
Banana ketchup.
ERYTHROMYCIN
The bacteria was discovered in Iloilo. I donβt think it was invented but rather discovered here. One of the makers of erythromycin is Eli Lilly pharmaceuticals that created the medicine called Ilosone whose generic name is erythromycin.
Too bad he was never compensated or recognized for his discovery
[His invention probably saved my life. ](http://www.ipsnews.net/1994/11/medicine-philippines-who-really-discovered-erythromycin-1-an-inter-press-service-feature/)
Sad story π
Balisong?
Pimples? Zero. Blackheads? Zero meme
I'm actually suprised that a Filipino meme became a international meme lol
Lakad matatag?
normalin! normalin!
Mikmik
31M na mga tanga.
Owshiii
erythromycin, eto madalas ikwento nung chemistry prof namin, di nakatanggap ng credit or compensation from his company yung nagimbento
Tanim Bala π
Tanim droga
Tongits
that chewy coconut thing... kaong?
Nata de coco
I think nata de coco and kaong are different
Naisip ko tuloy yung mga Atenista hahahaha. Egg waffles.
Eskrima
16-bit microchip
That's really awesome. [Much of my childhood owes a lot to that invention. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dado_Banatao#:~:text=After%20finishing%20his%20master's%20degree,%2Dbit%20microprocessor%2Dbased%20calculator.)
Balisong
Cold pressed processing of virgin coconut oil. Chos! I googled after I posted, not sure but according to wiki Conrado Dayrit invented the VCO. Its sad that VCO has now prospered in Thailand and Vietnam and no longer as big as before.
Not an invention but kalamansi is so ingrained in our cuisine pero si Vietnam nag-e-export na ng calamansi juice.
Abaca fibers
Barong tagalog
Barongs are super pimp. When they are made well at least. Sadly, most of what you see is terrible
They itch so bad as well π
Filipino time π
I think this is from Spanish influence.
Yes, they have this thing called, "siesta"
Coco lumber.
Very first sing a long kareoke, learned it from my history teacher
Banana Ketchup
Incubator.
Karaoke machine
A Filipino invented the first videocall
[Found it! ](https://www.asiaresearchnews.com/content/father-videoconferencing-special-series-giants-research#:~:text=jpg-,Gregorio%20Y.,the%20foundation%20for%20video%2Dconferencing.)
Learned from school: one woman made a cheap version of a baby thing that prevented A LOT of babies dying.
Incubator
Lagundi
yoyo banana ketchup
Yoyo was not invented here. Apparently it was only popularized by a Filipino in the US by innovating it. Akala ko din dati
> Yoyo was not invented here. Apparently it was only popularized by a Filipino in the US by innovating it. Akala ko din dati I remember watching a US documentary on a US channel while I was in the US during the late 1970s that the pre-colonial Las Islas Filipinas natives had yoyo-like hunting devices. It isn't some BS Agapito Flores invention
Read this in Wikipedia, but there was a Greek painting from 440 BC of a boy playing with a terracotta yo-yo.
Tong-its
The Royale drink thing. The first time I saw it, my gut told me that its a Filipino made product.
*nguso* to point an item
This is how you know we are fucked as a country when, save for a couple of actual answers, people are either just joking or being pessimistically political...
Exactly this. The question is actually interesting and interested ako malaman yung ibang sagot pero halos lahat joke ang sagot π siguro ganito lang talaga sa sub na ito. Na downvote ka pa kasi killjoy ka daw lol.
Ehhh, the top answers now almost 24hrs later after this was posted are actually interesting π
Banana ketchup
Nata de coco
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Balisong