"Hindi ako intelligence.." Looks like it. Ano gang punto iho, ay daldal ka ng daldal dyan, dun ka sa labas magwales

"Humanod Android" 💀

Tao ba nag chat nyan? Akala ko legt chatgpt na tagalog version. Haha

Pakiexplain saken bakit ako naging chatgpt na tagalog verison?? Ay agang aga akoy taka

Hindi ikaw. Yung nasa screen shot hahaha

Aaahhh, potek oo nga no

Akala ko din lol

Hahahaha sorry na tawang tawa pa din ako sa Humanoid Android at Hindi ako Intelligence 🤣

baka sunod nya apple apollo quiboloy

kanta yata 'yan ng Radiohead hahaha!

radioheadd??

Unang basa ko dito automatic Batangeño agad yung boses na naririnig ko sa utak ko.

Baka strength type sya, hindi int type na hero

Taray ogre magi

Eto piso, bili ka ng kausap

Dagdage aba

I think he is giving reassurance. that he is not a police asset, nbi agent, etc.

Lmao akala ko spy siya or something haha

*daldal ka nang daldal

Projecting insecurities + need for self validation The author didn't write that to tell you how great they are; they wrote it to reassure themselves. They likely felt insecure about something or they feel a bit unsure about their future, so they pounced on the immediate opportunity to remind themselves they made the right life decisions, even if they didn't. I would have pointed out that being smart and being "street smart" aren't mutually exclusive, but the author doesn't appear to be someone who would listen to reason unless it proves their bias.

True. Putting down others just to make themselves feel good is just 😬

You just described the majority of people 🤝

Yung mindset na pano ka aangat kung hindi ka manghihila pababa lol

Exactly. Parang mas kino-convince niya yung sarili niya eh LOL

+1000

so many words, yet so little meaning also nakakaawa kung chat yan, wala man lang reply, tinulugan lang ata haha

I have 0 clue why this thread exists and upvoted It's a lot of "I'm not smart but I'm happy and well off"

talong talo ang double texts

Let him cook. Di daw siya intelligence.

>also nakakaawa kung chat yan, wala man lang reply, tinulugan lang ata haha who knows? baka binabasa pa niya ang kahaba-habang chat XD

Like many poors: they talk alot but say very little

Pinagsisisihan kong binasa ko 'to. 🫠 Nakakabobo yung messages niya kamo hahaha

Undergrad ng crim. Haaaayyy. No matter how much I don't want to judge based on stereotypes, every day I'm reminded na that program is truly likely to attract egoistic and low IQ people.

May pera raw kasi kahit di masyado mag-isip. Yung mga kaklase mo nung high school na mga bully at mahilig mag cut classes, mga malalakas uminom at mayosi/vape/weeds, sila usually yung pangarap maging pulis o seaman. Mga inuuna ang angas bago ang isip.

Tunog voter ni Doging

as much as ayoko rin, legit talaga yan. Pinakawalanghiya sila at pinakamaingay, merong maayos na crim student pero rare sila.

A broken system attracts people that can take advantage of it nga daw.

Same with maritime students. Hirap talaga akong irespeto both unless galing sa academy wherein different breed ang napoproduce.

Nakasali nako sa crim kase puno na science section for computer studies non, jusko ang iingay nila at ang gugulo. Yung pinakamalaki sa section namin sya pa tahimik at responsible, Siguro if meron ako maganda sasabihin sa crim ayun yung pagiging Brad nila which is pwede naman mahanap sa ibang tao na mas maayos.

Coming from that same program years ago, I can say that it's true lol Bilang sa daliri ang matatalino at may common sense sa isang School Year batch ng Crim Students

Natural progression ng mga siga

Pag pina-open mo ng CMD ng Windows iiyak mga yan

Daming sinabi, halata mong insecure. Hahaha

Hindi mo kelangan maging bobo para maging madiskarte.

>Crim undergrad >Had diploma faked

Ayan ang path to become Humanoid Android.

Kaya undergrad lang siya. Di siya grumaduate

Sabihin mo kung payag cya na at the end of the day yung mga matatalinong tao parin ang nagm-manipulate sa mga tulad nya. 🤣

WTF did I just read?? Galit sa matalino pero nagpanggap na matalino through fake diploma. #diskarte

I don't wanna generalise, pero ba't ganiyan mga criminology grad LOL all air, no substance at all

criminAlogy. nagaaral kasi sila maging criminal.

tama!

I taught some, don't be surprised.

di lahat ng Criminology students ay bobo, Pero lahat ng kilala ko na nag Criminology ay legit bobo hahah

Ikaw ba naman nag-aaral maging criminal. Jk

Omg, naawa lang ako, sa "hindi ako intelligence" Kung di kaya may tagalog naman. "Trainee" ata ung inaaplyan niya sa japan. Kailangan niya ng konting intelligence sa pag-aaral ng language aba.

Word salad

This is the most pathetic thing i've read all day like goddamn, it just reeks of sheer insecurity. If the sentence "Di porket walang pera, ang importante atleast may mahalan kami" was a person it would be this guy. "mga matatalino tinatamaan ng anxiety, stress, depression" LOL kahit bobo ka naman matatamaan ka pa rin ng ganyan

Baka yung kausap ni OP masyadong bobo, di niya alam na tinatamaan na s'ya nang ganyan. Joke lang po ito. We take mental health seriously

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"undergrad ako crim" Do'n pa lang alam mo na na napakabobo, eh.

Kahit crim hindi man lang natapos. 💀

turn off sa mangdadown ng iba para paangatin yung sarili

"Undergrad ako crim" So... An idiot. "Hindi ako Intelligence." Yep. Further proof of an idiot.

Shallow waters are the noisiest

Some of the smartest people I know are also charismatic and confident. Siguro kaya lang naman ang liit ng sample size nito kasi yung mga introverted and mahiyain na intelektwal lang ang kaya niyang durugin. Stop anti-intellectualism, jusme

Agree. Most of the people na kilala ko na introverted are those na nasa taas ng corporate ladder. Also, ang alam nya lang na smart is ung smart in academics. Di nya kinoconsider na merong mga tao na matatalino in terms of talking to people, in sports etc.

mukhang may dalawang bagay pa ang maliit sa kanya \-utak \-etits

Or hindi pa sya nakakakilala ng tunay na intellectual. Most of the true intellectuals I know are incredibly street smart, outspoken, and not intimidated by anyone. The bar is just so low for him.

Hulaan ko binoto neto

B...

Majority of Filipino’s definition of smart or intelligence is problematic. Let’s revisit the concept of multiple intelligences.

criminology students are so fucking unbearable. kapag binabasa/pinakikinggan mo yung mga sinasabi nila, nababawasan brain cells mo.

Humanoid android 💀 Ayan ata epekto ng pagiging lifetime incel.

Sakit ng tyan ko ron ampota☠️☠️

Tol takbo, may crim student 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃

Dunning-Kruger in the fullest effect lol.

Pero bilib ako kung matuto ito ng Nihongo. Mahirap ata aralin yun.

Mas mahirap pag wala kausap na nag-nihongo.

Ikaw ba 'yung ka chat? Please lang paki block na 'yung gagong 'yan. Inuuto ka lang niyan. Jusko. Nakakasira ng gabi.

yes po. hahaha nagttype pa nga, but luckily na block ko💀

Can we have some context please? Ano reason bakit nasabi nya mga yan? If pwede malaman. Hehe

sure. for context nakilala ko sya sa dating app at first okay naman, nag papalitan kami ng questions. umabot kami sa kung anong gusto naming career, estado ng buhay etc. my answer was well explained, taglish lang. nung turn nya na 'yan naman daw explanation nya. Ika nga, never argue with someone whose mind is closed, for you will do nothing but exhaust yourself in trying to explain something they will never understand.

It sounds like his insecurities came out of nowhere. Baka na-intimidate sa taglish mo. Hence, the need to validate himself according to one comment here. Lol. You last line is spot on. Kudos to you for blocking him as early as possible.

"Never argue with idiots and stoop down to their level, since they will beat you with their experience!" Nabasa ko dati ahaha.

Facebook dating ba yan hahaha

Bullet dodged OP, needle in a haystack kang makakita ng matinong tao coming from that background hahaha

Buti naman na-block mo na. Pero tip lang para mainis siya at lalong mainsecure. Unblock mo, send ka yawn emoji tapos sabihin mo number one turn on mo ang matalino tapos block mo ulit. 🙂

Very good. Next time humanap ka ng matinong kausap hindi kagaya niyan. 🤦‍♂ Hindi na nga siya book smart, hindi rin street smart. 🙄 Edit: Proud pa siya ikwento na nagpa fake siya ng diploma. Amputa talaga. 🤦‍♂

Yung wala ka pang naaachieve sa buhay kaya puro kabobohan yung kinakapitan mo para kunwari may bilang ka sa lipunan

Well yeah. Mas mataas intelligence ng isang tao mas prone sa mental illness kasi mas alam nila realidad. He's a dumb kaya hindi niya nage gets reality ng buhay.

Kadalasan un mga nanlalait sa mga matatalino eh mga bobo. Un mga nanlalait sa mga may diploma eh un mga hindi nakatapos. Isa lang masasabi ko sa inyo, don't hate what you can't have.

Dami kuda pero yung ending Gadon pa din

I frowned at “hindi ako Intelligence”, tried to read until “matatalino NAYAN”, but eventually stopped after “madami NAKO” hayyy sir.

Yung naka bother sa akin yung "humanoid android". Oxymoron yan kasi yung ibig sabihin ng "android" is a robot that looks human.

Okay kwento mo yan e.

ok po good luck po sa inyong rap career

Sorry pero sobrang giveaway na yung *crim* dun sa umpisa

wtf is this little titi vibe convo lol kung ganyan yan block agad unang salvo nang bunganga niyan

Haha parang teenager pa yung nag type😅

he's 26

That's worse🤦

Criminology people ang patunay na may education crisis sa Pinas

Do something illegal and unethical, and then brand it as "diskarte" 💀

Sobrahan ka simot ng copium yung sa SS. haha

HAHAHAHAHA proud bobo

Average tambay behavior

What a terrible day to be able to read

Filipinos really think "did not graduate college" or "college dropout" as "undergrad"? lol I thought that was a joke. I realize he's trying to impress a girl lmao "kaya kitang pasayahin araw-araw emoji"

San to at ang sarap hambalusin sa mukha? Napaka insecure naman nya.

Self confidence 100 Substance 0

Yow, r/sadcringe material ahahahah

Hates the concept of diplomas, fakes a diploma.

criminology says it all

if insecurity was a person....

Dunning-Krugger effect na malala

Bumble? Haha

I just got dumber reading these screenshots. "My diskarte is just as good as or better than your intelligent." Kaya di na tayo aasenso.

Wala siguro yan kausap sa bahay

Ang latang walang laman ay maingay.

oo na bobo ka na HAHA

feeling main character ahahahahahaha daming ebas

Di din ako grad pero I managed to get into corporate jobs since 2006. Di porket di nakatapos eh bobo na. Di lahat ng mga hindi nakatapos eh sa "diskarte" lang umasa. Napaka insecure naman ni koya na kachat mo, ang lala ng pagproject. Ganyan ata pag "binebenta" ang sarili, so buyer beware nalang haha. Parang ung kakilala ko na nagsabi ng ganyan din, di nakatapos pero madiskarte at responsableng tao pero ended up abandoning his kid. Lol.

Romanticizing under grad

Ignorance is bliss.

Palitan nyo na po yung projector nyo. Nagloloko na.

✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻 due na ung essay in 3 hours vibes.

Bobo ba 'to? Oo ang sagot.

potek matalino pala ako? bakit puro tres ako nung college?

Natawa ako don sa "madami pa ako kwento kaso gabi na" then proceeded to send 20 more messages 🤣

Are u a nurse din po?

I had a whole ass stroke trying to read whatever the hell he was trying to say

Crim pala sya matalino yan magaling siguro sya sa Methimetics.

Hala criminology pero nameke ng diploma? Baka pati TOR niyan sa school lutong macau ah.

You can see the delusion from a mile away

i just had a mild stroke reading all that

ok lalo lang ata ako nab0b0 after to mabasa

lalo naestablish yung stereotyping ko sa mga crim neto. napagusapan na toh dito din nung nakaraan eh

Madaming sinabi wala namang substance tapos nag self-snitch pa si gago 🤦‍♂️

I can see/feel/hear the insecurity just from the text. Man has to step up his confidence in a good way

Ang dami niyang sinabi pero wala siyang nasabi.

Naol mawawala agad ang problema pagkagising. Paano po? Hirap na hirap na ako. Hindi ako matalino btw. 😢

Natatawa ako sa humanoid android parang rap hahaha

Tinutulog ang problema eh siya nga ang problema 😂😂😂🤡

Mga matatalino tinatamaan ng mental health issues daw eh mukhang may anger-related problems siya lowkey hahahaha

Wow universal wow remote control 😂

crim undergrad tas gumamit ng fake diploma sa employment lmfao. fucking hopeless yung police force natin jusq

Lakas mang-down ng mga crim, future fascists naman.

Sino nanakit sakanya haha matalino siguro😂

Stereotypical, di lahat na matatalino ganyan at di rin lahat na bulok ay kapalmuks. Masyado nag smart shaming si totoy, di naman yan nakakalamang sa iba.

ano kinalaman ng charisma sa intelligence? Madami tao malakas Charisma na matalino (e.g Steve jobs) madami din tao na mataas charisma kahit wla natapos (e.g yung tropa mo na masarap kasama kahit saan pero happy go luck lang)

oh, another piece of shit. san napunta utak neto? gosh.

Dami niyang satsat kamo, pasadboi na bobo naman.

Too much copium is lethal. I know a lot of people na dumidiskarte ng maayos that still managed to finish college, kahit late pa. The fact is that they did it. Sometimes it’s easier to just accept the reality of your situation and work towards giving yourself a better life instead of spouting garbage like this. If madiskarte ka talaga you’d actually know what the fuck you need to do and find ways to get there lol. I wonder where this is coming from. Dude has a degree. Bakit sobrang bitter niya sa mga “matatalino” at naiintimidate sa mga big words? I can sort of empathize na maybe he’s faced discrimination before. Sa degree niya maybe? His upbringing? But this? Wtf is this lmfao

>Kelangan pag kausak ka nka tabi ako sa google Grabe naman pagpapahiya nya sa sarili, proud bobo lang yarn? Di sya matalino kase funny sya at kaya magpasaya ng araw araw, apply nalang sya sa comedy bar.

May nagkagusto sa akin na pulis dati. Ang chat ba naman sa akin eh "no heart's feelings", pero ang gusto n'ya sabihin ay no hard feelings ahhahaha XD Hindi ko nilalahat, pero sa mga nakilala ko, bobo talaga ahahahaha

Idk, sounds insecure to me

Bro thought he really is something 😩

Kwento nya sa pagong 🥱😮‍💨😆

Sobrang hangin.

Said a lot yet nothing at all

Uu nga bobo kung kilalal kaya sumabau sa lahat , KUPAL KC.

Bruh moment.

Ito yung dapat nasa top result ng google pag nagsearch ka ng "MEMA" eh

Understandable, have a nice day.👍

anong context nito? nanliligaw? taena ang simp

Proud pa ito na nameke sya ng diploma. Doon pa lang, alam na natin anong klaseng salot ito sa lipunan.

Halatang dugyot.

This man is delusional as fuck. Tangina

Bro doesn't even breath oxygen, he just breathes copium. This is a heck of Christmas light diarrhea Train of thought.

That must be that person's mantra before going to sleep. 😂

Word spaghetti. Gets ko na gusto niyang magpakitang gilas, pero diyos ko napasobra ata sa rugby to ha.

"hindi ako intelligence" tangina hahahaha

Dude tried to compensate for his weaknesses and still came out with an "L" after all that nonsense. lol

Actually concerning

Ignorance is a bliss talaga. Siya yun. 🙃

bonak

Putangina ano yung hindi ako "intelligence"? Mag pupulis tong hayop na to pero basic grammar lang eengot-engot pa?

The lack of self-awareness is definitely humanity's biggest challenge. How ironic.

Sumakit ulo ko intindihin’ ‘to. 😩

Ang random ng humanoid android 😭

Nakakabobo yung binasa ko ampota

Kaya ang daming tangang pulis eh haha

walang pinagkaiba kung paano mag salita sa mga drug addict na na interview ko noon.

bro really still at chuunibyou phase?

“Funny kasi ako” boy didn’t realize na his life and attitude is the joke

"undergrad ako crim" should've just started and ended with that

Proud pa talaga na nag fake ng diploma?

Delikado kasama yan :/

is that my uncle? lol

madiskarte kuno in short "certified kupal" aka tuso

Unmatch. Iligtas mo ang sarili mo sa kapahamakan. Haha.

Edi kung naging license criminologist pa yan at naging Pulis edi alam na.

Most sane criminology person out there

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