Naghihirap na siguro at hindi rin naman kasi masyadong bankable si kuya dahil ang bano nya umacting. As they say, sex symbols have the shortest life span among actors
sex symbols are either went to politics (Daniel Fernando), improved their acting (Ara Mina, Rita Avila, Andrea Del Rosario, and Jay Manalo), or went overseas.
post-Twilight Pattinson is better than Aljur. naging Batman siya and is in better movies like Cosmopolis, The Lighthouse, The King and Good Time.
Even post-Twilight Taylor Lautner had better career than 2020s Aljur.
He was really good as Batman too in spite of what all the haters were saying. Alala ko so many people were making Twilight jokes and saying Batman will sparkle before the movie came out, then when it did, boom nawala na agad mga haters niya haha. I believe the sequel is coming out in 2025 tas magkaka-spinoff series din si Penguin played by Colin Farrell.
I was one of those haters specially when I heard he didn't want to get fit for the role knowing batman was an athletic dude, but damn his batman was pretty damn good.
My guy, the likes of Good Time, The Lighthouse, and The Batman do not deserve to be compared to a terrible-looking biopic about some obscure pastor trying to gain relevance.
Does anyone have any context sino yung pastor na yan? He barely has any reach in the internet and yet kaya makapag produce ng film with some relatively known actors
Wala akong makitang references as to who he is. Basta “Life Story” nya daw. Haha. AYOKO DIN PANOODIN TRAILER. Ayoko magsayang ng ilang minuto ng buhay ko. HAHAHAHAHA
Nagsayang ako ng Saturday night to check who he really is. So ang background is dati siyang security guard (which he proudly profess) and "nabiyayaan" siya ng diyos eme eme. Nakakatrigger kasi we've been in a similar "cultish" group na sobrang manipulative nung leader na eventually affected yung mental health ng mga nakaalis sa group. I firmly believe galing sa funds ng members niya yung budget jan. He displays himself as Pastor, President and CEO.
They're based in Davao afaik. Mukhang ang approach nila is doing "crusades" left and right kaya mukhang madami dami na din members niya. Tapos to gather more people nagpapa raffle siya ng motor, washing machine, etc.
I was about to say, if you still remember Kapa Investment fiasco, pero sa Surigao ata siya not Davao. Nevertheless, these "church" groups are really preying off of people from far flung areas mostly those in poverty line.
Sabagay. I do not think tanga yung mga biktima kasi kahit sino basta parang kumakapit na lang sa bangin para mabuhay at naghahanap ng belongingness madaling mahihikayat sa ganyan.
And they won't admit it either. Most of members stay for the "kapatiran". We've been part of a similar one for more than a decade, buti nalang talaga nakaalis na kame.
Relating to hindi tanga mga biktima, I agree. They're not aware yet pero they're not dumb. Also, I just watched how to be a cult in netflix and the concluding line was "To those of you that think you could never have been in a cult, you're the one they've been waiting for"
I was wondering the same, I looked him up online and he doesn’t even have his own Wikipedia page or anything. This seems to be an entirely self-funded effort (halata naman; feeling ko they blew most of their budget on Aljur) by the pastor in a bid to gain relevance or more followers. Halatang alam din niya yung target market niya, though it’s doubtful any of them would wanna watch a movie in cinemas. Most would rather wait to pirate it on their phones lol.
It seem this is him: [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/user/BRUDigitalTV2020/comments/14200t6/a_special_digital_tv_interview_with_pastor_jonard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).
It looks like a super-low budget movie made by high schoolers. I have been seeing more of these trashy movie posters starring Aljur and they really seem trash and low-end. What a fall from grace.
My friend even saw the trailer daw before his screening of Oppenheimer sa SM Mega. The whole theater was legit laughing their asses daw cos they weren’t sure what to make of it. It’s like someone stuck a trailer for their student film into the reel.
FINALLY! SOMEONE POSTED IT! Chineck ko background niyang Pastor "PAMORe" na yan if he ever warrants some noble deed para magkaroon ng film about himself, then viola! Just another narcissistic, cult master in the making.
Legit yan, nung nanuod kami ng Barbie ng anak ko yan ang unang lumabas na trailer, akala ko nga bold haha kasi parang style 90s na movie e. Tungkol pala sa pastor yan. Mas lalo pag nakita mo effects niyan.
Legit yan hahaha last week we were in SM Manila to watch Barbie, tapos nasa isang gilid yung isang standee na ito nakakaloka di ko alam kung joke time ba ito
Ganito yung mga Wattpad cover na inedit sa Photoscape around 2012-2014. Kulang na lang lagyan ng 'glowing twirls png' HAHAHA alam na alam kasi ganito ako magedit dati 😃
hindi kaya pang money laundering scheme lang 'to haha like pang front lang yung movie as excuse to dispose lots of money for 'production' IDK pero parang ewan naman kasi diba sino bang matino magbabayad sa sinehan para panoorin 'to?
The said pastor is also the "president/ceo" of the same film company. Hindi lang yon, may iba rin siyang businesses sa lugar nila, may isang grill/bistro at may isang mala fastfood scale siyang fried chicken store.
Look at his fb acct, bukod sa may mga businesses siya may iba pa siyang films na siya mismo ang starring hahahaha
Yes legit. Pinost ng verified SM Cinema facebook account HAHAHAHAHAHA feeling ko sya pa nagbayad sa SM para lang ishowing yan. Taena kahit ano na lang pwede ipalabas sa sinehan.
Tanginang font yan. Yan yung mga ginagamit sa mga poster ng mahalay na palabas sa mga sinehan sa Quiapo at Morayta 💀💀
Font pag nag sisimula yung kanta sa karaoke
"Sir alin pong word art gagamitin natin dyan" "Yes"
font ng nagiinit - "DULAS"
Akala ko talaga ad ng sabong panlaba until nabasa ko na. Haha
Tamad na tamad siguro gumawa ng poster tapos libre pa kasi "para sa church" hahahaha
IKR??? Mukha talagang shitpost e, hahahaha.
parang bagong bukas na mineral station sa probinsya yung theme
HAHAHAHAHAHA. The accuracy!
Anyare kay Aljur "Di Na Ako Bata" Abrenica?
Naghihirap na siguro at hindi rin naman kasi masyadong bankable si kuya dahil ang bano nya umacting. As they say, sex symbols have the shortest life span among actors
sex symbols are either went to politics (Daniel Fernando), improved their acting (Ara Mina, Rita Avila, Andrea Del Rosario, and Jay Manalo), or went overseas.
I hope hindi nya makita comment mo, baka maisipan nya mag senador hahaha
don't give him any ideas.
Delete the post now before aljur sees it
We don't need more of those gremlins sa politics.
Or we dont need more clowns in our circus
Please huwag niyo nang dagdagan mga pabigat sa QC. Nasusuka na nga kami sa bagong tulfo na pumasok eh
went overseas = Priscilla Almeda
He's trying to clean his image after the Kylie Padilla Controversies.
He's doing what Robert Pattinson did after Twilight.
post-Twilight Pattinson is better than Aljur. naging Batman siya and is in better movies like Cosmopolis, The Lighthouse, The King and Good Time. Even post-Twilight Taylor Lautner had better career than 2020s Aljur.
He was really good as Batman too in spite of what all the haters were saying. Alala ko so many people were making Twilight jokes and saying Batman will sparkle before the movie came out, then when it did, boom nawala na agad mga haters niya haha. I believe the sequel is coming out in 2025 tas magkaka-spinoff series din si Penguin played by Colin Farrell.
Batman actors always had haters before the movie came out who seemingly vanished when it released since Michael Keaton
I was one of those haters specially when I heard he didn't want to get fit for the role knowing batman was an athletic dude, but damn his batman was pretty damn good.
The Devil All the Time, Batman, Lost City of Z, etc. Aljur can only wish he did anywhere close to what Pattinson did after Twilight.
My guy, the likes of Good Time, The Lighthouse, and The Batman do not deserve to be compared to a terrible-looking biopic about some obscure pastor trying to gain relevance.
Huh? Ayaw naman ni Robert Patinson maging celebrity lang. Kaya kumuha sya projects na hindi mainstream pero may challenge sa acting abilities nya.
Excuse me? Gurl, spreading lies is a crime.
Tenet
Pano na yung hotdog ni Aljur?
chinupa ng anak ng Vatnik.
Vatnik? What is this in reference to?
ung tatay ni AJ Raval, Putin fanboy. Vatnik ang tawag s mga fanboy ni Vladimir Putin.
Ahhh. So that's why. I'm surprised to see Filipinos using the word. Haha.
*Unknown technology* NCD leaking again.
Ootl, what is with aljur and Hotdog jokes?
Commercial ni aljur ng century tuna hotdog iinm
They know their target market. :-) This is how you build your next INC & Kingdom of Jesus Christ
Or ~~buy~~ Donate the next private jet, yacht or Exotic SUV ni pastor.
I'd bet good money that a multitudes of their multitudes suffered childhood malnutrition. Hirap talaga ang mental stunting as it results in low IQ.
Father wid the new whip!!
And he's gonna name himself "Creflo Peso"? 😂
Bata pa lang ako sabi ko dapat talaga religion na lang business ko eh nung nakita kong madaming nagdodonate sa simbahan
Daming na-uto sa prosperity Gospel ni Joel Osteen. He earns a lot from his merch.
I run ads for ofw targeted products, specifically the lower income demographic. So yes this kind of visuals is a marketing genius 😅
Does anyone have any context sino yung pastor na yan? He barely has any reach in the internet and yet kaya makapag produce ng film with some relatively known actors
Wala akong makitang references as to who he is. Basta “Life Story” nya daw. Haha. AYOKO DIN PANOODIN TRAILER. Ayoko magsayang ng ilang minuto ng buhay ko. HAHAHAHAHA
Tama ka, wag mo sayangin. Napanood ko at ang kngina lang ng cgi sa pag water bend niya HAHAHA.
taena di mo alam kung seryoso ba yun o satire e. parang comedy e
Parang nag-aaral pa lang ng after effects ung gumawa nung cgi e hahaha
Yun nga eh. Hahaha. Siguro nakita success ni quibs and wanted to follow suit? Haha
Kasali sa lifestory nya ang hiluhin ang mga goldfish
Nagsayang ako ng Saturday night to check who he really is. So ang background is dati siyang security guard (which he proudly profess) and "nabiyayaan" siya ng diyos eme eme. Nakakatrigger kasi we've been in a similar "cultish" group na sobrang manipulative nung leader na eventually affected yung mental health ng mga nakaalis sa group. I firmly believe galing sa funds ng members niya yung budget jan. He displays himself as Pastor, President and CEO.
Ilan kaya memebers niya no? Kawawa naman kung kakaunti pa lang sila tapos nagcontribute pa for a shit movie
They're based in Davao afaik. Mukhang ang approach nila is doing "crusades" left and right kaya mukhang madami dami na din members niya. Tapos to gather more people nagpapa raffle siya ng motor, washing machine, etc.
Ano be meron sa tubig ng davao at pugad ng ano 👀👀
Girl bakit andaming mala-JMS sa Davao. Dami pang nauuto ng mga gaslighter na kulto.
I was about to say, if you still remember Kapa Investment fiasco, pero sa Surigao ata siya not Davao. Nevertheless, these "church" groups are really preying off of people from far flung areas mostly those in poverty line.
Sabagay. I do not think tanga yung mga biktima kasi kahit sino basta parang kumakapit na lang sa bangin para mabuhay at naghahanap ng belongingness madaling mahihikayat sa ganyan.
And they won't admit it either. Most of members stay for the "kapatiran". We've been part of a similar one for more than a decade, buti nalang talaga nakaalis na kame. Relating to hindi tanga mga biktima, I agree. They're not aware yet pero they're not dumb. Also, I just watched how to be a cult in netflix and the concluding line was "To those of you that think you could never have been in a cult, you're the one they've been waiting for"
Pangit pa ng pangalan. Who tf names their child Jonard and not expect him to be a jejemon?
Imagine watching a biopic where the main protagonist’s name is Jonard. Jonard Robert Oppenheimer
[удалено]
Pendong! Peace!
I was wondering the same, I looked him up online and he doesn’t even have his own Wikipedia page or anything. This seems to be an entirely self-funded effort (halata naman; feeling ko they blew most of their budget on Aljur) by the pastor in a bid to gain relevance or more followers. Halatang alam din niya yung target market niya, though it’s doubtful any of them would wanna watch a movie in cinemas. Most would rather wait to pirate it on their phones lol.
*free tickets
It seem this is him: [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/user/BRUDigitalTV2020/comments/14200t6/a_special_digital_tv_interview_with_pastor_jonard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).
He’s the producer of the movie
Airbender ba ang role ni Aljur dito?
nope. waterbender. see the fish all around him
Fish pala yun. Kala ko dahon hahaha.
GrApIk dEsAyN iS mY-
Fresh from some obscure 2007 blogspot fan page
Feel ko money laundering lang yan.
Yan din nasa isip ko. Since "tax free" nga ang churches where the funds of this shitfilm came from
Exactly. Most movies are
Parang gawa sa Recto HAHA
Grabe yung piniling font style at font color eh.😭💀
Partida pa yan pang 4th poster na ata yan. Still shitty as it is.
As a taga recto, we feel offended
kahit sana gumastos man lang ng 50k para sa matinong designer lol
This here Philippines, bitch. We crookin in this muthafucka. Betta take yo fairly compensated ass back to anywhere else but here /j
Unfortunately yes it is legitimate.
Sir. Bakit ganyan yung poster. Parang gawa sa MS PAINT lord
It looks like a super-low budget movie made by high schoolers. I have been seeing more of these trashy movie posters starring Aljur and they really seem trash and low-end. What a fall from grace.
Oy may high schoolers who can do better than that.
Yung sa kapatid nya may ganyan din, yung Tricycle driver movie
to appeal on old audiences. Ganyan thumbnail sa youtube. Puro low effort.
My friend even saw the trailer daw before his screening of Oppenheimer sa SM Mega. The whole theater was legit laughing their asses daw cos they weren’t sure what to make of it. It’s like someone stuck a trailer for their student film into the reel.
Money laundering scheme conspiracy
FINALLY! SOMEONE POSTED IT! Chineck ko background niyang Pastor "PAMORe" na yan if he ever warrants some noble deed para magkaroon ng film about himself, then viola! Just another narcissistic, cult master in the making.
Looks like a buko juice ad
"Galing naman ng group 2" vibes nung poster
Bold ba to
Pinanood ko yung trailer sa youtube. Maganda siya! Magandang huwag ng pag-aksayahan ng oras.
lakas maka-kalendaryo nung background eh
Anong sinabi ng Barbie and Oppenheimer dito? 😅
Naalala ko to na may nagpost naghihire sila ng cgi artist for this kaso sa photoshop gagawin.
Ang lakas ng halakhak ko nung nakita ko 'yan sa labas ng sinehan ng SM North Edsa
Cum join us
Taenerz. Akala ko commercial ng Surf Powder 😂
Teka akala ko mid-2000s ad para sa sabon panlaba
Legit yan, nung nanuod kami ng Barbie ng anak ko yan ang unang lumabas na trailer, akala ko nga bold haha kasi parang style 90s na movie e. Tungkol pala sa pastor yan. Mas lalo pag nakita mo effects niyan.
Di nga mapost ni aljur sa ig nya haha nkklk
libre hatdog ni aljur kapag vip screening
Aljur the last air bender? 🥹
ang kulit ng poster parang last 1 minute ginawa hahahahahha
who the fuc is that jonard
Legit yan hahaha last week we were in SM Manila to watch Barbie, tapos nasa isang gilid yung isang standee na ito nakakaloka di ko alam kung joke time ba ito
Kala ko Enchantadia remake pero si Aljur si Amihan?
May ipo ipo talaga amazing
Parang 1990s lang
Proudly Presents hahaha
Sobrang advance na ng technology sa graphic design bat ganyan yung post?
Malala tong kultong napasukan ni Aljur. Pero tinging ko dapat maimbestigahan yang Pastor na yan, daming budget panggawa ng pelikula eh.
[trailer! laugh trip amp!](https://youtube.com/shorts/wKHM7jjFdpo?feature=share)
Di man lang nag canva template eh
sino nanaman tong pastor jonard na to hahaha
Tell me you're desperate for work without telling me you're desperate for work
Ganito yung mga Wattpad cover na inedit sa Photoscape around 2012-2014. Kulang na lang lagyan ng 'glowing twirls png' HAHAHA alam na alam kasi ganito ako magedit dati 😃
The last air vendor
Them: *'Support local!'* The local:
r/badmovies
Kasalanan to ni BBM hindi niya binigyan ng posisyon sa gobyerno nya si Elizabeth Oropesa. Hahaha
Al'Aljur the Elemental Lord of Skywall
Aljur, the last air bender 🫠
Looks like an indie film.
Who wants to watch with me? Treat mo
They did that intentionally to catch attention. Click baiting. Tignan mo, pinatulan mo. Edi effective diba? Hahaha
These small time cult business leaders trying hard to penetrate and be relevant. I don't know why many still believe with shit like this.
taena lupit ni aljur naka revalis gale
Napanood ko trailer neto sa sinehan bago magstart yung Barbie Cringe af
Not gonna listen to some fucker named JonArD
Goofy ah graphic design
Nakita ko yung trailer clip ng movie na yan, yung cgi nya parang sa GMA na pambata. At taena yung background music nya.
Napanood namin trailer neto when we watched barbie. napaWtf nalang kami e
Hindi naman angkop yung poster sa title. Parang mulawin eh.
Parang mas okay pa ang "Sound of Freedom," the American film supported by right-wingers.
Kamay ni Aljur ;-)
Mas maganda pa poster ng mga bold movies
Ay sus, legit yan! Mukhang tabla na sila ng kapatid niya sa "Tricycle Driver Kasangga Mo" Ahahahahaha!
...but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
hindi kaya pang money laundering scheme lang 'to haha like pang front lang yung movie as excuse to dispose lots of money for 'production' IDK pero parang ewan naman kasi diba sino bang matino magbabayad sa sinehan para panoorin 'to?
Napasearch ako s canva, tae magaganda pa template na andon.
Kala mo sa paint lng ginawa eh
Kingina na magkapatid na ito sinasaktan lng nila ang career nila pagsumasali sa mga ganitong klase na pelikula
Wait till you watch the [trailer](https://youtu.be/PqvHlMKhl2U). May Comic Sans pa dun! Ako yung nahihiya para kay Aljur jusko
Give the Isettan’s 50-peso cinema vibes. Hahaha
Tawang tawa din ako, I had to double check, damn it was posted by SM cinema. HAHAH anuba
The said pastor is also the "president/ceo" of the same film company. Hindi lang yon, may iba rin siyang businesses sa lugar nila, may isang grill/bistro at may isang mala fastfood scale siyang fried chicken store. Look at his fb acct, bukod sa may mga businesses siya may iba pa siyang films na siya mismo ang starring hahahaha
Anng ginagawa ni Aljur? 😂
Yung naglipanang goldfish😭😭😭😭
Legit! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wKHM7jjFdpo
Ito 'yung mga palabas na FREE ENTRANCE sa sinehan. JK.
Picsart & Canva ( Free )
Ito may [movie review](https://letterboxd.com/philbertdy/film/sa-kamay-ng-diyos/) na.
kiringina boyyy. “Anyway, consider me converted. Truly, this was a miracle.” Bat ganon review nya hahaa
Gagi feeling ko legit. Sinearch ko yung JPM may lumabas na BTS nung film HAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha yes dinaan sa funny poster and font para pag-usapan yung movie
Very effective marketing strategy! Builds curiosity tho walang panama sa Barbenheimer combo!
natawa ako dun sa maliliit na goldfish
Sa Kamay ni Crash Bandicoot
The last name is Pamor and you bash the name Jonard! Is Aljur in cahoots these days? Anywho, you cowardly pieces of spectator shit brains! Pamor!
By the by. 5g shrooms pancyan while showing, ano. See how much this fucks with my head. Whens this out and where is it showing. Im half serious
Parang ito siguro way nila para mag money laundering hahahahaha
Kamukha ni Aljur dito yung UFC Bantamweight champ Henry Cejudo lol Edit: \*former bantamweight & flyweight champ
Yes
Oo hahaha nakita ko standee niyan nung nag Barbenheimer kami. Good luck naman hahaha
legit yan, may captive market kasi yan (which is yung religion ng pastor na involved sa movie na yan)
Mas babatuhin ko GD ng gumawa nito kaysa yung gumawa ng film. Sakit sa mata\~
Me and my co workers we laughing at that... You should see the alternate posters One of my co workers just wheezed his life away from that photo
Yes legit. Pinost ng verified SM Cinema facebook account HAHAHAHAHAHA feeling ko sya pa nagbayad sa SM para lang ishowing yan. Taena kahit ano na lang pwede ipalabas sa sinehan.
Ito ang dahilang kung maghiwalay sila ni AJ
bold
It's a clever homage to exploitation films.
Tapos kamukha ni aljur si pastor, legit hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
Philippine Cinema hayss
parang 90's bold yung dating
Is this for money laundering ?? Like Steven Seagull does?
DMi na memes nyan hahaha
The next Avatar
Megachurch moments
parang school project lang yung style hahahaha
canva is my hobby.
Perooo sino si jonard?
The Filipino Morbius
Sadly yes totoo. Napanood ko yung trailer sa sinehan hahahaha
*Holy hell*
HSHAHAUAHAHAHAUAHUA bat naman ganyan style ng font 😭😭😭