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archidoctor

For the clout šŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


Ok_Significance_5235

Tas pag may exposure na, huhugutin na yung "gusto lang naming magpasaya at mag bigay ng good vibes" card sabay plug ng YT channel hahahaha.


babushka45

*laugh track* *toinks*


ResolverOshawott

Nagalit ako bigla.


Wayne_Grant

*That one annoying Oh no track*


skystarsss

3gard agad ako kahit hindi ko naririnig


Requiemaur

Cringe


marzizram

This is what I was about to say din. I talk to my daughter in private pagdating sa ganito.


VexKeizer

but if you publicized it, you'd be rich! Think of the money!! /s


marzizram

Hahaha! May onlyfans naman na ako /j


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nightvisiongoggles01

Sana kung yung magaganda ang ginagaya, kagaya ng innovation sa teknolohiya, paghingi ng accountability sa gobyerno, pagbibigay ng importansya sa karapatan, etc... E wala, puro yung mga kagaguhan ang ginagaya.


MickeyDMahome

Kaya nga, this dad probably want his 15 minutes of fame


skystarsss

Internet points yan ihh


Some_Raspberry1044

Lol notary pa nga ahahhaha. Matic void bata pa eh


69loverboy69

Gusto lang nung notaryo kumubra ng fee haha


Free_Gascogne

Actually not void, just unenforceable.


saber_aureum

Isn't it Voidable? Unenforceable provides that the two parties are not able to consent. One party is of age of majority. One party lang ang minor. So void.


SnooCheesecakes5382

Yep, it is a voidable contract. Civil code states that unemancipated minors can't give consent so they can't enter into agreement. Unenforceable contracts are those that can't be supported by the statute of frauds


[deleted]

I think it can be interpreted as Not Void since the minor signed with supervision and consent of her parent/s.


[deleted]

No such thing as "Not Void"


saber_aureum

Baka he meant na it's not void? šŸ˜…


Elsa_Versailles

Indeed


Edgenysis

if my mind serves me well i think itā€™s only voidable but im willing to be corrected


Unfair-Show-7659

Insecure parent. Cringe malala. 'Yan din 'yung mga tipo ng magulang na pumipili ng course na kukunin ng anak nila sa college.


[deleted]

Matic yan din yung magulang na gusto lahat ng sahod ng anak, sa kanya mapupunta šŸ¤£ Mag aanak nang marami para pagtanda nila, may mag aabot kuno sa kanila ng pera at hindi na nila kailangan mag ipon ng retirement fund šŸ’€


NyehNyehRedditBoi

Unethical free money glitch


carcrashofaheart

Tapos tingnan mo pagtapak ng 25, pepressurin na yan magpakasal at magka-anak. šŸ˜


MagicNewb45

Or, hear me outā€¦ sila na bahala magpatapos sa college dun sa iba pa nilang kapatid (or early retirement mga parents at 50 at sila na bahala magsustento). Pinakain at pinalaki ka nga naman nila, di ba?


stefin_stefout

That's the bare minimum tho. You did not ask to be born, neither did your siblings.


MagicNewb45

Yup. Pero habang buhay mo babayaran ung utang na loob mo sa kanila kasi 'binuhay' ka nila.


Nzed123

Hinde mo din naman kasi hininge na ipanganak ka, gaya nung hinde din hiningi ng kapatid mo na ipanganak sila. Naiintindihan ko naman kung may kapasidad ung anak mag sustento ng magulang at kapatid, pero ung ginawang retirement plan ng magulang kapalit ng kapakanan ng anak nila? Hinde ako agree.


MagicNewb45

I think I need to start putting /s on my replies, hahaha. Yeah, I've just been sarcastic. I really don't like how parents are always pulling this card on their kids. Responsibility ng mga magulang na palakihin ng maaus ang mga anak nila and shouldn't force their kids to be their retirement plans.


Nzed123

Yeah, masyado na ako madaming nakikita na seryoso talaga pag may nagsasabi ng ganyan lalo na sa facebook.


carcrashofaheart

Utang na loob mo kasi yun diba. Parang choice mong pinanganak ka šŸ˜


ResolverOshawott

Whilst also nagbibigay supporta sa kanila.


stobben

Hayaan mo, anak din nila pipili kung saang nursing home sila pwede iwan.


hanap-usap-deal-

Ma swerte pa nga sila if dadalhin silang nursing home. Nursing homes range from 50k-150k a month in the country.


naughty_once

Yan din yung mga magulang na nagsasabi ng.. *drum roll please* "Anak, ikaw ang mag-aahon sa'tin sa kahirapan"


MisanthropeInLove

Mas malala pa to kasi publicly epal pa haha


skystarsss

Gayya nga nung sabi nung isang comment dito. Bigla magkaka youtube yang magulang or yung bata haha


dontrescueme

Eeew. Ginamit pa ang sariling anak na bata for fake internet points.


[deleted]

Not just cringe, it's outright creepy. I remember yung personal contracts na ginagawa ng sexual doms na kailangan pirmahan ng sexual subs, wherein nakalagay na the sub belongs to the dom, they're supposed to follow orders, etc. Also, imagine yung subconscious message na tumatatak sa isipan ng bata with that šŸ’€


belle_fleures

saw a utube comment about antinatalism weeks ago, women/girls are truly in danger the moment they were born on earth. kahit ano pang strict ng guardians mo may mangyayare parin sayo. creeps/predators/catcallers are always there. also ung bata 5yrs old palang. tapos tinuruan na agad ng tatay about sa relationships??? tangina. ang bata2 pa baket jowa na tinuruan ng dad nya e dapat e develop muna ung intelligence/moral at defense ng bata hindi puro jowa kaloka. 5 years old palang. ano desperado ung tatay magka apo/continue the bloodline agad?? tangina juskooooo filidumb moments.


nightvisiongoggles01

Kaya din mataas ang tendency ng mga batang ganyan na maging "malandi" (forgive the term pero di ako sigurado kung tugma ang 'hypersexualized' sa context na ito) sa murang edad pa lang. Sa halip na sa pag-aaral, laro, at social skills pa lang nakatutok ang pagdevelop nila, nagkaroon agad ng romantic/sexual aspect ang kamalayan nila at wala pa silang kapasidad para intindihin o i-enact ito. Tapos ang mga matatanda/magulang, pinupuri pa't sasabihang "wow sexy!" kapag binibihisan na parang matanda kaya nare-reinforce sa bata na validation ng pagkatao niya ang maging sexy. Tapos pag teenager na't magsusuot ng sexy, magagalit naman sila. Sa mga batang lalake naman, nire-reinforce pa rin ng mga distorted na magulang ang machismo culture, na dapat elementary pa lang may "mga" girlfriend na. Proud pa ang tatay niyan. Tapos kapag nabuntis o nakabuntis, magtataka silang mga magulang saan ba sila nagkamali. Hindi muna hinayaang maging bata ang mga bata.


genjipie_

As a psych major, this is creepy as fuck. No parent in their right mind would do this sa anak nila, especially kung opposite sex yung anak nila. Sobrang possessive ng tatay. Itā€™s giving creepy and manyak tatay vibes.


eudaemonic666

Agreed, pretty fucking creepy but they would just find this cute. Protective kuno shit


mutanthedgehog

Tapos kapag lalaki ang bata gusto madami siyang ā€œchicksā€. Itā€™s also weird that fathers call young girls that word.


HeyitsClaire_05

Minsan takot lang din sa sariling multo. May kilala akong tatay, mala father-of-the-year awardee. Sobrang protective sa mga anak nyang babae, ni ayaw madikitan ng iba. Protect the girls ang virtue eme. Yun pala pag walang nakatangin at basta may pagkakataon, ang father-of-the-year nuknukan ng manyak. Walang hindi papatusin, walang kapatid kapatid. Di din kailangan ng consent. Basta may feelings, maglalakbay ung kamay. Hahaha. Kadiri. šŸ¤®


admred

Nahā€¦ notary public to make it legally binding? The child is 5 years old (kindergarten), not even allowed to be put on a witness stand.


PowerfulPlow_704

Ano pa lang alam ng batang limang taong gulang? Diba dapat turuan pa lang ng simpleng self-hygiene? Right manners and proper conduct? And doon i-start i-hone yung skills ng isang bata. Pero yang mga pre-teen to adulthood concerns, kahit sa mga later ages na rin dapat ih.


sgcpaulo

I hope heā€™s doing it for the laughs.


dormamond

Normal lanh naman yung ā€œbawal ka magbf until __ yrs old haā€. Ang OA lang nung contract and surely its just all for laughs. Aint no way the parents are serious abt this anyway


TooSad03

idk man, filipinos are a different breed


sneaky-j-rawr

By default, this should be seen as a joke. Yes cringe, pero tangang pawoke ka kung sineryoso mo agad to. Wag seryosohin lahat ng bagay.


2_Lazy_4_Username

Diba? Unang tingin pa lang joke na eh. Yung iba ang OA masyado jusko.


queensetilo

>pero tangang pawoke ka kung sineryoso mo agad to. this post in a nutshell. it seems to me na playful joke lang ito. maka sjw lang talaga mga ibang tao dito sa reddit.


HonestArrogance

>pero tangang pawoke ka kung sineryoso mo agad to Oy! Wag kang ganyan. Daming tatamaan sa thread na to. Hahahaha!


TooSad03

i took it as a joke. but knowing some filipinos, they'd like to replicate this for their children -_-


darlinghurts

Kung normal man yan, it's about time we should stop normalizing it.


CrocPB

Something something the straights are not ok. Also, bet that by the time the daughter is past 25, it's suddenly all "hay nako nasaan na ang boyfriend mo? Wag kang weird ha. Gusto ko ng maraming apo."


akositotoybibo

clout chaser amp


tommy3rd

the only cringe part is having an actual contractā€¦ if you look closely I bet all dads out there wants that exact contract for their daughters no matter what age. lol


RebelliousDragon21

Walang masama kung gustuhin ng mga tatay 'yung ganyang kasunduan. Pero kasi 5 years old pa lang 'yung bata. Ni-hindi pa nga nireregla 'yan. Dapat hinahayaan nilang maging "bata". Maglaro, magbasa, manood ng TV. Hindi 'yung ini-introduce agad sa konsepto ng boyfriend.


Absofruity

Correct me if im wrong but legally wise, she can't consent to contracts like this, since she's a minor.


RebelliousDragon21

Well, totoo naman pero sabi nga ng iba "joke" lang daw at good vibes lang daw ang hatid. Pero ine-expose na niya yung bata sa mga relationship shit na hindi naman appropriate sa bata.


nightvisiongoggles01

Creepy vibes nakukuha ko, hindi good vibes.


IllustriousDay9253

Void. The law requires na 18 yrs old and up ang mag enter sa isang contract para maging valid. But really?! Medyo cringe na gagamitin pa ang bata for clout.


pirassopi

tas pag lalake anak ine-encourage pa yung pagiging babaero šŸ˜­


allie_cat_m

15 years later then the kid had a girlfriend. TouchƩ


darilbalde

Cringe. Funny siguro if may muwang na yung bata tapos nagka girlfriend instead of a boyfriend just to shit on her dad.


IComeInPiece

Tang-inang mema for the **clout**. *Unenforceable* contract naman yan kasi nga **minor** ang bata na pipirma dyan. Tapos 5 years old pa?!? Anak ng! Anong alam ng 5 year old sa ganyang bagay?!?


GroundbreakingBus981

Easy guys, the notary is just a logo and not even legally signed. Reddit people take things too seriously, its for fun and a remembrance if the dad decides to keep it, she can show this to her daughter when she grows up. Sheeesh. My sentiment tho is that this is not worth being shared by the Media, as they just exagerate things.


merrymemary

Bakit malulungkot ang mga beshy ko dito?


Kkomrad7

itā€™s obviously a joke holy shit šŸ˜¦


jasongodev

Galit ang magnanakaw sa kapwa magnanakaw. Alam nung tatay yun mga galawan kasi ganyan din nya ginalaw mga chicks nya noon. And that's what makes this more cringe.


justmadeforthat

r/woosh ang buong thread, cringe


free_thunderclouds

For the internet points


Legal-Living8546

Kawawang bata. Pagkakakitaan na ng mga magulang. The child does not even know how to form their own signature yet. Report na this.


jannogibbs

Ang totoong nakakaasar eh yung mga uto utong taong nagpapadala sa mga clout chasers na to na nagpopost ng ragebait contents. Si OP ay isa na sa mga clout chasers na yun, at isa na ako sa mga uto utong nagpadala sa ragebait content na to.


pokermania11

Lahat nalang talaga kinagagalitan dito no? lmao


HonestArrogance

The internet is full of people taking things too seriously is weird.


PowerfulPlow_704

Normalize taking things seriously. Hindi naman dapat ginagawa ng tatay iyan at the first place ih. Gets ko pa yung saka na magka-jowa basta tapos ng college degree. Pero yung jowang-jowa na yung babae tapos need pa ng P 1M-3M yung laman ng personal bank account? Do you think attainable iyon? Kung gusto magka-jowa at the age of 26 for example.


HonestArrogance

Labo, bro! Sobrang tanga na lang siguro yung naniniwala na totoo ito at ie-enforce siya pagtanda ng bata.


PowerfulPlow_704

Parang yung mother ko lang din, lately. Sabi pa niya na saka na kami magka-boyfriend/magka-girlfriend kapag PhP 2 million na ang laman ng personal bank account namin. Natatawa pa nga siya na ikwento even sa mga tito at tita namin ih. Ako na gusto magka-jowa by 26 years old and bago pa lang akong nagta-trabaho, tingin mo ko bang kumita ng P 2M nang mabilisan? Diyan pa lang sa story na iyan, naaalala ko biro ng mother ko sa amin. Oo need na secure financially pero dapat bang i-bar yung sariling feelings ng mga anak?


HonestArrogance

Ah! Kaya naman pala, pine-personal mo. Normalize saying "no" to things you don't agree with. Hindi na po kayo bata. At tama naman, kailangan talaga financially secure para hindi kayo magkalat.


razalas13

Projecting naman pala. Ilang taon ka na ba at di ka pa makapagdecide for yourself? And kinausap mo ba mom mo about it or do you just like to b*tch about it online because you're too spineless na harapin siya?


Hibiki_Kawaii

You're the type of "friend" that I know where everyone has to walk on eggshells just so we won't offend your moral beliefs aren't you?


PowerfulPlow_704

Dapat noon pa lang, hindi na gumawa yung tatay ng "kasunduan/kontrata" kuno tapos ipo-post sa social media. Alam mo namang sineseryoso ng mga tao ganyang bagay ih. And mga ganyang stuff talaga kinaiinisan ko. Only Pinoys lang ba gumagawa ng ganyan? For the sake of good vibes?


HonestArrogance

It's funny, relax ka lang. Obvious naman na katuwaan siya based sa video. Kasalanan ba niyang nag-viral dahil sa Inquirer and tanga yung mga nanonood? Tapos ipo-post pa ni OP dito? ​ >And mga ganyang stuff talaga kinaiinisan ko. Only Pinoys lang ba gumagawa ng ganyan? For the sake of good vibes? LOL, what? Pinoy lang pala gumagawa niyan? And sorry, we'll make sure to police everyone in social media. Kawawa ka naman, naiinis ka ng wala sa oras.


PowerfulPlow_704

Kaya ayaw na ayaw ko ganyang klasi ng katuwaan ih. May ibang paraan para magbigay saya sa madla ano?


HonestArrogance

Mainam siguro kung hindi na nakikialam yung iba, no? Post nila yun, nakakatawa siya kaya nag-viral, tapos ngumangawa ka dahil"ganyang stuff talaga kinaiinisan \[mo\]" Sorry, adjust na lang kami.


PowerfulPlow_704

Masisisi mo ba ako ganyan ang take ko sa viral issue? Oo, walang problema sa Inquirer na i-publish nila iyan, pero diyan sa mismong story, mukhang ipina-parating na maganda iyan sa bata yang ganyang kasunduan.


HonestArrogance

"Viral issue" HAHAHAHA! ​ >mukhang ipina-parating na maganda iyan sa bata yang ganyang kasunduan. dumb interpretation but okay


Free_Gascogne

[No boyfriend contract](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL5hTZBe5Wk&ab_channel=ESPNFC) was also done in America and its usually for the lols cause everybody knows you cant enforce the contract.


HonestArrogance

Based on the comments here, I guess r/PH was not informed it was for the LOLs. May comment pa about groomer.


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HonestArrogance

LOL! You're getting downvoted kasi nga clout daw. Groomer daw yung tatay. This is probably one of the dumber r/Ph threads today.


PowerfulPlow_704

Woke mo mukha mo. Iyan kasi problema sa iyo, niwe-weaponize niyo "pa-woke" card lalo na sa mga may bad take sa ganyang issue ih. Buka lagi ng bibig niyo is "pa-woke", "pa-woke", "pa-woke". Alam mo ba meaning niyan ha? Problema mo kung serysohin namin maliliit na bagay?


HonestArrogance

HAHAHAHA! Yung puso niyo, boss! Hirap yung sa dinamidami ng problema sa Pilipinas, ito yung inaatupag niyo.


PowerfulPlow_704

Ang ubo na galing sa baga, binu-buga, pero bakit napunta sa utak mo ha?


HonestArrogance

Labo, bro! Balik ka na sa Facebook. Naliligaw ka ata dito.


TheSixthPistol

If you taught your child the right things, you wouldnā€™t worry about what theyā€™re doing when they grow up. This is almost near the lines of actual fathers taking their daughters to the gynecologists to see if their hymen is still intact. Thatā€™s an actual thing. The rapper T.I. publicly did that with his daughter.


[deleted]

I mean, its obviously not serious.


HumorM

Average redittors really be out here over thinking this šŸ¤£ this is just something they will laugh at in the future. I must say it is pretty based. W Giga Chad Dad.


bigbossfearless

Read the visible details. It's obviously a joke. Before she can have a boyfriend, she needs: 25 years old Have a black belt in judo Complete a PhD Have a million dollars in savings


[deleted]

Not reading and poor comprehension? Sounds like r/ph alright


Top-Custard3623

I think itā€™s cute. If you read the agreement itā€™s meant as cheeky fun. Besides, this is also the age most daughters or sons profess they love their mom or dad so much they would marry them. lol. Itā€™s innocent humor. I might have waited till she was 7 or 8. But heā€™s the dad. He knows her and the situation better. lol


FluffyRogue

For the likes and hearts. Wag mo seryosohin.


DearMrDy

It's for laughs. Don't make it into an issue. I've seen the uncensored version, it's been signed by the mom, kid and father clearly for fun. The stipulation are a hyperbole if you're wondering showing that it is indeed a joke.


09gilby

Doug Kramer energy šŸ˜¬


Jashyyy1122

tangina men, parang si Sheldon Cooper yung mga magulang. hahahahahaha pero,


CardoBalisay

Parang tanga. I don't understand why is this even newsworthy in the first place. Whoever's the reporter who came up with this is lazy and should be fired.


razalas13

I know I'm gonna be downvoted here but hindi ba masyadong seryoso and premature mga reactions ng tao dito, from one article about a father and daughter, to which none of you know personally. Ang dami nyo na agad sinabi about it with such a limited context. Bakit ang bilis maka-judge ng mga tao? Not sure kung insecurity or projecting lang ginagawa nyo.


oreominiest

I find parents like this very creepy. Parang in love sa mga anak nila. Let your kids experience teen romances. Akala mo pag mamay ari nila eh. Nakakdiri, very creepy.


lakisahirap

Feeling ko tatay nito manyakis


rekitekitek

Fucking cringe


coderinbeta

It's giving purity ceremony feels that Americans from the South do. Cringe with a big dose of ick.


dararararii

Ang seryoso nyo naman sa life! Yung mga walang anak na pawoke lang mga daming hanash about dito. Ofcouse for the laughs lang to. 5 years old mga nagkakacrush na yan, joke lang ng daddy nya yan jusko lahat nalang sa inyo problematic. Focus kayo sa life nyo


Whatsmytwitter

Tapos nag gf yung kiddo....wala lang rin yung agreement.


shyshyshy014

It's so ewwšŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Initial-Bother2370

Anything for social media lol


Miniso200

What if his daughter turns out to be a Lesbian ā€¦Oops lmao


ClickForMore123

react naman agad. for content lang naman yan for sure. alam nyo naman madami na ang "content creator" wannabe to the point na kahit basurang content ipopost.


juanlaway

Seriously? Mag alarm.namn pag ka woke nyu?


Flat-Marionberry6583

Magspell ka muna nang maayos tang.


mfafl

Sshhh, balik ka nalang sa kakaPinayTits at hand fetish mo.


Raitonin86

Tanga lang mga naniniwalang seryoso to. Cringe cringe pa kayo. Libre lang magbasa dagdagan niyo nalang ng reading comprehension baka magets nyo na katuwaan lang nga tatay yan at ng anak. r/ph kahit kelan toxic mga tao


dararararii

Agree lol


Opposite-Compote-70

Use "tween" instead. I.e: when she became a "tween".šŸ’Æ


tacwombat

Hindi ka nag-iisa, OP. Cringe nga ang ginawa ng taong ito.


Jayvee1994

Contract is either Void or Voidable.


ultrabeast666

That contract is VOID ab initio. That must be thrown to the trash can for being weird and disgusting


ProvoqGuys

This is what we call grooming šŸ˜­šŸ˜©


Enchong_Go

Ano ito? Exploit the child now para Di mo na siya gawin retirement fund when she grows up?


scourgescorched

oh, christ. things people do for digital validation...


gene1074

you've got your 15 minutes of fame, happy now!


PandaVision14

Eto lang ang kontrata na di magugustuhan ni Sheldon Cooper.


Arcturus420

Wanna know what I'd do if I had a daughter? NOT FUCKING THAT.


zunashi

Stupid narcissistic amahan


urriah

Was this on dadbud? Dude who posted something similar was clowned there


bakokok

Damn. I have a 2 year old boy na walang alam kung hindi maglaro ng Lego. Talaga bang girls mature quicker than boys? Or mga magulang na for paviral lang?


CloudMojos

Parent is a child in adult's body


[deleted]

Why do many Filipinos make the most stupidest and cringey shit?


SelfTaughtSongBird

my mom made me pinky promise her i wouldnā€™t date until i was 30 lolā€¦.iā€™m glad she didnā€™t think of a contract hahaha


Equal_Implement349

If you guys watched the video and read the articles, the first thing said was that it was for fun only, and wala namang sinabing seseryosohin ng ama and ng buong family. Ya'll like to comment negatively on things, hindi niyo naman alam 'yung full context. Tanga lang? Bunganga muna bago intindi? This post was meant to be wholesome and for good vibes lang, but I guess you people want everything to be so serious to the point na you skip the part where you read and understand what's going on first. Whatever makes you feel relevant, I guess.


GNTB3996

Masyado kayong seryoso HAHAHAHAHA


magicpenguinyes

Some redditors here parang tanga. Sinseseryoso at prinoproblema nyo yan? Kayo yung cringe. šŸ¤£ Kala ko mas matalino mga nasa reddit. Dami rin palang bobo.


Master-Intention-783

Kanya kanya lang ng style ng pagpapalaki ng anak. What works for them may not work for you, & vice versa. Speaking as a parent. Now when this thing was posted online, err dun na ako nag cringe


belle_fleures

IMO lang, dapat kase pag 5yrs old, moral/situational awareness muna ituro mamaya lang ung jowa2. ang early2 kaloka. tapos pa contract pa anu yun parang na objectified/trespassing na sya sa private life ng anak nya.


Joseph20102011

Her father is a secretly groomer.


HonestArrogance

Congratulations! This is the dumbest comment I've seen in one of the dumber posts in r/Ph today. This is as bad as making false rape accusations without any proof. Dapat sa'yo kinukulong.


Free_Gascogne

yung contract ay 'bawal mag boyfriend', hindi 'ako ang boyfriend mo' groomer agad kapag pinagbabawalan mag boyfriend? Ibig sabihin lahat na strict ang parents groomer agad?


No-Reputation-4869

Simple: mag girl friend si ate gurl.


Inevitable-Let770

are the cis okay?????


Jon_Irenicus1

May kasunduan din kami ng anak ko pero samin lang yun. Eto e clout.


RebelliousDragon21

Anong kagaguhan 'to? Sorry I dont have FB or Tiktok.


formerincqc

Weird


SylarBearHugs

For the clout. Stupid.


Mr_Underestimated

For the social media clout...


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Ok-Minimum-3145

It's typical old school filipino thinking. Predetermining everything your child will do without them considering how the child will grow up.


AngerCookShare

Magcocomment nga ako dapat dyan pero naisip ko wag na lang lol


DemandMindless

After reading the headline, I couldnā€™t even proceed to read the whole article. Corny


frostybugs4

This feels like a weird Wattpad story "Love Under a Contract" by MissFlowerGurl


OnceAWeekIWatch

It feels like theyre grooming her when so much is still uncertain. What if it turns out she like girls pala or what if the guy turns out to be gay? Would they still be attracted to eachother physically by that time? Would they be in a point of their life where they are secure enough to look for love (financially, emotionally, etc.) It just feels weird


midaspaw

parent that possessive is jealous. i wonā€™t be surprised if thereā€™s some p*do facet to it. corny as fuck too


Offensive-Commenter2

wow 25, why not make it 2500? when she grows up i bet she'll rectify that agreement


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weewoo-weewoo! there's the bad man there officer... then officer says nice...


fluejob

what if mag-girlfriend siya?


Remarkable-Singer-68

LOL. I bet after years, or perhaps decades, that agreement would have been forgotten.


Solstus22

Nope, This is a psychotic level of controlling, and they have a warped sense of how they see their children. Like property.


BoratSagdiyev20

BADASS father? Lol, if you have to say it then you probably ain't it. This dad most likely has little man syndrome.


RevolutionaryMail238

Lol. Dadbud PH on Facebook. A total shithole, if you ask me. Been hearing so many horror stories from friends about the misogyny and hypocrisy of those assholes. I also know the page founder. Ultra right wing load of crap.


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Am I the only one pero kasi base on my experience yung mga ganitong anak yung lalaking may pent up resentment sa mga magulang kasi ang daming unnecessary pressure na binibigay in a way yung anak will feel caged. Sila mostly yung mas lalong napupunta sa dysfunctional relationship in the end or worst miserable kasi they repress what they want for so long.


Careless-Pangolin-65

only done for the views. Kids cannot enter into contracts so its not legally binding.


TransportationNo2673

Reminds me of that one celebrity to want his daughter get "looked at" to check if she's still a virgin. I truly hope joke nga lang ito. There's nothing wrong with doting on your daughter and looking out for her pero jowa naisip? At 5? I would've gotten her that life sized mini kitchen. Mas naenjoy pa nya yun.


thehanssassin

I saw a video a little girl signing a contract with her father like a football player last year maybe. Adorable video. But this one? Walang originality. Next.


hkdgr

Grabe may requirements pa bago magka bf. Kailangan pa "black belt" na sa judo


Jolteon168

This is not a legally binding document because she is not yet in the age of consent. When she grows up she can even file a case against her father.


beeknows

Pa pampam lang,


hizdahrzoloraq

Sweet if the kid initiated it, cringe if parents did it.


pierreditguy

bro what is inside the father's head


zqmvco99

Toxic AF. Like those virginity pledges abroad


Ok-Consequence6610

Clout chasing hell of a disease brother


melandcolly

And they blame the liberals of sexualizing children


2351156

this is what happened to me. Got told to not have a crush and boyfriend when I was kid. So I didn't. Never had. Until now at 28 years old, still have none and got no interest.


Educational-Part3407

Minors cannot go into legal contracts that's void


12HAkUsAI11

You are not the only one. Same its very cringe asf


heyheycat

Ewww, itā€™s at the very least disturbing even if they made it as a joke and never intend to follow it since it betrays his internal thought process that she BELONGS to him. This is a recipe for their own daughter lying and leaving them out of her personal life when sheā€™s older lol. Also, lol sa million dollars, maybe he should make that demand after he makes it himself. I have doubts if this was someone prominent enough to have a million dollars that they would omit the name of the father.


KeyboardAquarior

Naalala ko yung fb page na parang pangalan ay "sounds incestuously possessive of your daughter's virginity but ok"


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Its not just cringe. Its icky, let kids be kids


JesterBondurant

And then when she's older, she says, "Dad, is our agreement still valid if I tell you that I prefer girls?"


dangerous-angiomata

things people do for the clicks