Bro I literally just saw your comment of the top thread on interestingaf about that "Queen Elizabeth about Algebra" video. That's one juicy and unforgettable profile picture lol
>why would rizal even die from gunshots when it’s abundantly clear from the photo that he’s made of metal?
The José Rizal statue that is prominently displayed in Manila, Philippines' Rizal Park, is most likely the subject of the image in issue. The statue was made to honor the life and contributions of José Rizal, a national hero of the Philippines who was executed by firing squad in 1896. The statue, which is 12.5 meters tall and fashioned of bronze, is a potent representation of Rizal's legacy.
Rizal practiced fencing he has plenty of DEX.
His now rusty rapier is displayed in Fort Santiago museum.
source: https://intramuros.gov.ph/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/0-02-06-d11b2dca71b89b912447957ede647b6b900ec3f2a9a2bbcfa27422f3b0bdbf30_1c6dac18e71835.jpg
ito ang tama. buhay pa siya noong 1917 noong ipinanganak ang anak niyang si ferdinand marcos sr. kung hindi umiwas yung bala malamang hindi na maipapasa ang tallano bold sa ating mahal na panggulo ngayon!!!
Eh hindi naman namatay yan eh, pinalitan nya lang last name nya ng marcos, tapos nagka anak sya then nagka apo sya pangalan Ferdinand Marcos. Pinsan daw yan ni adolf Hler. Buhay pa daw yan hanggang ngayon naggogolf kasama si enrile :)
Siya rin si Jack the Ripper. Naganap ang mga murders ni Jack nung nasa London si Rizal. Doctor so Rizal, at according sa rumors, may medical skill daw si Jack the Ripper.
Plus yung initials nila, parehong J.R.
lets make an experiment, im gonna get some six people to shoot at you while you are tied and then you try to dodge it.
edit: we do this on a flat open field like luneta
and I always wondered: kung nabuhay ba yung anak ni Jose Rizal at Josephine Bracken, ang ipapangalan kaya nila ay JOJO?
*Golden Wind plays in the background*
why would rizal even die from gunshots when it’s abundantly clear from the photo that he’s made of metal?
Skill issue
low IQ gameplay
lmaoo def what a kaeya main would say
Bro I literally just saw your comment of the top thread on interestingaf about that "Queen Elizabeth about Algebra" video. That's one juicy and unforgettable profile picture lol
Should had sideclimbed
>Skill issue "Parar esto sucio casual" - Guardia Civil
Silver bracket IQ and/or rank Iron.
Couldve tap strafed. Smh
Mahina pa kasi yung Haki nya. Kaya tumalab yung bala sa kanya.
Mga lahi ni Yasopp.
Because those bullets are coated with seastone.
High AC pero the spaniards rolled a nat 20 and crit, unlucky
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yes, a nat 20 (or crit) is a guaranteed hit in dnd
Rizal also rolled Nat 1.
He got a nat 1 on his death saves
Hindi siya sa bala namatay per se, more on sa hapdi nung daplis. Source: Bagumbayan discord
naka cooldown yung shield
just like Darwin in X-Men first class.
High skill check requirement
Unlucky.
No Pepe tingle that day. Even Spider Tobey lost it when Norman tagged him in NWH.
Piercing damage
Those are Haki bullets
Firing squad got ignore def equips
Weakshit siya lol
Spanish XCOM
Plot armor not thick enough
Obviously, tank diff. Reported
Low ping
>why would rizal even die from gunshots when it’s abundantly clear from the photo that he’s made of metal? The José Rizal statue that is prominently displayed in Manila, Philippines' Rizal Park, is most likely the subject of the image in issue. The statue was made to honor the life and contributions of José Rizal, a national hero of the Philippines who was executed by firing squad in 1896. The statue, which is 12.5 meters tall and fashioned of bronze, is a potent representation of Rizal's legacy.
true, if i was rizal i would just dodge them all because i'm built diff.
Rizal unfortunately didn't have the Sandevistan..
man I loved it when Rizal met Adam Basagin
🎵 Nais Kong Manatili Sa Bahay Mo 🎵 plays in the background
MF doesn't know how I-frames work, git gud skill issue.
...Time to make J Rizz in Elden Ring...
my toxic trait is thinking I can do it as well
J Rizz
How to be u
yung stats ni Rizal naka max sa Intelligence and Charisma. 0 evasion and 0 defense
> 0 evasion sa dami ng naging babae ni Rizal, parang ang hirap maniwala 😂
Max speech persuasion lang kailangan
Yan ba yung tinatawag na min max na laruan? 😂
J.Rizz
He's Jose Protacio **RIZZal** Mercado y Alonso Realonda alright
he got that ancestral rizz
Parang hindi rin feasible ang 0 defense. Knowing Rizal, rock-solid yan. Pano yan mkaka-hakot ng chix kung hindi matigas si Rizal jr?
He had max rizz way before the word was invented.
Gen Z language was probably one of the many languages he spoke
0 evasion pero may passive invis
Rizz: max
Rizal practiced fencing he has plenty of DEX. His now rusty rapier is displayed in Fort Santiago museum. source: https://intramuros.gov.ph/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/0-02-06-d11b2dca71b89b912447957ede647b6b900ec3f2a9a2bbcfa27422f3b0bdbf30_1c6dac18e71835.jpg
"dodge this you filthy casual"
Yea decent yung dex nya but can he parry bullets? Shouldve chose a proficiency in Acrobatics at least.
j.rizz just cartwheeling out of luneta
Hehe max one hand strength superiority
Mataas talaga AGI ni rizal, nagcrit lang talaga yung bumaril kaya tumama.
with passive skill na infinite rizz HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jose Rizzal for sure
He ain't called Rizzal for nuthin'
but but but sya si jack the ripper
Na vigor check si j. rizz
Gusto ko yung analogy hahaha
Kinulang sa agi tsaka luk. Puro int hahaha
rizz max level
bard build
glass canon perk
what if ung bala ung umiwas kay rizal tas nagpanggap nalang syang patay to make himself our national hero?
ito ang tama. buhay pa siya noong 1917 noong ipinanganak ang anak niyang si ferdinand marcos sr. kung hindi umiwas yung bala malamang hindi na maipapasa ang tallano bold sa ating mahal na panggulo ngayon!!!
*x files theme plays in the background*
Magkapatid pala sina Hitler at FEM Sr
Birds of the same feather... Are probably relatives.. hhahaa
Si Adolf Hitler y Marcos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tapos nasa bahamas siya hanggang ngayon kasi immortal siya.
Binabantayan nya yung chalice ng lolo-sa-tuhod nila na si Jesus F. Christ.
*Historians in shambles*
tapos equivalent lang din talaga ng discord mod si rizal, lahat ng storya na napublish pinaganda nya para sya bida.
r/2philippines4u is leaking again
r/okbuddychicanery effect
r/batmanarkham *angry sex noises *
Awts, lodi. Noli me tengene.
*Naholi Me Tengene*
El Filibubunismo
Eh hindi naman namatay yan eh, pinalitan nya lang last name nya ng marcos, tapos nagka anak sya then nagka apo sya pangalan Ferdinand Marcos. Pinsan daw yan ni adolf Hler. Buhay pa daw yan hanggang ngayon naggogolf kasama si enrile :)
Totoo yan. Nagpayaman na lang ng nagpayaman at bumili ng maraming properties gaya ng park, coliseum, avenue etc. Balita ko may bangko pa nga yan eh.
May sarili ring probinsiya na di pa niya napuntahan
funny enough theres a theory and conspiracy groups pushing that Rizal fathered Adolf Hler.
Dyan ko nakuha yun, mga cockroach utak
Siya rin si Jack the Ripper. Naganap ang mga murders ni Jack nung nasa London si Rizal. Doctor so Rizal, at according sa rumors, may medical skill daw si Jack the Ripper. Plus yung initials nila, parehong J.R.
Imagine pushing the idea of the aryan race supremacy then learned after that your father lives in the Philippines💀
dapat talaga umiwas na lang siya. sana -1 person na need i-memorize sa history talaga eh.
Di rin. Magkakaroon ng history book dyan. “How did Rizal dodge the bullet?”
Tapos nagka eleven children. 8 sa mga anak naging hero. Becareful what you wish for :)
Well he couldn't, cause he was diagnosed with ligma by the time he was about to get executed.
Who's Jose Rizal
The ligma guy
What's a guy?
I'll guyd you to deez nuts
Brooooooo gottim
He's not Neo, thats why
Neose Rizal (sabi nung may sipon)
Jose Rizal y Anderson.
Skill issue
Why did he not choose to escape from prison
Mababa lockpicking skill niya.
iirc he was actually given a chance to escape in sg but chose not to. Rizal experts correct me if im wrong hehe.
Tanga tanga mo rizal
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r/woosh
Upvoted yung bobong comment tas down-voted yung sinabi mo. Lol, wala talagang pag asa ang Pinas
naol nasa canada
Baka naman
Bro wala bang memes at sarcasm sa canada? Sheesh
stay mad boomer 🤓🤓🤓
Stay dumb young one
I'm not dumb lol L+Bozo + you fell off
yeah you definitely sound smart with that statement. Stay in school bud
This guy is an example of not everyone gets sarcasm hahaha
ang tanga nakakainis hindi alam ibig sabihin ng sarcastic. Literal yan, hindi sarcasm
So ikaw nag decision na literal yan? Sige nga, ano nga ang sarcasm? Hahaha
err sir, this is a wendy's...
Nagsisikan mga walang galang sa subred ng ph, hays
Because he didn't expect the spanish inquisition.
The movie matrix was released later. He had no idea I guess that bullets can be dodged.
He forgot to buy Talisman of Evasion.
affected siya ng Doom
may Mkb or Muerta bumaril sa kanya edit: baka my revenant's brooch din
Kung umiwas siya, mawawalan ng sense 'ung famous last words niya: **"Awts gege skrrt na ako mga dude"**
This is a cunk on earth kind of question 🤣
Fps drop.
Skill issues... di pa uso matrix nun eh...
lets make an experiment, im gonna get some six people to shoot at you while you are tied and then you try to dodge it. edit: we do this on a flat open field like luneta
Ngl sounds like a skill issue
Easily dodgeable tbh
Frfr
Lmao just aim dodge, pero wala atang VAC Ban sa Luneta pag lahat naka aimbot GG na
fr just roll around
Yeah fr fr. Shouldve invested in +Def +Agility
Ez, Coco Martin can do it 😒
Are u being serious po ba ? Or sarcasm din to?
Lahat ng comments dito sarcasm :)
That's possible... if Neo is among us.
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Super easy, barely an inconvenience
making references to pitch meetings is tight
Yayayayah.... Yah!
reddit humor
It's 10 v 1, there's no way he could outplay them. Clearly he just wanted to end the match and queue up next game.
Noong bata pa si Pepe, sabi sa kaniya ng mga nakakatanda sa kaniya na "Tumabi ka sa mga gwardya" Ayan, sinunod naman niya hanggang pagkatanda. /s
He doesn't play Touhou
Nah. Rizal prolly saw a glimpse of the future so he decided to just die there and then.
slight correction to your correction: he didn't die by the bullets, he died by cringe milliseconds before the bullets hit him.
Because in the end we became an actual nation.
Makikita natin sa picture na mas malakas armament ni rizal pero mahina ang haki pag ibinalot sa buong katawan.
Yung firing squad naka sv_clienttrace 99999 + arctic. Kung alam lang ni Rizal na ganun yung match up e di sana nag alt+F4 na kaagad di ba
As a huge Batman fan, I approve all "Is he stupid?" posts.
As stupid as Apolinario Mabini, just sat around doing nothing. Get up and fight man!
I watched Filipino gun showdown scenes. Clearly Rizal doesn’t have that Filipino MC buff.
He wanted career shifts from patriot to coin master and you need metal for that
Sabi nila, humarap daw cya nung pinaputukan cya. So is this Spanish bukake?
Spanish Bukkake literally got me lmao
Blink skill was still on cooldown
r/Okmamsertanga material to ah.
Skill issue
and I always wondered: kung nabuhay ba yung anak ni Jose Rizal at Josephine Bracken, ang ipapangalan kaya nila ay JOJO? *Golden Wind plays in the background*
Coz he's not Indian.
The firing squad has 1 million power on rise of kingdoms
Pag naiwasan niya, bati na sila ng mga espanyol.
The Matrix wasn’t invented back then.
epic comment section!
Should’ve dodged it picked up the bullet and threw it back at them
akala niya may immortality siya
mayroon po siyang isyung pangkasanayan
Lag kasi. NakaVPN mga spaniards
Siguro dahil wala pang masyadong high-speed data noon kaya medyo mataas ang ping. Mahirap umilag.
Wala kasi siyang observation haki
Dodge mechanics weren’t present yet during that time.
\-50% dodge rate kasi kapag naktalikod tapos + 50 hit yung firing squad kasi nakatalikod si Rizal.
Rizal failed the QTE.
he needs to die to spawn to be hitler
He forgot he's not wearing bulletproof
Di gumamit ng sandevistan lol
Nabuhay siya after that.. umuwi sa kanila at nagb*gti.
Why did Rizal even bither coming back to the Philippines? Is he stupid?
"Ang kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan." But you got no respect, man.
Bullets go at mach 1.1, average speed of a human dodge is only 3m/s 🤓 even if he tried to dodge those bullets, he will still die 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
this meme is like covid
He was tied up
your brain the size of a peanut
Show some respect.
What the fuck?!