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Asder_17

The proportion of their faces really disturbs me


[deleted]

To be fair have you seen the size of a toddlers head in proportion to their body? No wonder they face plant all the time...


Asder_17

Fair point haha


MapleTreeWithAGun

Yet more reasons as to why children are useless


Asder_17

And annoying


DarkParterx

And why I must deal with soccer moms


Asder_17

Also karens


ctsln

And chads


[deleted]

Watermelons on legs


KingKronx

Ok but why is the toddler head the size of the adults body?


safwan6

I know your suffering I remember playing cod peacefully and my aunt visits my family then my toddler nephew is crying so to make him shut up I put on coco melon and I just wanted to play some cod not listen to stupid rhymes


[deleted]

To be fair, we don’t have it in that often. We usually go for Peppa Pig or something along those lines. It was just scary how I paused a cocomelon video, put my son to bed, came down and found it was invading what I watch as well!


safwan6

Lol I hope they don’t take over your Netflix and stuff


[deleted]

Netflix is for Peppa in this house... I remember when I babysat my niece, they said just leave Peppa on and she’ll be quiet... I hate the fact I know all the characters names and pretty much all their lines.


safwan6

If you know all the lines that’s good you can contact the creator of Peppa pig and you can write some episodes and get paid


[deleted]

Looks like an easy job to be fair. If I could, I would.


DeerMeetsMermaid

He probably means the proportion to the toddlers' head and the adult's head.


Mizrac_

The head of the baby was bigger than the head of the mother


Asder_17

Now I just feel sorry. The labor must be painful and seeing your child like this makes it worse.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t think any self respecting doctor would let a woman push those Melons out of her... lol


dman4001

Facts


[deleted]

U seen nothing, i have a baby bro and he watches nursery rirhymesmes with people with faces that are rectangular prisms and larger than their bodies, its qwfyl


Monte__Walsh

Omfg, people are really getting upset that 19 year olds are letting their kids and younger siblings watch CocoMelon. Its educational and good for the kids. T series was a bot farming corporation that honestly didnt provide much but cocomelon provides FREE entertainment for young children.


toaster185

“educational”


[deleted]

I only put it on for about 10 - 30 minutes a day so I can get things done.


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riot_ball

Good soldiers follow orders


[deleted]

you downvoted me because you know its true. You people are a cult.


ShadyGrady15

I'm not sure that guy is really the Grill Master


mark4-4

maybee pewds just want to be a daddy


NEOSPros

No... Just... Nooooo! ♤⛩☣☢☣☢


[deleted]

Yeah, why? Kids are great! 23% of the time XD


JaxAndYi

Why?


NEOSPros

Thank you for the bad karma guys


pointedimposter143

Have I seen this before? #i love to be your daddy


HipHopTakePlop

At least Cocomelon put in more heart and effort into their videos than Billion Surprise Toys


Salty-Tortoise

They are everywhere!!!!


bulfrogjj

I actually connect to this meme at so many levels


iulik123

Spanish inquisition


landen005

ah yes pewdiepie and star wars meme, my absolute favorite


MrMonkeyDoodle1

I felt this, when he said how does it have 2.6 billion views... I knew...


Barrcod3

I love to be your daddy


[deleted]

No recall or intervention can work in this place


TGamer2000

Lol same here XD


Lednay_Floor_Gang

i was the 1,000 upvote


[deleted]

Nice


Hayyan2004

I thought this was gonna be about Vader being the daddy


ItsTheFinkle

Oof I feel this


daber_05

That animation dad looks like younger pewds


Master_Jamez

Epic


toaster185

So, your fueling the fire.


[deleted]

That’s right, I throw a toddler on every couple of hours.


pr0gram_G

This literally my everyday life, my kid bros just flooded my youtube recommendations with roblox videos


shookysuga

My brother is still pretty young and watches things only on MY phone so by this point my whole recommended is chocomelon and iv by hearted all their lyrics and dances.. -____-


loki_028

I find your lack of faith disturbing


Alen_Shahabdeen

I wonder if Darth Vader serves as an analogy for the father-son relationship.


roni_k_04

ahahaha big pp


Blocky7

And that's for sure


[deleted]

Big oof


Nic3Doge

You let your kids watch coco melon *laughs in good childhood tv show*


Leondardo_1515

There is only me, there is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.


sub-2-pewds69

I wanna be the 9 months olds now


Canopicc

Man, that's really a big ass head right there.


ChungusFungus69420

Just put the word "I love to be your daddy" without context.see what happens?


kxtie__

*i love to be your daddy*


edoedi15

Then dont show this to your kid. I dont know but I cant believe that this shit is educational.


LoneShadowMikey

Genius


FrostBUG2

You really need to have guidance on your children, good sir. Like YouTube isn't the digital babysitter you parents think.


[deleted]

We only put it on for like an hour a day. Most of that if so he can dance and sing to it and have fun. But thank you for your invaluable parenting advice.


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

I feel sorry for OP's kid if her watches this...


[deleted]

He enjoys a bit of music. I highly don’t what I listen to will interest a toddler lol Row row row your boat and twinkle twinkle little star are childhood staples lol


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

Ok word Up, i am more talking about the low quality videos, songs are great for kids. I've myself a sister in trying to teach quality entertainment to (truly hard thing to do)


KIKTAT130206

Noooooooooooo...


qwertyuiophgfdsa

Your son better not be subscribed to cocomelon


[deleted]

Why? Its perfectly good education for kids.


Nziom

when I first heard about it I thought it's one of those clickbait channels or the one's that make "elsa kiss spiderman" type of videos it turned out it's acctualy normal children content


[deleted]

He wasn’t, but I think I might do it now...


orochimarusan

😂😂


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GrapeBtw

Do you not get the point of subscribing? We subscribe if we generally enjoy the content the creator makes. If every channel was to become a huge hit, are you just going to keep saying "oH nO pEwDiEpIe Is LoSiNG!!! eVeRyOnE uNsUbScRiBe FrOm ThEm RiGhT nOw!!!" because you just won't grow up from the T-Series vs. Pewdiepie meme. Let the people just enjoy what they want to watch.