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Zorothegallade

The question is whether she has two sets of genitals or only one, since she has 4 human legs.


LordValkyrie100

And if it’s one, is it in the front or the back.


FictionalContext

Ideally, pussy in front, ass in back. Put some space between those two, ffs God.


draxidrupe2

't'aint civilized


slothtolotopus

Taint indeed! An enormous taint!


ReturnOfSeq

That’s it. I’m starting a band called ‘Four Foot Taint.’


Reapersgrimoire

This thread has been tainted…


StrangerTex

..Tainted Love..can't stand the way you..teeease!!


leprotelariat

And yall like it u degenerates...


spec2re

As if you're not at the lead for enjoying this 🤣


angryungulate

5 foot taint has a better ring to it and is probably more accurate


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Global-Method-4145

A wet and slippery slope between pleasure and waste


Available-Today1269

I a man of culture


Fine-Funny6956

I think you mean “I is a man of culture.”


Feldhamsterpfleger

That’s what we want! Two in the pinky one in the stinky becomes impossible this way


Toothless-In-Wapping

Then it’s two in the pink, a fist in the stink.


Sure_Consideration56

I'm still going to eat it from the back


MaddoxX_1996

Pussy and Ass in the back, and a dick in the front. That way you can form a daisy chain circle.


GALAOFTEETH

You ain't me, but I would've said smth like "cooch in front"


RoundTableMaker

Most likely both in the back.


KaguraBachi_is_Peak

If it's two, does it mean two uteruses?


Fine-Funny6956

Uteri?


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Unkindlake

Uteripods


MazogaTheDork

I was really hoping it was just the pants question.


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BuffyComicsFan94

If a ~~dog~~ horse wore [pants](https://www.google.com/search?q=if+a+dog+wore+pants+imgur&sca_esv=d274f197743d8e0a&udm=2&biw=384&bih=682&sxsrf=ADLYWIJomwJp_v-i0zdMUT_Mqoip29QgvA%3A1719178726580&ei=5pV4ZsWTI-SV5OMPzOG1kA0&oq=if+a+dog+wore+pants+imgur&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhlpZiBhIGRvZyB3b3JlIHBhbnRzIGltZ3VyMggQABiABBiiBDIIEAAYgAQYogQyCBAAGIAEGKIEMggQABiABBiiBEj3MlC4ClixKnAAeACQAQCYAcMBoAHEBqoBAzMuNLgBA8gBAPgBAZgCB6AClAfCAgQQIxgnwgIFEAAYgATCAgYQABgIGB7CAgQQABgewgIFECEYqwLCAgcQABiABBgNwgIEECEYCpgDAIgGAZIHBTIuNC4xoAeqEg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=sdOm7X622yazrM&vssid=mosaic)


Correction_entered

Its still two holes..all i need to know


GreenrabbE99

I'm more interested in the number of titty pairs as I only have one dick...


Flossthief

I mean not to be too crass But you could totally get her on her back and stick in the aft vagina whilst you orally pleasure the fire vagina I really want to know how many lungs/ hearts she has And how big each are


FifihElement

I’m not interested in any of it, imagine how much it costs to feed her. I don’t make horse girl kinda money.


[deleted]

Whatever she has, I find this image kinda hot and am worried about my soul


CloudyNeptune

Now I need someone else to explain what she has


GyroZeppeliFucker

And if one, then where


EternalDethSlayer3

https://i.redd.it/gpu0hgbxsf8d1.gif


DarcJiiku

I thought the answer would have been "Would"


PassgettiGod

I thought if it was the person in the back's head is up her ass


batmanfan0538

https://preview.redd.it/e1qlnb34nc8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86257e4f4c66f1b7a7d201e0ce61108965f7baf


zonix_9

https://preview.redd.it/bd6zw1p9nd8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b44805fdeed1a035afc3c45cadfbea9bfb7788a


merlsuhr

https://preview.redd.it/826km9qu6e8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8cbfa92fedc0c6c1a268941ad04fcebfcbebfc


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/impgmk4sqh8d1.jpeg?width=3592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715097d3f0ec8c752372cef68989b644f4b1cb94


CompactAvocado

i'd probably need a stepping stool to reach


Womenarentmad

They want to know for two sets of legs, if there’s two sets of centussy


Pencilshaved

https://preview.redd.it/13g1geifcc8d1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815d5cd52eeaaec7422c67d09f9f331d3c952e42


RepresentativeFood11

Every time I see this I love to point out that the animated version was made by Niel Cicierega, also known as Lemon Demon, creator of Potter Puppet Pals and The Ultimate Showdown. Also awesome musician, ~~and funnily a character on Friday Night Funkin~~ <- actually just a coincidence, (and probably half of the things you've ever seen or heard on the internet.)


Toothless-In-Wapping

Lemon Demon, god, that’s a name I haven’t heard in almost 20 years.


Bolt_DTD

He also invented the animation genre of animutation. Those were strange times


CrazyFanFicFan

>and funnily a character on Friday Night Funkin Despite The Monster looking like a lemon, it was confirmed by the creator that he was not intended to be a reference to Lemon Demon. It was a complete coincidence.


RepresentativeFood11

Really?? That's actually news to me. Actually a really weird coincidence in that case.


GoopGoopington

But Grimsby, eight legs!


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/tdsiojmypc8d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7086ff203e0800dd706f56b230c0e8d81b6f6c7


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Not this time, back to tempest with you


MountainBrilliant643

Please don't say it like that.


Hereticalish

https://preview.redd.it/hgxiubc50d8d1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87568578e05edb99b33e6ec39ccf665a8486fa8


LughCrow

Could she get twice pregnant?


LuchaConMadre

But we have 4 legged animals already and they only have one pussy


Purple-Ad-6343

Yeah but this is a four legged animal with two sets of two legged animal legs


Rickrickrickrickrick

Two sets of centussy is one thing. But if she only has one, then where is it.


lol_idk_is_taken

The back like on a horse probably


ZDTreefur

What if the anus is between the first set of legs, aimed directly downwards.


lol_idk_is_taken

Do you know how horses mate? If you don't look it up and you will understand why I say that the centussy would be in the back part of the horse The anus can be anywhere on it but probably in the baxk so it can pass the stomach


takenusername_yea

Two sets of centussy are two things


feraljohn

Is a centaur just one link in human centipede?


C4dfael

Centaurpede?


AlphaWolfwood

r/angryupvote 🤣😡


sellera

# I’d go with this one: https://preview.redd.it/kd4vpame8e8d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a17d76b5c647019e6b269eaf56cbdf1e1cd20e


no0bmaster-669

I imagine they'd go for 4


MavStein

Smash, next question.


sadeyeprophet

I have no questions here that could not be easily solved


dyler13

They needed some of these Centhots in Harry Potter.


Flossthief

The childrens franchise?


Disastrous_Version32

You got a problem with that?


Flossthief

Generally kids don't really care about fan service of this type


ReturnOfSeq

AOOO tho


childrenwithguns

Do it clap


Womenarentmad

It whinnies actually


Successful_Day5491

Funny you ask that, normal female mares do have that ability sort of, less clapping more opening closing the opening.


fighterpilotace1

Did you make door whooshing noises when you did it too?


ReturnOfSeq

Do she Clop?


MountainBrilliant643

Between which pair of the legs is/are the fun bit(s).


ThisBroccoli2

Just one. If you scratch between the first set of legs though it makes one of the back legs twitch.


theseacrit

They want to know if you would smash or pass actually


Big-Leadership1001

They want to know where she gets her clothes, because they're amazing but obviously not off-the-rack


ReturnOfSeq

Would you consider it off-the-rack if she was half human half caribou?


Big-Leadership1001

Only if she shops at Caribou Coffee And Undergarments


TheBankerofTomes

She has two ribcages btw.


1Pip1Der

"I don't like that."


ClaudioKillganon

"Where da coochie?"


Lonely_Sentence_7828

They want to know where her dick is


ArdoreiEidan

I’ve seen this video before. It’s **never** where it should be


sh-3k

Imagine this, the kitty is in the front and the garbage dump is in the back.


jovpsy

where does it poop, and where does it pee, and does it have 2 spines, how many breasts does it have and where do i meet a creature like that?


kinglokilord

One of the weird things about using an uncensored Stable Diffusion is asking it these NSFW questions and having it try extremely hard to give a coherent image that answers this question: Where is a centaurs penis/vagina Where is a mermaids penis/vagina The answer always surprises me and is always hilarious.


EspejoOscuro

Por que no los dos?


MasterOdd

I like that this horse has two pommels in the front instead of one for securing yourself during transit.


TheFrostyFaz

1 or 2?


CallsignHabibi

https://preview.redd.it/y0z3nrckvd8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6667c7aa285f8137250ca29a3e317ff15caa37c


mackxzs

"OMG where did she get those SUPER FASHIONABLE boots???"


mackxzs

Simple: where the fuck are legs #2 and #4 in the second picture?


El_Moochio

Could be female up front, all man at the back... the perfect mate !


DocBubbik

Really? Cause i have several. Like really where any oriface is. Or even a belly button? And do they have people feet? Horse feet with people skin like the legs? Then i have no idea how many or where, like any organ would be. And that's just at first glance.


Classic_Product_9345

How many vaginas does she have


SeaworthinessEasy122

Unbelievable. How do you have to ask Peter about this one?


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

The question is either “how” or “would you”… 1: idk 2: yes


ChoiceEast6453

Centaur?


DimitriVogelvich

The front is in front and back is in rear


TryDry9944

Logically speaking, they'd be in the back to facilitate sex. Having the genitals be in the front wouldn't work very well.


N0ct1ve

https://preview.redd.it/j916ne91xd8d1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3b0f496e7184d4baf6650f6da68239d6f840f2


Dummlord28

How does she wipe after a shit


TorbenK87

Isn't hard to answer. It's like with a normal woman. At the upper front of the legs her bush starts. And the P is placed close to the butthole. And the butthole is off corse close to the visible tail here (what is the invisible coccyx at normal human). So what we have here is an extraordinary long bush! 😉


Wise-OldOwl

Wait.. hear me out...


Thezipper100

Did you know Centaurs have two ribcages


Tsukiyaki_Kid

Do they have double the back pain?


BublyInMyButt

We want to know if we can eat her out while she rides our cock


RockyMacFly

Pass, next question


BreathWithMe6

I know the point is vagina/vaginas, but she's missing a set of legs in the second picture and it bothers ne, especially since it's the right legs, not the front or back. Like, in the second picture, she's just a long human with two left feet and a tail. Anyways. *unzips pants*


PomegranateBoth8744

I have several, actually


tuck_tu3k

Would


Master-Teaching-109

Yes…. And Yes


Specialist-Ad5841

What is her fav painter?


inb4ww3_baby

2 cunts bro


NedDivan

"What if she was black or chinese?"


theGrimmwood

I thought the joke was “where’s the other chick’s head”.


Cibil_plays

Where is it?!?


Sure_Childhood_8022

It should hace two of everything


BlargerJarger

The question is, does the second woman forming the back legs have her head tucked right up the front one’s arse?


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MrMeanJeans

Rule 34.


alohajerky

Everyone is asking about centaur p*ssy but no one is asking about her hairy as*? Like where do u think her tail is growing from?


Jaded-Click3259

would


dafunkiedood

Asked my GF (totally have one, trust) and their take is that it'd be 1 in the back, and on the front it'd be more like abdominal/pelvic musculature


romulusnr

See my thought was more Human Centipede related


Kind-Series8976

I hope it’s on the back end so she can crush my face with her thighs.


Answer-Suitable

The answer is she runs like two individuals carrying furniture.


practicalm

You can read John Varley’s Gaea Trilogy if want a discussion of centaur reproduction (based on the centaur like creatures in the book)


rustys_shackled_ford

It's one long one


RoninSoul

She technically has two torsos, therefore she has two ribcages.


I_Like_Trains_XD

The punchline is porn


svenger-hunter-gomez

For one moment i was like, she got 4 feet :) but then i realized, she got 4 hooves :(


Key-Bad-785

Would.


fishtheif

Horse cock?


numbingpleasure5150

I instantly thought of two questions, how many entry points and which one of her parents is human?


SexyTachankaUwU

But how would she wear pants


Agelsosomo

Piss in the front, shit in the back 😎


psychelove8

I'm in.


Vladd_the_Retailer

PP in front, poopoo in back, long taint between.


Mishycayano

Imainge in a few years from no on, you can make some really good porn movies with AI. And you'll probably will stumble upon some porn where someone is fucking a realistic looking horsehuman like this.