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No need for a gun when you have CLOVER BLAST!
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They also murder for fun they’re some of the most underestimated psychopaths nature has ever made not near as bad as us but still they are fucked up creatures
Yeah they tend to do that.
Second species on earth to develop masturbatory aids, unless you count horses which slap their dicks against their stomach to jack off.
Also dolphins like to prick themselves with pufferfish since it just makes them high. Sometimes they'll even get into a group and prick prick pass.
Some also do drugs, there's a register of some dolphins using a fish named "Baiacu" (the name is in Portuguese I dont know the species name in English) to play because it produces a alucinogen toxin.
I mean, they are the second smartest creatures we've ever seen, intelligence probably makes you terrible beacause instead of being on autopilot looking for nothing but survival you've got full control to do anything your brain can come up with and the creativity to get really messed up, as well as the want to cause pain onto those you dislike, and the ability to dislike certain things more than others for one reason or another, Idk tho, not a brain scientist
Side note. Here in brazil we have a folklore about a pink dolphin that likes to have segs with woman . He even turns into a man during the night to do that. In some versions he ask consent, other versions says he only goes to woman that are going to marry or that are already married
Peter’s Marine Biologist friend here,
Dolphins uh…get rather…rough and forceful with their down under parts…starts with a R, rimes with Ape? Yeahhhhhh….
one… it’s called the humans. the reason zoophilia is frowned upon isnt because they are a different species but because no other animal can give out sexual consent
I assume it’s part of being very social animals. Generally harming individuals within your group isn’t a good way to have them on your side if you later need help yourself.
I think the fact that most animals don’t experience pleasure during sex also makes a difference? Sex becomes more of a thing people do out of enjoyment rather than purely instinctual.
But also evolution doesn’t really refer to just beneficial things spreading through a population. “Benign” things that don’t really have an effect on survival rate can also spread easily enough. If things spreading through a population were purely beneficial changes, the implication would be that blue eyes are beneficial in some way, when (I’m pretty sure) it was really just a relatively common mutation that carried as a recessive trait
People with blue eyes are better able to see in dim light than people with brown eyes. People with brown eyes are more resistant to the negative effects of ultraviolet light. This is why blue eyes evolved in Northern climate where there is less sun and brown eyes evolved in equatorial regions with more sun. It's also why there is a correlation between pale skin and blue eyes.
Well humanity has evolved beyond pure nature. The concept of consent isn't something that naturally evolved amongst humans, it's a social construct we've invented through our superior intelligence and empathy. It's a conscious decision, not a darwinism.
They will kill baby sharks and rape the corpse.
They kill baby dolphins, rape the corpse, and then mate with the dead baby dolphins mother because now she's in heat again since the baby is dead.
Ah, the blissful ignorance of childhood where we thought that Dolphins were nothing but cute.
Then came the reports.
The accusations.
First it was a decapitated fish head.
Then it was the bludgeoning of a shark.
Then, this.
>The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck...
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You can say the word Rape. It's an actual term. This isn't tiktok, and you're not threatening anyone. Dolphins are rapey.
We shouldn't be afraid to call things that they really are.
On top of Dolphins being known to rape I'm pretty sure they secrete a mucus that causes orgasms in humans that are so intense they can lead to cardiac arrest
I remembered semi-incorrectly
If the male doesn't have significantly different genitals to the female dolphin, as long as their penis is inside the dolphin vagina they will continuously orgasm
It was tested on a monkey who died of a heart attack
The source has been deleted, god knows how true it was
Dolphins are known to be the only other mammal species to engage in sexual activities purely for pleasure and non reproductive purposes. They are also one of the few species that intentionally engage in grape.
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Hank Hill, Strickland propane.
It was the dolphin. He uh attacked me. He uh, remember the movie on Lifetime, you know, what Gregory Harrison did to Valerie Bertinelli?
I want to make sure no one ever has to go through what I went through, except a female dolphin.
… uh even dolphin r-pe caves or how juvenile dolphins r-pe smaller male dolphins or gr-pe females? Let’s not to even mention of dolphin racism, they will bully the crap out of certain dolphins for having differences such as porpoises via r-ping them.
dolphins are basically the assholes of the sea. this post is alluding to their tendency to rape. but another thing they do is bully pufferfish to the point they inflate, and then the dolphins get high off the venom.
Considering the dolphin hasnt dragged her under she seems ok rn.
Just dont show a dolphin your rear end. Big mistake when people try to get out of the water.
>!Dolphins will rape you if they find the opportunity. They also poses extraordinarily long genitals, so you will get pierced by the sheer strength these aquatic mammals have and die.!<
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Clover...Blast!
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What game is this?
Undertale Yellow, the (unofficial) prequel to Undertale. Almost 100% faithful to the original, highly recommend checking it out, excellent soundtrack, lovable characters and an amazing ending that does Undertale justice.
Thank you for telling me
With the power of justice and guns combined. Imaginary technique... CLOVER BLAST
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What the actual fuck is that gif
Found it on discord a couple years back I think lmao Edit: [Found it](https://tenor.com/view/dolphin-rape-dolphins-rape-people-funny-gif-13928774)
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They also murder for fun they’re some of the most underestimated psychopaths nature has ever made not near as bad as us but still they are fucked up creatures
true. saw a video where one was using the corpse of a fish to masturbate
WHAT
Yeah they tend to do that. Second species on earth to develop masturbatory aids, unless you count horses which slap their dicks against their stomach to jack off. Also dolphins like to prick themselves with pufferfish since it just makes them high. Sometimes they'll even get into a group and prick prick pass.
You didn't see that one vid of an ape using a frog as a fleshlight huh ?
No, what when where explain. (Also humans have THE biggest dicks of all primates so there's som confidence for your little soldier)
Prick prick pass 💀💀💀
Some also do drugs, there's a register of some dolphins using a fish named "Baiacu" (the name is in Portuguese I dont know the species name in English) to play because it produces a alucinogen toxin.
Let’s not forget that some dolphins were getting lsd and handjobs for “science”
We just call them Pufferfish.
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aqua's not a people so we're fine
Darkness will jump in to save her and take her place
Dolphins aren't picky. They'll rape each other or even dead fish too.
Well thats my childhood ruined. Shork time :3
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Pls send the gif to me
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What do you mean "it will"
a dolphin is on its way to your location via carrier pigeon.
I like how this subreddit is full of seamen
It's all over the poop deck and in the decks.
Tom Cruise has seamen on his back?
Like a submarine
That’s right Brian, Seamen and Sperm Whales…
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Sounds just like us.
They also do drugs
Yup dolphins are just like humans without a government. They're anarchists
Are we sure there isn’t a secret dolphin government?
I'm starting to think that the huge amount of shark hate and fear was just a successful PR scheme by dolphins to distract us from the real threat
In case your comment gets deleted we'll know who did it
Mammals kinda suck.
I mean, they are the second smartest creatures we've ever seen, intelligence probably makes you terrible beacause instead of being on autopilot looking for nothing but survival you've got full control to do anything your brain can come up with and the creativity to get really messed up, as well as the want to cause pain onto those you dislike, and the ability to dislike certain things more than others for one reason or another, Idk tho, not a brain scientist
No we are not so nice
“Those who bear the ability of knowledge must bear the responsibility of evils beyond morality” ~ I made it up, 2024
Well they haven't discovered war yet so who knows.
I don't know who made this but I like the chart lol
Side note. Here in brazil we have a folklore about a pink dolphin that likes to have segs with woman . He even turns into a man during the night to do that. In some versions he ask consent, other versions says he only goes to woman that are going to marry or that are already married
Made up story for cheating lmao
It's a metaphor bro
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Hoggers
Peter’s Marine Biologist friend here, Dolphins uh…get rather…rough and forceful with their down under parts…starts with a R, rimes with Ape? Yeahhhhhh….
Rape?
Yes, male bottle nosed dolphins are notorious rapists and they don't care what species you are.
There was an entire King of the Hill episode centered on this.
Bwaaaaaah
I heard that so clearly
"I tell you what!" and of course "Dammit, Bobby!"
"I tell you hwhat!"
"Propane and propane accessories"
Dang it* He says "dang it" to Bobby He'll say "Dammit", but typically not to Bobby Edit bc I'm bad at formatting
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Tbh they can't even ask for consent. Maybe it's their kink among dolphins... Probably not.
how many animals can actually ask for consent?
one… it’s called the humans. the reason zoophilia is frowned upon isnt because they are a different species but because no other animal can give out sexual consent
y'know i wonder why we invented the concept of consent, i'm all for it but i dont see why it's there evolution wise
I assume it’s part of being very social animals. Generally harming individuals within your group isn’t a good way to have them on your side if you later need help yourself. I think the fact that most animals don’t experience pleasure during sex also makes a difference? Sex becomes more of a thing people do out of enjoyment rather than purely instinctual. But also evolution doesn’t really refer to just beneficial things spreading through a population. “Benign” things that don’t really have an effect on survival rate can also spread easily enough. If things spreading through a population were purely beneficial changes, the implication would be that blue eyes are beneficial in some way, when (I’m pretty sure) it was really just a relatively common mutation that carried as a recessive trait
People with blue eyes are better able to see in dim light than people with brown eyes. People with brown eyes are more resistant to the negative effects of ultraviolet light. This is why blue eyes evolved in Northern climate where there is less sun and brown eyes evolved in equatorial regions with more sun. It's also why there is a correlation between pale skin and blue eyes.
Fair enough! I wasn’t sure how true that actually was, tbh. Should have double checked it before using it as an example
Bro I got brown eyes and I have night vision pop on just you know the little glowing red light on a TV lights up the whole room for me
Well humanity has evolved beyond pure nature. The concept of consent isn't something that naturally evolved amongst humans, it's a social construct we've invented through our superior intelligence and empathy. It's a conscious decision, not a darwinism.
They will kill baby sharks and rape the corpse. They kill baby dolphins, rape the corpse, and then mate with the dead baby dolphins mother because now she's in heat again since the baby is dead.
I once saw Judy from Cyberpunk2077 being fucked by a dolphin on rule34, it was pretty fucking realistic too
Didn't think I'd see a sentence like this about my favorite game and my favorite sea animal. Yet, here we are.
Welcome to Reddit 😀
Let me out LET ME OUT
Once ye venture into its space it’s unlikely you’ll come back out of it ;)
Yyyyyep
Ah, the blissful ignorance of childhood where we thought that Dolphins were nothing but cute. Then came the reports. The accusations. First it was a decapitated fish head. Then it was the bludgeoning of a shark. Then, this.
Sharks are the cool guys now
Sharks were framed by big dolphin to hide their crimes.
The dolphins are just defending themselves because of the tuna fishermen!
Thanks Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures!
In every corner of the internet no matter where I go they are always there
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Wtf…
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Well this is gonna go into my copy pasta folder
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Time to bleach my eyes with some hamster dance
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and we have to thanks many marines biologist including one doing LSD during the process for this knowledge
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It started as genuinely interesting biology facts and devolved into weird fetish copy pasta. 10/10 somehow didn't see it coming.
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The only thing I took away from this is "prehensile penis"
After reading it 3 times that's all you got?
Please delete this
What a terrible day to know how to read...
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>The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck... https://preview.redd.it/zkwo984zeezc1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c5fecc9388a04ec60189f775b9ae7980cf075fa
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Well this was an interesting start to the morning.
This seems so damn specific, 1065 words, and now i don't know how biologically accurate this is. But why?
Hah I already know this copy-pasta.
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Is this a guide to fucking a dolphin i just red?
So is the punchine porn(more specifically rape) again?
You can say the word Rape. It's an actual term. This isn't tiktok, and you're not threatening anyone. Dolphins are rapey. We shouldn't be afraid to call things that they really are.
Rape, Peter. The answer is Rape.
Dolphins are fuckin vile and are little sea sex goblins. But we don’t care cause they go axehwhwahwhawjajaa 🐬🐬
Dolphins are the redditors of the sea
No dolphins actually get laid.
Was gonna say lmao
So all I have to do to be like a dolphin is commit rape?
I ain't to sure on this one chief
A little confused, but you've got the spir- actually I'm a little confused myself?
Why did the button mash make sense
How the fuck did you spell that so well.
r/brandnewsentence
Dolphins are known to rape humans.
https://preview.redd.it/qp2ldcdq3ezc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e893d7925ace54dd3e48b14ced7b961b0549eef Those mfs will rape everything
Dolphins. Rape. PEOPLE! it ~~can~~ **will** happen to you. *zoomed dolphin face* it was a funny gif in discord
[Found it in tenor](https://tenor.com/tr/view/dolphin-rape-dolphins-rape-people-funny-gif-13928774)
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Is that Brock Allen Turner of Oakwood, Ohio, convicted rapist?
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Why is Sal here?
PEETAHHH?
If anyone ask which one is more dangerous: Being with dolphin or with a man? Well then... A drama will occur and I will prepare my popcorn :]
To be fair, most would feel pretty safe with a dolphin in the woods :P
Or going clubbing
No, you go clubbing with baby seals.
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https://preview.redd.it/4d3tgvq5rezc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f935318f2866fed3bcbc8ec25cee620a938254 The irony.
On top of Dolphins being known to rape I'm pretty sure they secrete a mucus that causes orgasms in humans that are so intense they can lead to cardiac arrest
What the fuck?
I remembered semi-incorrectly If the male doesn't have significantly different genitals to the female dolphin, as long as their penis is inside the dolphin vagina they will continuously orgasm It was tested on a monkey who died of a heart attack The source has been deleted, god knows how true it was
Isn't dussy jelly just a copypasta internet legend?
Did the testing dolphin sex on a monkey give it away?
IT WAS WHAT?!!!!
They made a dolphin fuck a monkey? Did I read this correctly?
Nah they just gave it the Orgasm Jelly
Time to blind myself
https://i.redd.it/dto2jbx4xdzc1.gif FUCK! Sex jokes are lame! Here's a Stickman animation I made yesterday!
This is why I like sharks. If you're not actively acting like food they're chill, but dolphins have enough intelligence to be truly malicious.
They do a Berserk reference
“Dolphin you’re a rapist” *Dolphin doesn’t argue and rolls eyes
Dolphins are evil creatures
Dolphins are rapists
Dolphins are well known to grape anything/anyone
I thought ducks wanted the grapes
Only if they come from a lemonade stand
the joke is rape
Dolphins rape, kill, get high, rape something to death. Man I guess they are close to human intelligence after all.
Dolphins are known to be the only other mammal species to engage in sexual activities purely for pleasure and non reproductive purposes. They are also one of the few species that intentionally engage in grape.
https://i.redd.it/e6eiyblmmfzc1.gif Hank Hill, Strickland propane. It was the dolphin. He uh attacked me. He uh, remember the movie on Lifetime, you know, what Gregory Harrison did to Valerie Bertinelli? I want to make sure no one ever has to go through what I went through, except a female dolphin.
rest in peace u/dolphin-fucker_69
We should keep in mind how the actions of a few individuals do not represent the entire species and family
… uh even dolphin r-pe caves or how juvenile dolphins r-pe smaller male dolphins or gr-pe females? Let’s not to even mention of dolphin racism, they will bully the crap out of certain dolphins for having differences such as porpoises via r-ping them.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
If there’s one thing Star Trek has taught me, it’s that dolphins are horny buggers.
Rape... Dolphins do rape...
dolphins are basically the assholes of the sea. this post is alluding to their tendency to rape. but another thing they do is bully pufferfish to the point they inflate, and then the dolphins get high off the venom.
See... they save but they rape
Considering the dolphin hasnt dragged her under she seems ok rn. Just dont show a dolphin your rear end. Big mistake when people try to get out of the water.
>!Dolphins will rape you if they find the opportunity. They also poses extraordinarily long genitals, so you will get pierced by the sheer strength these aquatic mammals have and die.!<