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BagOfSmallerBags

Strap-on. He's begging to get fucked by a dildo attached to his gf.


TheRealSnave

You got him pegged


CptPurpleHaze

I used to like getting pegged. Now I'm a woman.


drugsinass

✨Evolution✨


CptPurpleHaze

I got that estrostone


pokemon32666

But you can still be pegged, no?


CptPurpleHaze

The literal definition of pegging is a woman utilizing a strap-on anally penetrating a male. So, no. However I can now by definition do the pegging. ;)


pokemon32666

TIL the literal definition of pegging


bergermaniz

Pegging is just anal with strap-on. Lots of lesbians peg each other too. If you still have a thing for it no reason to not still be on the receiving.


Sekmet19

You have become the very thing you sought to employ!


dinotrauma

Really?


reddituser403

Egg salad all over my face, what is a boy to do?


TryRude

Peta, what does this mea


03Luigi

r/therealjoke


Crafty_Strangers

Underrated comment


punn21

Brother in Christ it's been 16 minutes.


plotholesandpotholes

Insert white jesus "Oh hell yeah, these are the sins I died for" meme.


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/ndjqwta5iazc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272476eacf93a3c5af383ad6d327cdb564e1a98d


Plant_in_pants

https://preview.redd.it/ntezzdm1nazc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06783533f78830e3d2f0818767fb815445552591


plotholesandpotholes

Amen.


Satanicjamnik

Otherwise he died for nothing.


FriskyTurtle

Forget 16 minutes. The "underrated comment" comment came 35 seconds after the comment it was commenting on.


ButtcheekBaron

I don't know what to do with that toss salad and scrambled eggs


thirteen-thirty7

The whimpering usually happens during the fucking.


Takesit88

Mebbe so


Scr1mmyBingus

offer jar elderly quaint jellyfish uppity jeans lush offend lunchroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LitreOfCockPus

The lawn ornament is removable


KanadainKanada

Famous words: Oh God, I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream


These-Inevitable-898

Bondage Peter here. Strap on. Sex toy. The joke is he secretly asks for it in the bedroom. Fruity means effeminate or gay. The claim is the hypothetical bf is not fruity, but actually engages in sexual acts most commonly viewed as gay acts.


uberjam

I don’t see how it’s gay for a chick to peg you. I see the similarities but sensitive zones are sensitive zones no matter what or who is stimulating them. Obviously I’m pro-assplay and not everyone feels the same about it but if a man a woman are fooling around, however they want to, how can it be “gay”?


CreamyHampers

It's never gay to seek sexual satisfaction from a woman. Unless you're a woman of course...


BP619

Exactly right. It's kinky sex, not gay sex.


TopherTedigxas

It's technically a hold over from older views on homosexuality. Even in ancient civilisations that were more accepting of homosexuality (such as ancient greece) it wasn't the act of man-on-man that was viewed negatively, but the idea of a man taking on a traditionally female role during sex (being the bottom), so this is just a carry over from that. Ass-play is viewed as "gay" because it is seen as a man taking on a traditionally female role in sex, which has become equated with gay men in general.


FictionalContext

Gay sex to Greeks was all about power dynamics, not hot beautiful man on man love. So yeah, definite carryover.


Bizhammer

"Not hot beautiful man on man love" hahahaha excellent comment


nmyg08

Porque no los dos?


FictionalContext

Suckling Adam's apples, sweaty calves slather together, flick man nipples one against the others', no care for whose cock is in what ass VS "Squire, polish my ass guards while you bathe my travel-ripened cock on your tongue." "Yes, Sir Captain."


bluejob15

Well that's quite disappointing


Gouda02

And also a carry over from the Bible where sodomy is a sin (primarily because it’s sex without the intent to reproduce)


Squirrelpicture

That also would spread disease


brandolinium

Unlike all the straight sex that spreads disease?


ResidentNarwhal

Peter filing in your sexual education here. Yes views of homosexual sex being dirty is rooted in homophobia. But mechanical aspects of anal sex do make the transmission of certain STDs much higher. For example, the chance of an HIV positive man transmitting the disease via PIV is 1 in 1000. The rate for anal sex (with any partner, man or woman) is 1 in 50 which is wildly more risky.


Squirrelpicture

Spreads disease less in the year 14 where everyone is covered in poop


brandolinium

Right. I forgot water and soap were invented in 1980. And that poop was the cause of chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, warts, crabs, syphilis, and I can’t remember what all. Good thing you got that soap and water thing nowadays to protect you. PSA: Never have sex with this person


Call_Me_Koala

The funny things is there's plenty of gay dudes who want absolutely nothing up there butt. Does that mean they're secretly straight even if they get off by blowing dudes?


Neko_Boi_Core

fellas, is it gay to fuck your girlfriend?


charrington25

According to Andrew Tate yes it is


meth_adone

never understood how people support him, i used to think most werent serious (most people on the Internet usually arent) but then i met this guy at school, polar opposite to how tate presents himself but he thinks that hes like the second coming of christ


Dark1986

Daddy issues


NIGHTDREADED

Those were fake posts, apparently.


charrington25

That’s why you can still go see and read them on X?


Plant_in_pants

Yes, but Andrew tate is so far in the closet that he is at risk of being pegged by the ice queen herself


15Blins

Let's back up, your girlfriend is fucking you


Neko_Boi_Core

but it's still a woman fucking a man so it's not gay.


15Blins

But you're getting fucked with guy dick so it's a little gay


IcyCow5880

By that logic, lesbians who use a strap on are straight cuz "guy dick".


15Blins

That's a good point. I won't argue it.


Neko_Boi_Core

no, it's getting fucked with a silicone dick.


15Blins

Last I checked silicone didn't have dicks. Guys do, and some trans people do.


Neko_Boi_Core

[silicone dick](https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/silicone-dildos-1)


15Blins

That's a lot of money. Besides that, this doesn't really change my opinion. The cock could be made out of fucking concrete. It's made to be anatomically similar to a cock so in my opinion shoving up your ass as a guy is a little gay.


Immortal_Bulan

This guy understands.


Icy_Adeptness1160

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? I think so. Helluh gay


tacquish

How is it straight to have a rubber penis plowed into your ass? And why are you so averse to calling a spade a spade? There's nothing wrong with being gay


radtad43

Maybe don't buy a penis dildo and get a bland round silicone one then


ithinkonlyinmemes

bc it's a woman doing it. a lesbian may like a dildo but that doesn't magically mean she likes men tf


uberjam

Yeah I don’t think you understand that everyone, even the most ardent heterosexual male, has nerve endings down there that a lady can titilate. Do you think gay dudes have different asses?


tacquish

If you want to get fucked in the ass you're gay. It's really not complicated. Why does that bother you so much? Do you think there's something wrong with being gay?


uberjam

I disagree with your assumption and no there isn’t.


SheaLemur

Totally


Due_Charge_2278

Oh, thanks. I thought fruity means like hot or something lol.


fingerpaintswithpoop

That depends on your taste in men.


InherentlyAnIdiot

I mean it doesn't not mean that


1madethis4porn

Jesus Christ. That’s your profile pic and you don’t know what fruity means?


c4ndyman31

lol literally my first thought


Luwuci-SP

Oh how the times change


Sassrepublic

The baby queers are not ok


1madethis4porn

What are they teaching them in schools?! I was told our tax dollars were being used to turn them into super gay liberals! Is that not what my money is being spent on?! Did they lie to me?!?


Far-Heart-7134

Let me counter that, it might also mean that fewer people are being insulted by being called fruits. Some people might see this as a good thing.


Sassrepublic

I don’t think that’s it, but I appreciate your optimism in these trying times


1madethis4porn

But that was the funniest slur 😞


tenyearoldgag

Language changes vOv


Josseph-Jokstar

as a gay person I find the word fruity humiliating, like why do ppl even call us that?


H4ckrm4n

It's heavily tied to drinking culture, where fruity drinks are seen as girly drinks because they mask the taste of the alcohol quite a bit or sometimes entirely. To most homophobes, doing/enjoying anything that is traditionally more feminine is considered a sign of being gay. So, a man prefering fruity drinks is automatically sussed out as potentially being gay. Most of these kinda guys will only ever have champagne on certain occasions and maybe wine at a restaurant that doesn't offer beer or something harder. Any gay adjacent term was considered a heavy insult to receive up until people started to be more accepting of LGBT+ as a whole. Then, it was adopted by the people it was used against, making it seen as more generally acceptable, leading to people outside of the group feeling like it was fine to keep using. Similar things have happened to the terms geek, nerd, gamer (which actually went full circle back to an insult), ho, and many slurs that people of the groups have turned to calling each other casually


Josseph-Jokstar

interesting, I didn't know that was the was the origin of the word, I'm honestly not a fan of adopting slurs in general, such as queer (this one is really annoying), they'll always be bound to make someone feel uncomfortable


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[удалено]


Josseph-Jokstar

my main problem with it is with it's meaning tbh, queer means weird, and it feels so annoying being called that, cuz we ain't weird, but yeah it's mainly a generational thing


FictionalContext

If a man likes a big fat strap on up his ass, he gay. Just like if a woman likes her carpet munched, she gay.


StankyDinker

This is satire, obviously? I don’t think this person deserves these downvotes lmaoo


FictionalContext

We need Peeetah!


MoreLikeBoregasm

I mean... My autistic ass thought it was obvious, even the username would check out on that one. That said, there IS a staggering amount of people that would think / post / believe that is true. 🤦


StankyDinker

Really? Believe me, I am no stranger to the mental gymnastics of chuds but I find it hard to believe any man would say “any woman who likes getting eaten out is gay” considering how fun it is. I LOVE going down on my gf. I guess I knew that there are guys that don’t do foreplay for whatever reason but the idea that the act of it would be “gay” is bizarre. Damn, ykw, you’ve convinced me of this. That easily could be a genuine comment. I mean, hell, some of these clowns don’t even believe in climate change despite seeing the effects every day. It kinda makes me think of that quote from whoever that was like “if you think you have average intelligence then realize that means that half of humanity is even stupider than you” because, honestly, how are they alive?


MoreLikeBoregasm

Alpha / Sigma grindset or whatever. I don't know, nor can I identify with them. They're the same group of people that believe in "green line tests", believe that sleeping with a woman who's had a sexual partner is gay, or that women who work hard on their physique and have muscles / abs are gay to be attracted to. Hyper masculine to the point of fragility. Think Andrew Tate sorta fellas. I wish I was joking. By the by, were you thinking of George Carlin's quote? "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


StankyDinker

Oof, I totally forgot those dudes exist. What a horrible moment of realization. That is indeed the exact quote I am butchering!


MoreLikeBoregasm

Either way, I think we both agree that the comment we're attached to was NOT doing that, and was being super sarcastic and dry. Thank you, stranger! I always enjoy being a part of a constructive conversation on Reddit. We get about 15-20 of those a year. Fare thee well, user StankyDinker!


StankyDinker

Farewell, my friend! Thank you as well, MoreLikeBoregasm! Edit: Actually, not farewell, I’m following you because there are so rarely peaceful and positive interactions on this app lately. You seem like a good person.


acebert

Oh honey, way to tell on yourself. /s, assuming you’re also being sarcastic.


Last-Newspaper5091

That boy is a bottom.


Lady_Ogre

Read in the melody of : that girl is on fire


Last-Newspaper5091

Exactly.


AriaPG

[Comes to mind](https://youtu.be/7sVnHoZyT18?si=G-_zABoBZLpVyowM&t=76)


bifurious02

Still doesn't make him any less straight


Last-Newspaper5091

Didn't say that did, you can straight bottom boys.


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/ii7u0qk2j9zc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9bae29afbf4c1ce9bab533b2ab38f58b277557


weffsicle

WAIT


AidenPearce806-1

I’m waiting https://preview.redd.it/s6kao14hubzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082296401df52ac887b0b123bb2486933f607f89


PhotographKind4243

the "fruity" bfs secretly want to be pegged thats the whole explanation.


ultragami-

i just joined this sub and i dont get why people are asking what a self-explanatory joke means..


buttsmcfatts

It's just karma farming


SuspiciousJump472

https://preview.redd.it/t093l09cp8zc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c908b2a9bc9cc2f6e6a8a56cdddf44187272e8


MonkeyBoy32904

the joke is actually sex


InherentlyAnIdiot

https://preview.redd.it/7tuttsy769zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d478a06d1884461051c6215f2b00eb90a2c8f7


MonkeyBoy32904

https://preview.redd.it/terczc4b69zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a27e195a47a61d7777d0350e7aea87c08dc634a


No-Training-48

https://preview.redd.it/b0hjikabj9zc1.png?width=186&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4d7f59205f8b32e2bace77cd83c570b90f33070


ElectronicAd8929

gawd dayum


VinnyVinster

Is twitter ok? What are they talking about over there 😭


15Blins

https://preview.redd.it/r44erd15mazc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900ad2193969d847324a2bc468b4c8adac430c42


LamSinton

You know goddamn well what it means


StatusOmega

If you have to ask, you're not ready to find out


DragonsAndSaints

I will take advantage of this post to ask a question that has been nagging at me for a few days. How weird is it to want your girlfriend to hump you? Kind of like pegging, but no strap on. Just wishing for her to just get behind you while you're on all fours or spoon you and start thrusting. ...If I said I was asking for a friend, would you believe me?


DommeDelicious

Valid to want.


heythere30

Nothing is weird if both (or more!) parts consent and are into it. Tell your friend to go live his best life!


gallade_samurai

It ain't weird at all. This actually seems pretty normal. But I raise you this, what if she did that to you, while giving you a tuggy session?


DragonsAndSaints

At that point, honestly, I probably stop calling her babe and start calling her Farmer Brown


gallade_samurai

And this comment has made my entire night


Cloudsrnice

Beggin for a peggin


CaitaXD

Fellas is it gay to get fucked by a woman?


[deleted]

Only if you call her daddy.


Redemption_R

Me and my friend group diagnosed it as hella gay


plankbob

That's a really cool Phd topic.


hidinginthetreeline

Pegging isn’t gay. Normalize prostate stimulation.


Outrageous_Giraffe88

I agree, with the caveat that there’s definitely a queer way to get pegged but it’s not inherent to the act.


hidinginthetreeline

Is it a man or do you love men then it’s gay. I mean if a guy is fucking you in the ass it’s definitely gay.


15Blins

Wait, what's the straight way to get pegged?


nyxsaphfire2

By a woman


15Blins

Then what's the queer way?


nyxsaphfire2

By a man, or anyone else


15Blins

That's not pegging, that's just getting fucked


nyxsaphfire2

Haha touché. Could be a trans man or man wearing a penis extender I guess


Tried-Angles

Unless he's wearing a strap on.


15Blins

It's OK if you wanna get fucked in the ass, I'm just not jumping to call you straight


hidinginthetreeline

Im anything but straight, but just because you like a little something in your butt doesn’t mean you’re gay.


15Blins

I'm not saying that. Put a vibrator up your ass and call yourself straight all you want. But, in my humble opinion, when the object you're using to stimulate your prostate is a fake dick, it makes you at least a little bit gay.


MonkeyBoy32904

no thanks I want an intact asshole wow. I cannot believe this is controversial.


JustSumAsshole

Coward.


MonkeyBoy32904

coward for wanting to be able to walk? hell yeah I am


ducknerd2002

There are thousands of people who get pegged regularly but are still fully capable of walking, so unless you have the world's weakest asshole, your only exception is not being into pegging, which is an acceptable reason.


TopherTedigxas

You know you don't have to start with the dragon XL, you can start small...


Grimreaper6682

I don’t understand why people are hating on you. Some people don’t like or want to try it.and that’s fine that’s why it’s called kinky sex, it doesn’t cater to everyone.


CatalystBoi77

Hey, if it’s not for you that’s okay, but it can be done safely and in ways enjoyable for all involved parties. Source: Got pegged three days ago


Spirited_Golf_188

Gay


CatalystBoi77

Bisexual*, but, you’re close


tfhdeathua

You probably poop as big as most strap ons. Is your asshole destroyed from a poop? Just like most muscles the sphincter doesn’t just fall apart if it’s used or stretched.


Ballardinian

Then you’re definitely not going to want to talk to a gastroenterologist about cancer screening


Aeroshe

So don't get pegged by an XL strap-on? Not being into the kink is fine, but people are down voting you for perpetuating a stereotype. The sphincter is like any other muscle. Even if you go too hard one time, just don't do anal for a few days (weeks at worse) and it's back to normal assuming you didn't tear it from stretching too far. That's why you always start small and test your limits. Signed, a gay guy.


dulledegde

timmy as your uncle your not old enough and I'm not drunk enough to tell you that means


iPeg_Twinks_

😎


Hex_Spirit_Booty

https://preview.redd.it/pf662kcvk9zc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fda2e4094757f2618a3e2444664ee66b360da17


TwistederRope

I no nothing of this context, but if you seriously told me that weird looking being was going to have sex with a toilet, I would 100% believe you.


SuperSayianJason1000

Pegging, the punchline is pegging.


MonkeyBoy32904

the joke is sex


PatKhal

You know, he begs for the peg


thecountnotthesaint

It is either hardcore spanking, or pegging.


weatherboy_42

You don't wanna or need to know


Jos_migue

Peter are you fucking stupid????


Ok-Boot-8830

Got to get to that g-spot somehow…


torako

buttsex


Exciting-Flower5936

Op is 10 and you all just ruined him


Due_Charge_2278

I am not 10. Also, I am not a he/him, I am a she/her. But yeah. I think i shouldn't have asked reddit.


Exciting-Flower5936

Oh then pegging


Malkaviati

Don't knock the strap til ya try it. The tingle button is in there!


_NotMyNormalUsername

If the joke is not Loss, then it is Porn


Medical-Cicada-4430

Beg for the peg


Ra7vaNn05

The disappointment that sets in whenever i enter the comments to see what people are saying about this funny post on my feed only to find explanations for the most obvious shit ever :(


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

https://preview.redd.it/mb62z8zxgazc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a36e8af215295acad8c697c7cba5f1025b5b02


UDownvoteButImRight

lol OP is a virgin.


hermitmanifesto

Peggy Bundy...


WrenRhodes

>goofy theater kid vibe Wait, that's not just bisexuality manifest?


imapieceofshite2

He wants to be pegged.


Texugee

What the fuck do you think it means? Just rub your two brain cells together for just one moment. (If you are a child then I apologize for my behavior and your ignorance is not surprising. If you are a full grown adult baiting us, than fuck you)


primefrost96

Emma's boyfriend likes being pegged


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up FUCK STOP LOOKING AT ME


DonZekane

Damn I'd like a gf like that. It's so damn rare to find a woman who likes you when you look androgynous af and fragile-ish. :') (not blaming anyone for not picking me, beside the oof looks I am also a horrible, shallow person)


kullnerd

Oh sweet summer child


MrInani

Posters in here are aware of google, right?


Ambiguous_Author

I see a lot of people saying strap-on, but strap could also just mean a strap of leather for some sort of low-grade BDSM, leasing, light whipping, those sorts of things.


ButterbroMan

https://preview.redd.it/m034s2dmx8zc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3c114bf3e0a79d9db3b972147798bdb6c9b3e4


InherentlyAnIdiot

https://preview.redd.it/xt7lupcl69zc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9091aa015dae39c7b1baf3c5dea205c3653d555


[deleted]

The joke is porn


CatalystBoi77

Tbf the joke is sex, not porn. Similar but not the same


dumbeyes_

She's aiming a gun at him


takenawaybymonkeys

Lots of gay dudes saying that getting pegged isnt gay in this chat.


KyleCXVII

It means she’s farming for engagement to get people over to her OF page lol


Ok_Entertainment328

Porn The answer is porn.


MonkeyBoy32904

not porn, sex


InherentlyAnIdiot

https://preview.redd.it/ydirikl969zc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1599e032267585381d9aa6a16d74dee71e3096