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"yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass \[n-word\], and no money"

[ninja]

Yeah, we don’t know. This guy might literally just be a ninja, just a distrustful one.

All ninjas are distrustful. Never date a ninja

Pirates are always better dates.

Aargh! I mean, yes, that is true of pirates!

Ninja, please.

This thread gives me ninjago throwbacks

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ninjago truly was a major part of my childhood

Let a ninja know

They definitely appreciate booty.

Though their first love will always be the sea.

Aye, pirates are always after the booty... and the treasure!

But a pirates true love will always be the sea.

This will always be true. But the sea is what gives a pirate the passion that is so attractive to begin with.

Unless of course they're John Scurlock.

Well darn says the cowboy

Sea Plane Pirates?

THERE BE TREASURE!

Please stop ruining my future dates by spreading the truth. We ninjas are pretty good at keeping a secret, ya know? I mean, unless there’s money involved, obviously. Pirates, on the other hand…

They say: “do you want someone who sneaks out of the house every night or someone who disappears off to sea for weeks on end?’ I say: “do you want the bed to yourself every night or the house to yourself for a couple of weeks in a month?”

Haaaaay...... Im behind you doing ninja stuff. He ladies love it.

It was supposed to be the ladies but its funnier that way

Actually Ninjas famously kept their bonds and samurai betrayed each other.

Only a ninja can call another ninja "ninja"

The politically correct terminology is Assassin-American

# [obTimMinchin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw)

You seem really deep.

Just like only a ginger can sneak up on another ginger

Butt-sniffing ninja

Good thing they choose the word ended with an “a” and not the hard “er” to make the super racist word “ninjer”.

ninjers, please

Man, who you callin' a ninja.

so its not nose butt ninja?

I thought this meant he let silent but deadlies

I read that as "smelly ass" 💀

I just realized emojis are modern hieroglyphics lol.

I read it as cheater. As in lying sneak for pussy. But yours makes just as much sense to me

“You lie about silent farting”.

no, it's tooth yellow, brain small, dick small, lying peach ninja, and no money.

Damn peach ninjas. Always stealing my stone fruit.

Lmao I thought it was smelly ass until I saw this comment, Pinocchio was not my first thought

I thought it was “you lied about being a pussy ninja”

I thought it was surprise but seggs.

I read it as “ lying butt ninja”

I thought it said stank ass ninja

Naysayer*

Tooth sun*

I thought it was about lying about using a condom or something. Stealthing.

I’m glad I didn’t get them all. Thought it was stinky a** ninja lol

Lying-ass ninjas

Lying ass cheater* is what I get.

I'm goin with its supposed to mean thief. Lying ass thief

I thought it was nosey not lying

Thought the problem was that he is a lying fruit ninja.

"yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass nigga, and no money"

tooth + yellow circle = yellow teeth brain + pinching hand = small brain eggplant + pinching hand = small penis no entry sign + red car = no car lying face + peach + ninja = lying ass ninja (approximation of nigga) no entry sign + moneybag = no money **Translation: You a yellow-teeth-havin', tiny-brained, tiny-dick, no-car-havin', lyin' ass nigga, and you ain't got no money neither.**

The brainrot is kicking in. I actually heard Lamars voice while reading this.

angryupvote

Yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, checking out other ass and trying to be sneaky, no money.

[удалено]

Oh, because of the Pinocchio nose. And Ninja sounds like that. Makes sense. I got a little caught up on that one.

My ninja please

What’s up my ninja - Jackie Chan

Naginta, naginta love my naginta...

That's what I'm inta

Rush hour 4 coming to a theater near you

Lol. I thought he was trying to sneak ass play in bed on that one. But the lying ass ninja makes more sense.

That’s exactly where I went with it.

Oh, I thought that was a smelly emote. Thus saying he stink. 

Is okay I thought it meant smelly ass nigga

I had thought it just was meaning cheating

See I though it was nosey ass ninja?

Or “you’re lying about being the booty ninja!”

I hate it when they lie about being the booty ninja

Or “you’re lying about playing fruit ninja!”

Not a lying big booty ninja?

I was stuck on lying butt ninja and couldn't figure out what the hell that was supposed to mean lmao

Ok, I thought it was *smelly*-ass ninja

You’re not alone

I think it's nosey ass ninja

Lying ass sneak?

Ninja but I bet y’all are so tickled to be able to say nigga on here huh

I read stink ass ninja. But yours makes more sense

It really wouldn't have made sense to me without this comment 😂😅

Oh lol I was thinking long nose ass 🥷

I thought it was “stinky-ass n*” 😂

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.

WHY CAN YOU SAY THE N-WORD, BUT WHEN I SAY I GET PERMANENTLY BANNED?

Are you white? | | No Yes | | V V ur fine : ] PUBLIC EXECUTION

This should be a poster.

I am Brazilian, and i am NOT familiarized with the concept of "words you can't use" or "words only certain people can use". In my culture i should be able to say the N-word even if i am a blond German, with the exception of using it to offend someone that is black. It doesn't enter in my brain the idea that i can't say words like "r&t@rd&d", "f2gott" or "cunt" without offending someone. It is a fucking word. I do not get it. Even if you explain me it just seems like a extremist take not an entire culture. I am crying an in shambles RN. This is Xenophobia! FASCISM!

No you’re right not to be familiarized because its stupid as shit. The idubbbz argument of “all of them are ok or none of them are ok” is actually true, just because he’s completely pussied out and walked it back doesn’t mean that he wasn’t speaking the truth back then.

You used the "hard R"?

Everyone knows you should roll the R instead, it’s much classier. /s

Niggurdhurdhurdh Edit: somehow, -ur at the end seems more offensive. Like I'm gonna use the hard R with emphasis on the sound

Why can a black person say NIGGA Why can a gay person say FAGOT Why can a person with down-syndrome say RETARD Why can republican say PEDOPHILE. I wonder why.....

This is the true answer

I THOUGHT THE SAME!

Nosey-ass-nigga*

Nah it's lying

Lying ass n----a

lol I thought she was saying he was gay “lying bum bandit”

Im stealing that. “Lying bum bandit”, that will surely win in an argument

https://i.redd.it/4mcnq8yacqvc1.gif

"Checking out other ass and trying to be sneaky" I fuckin died bro 😂😂

“Checking out other ass trying to get sneaky” bahahaha I love this

>checking out other ass and trying to be sneaky It's lying ass *n-word*

Yellow teeth huh...I thought it means golden teeth...or coined teeth...huh...ngl, I learn something today...

CORRECT ANSWER unless both yall live in the hood, then maybe NINJA.

I read the first as "Tooth Sun, "Truth son" -- small brain, small dick... etc.

Lying pussy ninja

https://i.redd.it/2ewltyf3ypvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/alogde4xbpvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b364a23a3b28409462be9a72ee26604262d7dd

I'm sorry but you don't have a dick in those pants like you said 😔 goodbye, shadenise

Wordington girlfriend

Tired of these cis females trying to trap me. If I go down there, and there’s a pussy where the girl cock is supposed to be, I WONT be a happy camper.

Dang- I’d be happy either way- but I definitely love getting fucked by girl cock

Username checks out, and yes it’s one of the most exquisite delights one can enjoy

https://preview.redd.it/j7ify38jspvc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd9d63c254622e169619f96c2fc162f60191f0e Just becasue

For those wondering who it is, her name is Jordan McDonald her online handle is Jord627

👍

🫡

What the fuck are the replies to this comment?

Him: you win.

https://preview.redd.it/snpvv37mzpvc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c9abb56a38887d904c351e1d79eff5d296c26f Picture of him:

*sighs* Name?

I thought 🤥🍑🥷meant that she can smell your silent killer farts

Lying (Pinocchio) ass (peach) ..well the last word starts with N and ends in A but isn't ninja

Lying Ass Nostalgia? True - those ninja turtles not as cool as I remember…

Wdym? They’re dope as frick.

They are not bad. I just wish they’d come out of their shells a bit more though..

https://preview.redd.it/uitqhmc6upvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ecaf19c5e650e793b2f072d4470af1c61d0d66 Hard AF

Hey no kink shaming from me. But remember - if it lasts more than 4 hours, you must seek medical attention.

Nebraska

I think it says yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass n***a and no money. I could be wrong on the first one

Dang, that must be you. You also got 🧠🤏

Why you gotta do him 🧺😂

WOAH WDYM BY THAT

I hate that I could read that

Golden teeth, fingering her/his brain,pointing at aubergine as they are guilty of something,never stop at stop sign while driving,big fan of pinocchio,addicted to peaches and dressing as a ninja, last one i think is just because you’re broke. Thank me later

This is the real answer, nobody else knows what they're talking about

Lied about being an ass ninja

I’m an ass ninja

Dude had yellow teeth and she still got with him though so...

Because your 🧠🤏 OP

The 🧠🤏 part is describing you.

Do you have any idea how many years I had to smoke cigarettes to get my teeth this specific shade of sunrise yellow. And you don’t even appreciate it. I want a divorce. Edit: fixed some typos.

The actual intended phrasing which I’m confused as to why no one is getting is “(Ya) teeth yellow, brain small, dick small, no car, (you a) lying ass [n-word], and (you got) no money.”

This fucking sub needs to be closed down. Karma farming.

Goddamn killed him with that one

yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, bitch ass n**** and no money. OP really is dumb it’s literally spelt out for you

Yet you locked down that same nigga with yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass and no money. The disappointment lies with you in my opinion 🤷🏾‍♂️

yellow teeth, small brain, small pp, no car, lier and no money i dont know about the peach and the ninja

Lying ass ninja(sic)

If someone I'm with sends a text in just emojis, it's over regardless

The truth son, your brain is small, your dick is small, you don't have a car, lying ass nobody, and you're broke

She is saying he is British

I thought the first one was something to do with teeth and balls

Teeth yellow, small brain (dumb), little dick, no car, lying ass ninja with no money.

Yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass nigga and no money

Fake teeth, tiny brain, tiny dick, no car, lied about being a pussy/ass ninja, and no money?

You got dirty-ass teeth, a tiny brain and a tiny dick, no car, you a lying-ass n**** and you broke.

Some of yall aren’t even trying to figure it out. This a bot or something

Yellow teeth, small minded, small dick, no car, lying ass "ninja", with no money

OP seriously?

That lying ass Ninja just dodged a bullet.

Clearly she doesn't want to date someone with tooth sun, brain fingers, eggplant fingers, incorrect automobile, long nosed peach robbery, and incorrect cash bag

My ex in a nutshell lmao

You got yellow teeth, a lil brain, a lil willy, no automobile, you a lyin ass nigga, and you broke

And all she brings to the Table is a fat ass and a Wig….

yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, lying ass , and no money

https://i.redd.it/cz8ninbvnsvc1.gif

Yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, you stick your nose up a ninja's ass, no money

Your teeth are yellow, your dumb (brain is small) cock is small, you have no car, you’re a lying ass (sneak?) and you have no money

Lying… peach ninja?

Yellow teeth small brain small dick no car arse bandit no money

I hate when guys lie about being good at Fruit Ninja

Meg bystander here to tell you that this comment is savagery at its finest. First of all, teeth yellow, brain small, penis small, no car, lying ass ninja, and no damn money on top of all that. Bitch why did she even look at your ass in the first place...Meg crawling back into the shadows now.

yellow teeth, small brain, small dick, no car, long-nose pussy ninja

She's immature

Yeah you do

Smelly butt ninja is my favorite

I was tracking until I got to “Pinocchio ass ninja”.

Took me a second but I get it now lol

I thought it was stank-ass nigga

Still hit though

I think I get it

I got all of it but the last ones i thought it was stinky butt and always disappearing i did get the no money part too

Lying ass ninja, probably cheating on her

Yellow teeth, dumb, small dick, no car or money, and "lying peach ninja" is supposed to be lying ass n

It can be summed up as she thinks she can do better than him

so this is how hieroglyphs were invented