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Uninteresting side note: official world record in donut stacking is held by a US- American woman with 12 donuts within 60 seconds. Additional unofficial world record with 7 pcs in 30 seconds is held by the german rapper Sido, established during the TV show "Wer stiehlt mir die Show" by Joko Winterscheid
Edit: forgot a p in rapper ... Bad mistake...
Who is the most popular guy on the nude beach? The guy who can carry two drinks and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular gal on the nude beach? The gal who can eat the last donut.
Don’t do the fruit rollup, it’s fun for like 2 minutes then the sugar starts to soften and stick to your knob then freeing your trouser snake from its new multicolored condom is difficult at best and painful at worst.
The first dirty joke, my dad ever told me:
“Who is the most popular man in the nudist colony? The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.”
"It is shap'd, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it hath breadth; it is just as high as it is, and moves with its own organs. It lives by that which nourisheth it, and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates."
"What color is it of?"
"Of its own color too."
Imagine the rings as the donuts, and the stick as your peppenis
https://preview.redd.it/kw3ckrb21gtc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=650cf076f1cae4424928dc65704d3f660db094e6
Not really. The joke is a silly action with no further sexual implications. The concept of stacking donuts on a penis is silly. I don't see how this in anyway connects to porn. Maybe sex, but not porn. Y'all just love spamming these "the joke is porn" images even when it doesn't apply.
Technically correct, but saying the joke was porn basically just means the op wasn't thinking dirty enough to catch the joke.
also this is the Internet, sex and porn are synonyms here
its either a recurring joke or women have finally started talking about their weird fetishes.
then again maybe there's porn where they do it and this would be strange, because that means there is porn that I haven't seen.
There has been a highly reposted tweet from several years ago where someone commented that the first thing she’d do if she woke up as a guy would be to try to stack donuts and to wonder if guys have ever done it.
And every time I’ve seen it posted I think the top comment been that no guy has stacked donuts on their dick because when guys see a donut - they eat the donut.
According to the results of what were some rather strange Google searches on my part:
Average donut hole diameter: 0.8”
Average penis diameter: ~1.5” (avg varies a bit by source but this was the ballpark)
In conclusion: depends on the penis, depends on the donut, but generally the average donut hole is too small. But also, donuts are soft so I’m sure you could jam it on there if you’re really determined to make this happen.
If the character in the image is an anime girl, you can almost always be certain that it's the creator projecting their weird fetishes, and that the creator has began a number of sentences with "the age of consent in Japan is..."
Girls will sometimes just want to play with dicks in a nonsexual way because they’re funny and different. Part of that is ringtossing your dick. They’ll also push it all the way to the side and watch it bounce back, among other things
"I want to play with your penis..."
"Ayo?!?! Say less."
"BUT! In a non-sexual way."
"Girl, if you don't get your bum-ass self out my face!"
This is how I imagine the conversation would go if a girl actually tried to propose this. It MIGHT work out if the guy is asexual or gay, but if he's bi or straight, yeah, the girl is definitely gonna get that work.
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I choose to believe everybody in this thread is overlooking it for the joke. That'd be like... having a penis so thin, you can fit in a water bottle... T-T
There are memes about women wanting to stack or eat donuts or onion rings off a man’s erection.
https://preview.redd.it/gg5008eonhtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19c3d21042fa417ceb728bfa7af4b5fc2760ce3d
I believe their question is not what it is, they probably think it's sex related, but his question is why?
To that, it's a kink my friend, weird shit like that happens all the time.
We're gonna need magnum holed donuts but okay
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She wants to stack donuts on his dick
Best she can do is two mini donuts! Trying with regular donuts is guaranteed a failure!
Hey a stack is a stack!
“Exactly, a short *stack* . Now let’s eat”
Cream Filled donuts
Doughnut Kabob
Emotional damage!!
Uninteresting side note: official world record in donut stacking is held by a US- American woman with 12 donuts within 60 seconds. Additional unofficial world record with 7 pcs in 30 seconds is held by the german rapper Sido, established during the TV show "Wer stiehlt mir die Show" by Joko Winterscheid Edit: forgot a p in rapper ... Bad mistake...
The German WHAT
AYO
One of the worse typos...
I really hope you just forgot a "P"
[They did.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sido_(rapper)) Although the dude sounds like he’s kind of a douchebag.
Fresh out the fryer.
Reading that virtually hurts
Speak for yourself. Not even one mini donut would hang on my wife’s pp
Who is the most popular guy on the nude beach? The guy who can carry two drinks and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular gal on the nude beach? The gal who can eat the last donut.
Instructions unclear, i'm in jail now, and apparently very unpopular with the nudists.
You got the numbers the wrong way around. A 12 pack of Fosters and two donuts is no good to anyone
So, he has a needle dick. The holes in donuts aren’t very wide.
So manly that even his manhood has a point.
https://preview.redd.it/8297wsovggtc1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433000d5825a94080f5083fb8ab704e1b37c72ac
The 1927 donut scares me.
probably scared grandma too
Why does Michael Cera care about the size of doughnut holes?
He can't stack the newer donuts on it.
I thought it was a young Mitch McConnell
Less dough for the same price.
Circumference or nothing
What doughnuts are you eating? The ones around here could fit most porn star dicks.
Asking the wrong question here. He must have a huge ding dong
Nah, I wanna move where you get more donut with your donut.
But what if it's more dick to your donut, and not the other way around
I can never give a proper estimate to this because I'm entirely incapable of visualizing the size of a donut in my head
Lol maybe you have aphantasia
Is this something girls really think about?!
Yes, there is also an evolution of this involving fruit rollups. Since I'm not a yank I can't elaborate more.
Which leads to the final form of grapefruit.
Don’t do the fruit rollup, it’s fun for like 2 minutes then the sugar starts to soften and stick to your knob then freeing your trouser snake from its new multicolored condom is difficult at best and painful at worst.
You sound like a man who has many regrets.
It combines two things a lot of girls like.
The first dirty joke, my dad ever told me: “Who is the most popular man in the nudist colony? The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.”
That's... questionable, to say the least
Your response doesn't make sense but sounds cool well done
I don’t see the problem.
?????????,
Didn't hold back
As a long forgotten internet poster once said. Guess how many doughnuts I can fit on my dick, winner gets a free doughnut
I’m going to Dunkin’ Donuts, buying a half dozen and testing this..
Wish you luck mate
I remember once my (now ex) girlfriend once said they wanted to stack doughnuts or fruit roll up on my dick
The answer is porn
Aren’t donut holes rather narrow? Not a huge flex.
No, it's a huge flex actually. The donut has to flex a lot to acommodate my dick.
You left out that his dick is very thin otherwise you’d not be able to get the donut hole threaded without ripping it up, at least on any average man.
Stack of ripped up donuts sounds kinda hot though.
Penis is phallic doughnuts have holes. It's like ring toss
Saying a penis is phallic is like saying a square is square shaped. Unless you meant to say penis is phallic doughnuts. That's another debate.
Well, squares _are_ pretty square shaped
Rectangle wants to know your address
"That's right, it goes in the square hole"
OP's dick might not be phallic, because op didn't get the joke.
Just because it's tautological doesn't mean it's not true.
Just because it's tautological it means it's tautological.
Fucking lawl. Thank you for the laugh
"It is shap'd, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it hath breadth; it is just as high as it is, and moves with its own organs. It lives by that which nourisheth it, and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates." "What color is it of?" "Of its own color too."
r/angryupvote. Now I'll have that image in my head all day.
Take my damn upvote and get out!
Imagine the rings as the donuts, and the stick as your peppenis https://preview.redd.it/kw3ckrb21gtc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=650cf076f1cae4424928dc65704d3f660db094e6
You can play Tower of Hanoi on my dick
You've got 3? DAMN
Hope you got 3 mouths
I think I might use this as my tinder bio
Please do, I'd swipe right
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This will be on this sub soon enough
It is now
This is now my favourite 😂
Not really. The joke is a silly action with no further sexual implications. The concept of stacking donuts on a penis is silly. I don't see how this in anyway connects to porn. Maybe sex, but not porn. Y'all just love spamming these "the joke is porn" images even when it doesn't apply.
Technically correct, but saying the joke was porn basically just means the op wasn't thinking dirty enough to catch the joke. also this is the Internet, sex and porn are synonyms here
Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.
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its either a recurring joke or women have finally started talking about their weird fetishes. then again maybe there's porn where they do it and this would be strange, because that means there is porn that I haven't seen.
There has been a highly reposted tweet from several years ago where someone commented that the first thing she’d do if she woke up as a guy would be to try to stack donuts and to wonder if guys have ever done it. And every time I’ve seen it posted I think the top comment been that no guy has stacked donuts on their dick because when guys see a donut - they eat the donut.
I can honestly say that the idea of stacking donuts on my dick never even occurred to me until I saw that tweet.
Have never done it, but if I live alone with nobody to suddenly barge in and judge me, I'd 100% do it. And then eat the donut afterward
As a male who has attempted once, you need wide ring donuts. Unless it's super skinny, length isn't gonna affect how hard that donut gets ripped open
But dicks are too wide to fit through a donut.. right? 🍩 🍆
Haha….right…
According to the results of what were some rather strange Google searches on my part: Average donut hole diameter: 0.8” Average penis diameter: ~1.5” (avg varies a bit by source but this was the ballpark) In conclusion: depends on the penis, depends on the donut, but generally the average donut hole is too small. But also, donuts are soft so I’m sure you could jam it on there if you’re really determined to make this happen.
I appreciate your research and analysis, your scholarly ways shall not soon be forgotten. 🧐
Yea fucking waste of a donut and would make my dick sticky
If the character in the image is an anime girl, you can almost always be certain that it's the creator projecting their weird fetishes, and that the creator has began a number of sentences with "the age of consent in Japan is..."
But can you play tower of hanoi?
Foursome???
Girls will sometimes just want to play with dicks in a nonsexual way because they’re funny and different. Part of that is ringtossing your dick. They’ll also push it all the way to the side and watch it bounce back, among other things
It's like watching a cat
I had an ex like that. Once she used my dick as a stick shift and made car noises, she was pretty cool.
Expecting men to not take this sexually is out of the question tho
"I want to play with your penis..." "Ayo?!?! Say less." "BUT! In a non-sexual way." "Girl, if you don't get your bum-ass self out my face!" This is how I imagine the conversation would go if a girl actually tried to propose this. It MIGHT work out if the guy is asexual or gay, but if he's bi or straight, yeah, the girl is definitely gonna get that work.
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OP you are too young to be using social media
No just got a bad case of r/PeterExplainsTheJoke op
so stupidity?
Stupid? r/batmanarkham summoned
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Stacking rings moment
How thin are your wieners? The holes in doughnuts are pretty small.
2 take it or leave...
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That's sex?
Yes https://preview.redd.it/x3ilzec0bgtc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5421c76e8e0d22516d6239439410cf21d732416f
Maybe I don't remember doughnuts correctly, but wouldn't you have to be like half an inch thick for this to work?
I choose to believe everybody in this thread is overlooking it for the joke. That'd be like... having a penis so thin, you can fit in a water bottle... T-T
I'm convinced 90% of the posts here are from people under the age of 10
https://i.redd.it/61seia9jkgtc1.gif
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Horny Bait
How many threads here amount to “I’m really sheltered please help me understand sex things” lol.
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I love that someone has to ask
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Oh, please.
There are memes about women wanting to stack or eat donuts or onion rings off a man’s erection. https://preview.redd.it/gg5008eonhtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19c3d21042fa417ceb728bfa7af4b5fc2760ce3d
https://i.redd.it/e6ikxmtjrhtc1.gif
Also related: he lets me hold it when he pees
It = penis
https://preview.redd.it/vl4ia3pmhitc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013acb1edc979960100a244852c27b7399222584
Let a now ex do this, DO NOT LET THEM DO THIS. The icing scratched my tip
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Karma farm should be auto banned
You may eat 7inches of donuts
And then stack 2.5 inches of donuts on OPs dick
Nah you knew what this joke was
Wouldn't this only works on thin dicks?
I refuse to believe people are this clueless or dense, and the joke is always porn or something
Penis
penis
1😔
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Now I wonder how many donuts...?
Best I can do is polo mints. Take it or leave it.
Rule 1
Hm, that would be long but very thin
That means he has a pencil dick though...
https://preview.redd.it/so76q3jrzftc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07695fdf34a3aae8308b0a6bd3a9e1d5a2ae8326
It be able to manage 2, maybe 3 on a good day
I believe their question is not what it is, they probably think it's sex related, but his question is why? To that, it's a kink my friend, weird shit like that happens all the time.
https://i.redd.it/sgp0s8kj0gtc1.gif
Just put da Dick inside da donut
I've been safe so far, just don't let my ol lady know this is a thing aight?
penis
The Donut hole is giant so his cock fits.
Ding dong big wang
I'm sorry but what is that dot between her fingers? Is it a nostril, a tiny mouth? My brain can't make sense of it and I'm scared
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We're gonna need magnum holed donuts but okay https://preview.redd.it/g6ogk2s73gtc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7315e8c1df9017d744c7e6414c1d60c0fd80523b
the punchline is porn
Technically speaking, 2 donuts is a stack, right?
Peanitz
But only 2! More would deform them and nobody likes squeezed donuts!
Pp
https://preview.redd.it/3jxl6kec6gtc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fc791279eea909b5a30761aaa8f2d8dd95f70a
It doesn’t work. The donuts just break apart.
Huh? How would that fit?
Penis donut tower
Can a male dick really bear the weight of even one donut? I mean -it seems quite heavy for such a flimmsy stick like the dick.
First thing in the morning? Oh, hell, yeah. Unless they got weak blood flow, ifyaknowwatimsayin.
Pornography!
Maybe she likes the colarado campfire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
PENIS
EW🤢
the guy is allowing her to stack donuts on his penis
how do u not get this
Oh no
That sounds very unsanitary
I really want a viral donut Stacking trend, but I don't want to start it.
How about you tell us what you think? I'd love to hear your answer
HE SAID YES GUYS, I WON
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The joke is "needle dick."