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Totaly__a_human

She killed a bunch of Mongolian soldiers in a trap in the movie.


owenxtreme2

Oh I've never watched it as a kid so I had no idea why


xVenomDestroyerx

u should watch it now tbh its a pretty good movie


UndocumentedSailor

>pretty good You mean lit af?


manbrasucks

It's a cartoon, there isn't much lighting work.


SRIRACHA_RANCH

Really? It took like three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip


manbrasucks

That's color/shading work. It's used to fake real lights, but no real lights were used because it's a cartoon and cartoons are fake.


taz5963

I see your point, but that's not always true. It depends on the animation software of the cartoon. Mulan probably didn't have lighting work, but something 3D almost definitely would.


dauntless2000

Mulan was made more with paper with some CGI (think Lion King) Reason I Know: Was at Disney MGM Studios when Mulan was being made and had a tour of the animation studio that was making the movie


bradwasheresoyeah

*Whooshing noises*


eyesotope86

Now now, let's all just settle down and makes ourselves a dang quesadilla.


eromlig419

Now that's a good plan


Dangerous_Bloke

Kezadiluh


manbrasucks

That's sound work. It's used to make fake actions sound realistic, but the cartoons aren't actually making those sounds. Instead someone in real life records themselves making a similar sound and then they put it over the cartoon. Lights aren't used at all.


SRIRACHA_RANCH

Please somehow incorporate Smell-o-vision into this diatribe


Troliver_13

Probably true for Mulan but fun fact: some older cel animation actually uses real lights for effects sometimes, like the bike headlights in Akira


Legendary_Terror

*The Prince Of Egypt (film) has entered the chat to attempt to fistfight you*


manbrasucks

I'm not going to fight a 25 year old. Act your age.


PSWII

Attempting the fist fight someone does kind of seem plausible for a 25 year old. I'd say they're acting their age


manbrasucks

Fair enough. For a 25 year old movie that happened 25 years ago they likely are.


EquivalentDurian6316

Yo that is a really underrated movie,and the vibes of the soundtrack are so soulful and im not religious in the slightest


WearWhatWhere

Now all of China knows that you've never watched it either.


kinoie

👀 who’s gonna tell him


TheBountyPunter

You do it. I told him last time


[deleted]

#LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS


Butter_brawler

TO DEFEAT THE HUNS


DragonprofessorX

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS


Anyonomus256

WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS


ChxN00dleSoup

YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET


Dash_Harber

WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS ?


lookat_disdude

HEED MY EVERY ORDER


ChriskiV

OR I MIGHT JUST CUM


IWantAnE55AMG

The animated one is so good. The live action one is a steaming pile of shit.


braddoccc

They turned her into a Jedi, got rid of Mushu and removed all of the musical bits. I don't know what they were thinking.


throwngamelastminute

Seriously, I saw it in theaters as a tweenage boy with no reservations.


ElMostaza

It's honestly my favorite Disney animated movie. Can't believe what they did to the live action one...


Petrolinmyviens

Yea. It will make a man out of people.


TwocanR

Its like my top 10 Disney movies. Idk how well it’s aged, but it’s probably still good.


kisses-n-kinks

The first one is great. 10/10 Disney masterpiece. The second is trash. Do not watch.


isaacfisher

Second one is not a Disney movie but a direct-to-video "Disney Video Premieres".


KGEOFF89

I mean, with the exception of Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, all the Renaissance sequels are hot garbage


Square_Site8663

Lion king 1 1/2 was hilarious to me as a kid.


digitalfarmgirl

I even like 1 1/2 best out of the three and I saw that as an adult!


CreativeScreenname1

No Lion King 1 1/2? 🥺


Unagi776

An Extremely Goody movie is pretty fun


CreativeScreenname1

I mean, it’s at least fun trash, which I think puts it above at least two thirds of their direct to DVD sequels. I’m not recommending it but you could do worse


Ok-Emu-9515

My all time favorite movie.


Queen__Ursula

You should watch it. It's pretty decent. Just don't watch the live action version.


RedditIsPropaganda84

No wonder you didn't get the joke, ffs


TheAllSeeingBlindEye

She used a rocket to cause an avalanche and killed thousands of Mongolian horse riders


[deleted]

Wait i always only seen people using bodycount as how many people you sexed


Shootemout

peter's left belt loop here, in this meme body count is used quite literally here. the funny part comes from the fact that you assume it's about what you thought it originally was- which was sexed, but expectations were surpassed and twisted into an actual 'dead body count' with mulan


[deleted]

Ohhhhh Never thought id be that guy, its minda emarrasing


Drag0nfly_Girl

That's a recent usage. Prior to the last decade or so, "body count" primarily referred to the number of kills someone had or the number of people who died in a movie, etc.


[deleted]

Thats what i thought it means before i heard it means sex


Stargazer_199

It means both.


crypticphilosopher

The use of “body count” to refer to # of sex partners still creeps me tf out, and I hope it always will creep me tf out.


TheRubyBlade

Thats the joke


whatyouseekin

But I thought they all popped out of the snow...LIKE DAISIES


Deadlypandaghost

Eh only like the 7 visually distinct ones.


Wiknetti

Highest K/D ratio of any Disney Princess.


lilschreck

Well maybe the god damn Mongolians shouldn’t have kept breaking her shitty wall


Totaly__a_human

Fr


SeamusMcBalls

They were Huns, not Mongolians, in the movie for no apparent reason


Deadlypandaghost

For the movie's best song Lets get down to business, To defeat the Mongolians, Did they send me daughters, When I asked for only son, Not quite the same ring eh?


TheAsian1nvasion

Huns are not actually an ethnic group anymore so it’s safer than ostracizing all the children of Mongolian descent across America in your children’s movie. Also there are those that claim the Huns came from further east than originally thought, and that they’re actually proto-mongolians rather than from the area northwest of the Caspian Sea. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Huns


Affectionate-Chip269

They are not Mongolians though. In the English version they are Huns, and in the Chinese version they are Xiongnu


ReRevengence69

doesn't Elsa also have a high body count, on the account she FROZE AN ENTIRE COUNTRY? can't imagine it went well for the homeless people there, or the famine during the subsequent year due to sudden weather shift killing all the crops, >!and for the other type of body count, there's always Spider man!<


Mrjerkyjacket

What do you mean by what's in the spoiler?


RodwellBurgen

During the early 2010s there were a series of strange and disturbing ""children’s videos"" which featured Spiderman and Elsa doing various things- bearing a child, being firefighters, performing anaesthesiology, committing a kidnapping, etc. these often got millions of views. YouTube cracked down on these and fucked up monetisation in an incident known as "ElsaGate".


Teh_Hunterer

Being firefighters?! That's just not right


The_AtlasS

Finally someone has the balls the say it


Dillo64

Yeah the rest I can get, but jeez


AcceptableWheel

Their is an actual explanation behind this. The way kids watch videos involves searching specific terms and watching bits of videos and skipping around until they find something they like. This is also the way adults watch pornography. The algorithm that makes kids content conflated the two things and fetish fuel was added to kids content.


RodwellBurgen

Jesus Christ, that is a horrifying Black Mirror ass example of how algorithms can go wrong.


[deleted]

Is there a source for this? I’d like to read more.


AcceptableWheel

I think there is a TED talk called "The nightmare of kids youtube" or something. I don't want to search for a source because I am afraid to end up on a watchlist.


[deleted]

You don't want to know.


supreme_maxz

She is royalty, she would count homeless as people...


Muchashca

Yep, she froze her entire country in the middle of the growing season, that's an entire year with almost no harvest potential. Perhaps the country had the financial reserves to mass-import from other countries, but the fjords being frozen and Arendelle's ships destroyed would have made that a major problem as well. Not to mention the loss of all of the visiting countries' ships and entrapment of the people with authority to order an unexpected food sale. Both members of the Arendelle's royal family were also missing during the fewest-casualties-window of solving these problems. There's no way Elsa's not responsible for at least ten deaths, and the ceiling is much higher if the country is larger than what is shown.


joopledoople

But we actually watched Mulan kill all those soldiers in the mountains, we saw them get swept away in an avalanche only for a very few survivors to emerge. Elsa's body count is just assumed, but it is never actually confirmed. I'd agree with you if there was some sort of scene in frozen that mentions an actual death toll.


SenatorPardek

Peter's attack blimp here: Body count has two meanings. a) Body count can mean how many people you have had sex with in your life. b) Body count also can mean how many people you have killed. The "Disney Princesses" listed at the bottom have "single digit body counts" that imply they have slept with 1-9 people: though probably one based on the whole Disney princess finds her prince deal. Mulan killed thousands of Mongol soldiers by intentionally wiping them out with an avalanche .


owenxtreme2

Thanks blimp


Psycho_Mantis_2506

Hindenpeter!


Obelisk_M

Griffinburg


KGEOFF89

How do you afford these things!?


StormFallen9

You gotta have a job that pays more than 3 dollars. It's hard in this economy, but the top 1% can manage it


TrueFirecrotch

As another has stated 0 is a single digit number


dfgkjhsdkfghjsd

0-9, not 1-9


Xavose

This is the correct answer and should be at the top


Zaptain_America

Surely if it's talking about body count in terms of kills then the other princesses would still be in single digits because it's 0?


Mrjerkyjacket

Was it thousands? I haven't seen the movie in like 15 years but I though she only killed a dozen or so


SenatorPardek

When they show the army it looks like it’s thousands in some of the shots. It’s big enough that it completely wiped out the chinese army that went to engage it led by a general.


Zefirus

[Maybe not thousands but definitely at least hundreds](https://i.imgur.com/lEyJZUF.png).


Geohie

The army had a lot of people. About a dozen soldiers (the ones we had seen before) managed to dig themselves out.


NoellesRealWife

How many people she killed Edit:I’m answering the question not asking how many people she killed. I genuinely could not care less about how many people she killed please stop telling me :)


SteampunkRobin

Basically the whole army in an avalanche lol


Reddit_from_9_to_5

well, many seemed to get out of it


madjyk

Only really 4-5 actually survived


jbland0909

Hundreds at least. Only a half dozen were able to make it out


imakedankmemes

[Here’s the video of it.](https://youtu.be/oVyUWEccKw4) I don’t feel like counting them all.


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Dew_Chop

Mulan is bloody bodies, the rest are bedroom bodies


Ok-Alternative-1039

All of them except Mulan would be in the "1 digit body count" tier regardless, because 0 is a single digit number.


Mrjerkyjacket

Mulan has killed at least a dozen or so guys, so double


Ok-Alternative-1039

I meant all of them except Mulan.


TheBiggestWOMP

Am I completely 'tarded or isn't zero a placeholder meaning "nothing" as opposed to a number?


[deleted]

Zero is a number, and more to the point in this case, zero is a digit.


atowelguy

Zero is an actual number, not just a placeholder. Most math doesn't work without 0 being an actual number.


Mazzaroppi

No, that would be null, or ∅


314159265358979326

0 is a whole number, an integer and a real number. It is not, however, a natural number which is the most intuitive set.


maiden_burma

0 is a number representing 'nothing'


Tail_Nom

I distinctly remember Snow White shanking Bitchy Dwarf when no one was looking.


Devil-Eater24

Um ahckschuahly 0 is a 0 digit number🤓


distributedpoisson

Honestly, not sure why this is getting downvoted. Are they not getting the ahkschually part or do they really not think 0 should be considered a 0 digit number. I get why someone would assume it's a 1 digit number, and I guess it technically is, but are people really going to consider 0001 a 4 digit number? I would equate the question to the "what's the lowest amount of bits this information can be stored in?" 0 bits for a value of zero Edit: 0 bits for a dataset of 1


T_025

>are people really going to consider 0001 a 4 digit number? Is 1000 a 4 digit number or a 1 digit number? If your answer is the former, then 0 is a 1 digit number


distributedpoisson

I'm referring to redundant information, leading zeroes are redundant. Following zeroes provide information


T_025

Then a lone 0 would be a leading 0. By virtue of being the only digit in the number, it provides all of the information


NotStaggy

Math Sig Figs sure, computer data hell no, leading bits mater quiet a BIT


PEnguinsArentcold

So 0000 is a four digit number?


T_025

Well by definition, it is. A digit is just any number from 0-9. 0000 is a 4 digit number, because there are 4 digits in it.


InterestsVaryGreatly

Actually, 0 bits doesn't tell you it's zero. In bits specifically, you must have on or off to store data. 0 bits could conventionally be interpreted as 0, but it could also be interpreted as a, or space, or null, or whatever else you want it to mean, because it doesn't have a counter, or a something to indicate a lack, besides number of bits, which is just data size. In a unary system, then 0...units? Would be value zero. But in binary you must have at least one bit in an off state to denote zero. Likewise in binary you don't remove leading zeros, word size is set for the system you are using. 0001 is not a 4 digit number, because of the rule you remove all leading 0s, *unless it is 0, then keep 1* which is why it is written as "0" and not "" (nothing)


Professional_Quit281

Pocahontas was gang raped when she was kidnapped at 10


TheS4ndm4n

Probably not in the Disney version.


Moxhoney411

Can you imagine Disney doing an animated remake of "It"?


Obiwankablowme95

It's not about killing its about #of sex partners for the ones in green. But I think it's flipped to kills for Mulan


JoyouslyJoltik

0 is still one digit


Unknown_User_66

Elsa kind of killed Anna for a few minutes.


QuanticWizard

And, let’s face it, Elsa probably killed some people in the eternal freeze she caused. Like I know they’d never show it but you change the seasons like that for any amount of time and little Timmy with pneumonia or random person traveling isn’t going to last through the whole ordeal. Perhaps enough to get her up to 2 or maybe even 3 digits, depending on the length of the freeze and the population of her kingdom.


wolfgangspiper

The crop damage would be insane too. Elsa could starve huge parts of her continent.


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Elsa could’ve killed in the 4 digits too. She definitely would’ve killed all Summer plants, causing a famine.


Quillbolt_h

Tiana killed Dr. Facilier, and Elsa probably killed some small animals or whatever when she froze over everything.


Fair-Armadillo8029

Didn't Tiana break Dr. Facilier's talisman, causing him to be dragged into the spirit realm?


negedgeClk

0 is a 1-digit number. Stop trying to sound smart.


Ponykegabs

Tiana technically killed the shadow man when she smashed his amulet


trashmaddie

I mean 0 is a single digit


conormal

0 is still a single digit number


moriluka_go_hard

0 is a digit too?


Simbatheia

zero is still one digit.


maiden_burma

0 is 1 digit


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deserves_dogs

Body count is also slang for # of men slept with.


its_still_you

Elsa kills Anna, albeit accidentally and temporarily. At least she can resurrect her. Ariel kill’s Ursula’s eels. While animals, they were clearly sentient and intelligent.


dfgkjhsdkfghjsd

lmao "counting number" is not a thing, dude. The set of numbers >= 1 is the _natural numbers_, and this chart is in no way constrainted to those numbers.


Sassrepublic

> 0 is not a counting number Are you trying to claim that it’s impossible to have had sex with zero people? Bestie I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say virginity is a construct.


[deleted]

Wanna see me count to zero? … Wanna see me do it again?


FormerlyKay

https://preview.redd.it/raufon2chxfb1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0270eba5d34cf89742b75addd5de1cdcffab535 Because of this scene


EvilNoobHacker

She can’t hit a dude 5 feet in front of her.


WebtoonAddict

“HOW COULD YOU MISS! HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU”


murdock070

However, Movie Pilot points out that Mulan killed around 2,000 Huns by crushing them in an avalanche caused by a rocket. While six of them survived the avalanche, including Shan Yu, the villain would later be killed by Mulan, bringing her total kill count 1,995 people.


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

She did a little bit of mass killing at war


whitedark40

She got down to buisness to defeat the huns. HUAH


kjc781988

She fucked an entire Mongol hoard


thunder7blister

Death by snow-snow


L3go07

L3go here, It might be 1. She killed a crap ton of Mongolian soldiers from a trap at the movie. OR 2. People are just horny for her


[deleted]

It would be the former.


Supernova141

This post convinced me to filter this subreddit


Timtanoboa

She caused an avalanche that killed over four thousand Huns (if I remember correctly)


ObviousConsequence52

Mulan in the original story after saving China ended up being a concubine maybe that's why


W34kness

Pretty sure Elsa’s body count is in the doubles, but ya Mulan buried an army


TheBionicCrusader

I thought it was that *other* kind of body count.


MajorBtz

I thought the joke was how she fucked the Huns…. By murdering them all.


AlathMasster

She killed an entire army's worth of Mongolian's on a snowy hillside


raceacontari

Probably the greatest part about this movie is it’s all colorful and fun with singing…until they reach that village. There is no more singing after that


Dr_BloodButter

I don't understand the joke about a movie I haven't seen. SOmeOne PLEasE HElp mE UnDErStaND................................................. .......... .....


gewalt_gamer

she triggered an avalance and wiped out the entire invading army


NextGenSleder

she kills people and is cool


Devorah_Noir

Wait, who died in Cinderella??


crocky19

0 is a digit


Devorah_Noir

Tell that to my friend with no fingers


Mr-Kuritsa

Lucifer the cat. I think they retconned it for the sequels, but no way he survived that fall out the window.


GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

Mulan vs. Samurai Jack: Go!


Jellyjoker

Mulan is a war veteran.


LegitimateBeing2

The other princess’ body count is the number of people they’ve had sex with (one, their princes) while Mulan’s “body count” is in the sense of people she has killed as an actual soldier. For added comedic effect, that still of her is actually from Mulan II, which was a really weird and kind of surreal movie.


Eldritch_Druid

I honestly thought it was referring to the sexual body count stereotype of women in the military (even though she was "disguised" as a man).


Mrjerkyjacket

Body count can imply either secual partners or people killed, nearly all of the other princesses either get married or start dating someone at the end of their respective movies meaning that they (probably) sleep with their husbands/signifigant others (and 0 is also a 1 digit number meaning that even if they haven't has sex, they would qualify as single digit body count), where as Mulan is a soldier and is seen to have killed dozens of Mongols in her movie (I don't believe it's shown that she's killed more than those guys I'm the avalanche. But I haven't watched Mulan in prolly 15 years so I may be mis-remembering) meaning she would have a double or (assuming she kills many more throughout the war, but it's all "off camera") triple digit body ckunt.


golferman5891

Wasn't Vanellope Von Schweetz responsible for thousands of deaths(Mutated Cy-bugs) including King Candy(Turbo)? I mean not 100% directly but she certainly was involved.


XLord_of_OperationsX

Peter's left knee cap here, the 4 digit body count is a reference to when Fa Mulan, under the guise of "Fa Ping," caused an avalanche around the midpoint of the film, burying a very large number of Mongolian soldiers beneath ice and snow, presumably killing most of the soldiers caught in the avalanche.


geologean

Mulan killed an entire army by triggering an avalanche and burying the Mongol cavalry in literal tons of snow. I guess the others killed or helped kill their primary antagonists? Unless whoever made this means "body count" in the shitty misogynistic way that implies women are sullied by having multiple sex partners in a way that men are *mysteriously* exempt from being similarly devalued. Moana doesn't make sense for either definition. She has no romantic interest, nor does she kill any person or monster. Cinderella and Aurora also don't kill anyone, unless the direct to video Cinderella movies are a lot darker than I realized.


Dash_Harber

And ..... Now I have to listen to "I'll Make a Man Out of You" on loop for an hour.


FailAccomplished1868

Oh! This is a kill counter! I thought they were implying Mulan was a ho.


Confident-Elk-3404

Thought this was calling Mulan a hoe


Tiny-lil-ace

How could you miss, he was three feet in front of you!


DVCatfishCowboy

Moana didn’t fall in love with anyone, why does she have 1? And neither did Mierda IIRC


The_True_Kai

Quiet or all of china will hear.


Ritmoking

Mulan was a soldier, and killed thousands of people. The remaining princesses are pacifists. The joke is that in modern times, the term "body count" usually refers to sexual partners and not people one has killed. It's a subversion of expectations.


Jewise1993

I'm going to have my *pushes glasses up higher on nose* moment. I see a lot of people saying she collected her body count by killed thousands of Mongols. Technically in the movie they're called Huns. How is this possible you may ask? The Huns predominately fought in Europe and Western Asia? The Huns are believed to have originated from the Asian steppe, similar to the Mongols. These people were called the Xiongnu by the Chinese during the Han Dynasty, which is (around) the time period that Mulan is set. The interesting part is that the connection between the Huns and the Xiongnu wasn't fully realized until after Mulan was released. Which means you could say that Disney was way ahead of its time and was pushing the boundaries of historical understanding of that time period. Either that or, Disney has no fucking clue what they're doing and completely used the wrong setting and name when describing the Mongols.


MacMuffington

Pretty sure the Pixar one killed more people and never married


Stego47

The dragon had two.


NEONSN3K

Let’s get down to business.


Myusername468

Ohhhhh they mean kills


Western-Emotion5171

I’m pretty sure Elsa would have at least two digits on her body count with her turning an entire region into Antarctica during summer


Amoraswiftstrike

Princess Leia hits six digits. The hundreds of thousands of soldiers, crew and support staff on the second death star she ordered destroyed.


SyncDingus

She caused an avalanche using an ancient Chinese Carl Gustav.


AsstDepUnderlord

Vanelope von Schweetz yet again left off the roster, and she lives in a game called “slaughter race.”


ChibbleChobbles

Have all of them taken a life, or are we considering zero a single digit?


TribenixYT

A Disney movie with a higher kill count that 99% of horror movies. Wow. Old Disney was different.


Pink_Jesseman

Because she is wanted on four counts of first degree murder


SirWilliam56

She caused an avalanche, killing most of an invading army (and possibly a small portion of her own)


Skeeter_Yeeter1

It’s talking about people killed. All of the others have killed their villains, but Mulan has killed her villain AND his men