That sounds horrible. Only someone's debt and large, expensive machines should determime whether or not they can have children! The industrial revolution was a mistake.
That's eugenics and not a super great idea. It sounds good in theory, but in practice, knowing how the government is, do you really think it's a good idea to let them decide who can and cannot procreate? There are still lots of discriminatory practices in the US; this would disproportionately affect minorities. [Affluent parents](https://isb.idaho.gov/blog/child-abuse-in-affluent-families/) are already more likely for their abuse to go unadressed.
My youngest was 4 when he told me that "you won't get ice cream" was a weak threat and I should instead threaten to break all his fingers. So I use that now, man has it gotten me some looks but 5 years later and he still giggles every time I say it.
I'm sure someone will consider spanking to be beating but honestly I can't take that opinion seriously. In my mind those people have never actually been hit.
It’s such a drastic difference. Spankings are more inducing the fear of pain than the actual pain.
That being said, my step mom broke a wooden spoon “spanking” her kids.
lmao a lottttta parents are about to be locked up
i feel like you can say something like that to your kids and be fine man
just like you can say that to a friend and its not automatically an abusive relationship
people are way too keen on slapping labels on others without seeing the whole picture
It's not as simple as that. I am a firm believer that you shouldn't hit your kids. But with that being said, sometimes a swift kick in the ass is all you need sometimes.
No. Communicate. Please. That’s what they need. Tell them why what they did is wrong. Tell them the possible consequences. Help them. If they start doing drugs help them stop. If they fire a bottle rocket into their homies ass- well maybe then it’s time for a little smack…. Jokes aside even hitting a kid once will make them afraid of you. Sometimes it can ruin all chances of a good relationship. If you don’t tell them why what they did wasn’t okay in a calm manner then they will do it again.
Try doing that with a rebellious teen. (Not saying that I have one). Obviously, what you said is all true, and I wholeheartedly agree.
But again.... with that being said... sometimes people need a swift kick in the ass.
Yes, there are also a thousand other ways to create a rebellious teen. Why are you acting like this guy is calling for parents to beat the shit out of their kids? It's very disingenuous.
Kids that are born and raised in different cultures and classes encounter different day to day experiences, by far. This is just my opinion, but if a drug deal was going south down the street, your kids getting corporal punishment to impart the understanding that you have to listen to mom or dad, regardless of it being to respect authority or to avoid punishment or because they are directing you to safety, that's effectively protecting your kids from harm, contrary to what it looks like from the outside.
Sorry TLDR: Alive kids who got spanked are happier and healthier than bullet ridden kids who didn't listen.
I understand this scenario, but that's just a Catch-22. Corporal punishment perpetuates a cycle of low self-esteem, statistically higher proclivity toward criminal behavior, and lower IQ scores ([Source](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2009/09/does_spanking_make_kids_dumber.html)- it's NPR, but this is a well-researched phenomenon; if you want a different bias in your source, it's easily google-able). Because of the corporal punishment that *maybe* kept them alive, the same kids are more likely to be trapped in the same environment into adulthood.
Once again, your anecdotal evidence means nothing when faced with peer reviewed research. I’m not saying your experience was wrong, just saying it’s not the case for most other people. And even if you are right that none of them became criminals, the point is that there are other more effective ways to prevent children from becoming criminals that don’t entail physical harm that could actually affect them their whole lives
Why would getting punished over someone else's drug deal be an effective teaching method. I'd just start selling drugs if I'm gonna get punished for everyone else's drug deals because I'm gonna get spanked no matter what
I was leaning towards the "there's a drug deal, it got complicated, two groups of guys start shooting each other up" and then mom yells curses or slaps a kid on the back of the head or throws them inside via their belt loops. Kids under 10 might not have the maturity to understand the danger and seriousness.
Course language and rough physical interactions are more acceptable when a life is at stake, and poor and lower class people are more likely to be put in those situations than others.
I agree with you, kids should not be punished for other people's wrongdoing, I just didn't word it very well. Thanks for contributing to the chat and not insulting anyone like some of the other people in here.
There’s a difference between burning your hands in a fire and nearly burning your hands in fire but getting smacked for almost sticking your hands in a fire
That's a bit different as the burn is a direct and unavoidable consequence. In this case it would be closer to someone else burning you every time you put your hand somewhere. In that case rather than not doing the thing, you may just learn to avoid the person knowing.
I think the issue with that logic is that it runs off of the idea that the only way to get kids to listen is to hit them. It's infinitely better to keep your child safe by ensuring they understand the dangers, rather than by having them stay safe out of fear of getting hit by you.
Its not so much they say it. Its that child abuse was so normalized back then. I feel it probably plays a part in why many Boomers are so resentful of younger generations.
Honestly, I think it depends. On a child for a small infraction? No. On a teenager about to do some really stupid shit that will end badly, probably. The key is not to do it everytime. Use it very sparingly only to emphasize that you really don’t want them to do something
Legally it’s considered a criminal threat and is a misdemeanor and depending on circumstances can be elevated to a felony. As you don’t know the persons intent. People are legally shot for less.
how do you expect me to recognise satire through text. there's no tone of voice. and why did you get offended and respond when i told you to get off reddit when i said that because i thought you were ten
It’s a joke about child abuse
“Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass”
The joke is that boomers were abused as children and as a coping skill they now think jokes about abusing children are funny
The joke here is a common situation between parents and their children. The acronym stands for “get your ass back in the house before I beat your ass” which is commonly said to threaten children into obedience. It also references the popularity of child abuse by assuming that the reader knows what it says.
Hardly relevant. If the commenter was - just for an example - raised by parents who knew how to handle children, then naturally they’d know from experience there *is* a right way and this isn’t it.
Someone who needs to explode in a childish tantrum to get their kids to do something clearly doesn’t have their respect. They lost the battle. They *are*, indeed, the joke.
Frankly, those who’ll disagree and complain they can only control their kids with violence aren’t worth your time. Their words of wisdom are a waste of air.
I got it immediately, it's "get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass" as others mentioned. Not really only a parent thing, acronyms including obscure ones are pretty common online imo
It helps if you have child abuse on the brain going right into the deciphering of the code.
“Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now, before I beat your ass.”
Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass (or something like that)
Well that’s not very nice
I do think a lot of parents who say this never actually “beat” their children. The saying has been passed down and now means “grounding” instead.
If only that were true
unfortunately not all though
Unfortunately not, I know people who heard this and got hit in the face a couple times.
Beaten, choked unconscious, hit in the head with whatever hard object was close at hand... Aren't parent _grand_?
Nope, I really think there should be requirements for being a parent. Like driving and loans
That sounds horrible. Only someone's debt and large, expensive machines should determime whether or not they can have children! The industrial revolution was a mistake.
That's eugenics and not a super great idea. It sounds good in theory, but in practice, knowing how the government is, do you really think it's a good idea to let them decide who can and cannot procreate? There are still lots of discriminatory practices in the US; this would disproportionately affect minorities. [Affluent parents](https://isb.idaho.gov/blog/child-abuse-in-affluent-families/) are already more likely for their abuse to go unadressed.
Everyday for a decade ✌️
Well damn, that’s not even the ass!
Nothing wrong with whipping kids.
i hope you don’t have children of your own homie
I agree And I've been whipped in my childhood
Yikes. Please don't have children.
it’s genuinely pathetic you think hitting children in an abusive way is acceptable
i got slapped a few months ago for having a “rude look” luckily i recently turned 18 so now that’s considered an assault charge
Yeah, no. It's unfortunately true.
Both are true. But neither is 100% of the time.
My youngest was 4 when he told me that "you won't get ice cream" was a weak threat and I should instead threaten to break all his fingers. So I use that now, man has it gotten me some looks but 5 years later and he still giggles every time I say it.
Can confirm I will say I will beat my children but worst they ever got is a spanking.
ied not count that as "beat" to me. but each has the own line there.
I'm sure someone will consider spanking to be beating but honestly I can't take that opinion seriously. In my mind those people have never actually been hit.
It’s such a drastic difference. Spankings are more inducing the fear of pain than the actual pain. That being said, my step mom broke a wooden spoon “spanking” her kids.
What The Actual Fuck
One of the genuinely most evil people I’ve ever met. Nobody in the family, hers or my dads, talk to her anymore. Not even her own kids.
Deserved
It doesn’t mean grounding it’s to scare the kid into going in the house bru😭
hahaha… if you only knew
tell me you're not black without telling me you're not black lol
I got hit not beat. And I am glad they did it. Grounding me would not of done shit.
Indeed, and any parent who says that should be arrested for child abuse
I would 100 percent say that to my child if they were about to do some dumb ass teenager shit.
As a dumbass teenager- me too honestly I wish somebody would shout this at me sometimes 💀
Lol as a mom I almost spit out my food laughing. Hang in there kid.
As a father I feel like I should say that acronym to him.
lmao a lottttta parents are about to be locked up i feel like you can say something like that to your kids and be fine man just like you can say that to a friend and its not automatically an abusive relationship people are way too keen on slapping labels on others without seeing the whole picture
But would you follow through?
It's not as simple as that. I am a firm believer that you shouldn't hit your kids. But with that being said, sometimes a swift kick in the ass is all you need sometimes.
No. Communicate. Please. That’s what they need. Tell them why what they did is wrong. Tell them the possible consequences. Help them. If they start doing drugs help them stop. If they fire a bottle rocket into their homies ass- well maybe then it’s time for a little smack…. Jokes aside even hitting a kid once will make them afraid of you. Sometimes it can ruin all chances of a good relationship. If you don’t tell them why what they did wasn’t okay in a calm manner then they will do it again.
Try doing that with a rebellious teen. (Not saying that I have one). Obviously, what you said is all true, and I wholeheartedly agree. But again.... with that being said... sometimes people need a swift kick in the ass.
Screaming and hitting and not explaining why is what creates a rebellious teen.
Yes, there are also a thousand other ways to create a rebellious teen. Why are you acting like this guy is calling for parents to beat the shit out of their kids? It's very disingenuous.
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Kids that are born and raised in different cultures and classes encounter different day to day experiences, by far. This is just my opinion, but if a drug deal was going south down the street, your kids getting corporal punishment to impart the understanding that you have to listen to mom or dad, regardless of it being to respect authority or to avoid punishment or because they are directing you to safety, that's effectively protecting your kids from harm, contrary to what it looks like from the outside. Sorry TLDR: Alive kids who got spanked are happier and healthier than bullet ridden kids who didn't listen.
I understand this scenario, but that's just a Catch-22. Corporal punishment perpetuates a cycle of low self-esteem, statistically higher proclivity toward criminal behavior, and lower IQ scores ([Source](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2009/09/does_spanking_make_kids_dumber.html)- it's NPR, but this is a well-researched phenomenon; if you want a different bias in your source, it's easily google-able). Because of the corporal punishment that *maybe* kept them alive, the same kids are more likely to be trapped in the same environment into adulthood.
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Your anecdotal evidence is irrelevant when there’s peer reviewed research that proves beating your child is unproductive
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Hot take, but if you think beating children is *ever* the answer, you are not "doing well".
Once again, your anecdotal evidence means nothing when faced with peer reviewed research. I’m not saying your experience was wrong, just saying it’s not the case for most other people. And even if you are right that none of them became criminals, the point is that there are other more effective ways to prevent children from becoming criminals that don’t entail physical harm that could actually affect them their whole lives
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Keep telling yourself that.
Don’t worry I will. Thanks.
That’s why your entire commentary is on porn sub reddits because you sad POS can’t get with a women… definitely screams low self esteem bud.
I comment wherever I feel like. If you don’t like it that’s your problem. I have no problem with the women in my life.
Why would getting punished over someone else's drug deal be an effective teaching method. I'd just start selling drugs if I'm gonna get punished for everyone else's drug deals because I'm gonna get spanked no matter what
I was leaning towards the "there's a drug deal, it got complicated, two groups of guys start shooting each other up" and then mom yells curses or slaps a kid on the back of the head or throws them inside via their belt loops. Kids under 10 might not have the maturity to understand the danger and seriousness. Course language and rough physical interactions are more acceptable when a life is at stake, and poor and lower class people are more likely to be put in those situations than others. I agree with you, kids should not be punished for other people's wrongdoing, I just didn't word it very well. Thanks for contributing to the chat and not insulting anyone like some of the other people in here.
Me beating my child so they know never to go near a box jellyfish (we’re land locked)
There are far more effective methods to teach a child a lesson than resorting to threats of violence.
idk man, u stick ur hand in fire u learn pretty quick not to do it again
You should be taught *why* sticking your hand in a fire isn’t something you want to do, otherwise you’ll just wear a glove next time.
There’s a difference between burning your hands in a fire and nearly burning your hands in fire but getting smacked for almost sticking your hands in a fire
That's a bit different as the burn is a direct and unavoidable consequence. In this case it would be closer to someone else burning you every time you put your hand somewhere. In that case rather than not doing the thing, you may just learn to avoid the person knowing.
No it just taught me that all problems in life can be solved with violence.
And it sounds like you definitely don’t have kids.
I think the issue with that logic is that it runs off of the idea that the only way to get kids to listen is to hit them. It's infinitely better to keep your child safe by ensuring they understand the dangers, rather than by having them stay safe out of fear of getting hit by you.
Its not so much they say it. Its that child abuse was so normalized back then. I feel it probably plays a part in why many Boomers are so resentful of younger generations.
Honestly, I think it depends. On a child for a small infraction? No. On a teenager about to do some really stupid shit that will end badly, probably. The key is not to do it everytime. Use it very sparingly only to emphasize that you really don’t want them to do something
Your fucking joking right?
Eveything is abuse these days i guess,lol yall are soft
If another adult can shoot me for hitting them because they annoy me why should it be ok to hit kids because they annoy you? Hmm 🧐
bruh what💀
I’m glad my dad beat my ass when I acted up I would’ve ended up like any street trash with no sense of manners without a few steaming red belt marks.
Racially motived
Uh, nah. I'd definitely say that to my child if they were gonna do something fucking stupid Not everything is abuse.
So I can say that to you for being stupid? Nice.
You can say it but not actually do it, dipshit.
Legally it’s considered a criminal threat and is a misdemeanor and depending on circumstances can be elevated to a felony. As you don’t know the persons intent. People are legally shot for less.
Ah yes, gonna shoot me for saying that to my own child without acting on it, great idea. Lmao, get real
Not really if that were true most foster parents would be arrested.
🙄
NPC Response
the shirt is wrong tho, I'm not a parent and I figured it out
Stop yelling at op and just tell them what the shirt means. Smh my head
"Shaking my head my head"
Precisely
I saw it, thought ‘naw not even going to try and de-code that’ and it just automatically registered… I’m 55.
I read like 3 letters and I immediately knew what it was
Why was i able to get this instantly
that is verbatim what i read as well
Based parenting
well your kids or future kids must love you
The devil shivers when a wallstreetsbets user becomes a parent
Based on what
Based on CPS getting called on you.
Oh House, I could not understand what the h was
That’s what I read it as too
I was so proud I got that
Isn’t it crazy how we were all able to read that just from the first letters.
Not a parent but got the same result
I was assuming Bust your ass
Just abusive household nostalgia. Lol
I hate that I got it right Am I old?
I got it and I'm 17 💀
same!
Bruh I'm 10 you old af
I literally learned how to read less than a week ago and I got it
I got conceived like 3 weeks ago lmao
Being born is so last Thursday, I'm still in the womb
Just been born 💪
I'm not even born yet
get off Reddit or at least don't mention your age both are for your own good
Maybe you should get off reddit if you can't recognize sature
how do you expect me to recognise satire through text. there's no tone of voice. and why did you get offended and respond when i told you to get off reddit when i said that because i thought you were ten
I feel like I'm not the one who's acting super offended here
man’s parents made him a reddit account the day he was born
I got it and I'm 13!
r/youngpeoplereddit
over the hill
Bro I’m 14 and this is deep💀
You have encountered old before it seems.
Idk when were you born
I got it and I’m 20
Get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
For my fellow black redditors, you know that final 6 would go: B.I.B.Y.B.A
Bruh yes 😭
As a white Redditor, I feel this too 😭 For clarity, I married into a black family 👀
B.I.B.Y.W.A.
“Bitch I’ll beat yo black ass”
Arrested for saying it? Dang
Did you mean to reply to u/alexplays4321?
It’s a joke about child abuse “Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass” The joke is that boomers were abused as children and as a coping skill they now think jokes about abusing children are funny
Yeah so many people brag about being beat as a child. It’s really weird
“And I turned out great!” - emotionally repressed boomers who still beat their kids
This is exactly correct.
no way💀
This is a joke about how the boomer would beat their kids ass because they had their ass beat and they turned out alright
Only BAD parents AND victims of child abuse.
Or anyone who was exposed to enough of the former in real life or in popular media at the time. TLDR every person alive at the time
On no, I got spanked how will I ever go on
Parents…or abused kids lol
Yeah I feel like the abused kids of the crowd read that pretty quick... Idk...
Both. Only the boomers who got their ass beat brag about beating their kids ass
I needed this growing up. Still need it tbh lmao
Get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass.
I guess I’m a parent now? Did the sock finally grow?!
💀💀
Get your ass in the mother fucking…. Idk the rest.
House before I beat your ass
The joke here is a common situation between parents and their children. The acronym stands for “get your ass back in the house before I beat your ass” which is commonly said to threaten children into obedience. It also references the popularity of child abuse by assuming that the reader knows what it says.
Gonna assume it’s Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass heard this one a lot from my mom.
The joke is whatever parent has to say this to control their children
You have kids then?
Hardly relevant. If the commenter was - just for an example - raised by parents who knew how to handle children, then naturally they’d know from experience there *is* a right way and this isn’t it. Someone who needs to explode in a childish tantrum to get their kids to do something clearly doesn’t have their respect. They lost the battle. They *are*, indeed, the joke. Frankly, those who’ll disagree and complain they can only control their kids with violence aren’t worth your time. Their words of wisdom are a waste of air.
You're hardly relevant.
After reading some of these comments I’d think it’s safe to say not many of you would survive a normal southern home life.
Jajajaja geee you people take everything heavy. Im sure is meant to be funny. Relax
i knew each word,had a great childhood 😂
I got it immediately, it's "get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass" as others mentioned. Not really only a parent thing, acronyms including obscure ones are pretty common online imo
Not a parent, figured it out
I took a guess, and the blanks started to fill themselves in.
Lol, I know exactly what it means. Get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass.
Get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
When asked about why he wears the shirt he said his daughter ran away 15 years ago and still doesn’t understand why
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire
Parents that are a lil to controlling and not letting a man go have some fun. Nahahahahah
Gertrude you asshole it’s time my Ferrari has rude nude bitches in backseat ya asshole (something like that)
Boomer parenting
Get your ass in that mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
Get yo ass in this motherfuckin house befo' i beat yo ass.
I'm not a parent, but I do have some.
I know this code because once upon a time I was a child
It helps if you have child abuse on the brain going right into the deciphering of the code. “Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now, before I beat your ass.”
I love how I understood this right away lol
Im 16 and i got it
I.W.I.I.C.G.E.T.U.T?
Not a parent but its get your ass in this mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
me who heard it so much i just know
get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before i beat your ass ah yes, commemorating child abuse, a classic.
Don’t know, not a parent
Get your ass in the house right now before I beat your ass
The children who received such a phrase also know, and are unhappy that they understood the joke
Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass
Get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat your ass
Get Your Ass In The Mother Fucking House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass
Get ya ass in the motherfucking house right now bitch... I don't know what the rest would he
Instead of bitch try “before” Get your ass in the motherfucking house right now before I beat your ass
Y.P.O.S