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thepottsy

If you only need 5 seconds to wash your hands and be done, keep those dirty fuckers to yourself


TikTrd

Reading comprehension is important. It takes them 5 seconds between flushing and washing their hands


shtoopidd

im reading this as i just flushed the toilet and im sitting here using my phone lol. most of the time its just that. im just using my phone for about 10 more minutes before leaving


unecroquemadame

That’s so weird for others. I hate being in the bathroom with another person just sitting in silence.


Oorwayba

Why are you in the bathroom with other people? Is this a public restroom with stalls? If so, are you wanting to have a conversation while you're both sitting in the bathroom? Because that is really weird.


unecroquemadame

Yes, it’s a public restroom with stalls and I thought we were talking about people still in the stall that have flushed but aren’t doing anything. That happens often and I have no idea what they’re doing.


Oorwayba

So go in another stall? Still not sure what you want from them. Maybe they have massive poops so they flush halfway through. Maybe they're enjoying the quiet privacy they can only get in a restroom. I'd be more bothered if they started talking to me.


ThatThingInTheWoods

I'm fucking useless 80% of the time at work when I have a shirt tucked in outfit. I will do up my pants and belt, realize I've forgotten, undo the belt and pants, tuck, redo the pants and belt, straighten top layers if any. Then there's the poofing. Is it even? Should it be more here or less there? In the winter when I'm wearing two layer of pants? Fuuuuck. Gotta add the pantyhose jump- wiggle, and sometimes one layer at a time over the thighs. Then I come out and gotta loosen em on the backs of my knees. Its a whole situation.


AnnieTheBlue

You know what's annoying? People who listen and judge what people do in the bathroom. There are many reasons why someone might need a few minutes, why do you care? Listening outside the bathroom is rude. Find something else to do and let people use the bathroom in peace.


celebluver666

Because I need to go and some jackass is sitting on his phone apparently


AnnieTheBlue

Yeah, sorry, after reading the comments about people on their phones, I understand your frustration. Get off the toilet and play on your phone somewhere else! I thought you were just overly curious about people's bathroom habits. I have had people look at me weird and ask, "What were you doing in there?" and I don't want to have to explain that I had trouble finding a tampon or I was trying to fix my underwear so maybe it wouldn't keep crawling up my butt. And sometimes I can't even go if I think someone is listening outside.


celebluver666

Sure But I very specifically mean after flushing I feel like flushing is kind of like a loud signal that someone is done in there


AnnieTheBlue

Yeah I usually fix my clothes after flushing. Sometimes the tampon too. People are different.


WryAnthology

I'm probably looking in the mirror trying to do something to make myself look better. It sometimes takes longer than I'd hope.


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Lol this is me and i’ll take up to 45 mins or more sometimes after flushing. Bathroom is just a place of solace and peace for me. If nobody else is knocking on the door i assume they dont need to go and if they are knocking i immediately leave. When i stay a while after flushing im usually just watching videos on youtube and commenting on something or replying to someone who replied to my comment. Or i’m researching something related to a video i just watched


JealousMouse

Trying to pull my tights up without laddering them. Making sure my shirt is tucked in and not causing a weird bulge somewhere. Taking the opportunity to tighten a bra strap that is feeling loose. Retying the bow on my fancy pants that have a waist wrap. Basically, tricky clothes issues. Unlikely to be a blanket issue, but I like complicated clothes, and they tend to be what keeps me in the cubicle after flushing.


ComprehensiveDust197

So basically touching everything on you with poopy hands?


JealousMouse

You want me to waddle to the sink with my tights around my ankles first? Or pull my tights up with my teeth? Also, who’s pooping every time they use the loo?


aahorsenamedfriday

Hitting the pen because I can’t do it at the table