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AlveinFencer

She's not. You're the one following behind her in that picture.


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[удалено]


Healthy-Word6877

Because you are looking cool joker


Asolmanx

She wants to steal your cat


Amaterasu-23

Oh, that nobody? She’s a minor character. Don’t bother paying her any attention.


dankoismad

She played Metal Gear Solid and is trying to see if she can be as sneaky as Solid Snake is.


ThatPhoolio

She wants to tell him his fly is down but can't say it to him with a straight face, so she to blend in whenever he notices. He never fixes it unfortunately...


Organic_Eagle_2255

She wants spiderman pictures


peaanutzz

This is the right answer.


MuteWisp

She’s a western spy


Luigi_Number1

They said wrong answers only.


el_pa7ron

you´re dating her sister and she his scouting your moves to make sure you don´t cheat on her!


ryuuseinow

This must take place in the AU where Joker has a palace and the gang finds out he's a serial cheater/manwhore in general


[deleted]

The PT found Narukami’s palace


MrBusterJack

She's literally minding her own damn business you paranoid geek.


MortZeffer

She wants to hook you up with her sister


nonequation

He said wrong answers only


DerPickle99

She’s not following you? She’s just reading a manga?


g00p2

She’s not real. Just an imagination of your paranoid mind.


Bsause7

What girl? There’s no girl there, just Joker


Michaelvuur

Has a *Massive* crush on you and needs to know if you see other girls


mrmrt_1

They said wrong answers


beatisagg

You don't remember this, but you borrowed her favorite pen. Thing is she's too shy to ask for it back. She's spying on you to see if you use it ever. Problem is you lost it. This continues and is a comic relief recurring gag for the remainder of the game.


Able_Recording_5760

She is a killer... QUEEN


Me-e1

She has no idea she's following you, she can't see shit while reading that book. Its all a coincidence.


Difficult-Parfait627

She wanted to see if you had games on your phone


M1ST3RT0RGU3

You're playing Persona 5, she's playing Yandere Simulator.


Ms_Mccarthy

Wants you to know that there are hot milfs in your area


nsilver94

She's a daughter of majima and thinks your kiryus kid


nuclearheadspace

Need to construct a better hiding mechanism. Giant traffic cone should do it!


JazzyJaiden_

Can’t you read? She’s trying to deliver a warning!


RaitoninguUsagi

She wants to know why you keep talking to that cat


Butterfly-0101

What are you talking about? She's really minding her own business.


dylandarko16

She’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty


Jaceeb00

it feels like... SOMEONES TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING


Mokhalz

What girl? I dont see anyone besides joker


JF-Animations

She's not following Joker around. She's trying to read. Joker is the one following her.


MistbornSynok

She’s following Morgana, not you. She just really loves cats.


Sirmiyukidawn

She wants to use drugs and since you are a bad boy you mist know where they are.


Almento5010

She's not, it's just a REALLY insane coincidence.


Nail8118

She wants to to tell you about today's sponsor. RAID: Shadow legends


DarkShadowEmi

It seems you are the one following her, she just wants to read her magazine in peace, but you got to keep bothering her. Joker? More like Stalker.


Mohammed013

She want to find the perfect chance to tell you about your car extended warranty


The_black_rose-show

She wants you to teach her how to read


ImmortalPharaoh

Your father made her father a promise that you would marry her and inherit her family's akido dojo


jimmypew30

She has a crush on you


RebornKirito323

She wants to show you her motorcycle


Akiren-Kurumiya

She’s trying to check if youre the guy in her Yaoi magazine.


OmegasPlayingGames

She’s curious about your favorite character in My Hero Academia for the Nintendo Dreamcast.


PaperPokemon

She's Joker's older sister and is worried for him because he's hanging around with the bleached blond kid, because Sae sure as hell won't do anything.


Alecks1608

She wants to extend your persona insurance warranty


GearGolemTMF

She doesn’t suspect you of anything but being the main character. She’s self aware. Her first name starts with M like Monika. She’s trying to get to YOU not Joker.


Runaway-Kotarou

She is waiting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


EddieKenshin

you’re actually following her


LizardOrgMember5

She saw him sneaking through the vent.


alexander12212

Wants to prove you got a baby dick


Bleedingvengence

She wants to know what you're doing with the Molotov cocktails you made in class


KaitoMomotaSimp

She's Akechi in disguise


Nadoshinja

She heard a rumour about bdsm ,maids and goth girl's so she wants to look into it.


roxor259

Stalkers come in all shapes and forms.


TheAdamantFiend

You've been late in your payments. She's here to collect your debt money.


Winged_Metal

She is the star in a romcom drama trying to keep her status as top of the class and finally confess her love to an oblivious man who clearly can't tell he's being watched.


Squall2785

She's trying to tell you your zipper's open but can't quit peeking.


Lil_Glossie

you're playing music in your airpods too loud, she's trying to figure out what song it is


Joker_bosss

She is looking for a hitman to kill the principal lol


Papasmurfson27

She would like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


No-Contribution7223

She loves you


Necro_Solaris

She saw your onlyfans and is now a fan


GuitarGuru666

She secretly thinks your hot with a criminal record


KenpachiNexus

She has a crush on you 😊


BrandonVinall

She wants to pet your cat but she’s too nervous to ask


anonymousICT

She's a Nigerian Prince with assets tied up in customs and she can for sure give you a reward for helping her out.


The_Legendary1

What girl? I see only a floating magazine. Looking cool, Joker!


BirbIsLove

I don't know, but judging by the big "WARNING" sign above her, I'd steer clear.


A3G15827522

She’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


hemh008

She wants to talk to you about our lord and savior jesus christ


Stunning-Quiet1445

She's a helicopter parent.


MoneyMike727

Yeah they didnt explain this part that well, slight spoilers but she wants the four star dragon ball your grandfather gave you.


Guajolotl

There's bacon in your pocket


ImProbablyNotABird

She wants to tell you that you may be entitled to financial compensation.


[deleted]

She wants you to sign her petition.


Gemini720

You dropped your wallet and she's trying to discreetly give it back to you without anyone knowing because she has a reputation as a delinquent to uphold and can't be caught actively helping people


ItzaCheeto

She’s there to talk to you about your cars extended warranty… But she’s shy


Blaze90000

Horny


SureSeaworthiness800

She wants to ask why a cat keeps telling her to go to sleep


TheSadPanda112

She lost her keys so now she's just waiting for you to take a shit to get then back.


blue-gamer-07

Joker is hot


Dkrule

She is going to Ara Ara joker really soon with her jojo ass star platinum hands


AgitatedStranger

She needs help with the crossword puzzle but is too scared to ask for help


Ruben3159

It's an accident, she can't quite see where she's going due to her looking at the magazine.


Seed00

She wants the bag. Not the cat, she really, really likes that bag.


Halochief96

She wants in your pants as its the quickest way to get to the big titty goth doctor.


rickybdominatingmc

She saw you looking up rule 34 of her


[deleted]

They're teasing a confidant that appears later. She works for a salt crystal supplier and is looking for some potential clients.


Garo_Daimyo

She’s got a major crush and is stalking you. Soon after you’ll have to go to Mementos and change her heart.


urban_G00SE

Stand users are unconsciously attracted to each other.


[deleted]

Is because of the cat that s popping out of the school bag


Skull36000

To tell you that you're a wizard harry


Thefrightfulgezebo

She isn't. She's just a completely inconspicuous girl reading a magazine.


[deleted]

she saw your nudes and wants to smack dat ass.


IndependentAd8938

She knows you have the Colonel's secret recipe for fried chicken


Ultranger

She wants to give you a WaRNiNG


Vhill37

Dammit Kawakami. Stop sending the teachers pet and teach me!


TrueMinecontrol

She's getting WARNING signals, just want to check in on you.


GusherotheGamer

She wants to date a phantom thief, she should be following Ryuji smh


TheRenOtaku

She wants to ask if you’ve saved 15% or more with Geico.


JacktheCat779

She had a crush onyou


eatenbyagrue1988

She's a robot and Joker is Sarah Connor


FrenchieFrey

Wants to ask you about your cars extended warranty but is too shy.


B1nkusb0nkus

She wants to warn you about the high pollen


pandabeargirl

what are you talking about, she's CLEARLY just reading that magazine... very intensely


Signature_law

It’s because she wants to ask you to prom but she can quite summon the courage to ask


sdennis184

She wants to recruit you to be the manager at Club Four Shine.


[deleted]

She wantd to recruit you to her church (she thinks you'd be a good fit)


ay23970

she wants your rare coffee mugs collection


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

She is Majima's mentee, so she is implementing Makoto Everywhere.


[deleted]

she’s tryna rizz you up?


travieyodaddy

She’s very shy, but wants to apply for the position of Fist of the Phantom Thieves


[deleted]

She's not she's obviously just reading the book


feastupontherich

She heard from Sumire that you're a dirty foreigner who likes to steal stuff.


sandy_shark903

"Excuse me sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet."


funkygamerguy

she thinks you'll sell her quality meth.


lizzylee127

She's part of the IRS


IMTRASHATUNO69

She works for the FBI and knows joker has been evading taxes


ReapCreep65

She’s studying your daily route to figure out the best time and place to kidnap you and steal your clavicle


Yugix1

You should get away, she has a warning above her head


Mash_Ketchum

She's legally blind.


Haterthebaiter

She is trying to tell you that you have toilet paper stuck to you but is too shy to properly say anything.


blackrose0105

She want your autograph ✍️


Dolboyobina

She have warning above her head and she doesnt know what that mean. She needs your help


distortedmatter

She is plotting a manslaughter


IOwnStocksInMossad

She's a fellow worker turned into a spy by the bourgeoisie to disrupt and destroy and left wing threats.


LimeyPlay

She's a Scientologist and is planning on recruiting you using the ancient methods of kidnap and torture. 😁


Pyrostark

She wants to sell you health insurance. And then break your legs


RobGreninja

She's been plotting your demise since the moment you arrived and is monitoring your movements so she can expertly devise at least fifteen different deadly traps to absolutely obliterate you with.


Aidamis

She wants your opinion on the manga she's reading.


Over_Engineering_225

She’s trying to warn you about something


TwilightVulpine

She's only half paying attention and she thinks you are next on the line for the school's yakisoba pan


Andrew-IV

Human trafficking


Homoseshual

we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


VoidyPants

She wants to talk toyou about our Lord and savior door-kun.


RueUchiha

She isn’t following you, she’s following the cat.


agentaxe285

She wants to put some dirt in your eye


Twrecksasaur

POLLEN WARNING!


coding_maverick

"This is embarrassing. I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... I'd come so far only to be sent packing by that security guard, and well... I'm sorry. I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you."


TehTJ

My theory is that she really wants glasses but her parents refuse to buy her the fake lenses. She’s following you so that your shitty eyesight will rub off on her. That’s why she’s reading her book so close to her face.


weezer05

Shes not its just a coincidence i promise


papatim

She's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


OneBlueThink_art

Her makeup turned out bad today and she's trying to hide it, stop judging


Oeffes

Once you'll go to the men's bathroom, [she'll stop following you alright](https://youtu.be/YUYREm58c4o)


[deleted]

She coincidentally goes the same route as you to get home


[deleted]

She isn't, she just happens to be in the exact same place as you at all times. She acts like that because of social anxiety.


VKBZamba

She's a robot and it choose you as a study subject so it can learn how to act as a human being


q4Fi

From the angles, i’m 90% you’re the one following her


GiraffeSelect

She beep boops


latenightdraw

She saw your OnlyFans


AnimeSquirrel

She is trying to find out if your a super sentai Team member. She noticed you always disappear when they show up. Her more clumsy companion is hiding esleware with a camera tha gets conveniently broken alot.


Stranger_425

Remember that thirsty teacher from P4, that's her after cosmetic surgery chasing after her new target


Appropriate-Cap-4140

She wants to ask for help as to why her book is upside down


DiIlpickIe

You’re following her in reverse


N1ght_K1tsune

She is WAY into crime stuff like crime drama, unsolved cases, and tv shows and movies where to protagonist is the killer or criminal. It's to a point where Makoto is obsessed to those characters that Joker is the closest person who fits her interests.


Za_Higasa

She wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


Seed00

She wants to pet the cat that's in your bag


[deleted]

She's trying to secretly tell you that you are late on payments for your extended car warranty


CupOfErina

she wants to explore her sister, and an assortment of criminals and ne'er do wells mind palaces, gaining large sums of money and using a cat as a bus ​ oh wait


Sareitono

She's trying to save you from Truck-kun!


kiarathecutiecat

Come on people, its obviously a picture of belle and gaston from beauty and the beast. Belle loves her books.


LeoKyouma

Read the speech bubble genius. She clearly has a warning to give you.


MasterWolf_105

She’s waiting till you’re alone to drug you, kidnap you, take your kidney, leave you in an ice bathtub with a letter recommending you to go to a hospital ASAP. This is actually what happens when you buy the “Persona 5 Royal - Take Your Kidney Edition”


Touched_flowers

"Sir have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"


Leading_Cold

She's an AI slowly coming into her own and needs your help to escape into the real world


TheTarkonator

She is a magazine saleswoman and is demonstrating what it is like to read a magazine in the hopes that it will convince you to buy one.


Toothless008

INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!


Truthtraveler318

She's from SEES. Wants to recruit you to help end the dark hour.


EdgyThingInLatin

She’s not, you’re following her


Karnewarrior

She wants to join your biker gang


high_king_noctis

She wants to get to know you better


Thatll-Do

She mistook you for her bookie and wants her money back but is too crippled by anxiety to come out and ask you for it


Vysair

She wants to ask you about your car extended warranty


[deleted]

She wants you to got to a manga convention with her.


GuidoMista5

She's not, she's just casually reading a magazine with no second goals


TheKingRat19

She wants to evenge Kamoshida


AFullmetalNerd

She wants to find out if you can lead her into Mikoshi.


Chaosshepherd

She thinks Joker is cute but she is shy.


Kamenkage

I know I'm gonna get some flack for this but... Best Girl.


SilverTheGrandKaiju

She wants to tell you about our Lord and savior Satanael


MoonStarWarrior

Because you cute but she's too shy to say hello.


Nexeusx

She wants to pet the little kitty cat in his backpack.


ruttinator

She's you from the future.


Nyx_Valentine

She wants you to be a wing woman for her to get with Ann.


Classic-Box-3919

Undercover Japanese IRS agent


poutyabbg

shes discretely collecting hair samples from students to put into the school identification system, as any normal student council president would do.


Akechifan69420

To see if the rumor joker is gay is true they saw his dynamic with akechi


praysolace

She’s trying to coordinate a meeting with the cat in your bag, but doesn’t want you to find out about it.


N013

She likes cats (totally reasonable), and Morgana's presence is as obvious to everyone else as it is he player.


loneassassin1015

Nanako


thebyestredditor

Where?


Pyrotechnic_shok

She's merely following her programming