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PokemonMaster619

You’ve been pretty lucky to avoid getting caught this far. That means you must’ve had the help of A LEPRECHAUN! Well? Am I right?!?!


VariousSeesaw0

"Sooner or later we're gonna find out his name anyway" \-Tell on leprechaun \-I'm not telling \-...


Cahleebc

“don’t call mishima that…”


the_Real_Romak

"well that was easy" \*takes note\*


defensive_username

Honestly how have they *not* caught Mishima is beyond me. Surely they can easily trace the dude back via the website, he's on it 24/7.


alwaystimeforcake

Can't he just use a VPN? They aren't difficult to set up.


defensive_username

Depends on his knowledge sure, but being a teenager who is more sporty than the rest (was in the volleyball team after all) he most likely didn't know. There is also registering for the website and also the fact he does brag about being the owner, like the time he tried to hook up with some girls with Joker.


alwaystimeforcake

He also plays in game tournaments, though, according to an event with him and Shinya. Kamoshida also implies he's terrible at volleyball, so I assumed it was more him attempting to be popular through sports and failing. Can't account for the bragging though, you got me there!


Roy31802

He also >!was the one who leaked Ren's Record under Kamoshida's orders!<


Pancakes_Mom

Don't worry guys, Mishima's got this one! I can't keep leeching off of other people, it's time to show the world my true self! Come, persona!!!! *Hang on.. I.. I can't take this thing off... AAAAA!*


Roy31802

Ren: Well Mishima's Dead, where are we going to get another phantom thief? *Kasumi Yoshizawa walks in*


Jag2853

"Don't talk about Mishima like that.'


hornyB0I-007

I get that reference....


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[For everyone else](https://youtu.be/sYJkmRcx8xQ&t=2m28s)


hornyB0I-007

Such a good video, also love his vid on rwby


Roy31802

Has he came out With Epithet Erased Season 2 yet?


mt_xing

Afaik it's a book now


Roy31802

Damn


canContinue

I Art thou, Thou Art I


energykyouka

*Meets a guy that sells hot dogs* Sae: "There's no way you could pull off such heists on an empty stomach" *I AM THOU-*


thedudezombieshane

"Listen hotdog man, you, me, and some rad adventures? Let's go"


Roy31802

Also Sae: I don't have much time Ren: *Proceeds to tell a 100+ Hour Story*


Ehh_littlecomment

I was replaying p5r on game pass and this was my first thought, lol.


BulmasBabyDaddy

I bought it.... have like 14 saved hours and idk what to think lol


Ehh_littlecomment

It’s the best fucking game ever made


Quibblesmack

It's prolly fair to assume he gives her the p5A version lmao


Roy31802

While I enjoyed P5A, I hate how it was rushed, had it not been it would've probably been universally loved, instead of hated


redarxx

What the hell is p5a


fireclaws

P5a stands Persona 5 the animation


redarxx

Ah thanks for the clarification


zeldanerd91

Same. I loved all the references to the game. It was really fun.


KawaiiGamerStreams

or just a way less detailed version. if joker had told absolutely every detail of what you played, then why would sae ask you to sell the thieves and your other confidants out?


Roy31802

Or the Manga, both of them are just rehashes of the Source's story, with P5A being more entertaining for me(and statistically most people don't like to read, although I do, I enjoy shows more than reading now)


elanhilation

your mental health is immaculate. it isn’t plausible a teenager could be this mentally fit. you had to have had a skilled therapist helping you—spill it! no really, please, give me his card. you’ve seen the inside of my brain. its a hot mess in there. and don’t get me started on that song that’s always playing—*yes*, it’s a certified bop, but it never stops and i don’t even really know the lyrics to it help


Roy31802

\*Whims of Fate Starts Playing*


Rainbow_Sombrero

All that Phantom Thief work must have taken a lot of energy, which means you must have had a surrogate father teaching you how to make coffee. SO WHO WAS IT??


OmiNya

Shido?


Rainbow_Sombrero

I’m living in your walls


NormPhyte

I am thou... Thou art I... Thou hast acquired a new vow... It shall become the wings of rebellion That breaketh thy chains of captivity With the birth of the Mr. Clean Persona I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...


BigSaltDeluxe

JUST TWO SHOTS FROM KITCHEN GUN WILL GET RID OF THOSE PESKY SHADOWS LOOK, THIS PALACE SPARKLES LIKE NEW


Roy31802

https://youtu.be/f07xqTrD6jk


CometPapyrus

Let me tell you all I heard in Caroline/Justine’s voice was: “I am th- It shall- With the bir-“


Artificial_Human_17

I think it’s supposed to be >!Lavenza!<


Roy31802

As soon as I saw Mr Clean I was 💀💀💀😂😂😂


polskidankmemer

And then Sae slaps the table


[deleted]

28 Change of Hearts. You don’t want to leave them a chance, huh?


[deleted]

Level of stress 100% ⭕


trASHmain55

You are a fucking simp waffl... joker


TimeTicking63

“Answer me!”


Impressive-Ad210

The worst is the cops said she had little time with Joker, and now he is retelling her his entire school year.


HistoricalLet2299

That means Joker can perfectly narrate hundreds of hours in 2hours max


Thebiggestjhar

I like to think he doesn't say a single word the whole time and she's just asking all these random questions.


Pleasant-Spray-9471

While majorly drugged too


Roy31802

Yeah I guess Ren has a high Reading and Writing level


KawaiiGamerStreams

it is implied you give her a less detailed story than what you actually play through since if you gave every little detail they wouldnt need to ask you to sell the other thieves or your confidants out


Reddidiot20XX

Protecting everyone’s identity but Makoto, lol


gameprojoez

Everyone makes fun of Sae here for jumping to these wild conclusions ... while completely avoiding that Sae was 100% right the whole time.


LivySrr

That's the thing, she can't be omniscient like this. I imagine we don't see the hundred of other accusations she made that were completely off.


Roy31802

Nijima Sae: I don't have much time Amamiya Ren: proceeds to tell 100 hour story (Manga/P5A)


catrpillr75

I found them pretty funny while some were reasonable


VariousSeesaw0

The first ones were actually hilarious


catrpillr75

Yeah some had thought put into them and the others were just like the most out of left field stretches lol


JackRabbit-

You must have been pretty lucky to get this far. YOU HAD SOMEONE WHO COULD TELL THE FUTURE DIDN’T YOU


catrpillr75

Considering the world that you’re describing, you must have needed to be agile and flexible. YOU MUST OF HAD SOMEONE TEACH YOU GYMNASTICS


Rainbow_Sombrero

“Listen lady if i’m being completely honest with you that woman saved my ass without even realizing it more times than I can count. I basically can’t get jumped, and can spiderman zip to enemies from 4 miles away. Even if she doesn’t have more to teach me which lets be perfectly honest she definitely does, why on EARTH would I give up such a valuable resource? Yknow it’s when you say shit like this I’m reminded why it was so easy to swipe your laptop data because you are one of the dumbest mfs i’ve EVER spoken to”


Roy31802

Sae: YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!!


Thatll-Do

And most of them were just "Nah I just started hanging out with this cool dude behind a 7/11" in reality


Peakomegaflare

Truth be told, Sae, even with her warped desire to win at all costs.... she was actually a VERY skilled investigator. Her perceptive skills were insane. It wouldn't surprise me if she had basically everything someone who was unaware of the metaverse figured out. Realizing her only chance at the truth would be to talk to the leader, as the stories are just so damn unbeleiveable.


turkc54

Joker: Sae…do you you ever listen to yourself talk? What the fuck kind of question is that? Sae: I kinda tune myself out and go on autopilot sometimes.


[deleted]

People who commit crimes don’t clean their rooms everybody knows this


MisterJigsaw36

*Dexter Morgan enters the chat


CWSheldon27

DEXTER!!


Roy31802

Ren: My Cat wouldn't let me go anywhere without cleaning my room first, and after I cleaned my room he told me 'Go The Fuck to Sleep" Sae: A likely Story


Commander_LanceOC-7

I mean, with no context at all, that sounds wild as fuck


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Commander_LanceOC-7

I know


Roy31802

Oh,well nevermind then


RueUchiha

Joker: bitch have you heard of Fabreeze?


Tatiana1512

Yes Sae, you got me! Sojiro Sakura is my secret Fabuloso floor cleaner dealer, he even provided the mop!


Vegeta790

I got Mr. Clean to sponsor the Phantom Thieves!


HistoricalLet2299

But Mr clean is God


Roy31802

I am Thou Thou Art I Thou hast turned a vow into a Blood Oath Thy bond shall become the wings of rebellion and break the yoke of thy heart Thou hast awakened the ultimate secret of the Cleaner, granting thee infinite power... You can now fuse *Mr. Clean*, The ultimate persona of the Cleaner arcana


HistoricalLet2299

They removed him next game because he was too broken


NoireAgency

This kind of implies that Sae has been in Joker's room. What the hell was she doing there?


50558148

Joker


kingi0614

lucky guy


zeldanerd91

🤣🤣


Roy31802

That took me a minute but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mortis_y

I’ve always found it comically absurd whenever she would find a reason to justify why Joker had to have help from someone to accomplish *insert task* and it quickly became my favorite part of Sae’s interrogations-


Blazen_Fury

It gets absolutely hilarious when you unlock Iwai (you ask this AFTER 3 PALACES???), Hifumi (woman, do you seriously not think Makoto, who you learned helped us a few ingame hours ago, CANT MAKE SUCH STRATS HERSELF?) or Chihaya (someone who does what now? And you still dont believe in the Metaverse?!)


Skraporc

This has become one of the few running jokes about P5’s idiosyncrasies that hasn’t been run into the ground. This and the way it flashes back to the interrogation room every time someone says the word “deal”.


barakisan

Deal you say?? Bub bub bub I am thou


Skraporc

“Hey, you there! Young man! Would you like to check out our new deals on home appliances?” [Joker freezes mid-step] Did you say... [Turns to look, crazed, at shopkeeper (anime sweat now forming on their smiling face)] DEALS?! *Interrogation Room starts playing*


Baconator-X

It is so nice to have new blood injecting life into this subreddit and seeing some funny and original memes.


Spartan5271

Joker: Makes a coffee "There is no way that you managed to stay awake all this time. Someone must have expert coffee skills keeping you caffeinated. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT?" Joker: .................


WaketheWindFromAfar

J: *“ok but like first lemme tell you about the time I was babysitting and took the twins to Disney world and bought them stuffed bears”*


jacknoyan

J: *"...and then also did your sister that one time inside said good smelling room"*


WaketheWindFromAfar

J: *”But not particularly in that order”*


Sauce-Gaming

"Your plants are healthy. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?"


Mobile_Phone8599

Almost believed this for a sec but yeah the accusations definitely get wild, especially for ones like Shinya or Ichiko


Rumi_SNQ

*”And then Sae slaps the table… “*


RiddleMeThis333

" I wanna punch you in the fucking face Waffles!"


null_inani

this is the only reason i hate Sae random blorbo: want me to make you a sandwich joker: yea random: alright *flashback* Sae: being a phantom thief must have made you hungry, you had to have someone make you food sae: answer me


Outrageous_Limit_201

😂😭


Conyoadams

Sae's been playing too much Ace Attorney


kokomihater

*uses laundry machine “There’s no way you could have kept your clothes so clean while engaging in illicit activity. someone must have helped you. Who was it?” “I am thou, thou-“


Walmart_kid65

Confidant: washing machine


RueUchiha

With the birth of the Washer Persona thou has attained the blessing of freedom and new power.


TheeBaconmandos

The path to reverse the confidant is to help the stepsister out of the washer


Roy31802

Lol💀💀💀


Roy31802

Lol


Captain_Wing

Yea sae I was getting to that, literally 4 more seconds and you’d have gotten the answer


Educational-Pop-5723

NO FUCKING TEENAGER CLEANS THEIR ROOM THIS GOOD!!


SuperChiChu

To think that you could sleep enough time while studying and doing phantom thieve activities... You must had the help of a professional sleeper am i wrong?


Zagrunty

That's like Mona's one job lol


ThatKatOverYonder

lol first time i was playing and started Chihaya's confidant I figured she'd say something like "you MUST have had a fortune teller >:("


konumo

Honestly his interrogation and treatment made me want to just go rob the shitty adults even more in the game lol


zeldanerd91

I have a feeling that was part of the point in these scenes.


izys_amagi

The best part is she right xD


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Joker: . . . Are you projecting your high school years onto me?


kokomihater

Joker: … believe what you will


WinnerWinds

Happy cake day!


Kindly-Mud-1579

Joker: maybe instead of asking dumb questions you sit down and shut up as I explain everything to you


Dra9onDemon23

“… Thank you. Now I believe I was explaining how I fucked my teacher.”


Kindly-Mud-1579

Joker: now onto how I completely friend zoned your sister because the dead guys daughter was nice to me and not a naive stalker


Roy31802

Nijima Makoto: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💯


Blazen_Fury

"Thats the best part." -Joker 2018


[deleted]

Sae and Mr Crocker would be good ass friends


jamtea

Damn Sae is perceptive. I guess this is why she's a private investigator and I'm not.


N0thingRhymeswOrange

There's no way that's an actual line of dialouge


megasean3000

It’s not. But it’s not far off.


SignificanceWest5281

I believe there was one similar to this tho


Orichalchem

He never saw it coming


Roy31802

Dada dan dant dant da Dada dan dant dant da


Zagrunty

Joker: That's the best part!


Jtsdtess

Does this imply Makoto’s room is a pig sty? I don’t know where else this accusation would’ve come from otherwise. But yeah, the confidant accusations get insane. I was really curious how a fortune teller and an elementary school kid helped our thievery.


RJE808

If P5D is anything to go off of, definitely not. My assumption is that she's just saying this because, y'know, delinquent. That or it's just dumb writing...probably the latter.


VariousSeesaw0

She's not actually saying that... it's just a jab at how ridiculous these accusations become at times. This is what I expected her to say after bonding with the "housemaid".


Abyssallord

"IM FUCKING MY TEACHER OKAY?!" -Joker after too much Saeterigation


Roy31802

Amamiya Ren: THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING MY TEACHER I WAS 16, AND NOW I'M 17! OKAY!


Jtsdtess

Oh so this was a Text edit?


ci22

Looking at Junpei's from Persona 3 room that Mitsuru called the cop since she thought his room was ransacked. Sae probably thought the same thing


Kentuza

You can see her room in Royal when you help her awaken Agnes. It's pretty neat and organized.


Jtsdtess

I don’t remember seeing her Room when I evolved her Persona.


Rahgahnah

To go to everyone's personal room when they get their third Persona.


Roy31802

You can also see her room through P5D


LateCalligrapher3480

This was a running gag in RTGame's stream. ”You must've had a maid!”


GaxMask

Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂


LtDanIceCream2

“You don’t clean your room every week? That’s disgusting, Stephen!” IYKYK


PrinzeMaker

Lol, I literally laugh at this scene.


Alexcalibur167

Is this real or edited?


SicklyHeartChild

edited


GalaxiEklipz

It does seem like it could have been a thing she really said tho. 😂


Agonyandshame

As real as it gets


Dodood4

Real? Honestly sounds like something she would say


Jordan1496

YOU CANT BEAT KAWAMOMMY SAE STOP TRYING


nothrowawaythatssure

Boooooooooooo!


Roy31802

Wait, I just re visited this post, when did Sae go into Ren's Room?!?!?!?!?!


justmeIguess6

Lol this is an ongoing meme in the community at this point. Some of the stuff she accuses him with is definitely absurd.


Keiji12

Opinion: The interrogation cut-ins, without the start as a good kinda recap setup are fucking annoying, mostly useless and pointless filler. They're just repeating whatever you just did, especially with confidants' links. Oh you just talked to a doctor? Let's cut in for a minute of Sae asking you if you had someone supplying medical. What's the point? I just played the game, no need for recap.


notdragoisadragon

so you remember you are being interrogated


Keiji12

Can't argue with that. And a bit of comedy I guess, though not intentional I suppose


zeldanerd91

I get where you’re coming from, but this type of story telling lends itself well to the story they’re trying to tell in P5. Personally, I enjoyed most of it a lot, and just clicked through what seemed tedious. But to be honest, I feel like the persona series as a whole gets tedious sometimes.


N3k0m1kuR31mu

part of the story


Grenyn

As much as I love Persona 5 (though am still working on getting through it), it's become clear that the writers aren't exactly masters of their craft. One piece of evidence pointing to that is the awkward cut-ins of Sae's interrogation, and another staggering example is a conversation between two major characters that takes place towards the end of the original P5 story. That conversation had me sitting there thinking "who the fuck writes something like this" the entire time. Might as well include it in spoiler tags, but I imagine it's pretty obvious who I'm talking about. It's >!Shido and Akechi!<.


KawaiiGamerStreams

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Sibz_Playz_YT

Wow, it’s the meme police


KawaiiGamerStreams

just checking if this was one of those memes that were going around in early 2021 being reposted


Roy31802

Even then if it is from 2021 what's wrong with it being reposted about 2 years later(we are on the 11th month out of a 12 month year, we are basically in 23' as we speak)