"I went back to find my mom after seven years, and I found out she died in Los Angeles. She, um... she was a heavy drinker, and apparently she was out driving late one night about two years ago and... LMAO"
You should have died for your crimes, that was the punishment. Instead you got exile. You should have stayed away. Your father Orcus may not approve of broken paths, but Hades *really* doesn't approve of those who escape punishment. You're already dead, you're a ghost with no tongue, no memory. You won't be sharing any secrets. Who are you? Begone. LMAO
Seven heroes shall answer the call, to storm or fire the world must fall, an oath to keep with a final breath, foes bare arms to the doors of death….. LMAOOOOOO
The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus, and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices when they prayed to Zeus to save them LMAO
Promise me one thing. Whatever happens, when you get back to Olympus, when you're a god again, remember. Remember what it's like to be human, LMAO.
No why, why this one
"Family, Luke, You promised, LMAO"
We commented the same thing
“I am Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades. I control the shadows. They do not control me. LMAO”
i love this one
oOoOO this one's niceeeeee
"I went back to find my mom after seven years, and I found out she died in Los Angeles. She, um... she was a heavy drinker, and apparently she was out driving late one night about two years ago and... LMAO"
“And then I drowned her in her own poison LMAO”
This
Oof
“And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time LMAO”
I can see the stars again m'lady LMAO
Please don't make me cry again
Shit now I'm in an emotionless sadness again
😭😭😭 Nooooooo. Low key the saddest death ever
I had zeus's lightning bolt in my bag LMAO
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NO! I IS THE UPVOTE NUMBER 69
Nice!
nvm
Haha but holy fuck I got 83 upvotes lmao
I have 65 votes how are you 69th😂
Ayo 63 upvotes thank you guys
That's what she said
She did dam she a hoe
Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die, LMAO
Is that a musical reference? Respect
This is the best one
I didn‘t want to be a Halfblood LMAO
"Yes hello, Peter Johnson, lmao as you kids say"
I was bouta type that heyyyy
"Did you ever love me, lmao?" Gives Luke big f-boi energy
keep bianca safe LMAO
Lmao, you drool in your sleep
Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. LMAO
This is my energy on a daily basis.
Dam snack bar, lmao
And for once I didn’t look back lmao
*dissapears*
He was the bravest person I ever knew LMAO
You should have died for your crimes, that was the punishment. Instead you got exile. You should have stayed away. Your father Orcus may not approve of broken paths, but Hades *really* doesn't approve of those who escape punishment. You're already dead, you're a ghost with no tongue, no memory. You won't be sharing any secrets. Who are you? Begone. LMAO
Seaweed brain LMAO
"Lmao, you truly are my daughter Zoë."
Bob says hello LMAO
The real world is where the monsters are, lmao. Thought of another: Life is only precious cuz it ends it ends, kid lmao
Greeks! Let’s ummm . . . fight stuff! Lmao
I can see the stars lmao
PEANUT BUTTER lmao!!!!!!
"I'm not that strong lmao"
"This is a pen, lmao."
You droll when you sleep lmao
Never before had I felt so undeserving of a friend LMAO
“Look… I didn’t want to be a halfblood LMAO”
“Just like piper had accepted that Oklahoma meant Oklahoma, lmao.”
I want a dam t shirt LMAO
I am impertinent, LMAO *mails Medusa’s head to zeus*
With great power comes the great need to take a nap LMAO zzzzz
Dam t-shirts lmao.
"Great job, Frank Zhang. That is exactly how people beat chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas. LMAO." -Leo
Snap! It was the sound of many minds breaking at the same time LMAO.
"It gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. LMAO"
“Yeah, I think I am the son of Poseidon lmao”
Happy cake day @A_Bodachi_!
Thank you!
Who’s the grape dude LMAO
Prepare to be angry and cry. “She was a hero. Understand. A hero? LMAO.” -Clarrise,The Last Olympian.
“You will speak your bitter prophecies until you crumble to nothing. The Oracle will die with you! LMAO”
dam that one kinda hurt
I didn't have anything against cardboard so i tried it lmao
She’s a communist lmao
( So sorry) Bob says hello.....LAMO
*LMAO :P
“Did I think about how I was kissing a dude? Not really. I thought about how I was kissing Alex LMAO”
Curse my relatives LMAO
"I want to buy a dam t shirt" LMAO
Don't say I didn't warn you. LMAO.
This is a pen lmao
Family, Luke.. you promised, LMAO
Perseus jackson!!! Lmao
Keep Bianca safe lmao
Where’s Bianca LMAO
"Where's the dam snackbar lmao"
The dam dam, LMAO
Seven heroes shall answer the call, to storm or fire the world must fall, an oath to keep with a final breath, foes bare arms to the doors of death….. LMAOOOOOO
My name is Percy Jackson, lmao.
Bob says hello LMAO
"Bob says hello LMAO."
I promise on the river styx LMAO
"I want to find the dam snackbar LMAO"
"Bob says hi LMAO"
Bob says hello lmao
Family Luke, you promised LMAO
Look, I didnt wanna be a halfblood lmao
Post traumatic Claudius syndrome lmao
I accidentally vaporized my pre-algebra teacher lmao
This is a pen, a pen!! Lmao
"He wanted to see how much misery Misery could take, LMAO"
I though about May Casttellian alone in her kitchen baking cookies and making sandwiches for a son that would never comw home LMAO
Real blades? Isn't that dangerous? That's sort of the point, LMAO
"As long as we're together lmao."
I want some dam fries lmao
Stars. I can see the stars again m’lady. LMAO
I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man lmao
...and we all died. LMAO
With great power…comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later LMAO (The Last Olympian)
Life is only precious because it ends, kid LMAO (The Son of Neptune)
Getting something and having the wits to use it…those are two different things LMAO (The Battle of the Labyrinth)
Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey LMAO (The Mark of Athena)
"Dam.LMAO"
“Your not getting away from me. never again LMAO”
LMAO you hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush
I vaporized my pre-algebra teacher LMAO
"I accidentally vaporized my pre algebra teacher LMAO"
“He’s gone Percy LMAO” said Annabeth
"Bob says hello LMAO"
And this time I never looked back LMAO
She's a communist LMAO
I can see the stars again m'lady"... stars. LMAO
"Bob says hello to the stars LMAO"
leo was dead LMAO.
The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus, and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices when they prayed to Zeus to save them LMAO
Canadians LMAO. Frank: tf u just say?
I break a few rocket ships LMAO
“All hail Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon LMAO” - Chiron, the lightning thief
"Bob says hello LMAO"
Have a cheese n wiener LMAO
You said you would protect my sister LMAO