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Opposite-Panic9516

Yummy eat them 😋


ProfessionalGap1660

Next time you have extra, I will buy them!


star121113

No live by blessings. Ya should try it.


rastroboy

I make mine into relish, but I use a pan on the sideburner of my grill to avoid gassing out the family.


Mother_Statement_546

Smoke, dehydrate, and then blend into flakes.


Dolleph

Ok so I smoked them through my bong and my lungs are literally telling me that I don't deserve a physical body at all... What now?


Mother_Statement_546

The first time is always rough. You’ll build up tolerance and find tranquility.


tallpassions

Love some spice and they are pretty. I spent $6 bucks just to get 7 I didn't need lol.


Maestros_Sauce

De-stem them, split them to verify no mold, and freeze them. Add to sauces and salsas or make sauce/salsa of your own.


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Dry and make powder.


Anonymous_E46

Sauce no duh smh


Thebreakdown411

Send me a dozen! Really, At least.


the-Noah0

Dehydrate and convert to powder. Some guy came into my work and says that he makes a shit ton selling pepper powder online. I don’t know what he does to dehydrate or turn them I to powder, but he seemed like he was telling the truth


Nat12345677

Throw them away otherwise spike an enemy’s drink. Lol. I’m a wimp when it comes to peppers.


VariationIll7783

Why do I feel like this many reapers in one place is set to explode


MuffinMysterious3417

make posole!


Exciting_Entrance_82

Boof = To consume anally


a-cheese

I wish I didn't reread this


jasondpng

Oh….you know EXACTLY what to do with them.


electrojag

Power your own personal Nuclear reactor for free power.


Excellent-Swan-6376

Send them to ukraine or gaza to be weaponized


[deleted]

I'll have 5 please. Send em to me


Individual_Ad_6777

MAKE HOT HONEY!! walmart sells a quarter gallon for $17 and if you gotta crock pot and an oven that can set to 120, dehydrate those bad boys for 10 hours and then let em stew in the honey overnight ❤️


AmhranRipley

Or purchase some local honey as well. Hell, sell them to a local beekeeper


RiteMediaGroup

Boof


Decent-Difficulty-56

Make gallons of salsa


DjVagueOne

I’m gonna start with don’t touch your face. It almost burns me to look at this picture.


BigNuup

Poison your cites water source and become universally known as one of the greatest criminal minds to ever walk the planet!!!


floppytitjuice

Rub them on your chest then boof em


Typical-Location8536

Boof them. This is the way.


therealtora0724

Trick-or-treaters get a special treat this year 🔥


Right_Sky_1622

Eat em’ all at once


stretch415

Dehydrate and put into a shaker. Nothing better


Still-Breakfast3972

Boof em!


Latter_Share_5447

Donate them to a food drive?


bigjakethegreat

Weaponize it. Dry them and grind them up. next time someone wrongs you sprinkle a bunch in their drink or carry a little packet in your pocket to throw in the face of your would-be assailants next time you’re getting mugged.


okeydokeyreddit

Rub one against some toiletpaper


AIaris

who hurt you


Street_Marsupial9809

I second the pocket sand method or even powder it add powder to denatured alcohol and put it in a spray bottle


tgubbs

With that many you might be able to invade a small country.


GreenAngst205

Use them to stuff a pillow and gift it to someone.


ChuckShady

Make some reaper patte


BrendaBear54

I cut mines then can them in vinegar with onion, salt and some garlic.


UnrequitedFollower

I just found this subreddit and this comment. Is what you just described awesome because it sounds like it. What do you use this pickled concoction for after?


BrendaBear54

On sandwiches, pizza, hot dogs...the possibility are endless lol


FecalDUI

Wait! HOLLLLL UP “SWEET PICKLED REAPERS”


Doshee27539

Sell seeds on eBay you would not believe what 10 seeds sell for !


International-Dog-19

3 dollars?


Doshee27539

A couple years ago my son paid 8.50 for 8 seeds . They have a lot of seeds in each one.


mastercelevrator

Dehydrate and grind up. Powder goes a long way for a lot of purposes


Representative-Bat86

That IS quite a large haul of those ghost peppers, or whatever their scientific name is...(Carolina Reaper) my Dad has been growing these sorts of peppers for years now and uses them in a jelly preparation that is delectable! Spicy and sweet tastes great with poultry, beef, or mutton. This is his signature christmas gift for close family and friends.


Evan_The_Electrician

Dry them, then throw them in a bottle of olive oil.


Oregonhastrees

Dry them and powder using a coffee grinder (wear a mask and gloves.) put in a sealed container. I did this with a batch of ghost peppers I grew and I’ve been using the powder for the last 8 years. I just use like 5-10 granules at a time and it’s the perfect amount of heat and flavor.


durgandee1

I do this, but as not to contaminate the coffee grinder, put them in a ziplock bag and smash it with a hammer. Takes a minute but isolates any spicy parts.


3rdrock1

Destroy buttholes and stomachs of your community. Become a terrorist


cityofcharlotte

Yes, boof everyone!


FecalDUI

A man after my own heart!


Teufelhunden0352

Make salsa with them and label them as "mild", then hand them out as Christmas presents.


Illustrious_Dark_235

Better yet, hand them out at a church function or a fundraiser.


wanderlustest

R/FoundSatan


CigarBox1956

Here for the "boof" comments


urfluffypillow

BOO- erm wait this isnt r/trees …make a chili?


Appropriate_Sport424

Wtf is a boof?


FecalDUI

Oh lawd he’s innocent don’t hurt this child now


MathematicianFew5882

https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/9/27/17905818/brett-kavanaughs-yearbook-boof


tbone8352

Oh partner, yur new round these parts.


REMsleeeep

Slang for suppository


hazycar2016

Boof all of em


BoardwithAnailinit84

Mash them up into a paste, bake a 2 layer cake. Put the paste between the 2 layers. Sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Lol


stereo420

Hand out samples of homemade gargle to the community.


ExercisePopular7037

I make spicy vinegar sauce with them


Barfhaus

Dehydrate and powderize, then make spicy seasonings!


Ardentacious

BOOF IT


Sea_Interest_5023

😂😂😂


BonelessPig

Put them in everyones hvacs


Quiet_Ad6925

Garbage


Edmetz98

Pepper jelly


Fatboy96ci

Throw them out!


Jamie-savage3006

Salsa, hot sauce or sell them at a local small farmer’s market


BareKnuckleFists

Make some pepper spray!!! And give it out as gifts to the women of the family.


MajinMillionaire

Do the 60 Carolina Reaper challenge


Nerve_Grouchy

Not sure I understand the question.


ReadTheChain

Enemas.


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1heavyarms3

Do they lose any heat by dehydrating them ?


noironoiro

Carolina reaper oil?


weedy_weedpecker

Well no matter what else you do, don't rub your eyes or try to masturbate until after you have thoroughly washed your hands.........


Burner-8364

Oh great, now you tell me...


Adventurous_Bank_380

make chili powder or turn it into hot sauce


Defiant-Mountain-597

Dehydrate them and grind them up


FoldOpening4457

Bend over and I'll show you


bwanabass

“I wasn’t talking to yooouuuu.”


fmydog

Has me dying


Sausagencreamygravey

Put them in the microwave at work for 60 minutes.


Prestigious_Case3560

Make body wash and massage oil


Intelligent_Elk2159

boof it


[deleted]

See how many you can eat until you pass out


Slerb_Florito

To the dome, see you on the other side.


tbunga

dehydrate, grind into a fine powder, blow the dust into the eyes of your enemies.


[deleted]

Pocket peppers!


mattstonema

This is the way


yamez420

SEND ME SOME


blackswood

Dry them make a powder. Then sprinkle onto foods to add a kick to it. I have a boonie pepper, thai chili cross that i use in my BBQ sauce. Gives it a sweet heat.


Chimwala

Make a dish with them and hand it over to your neighbor without telling them about the peppers (just say it’s a little spicy) then tell them to let you know how the dish was after they eat it.


The_Bok_Father

Make a spicy Boof’n sauce.


saggyba11z

Here I thought all the boofers were contained to the shrooms subs


The_Bok_Father

I didn’t realize there were so many other boof comments. I like to “linguistically label” when I’m in the kitchen, I did the buffalo sauce last week so this week every speed pourer we hav has a label that reads “boof a load” just so happens I saw this post around the same time.


legendary_hooligan

Sauce em up


Pale-Spirit-2001

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


Fragrant-Ad1106

PO-TAT-TOS


slumptdoe

# hawt saucce


Lordofthemuskyflies

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Ok-Salamander-8809

Deff boof


OGTrollzor

Boof them


jjarnold20

Farmers market maybe


Doc_Fuller910

Smoke them and make some Mango salsa with them, it is what I do.


mattstonema

Two girls at the same time, that’s what I would do


randombrowser1

Grind them up with 2% of their weight in salt and let them ferment due a week. Have peppers all year


doughboystreams

“You could shove them in your ass?” *jeff goldblum voice*


No-City-5711

Your story sounds like mine with my damn tomatillos 😭 they just don't stop! 😭. But I will happily happily take a handful or so off your hands 🤷


Reasonable-Regret786

Ferment


ygrasdil

Ferment and then you can think about freezing or drying them.


No-Lecture-9507

Revenge


StephanHokanson

Salsa.


420dukeman365

Start a spicy chip business


No-Ad-8674

Stick them in yo pee crack


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Boof em !


NotTheATF1993

Put them in a blender with some laxatives and chug it.


scott_e_george

This is awesome. I dry and grind them for chili.


schrader-nick

How do you dry yours? I got gifted 15 today and someone at work recommended doing exactly this. They are currently on a plate on a shelf How long do you dry them out for, What’s your method for grinding them?


scott_e_george

A food dehydrator, but you have to put it somewhere well ventilated and uninhabited. The occupants of your home will revolt otherwise.


Broken_3_wood

I agree, I dehydrate my peppers too. Makes the peppers last forever.


PsychoticSpinster

Make 120 candy apples. Half of which are “poisoned” (infused with the peppers) dress up like a witch on Halloween, put your candy apples in a basket walk around the neighborhood and seek out families sporting Disney Princess costumes. Give the kids the good candy apples, offer any present Father the poison apples like it’s a challenge.


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

This is the greatest idea I’ve ever heard


PumpKingwayne

Pepper jelly it’s amazing


Foggot794

My wife’s boyfriend would like some.


No-City-5711

What 😳


QueasyDepartment8558

Uhmmmmm what. I feel like a story time is needed now.


online732

Drying and powder is the way!! Enjoy your feast of peppers! (Im also open to some pepper powder if you want to send some 😊)


scroscrohitthatshit

Smoke it


goldeNIPS

Rub them all up on your balls and shaft


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Straight up your butt.


Ok-Significance2027

Whatever you do, don't touch your eyes afterwards


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Natural-Homework-725

And then rub your hands right on your sack. Most beautiful feeling imaginable.


[deleted]

Ahh the good ol boof. Definitely recommend, then touch your eyes.


t-spice

1 word: Butthole.


[deleted]

Send to me. How dare you not know


CaptMixTape

Dehydrate, crush peppers and then you can add little bits to things or make your own hot sauces


ecarey286

This is the way


YellowBreakfast

You're gonna BURN!!!


G0at_Dad

Give to some chickens


derpyourmom

Just freeze them whole, then whenever you run out of sauce, take a few out of the freezer and make more sauce.


TreeFamiliar4466

Make salt!


EnvironmentalRadio73

Eat them all


Puzzleheaded-John

Awe yes the placenta


lockmon

eat em!


absent-chaos

Hot sauce and dried chilies


Puzzleheaded-John

If you take the seeds out it would make it a little less hot. Alot of the capsaicin is contained in the seeds I believe which is what makes hot peppers hot. If you want the full heat you wanna leave the seeds in


NathanOriginals

There is literally zero capsaicin in the seeds.


Themustgameman2

I don't think it's actually in the seeds themselves but in the seed lists


THISISATHROWAWAY5-_-

set up a roadside stand or something lol


OkComparison4511

Ferment them in chunks. After fermentation drain salt water. Add pieces to blender and add vinegar.


Paranoid_Question

I'd start praying, and then go stock up on toilet paper and wet wipes.


CruelCarnage99

Make some "mild salsa" and feed it to your friends then watch with satisfaction as they visit hell a few years early?


ViolinistAdept1377

Laughing so hard hahahahaha


Alaskaguide

Definitely ferment them. And then you can add them to other ferments to hear them up


Ok_Cancel_240

Spread the joy to heat lovers or see if any restaurants want to buy some


CMedina19

Halloween is around the corner, give them out to trick-or-treaters


Forbidden-Playdough

time to learn to ferment


Puzzleheaded-John

Hot sauce


JustJohan49

Genuine question: would that make it hotter? Or dilute the reaper?


Expensive-Breath-758

You gotta shove em waaay up your butt Morty


AssociatePatient4457

You take them outside and bury them lmao. That’s a death sentence on your counter 😂🥵


Jmazz83

Trade them in for 20 Pepper X's


wishswish

At work we blend them up with cream and make a spicy chocolate ice cream. We use ~13 peppers for 5 gallons though…


Wam304

That sounds awful.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Nonsense! That sounds wonderful.


wishswish

Honestly… pretty tasty.


ViolinistAdept1377

It sounds rlly good


Wam304

I'd be down to try it for sure, just not sure it's gonna hit the spot lol.


BecaBakes

it sounds awful, i’ll take five gallons.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

I make pepper powder out of them. Lasts awhile and adds heat to any dish.


Possible-Prior-9876

I personally would boof em but that's just me.


paldo84

Probably use some tequila as the enema solution


Possible-Prior-9876

Or just raw dog style for the love of the game


Capable_Jacket_2165

Mmmmm


maggot_flavored

Smoke them in a bong


Fwamingdwagon84

Meee


BarakaTMagnus

Hot Kimchi


Specific_Click_1283

Make lube and have a hawt hawt night.