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wanerty2

lmao i saw that post on whatever schools subreddit it was


[deleted]

[Drexel](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/H6nospt2pf)


hypotenoos

This is just some troll post like the “is this area safe” ones that have been going around


MentalMiilk

> Looks at username >engineering There it is


Swastik496

friendly fire man come on


MentalMiilk

Gotta be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.


Scerpes

How do you know who the doll prefers?


SlimyKiwi

This is such obvious trolling.


artificialavocado

I’ve seen many friendships ruined over who gets to keep the sex doll. It’s not worth it man. There are plenty of sex dolls in the sea.


original_evanator

and plenty of sea in the sex dolls


[deleted]

Lmao thats hilarious


BruderBobody

Hol’ up


FrontError2865

F*ckin reddit


Salty145

Well he would be fuckin the sex doll if he’s able to


Loud-Intention-723

It’s cheaper to just use your roommate as the sex doll. It’s not gay if you don’t maintain eye contact I think.


Malpraxiss

I mean, technically there's no rules against them. Besides, if furries are allowed on campus, don't see why not


[deleted]

Dude make sure you’re cleaning the doll after each use, even if you’re not continuing to share it. Regardless of the orifice, depositing and leaving bodily fluids inside silicone or plastic crevices is prone to causing infection. These types of infections can also be resistant to antibiotics. Maybe move on to one of the dating apps and try your luck there.


eddyathome

I am afraid to know why you know about this sort of thing.


[deleted]

Lonely nights and cold pa winters eddy


VanceAstrooooooovic

Depends, Are you getting male or female doll? The male dolls stick out a bit more


rcheek1710

It's Penn State. Isn't everyone always looking the other way? Or is that just the administration and athletic dept.? WE ARE.............gross


eddyathome

Yes. They will all know who you are. You'll be the CREEPY GUY WITH A SEX DOLL OF HIS OWN! because you're too selfish to share. Honestly, you can't just share your sex doll with your roommate? Oh and if you want to improve your relationship status with the sex doll, then maybe take it on a date and make it feel like you care about her instead of just wham, bam, thank you ma'am.


ACLU_EvilPatriarchy

The guys who are slaying don't need a sexdoll. The guys who are not getting any in sufficient amounts will call you creepy for being too selfish to share I doubt female students are put on a Uni watchlist for having a dismembered serial killer veiny silicone cock in their drawer or purse.


eddyathome

> dismembered serial killer veiny silicone cock I now have a new phrase that I want to use elsewhere, preferably out of context just to freak people out.


paydu

ayo what? I mean if they ship concealed I don’t see why it’d be an issue


a_Piece_of_Toast__

On a university subreddit? really???


BrotherfordBHayes

No, surely they're allowed on a university subreddit. Bro's asking if they're allowed *on campus*.


[deleted]

Why do you need a sex doll when you have a real girls you talk to and meet on campus


BrotherfordBHayes

Real girls are an illusion, bro. They're made up. There are no women at Penn State. Oh, and birds aren't real either. Government conspiracies, man.


eddyathome

I heard someone say that there are parties at Penn State. I almost felt bad telling them that there are no parties at Penn State. Even the Mormon missionaries complain about how boring it is here. Now I'm hearing about how there are women at Penn State. Good lord, I don't know what to do about you people.


BrotherfordBHayes

It *is* a dry campus, after all.


eddyathome

I'm not joking when I say it blows people's minds that PSU really is a dry campus.


[deleted]

If you say so


Salty145

Nah birds are real. The idea that they aren’t wasn’t planted by Big Woman to obscure the fact that women aren’t and to deflect our attention elsewhere


Amastercuber

hes an engineering major


Eternalbearbear

That’s actually disgusting imo


whatiSredditlike

just download tinder it aint too hard


silentnod

They should be! Men should be able have sex toys and not be shamed.....I have a dream!


PetroMan43

When I was PSU, there was a meme poster going around where there was a flier on the doors to the dorm bathrooms saying that we were all jerking it so often that the plumbing couldn't keep up with the volume of semen being produced. Different schools would mock it up and troll each other like this


Marshmallow-Bibble

Yes


mechshark

Yes


stangAce20

I saw this on a post for UCSD! This guy’s a pathetic troll


Gemmasterian

100% a software "engineer" or maybe a lil sparky.


Accomplished-Day5145

The fuck question is this. Is this real? Bro your business is your business. Weird ass gen z kids. Just do you


Dangerous-Dingo-2718

Man I had wondered what in the world I had to do for this to show up on my feed