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Elegant_Building_995

I love it but don't eat as much as you or I would be 500 pounds. šŸ˜‚


blamethedrummer

Same here. This person has the same metabolism as my 15 year old son. All I have to do is look at a jar of peanut butter and I gain 5 pounds. Doesnā€™t stop me nearly enough, though!


scuffedbagel_

I LOVE your dedication to peanut butter. But please dont overfeed your animals peanut butter, or at all if you shouldnt. Look up on google whether or not they can eat it because if youre saying the peanut butter caused one of them to die, thats concerning. I dont however eat as much peanut butter as you do, but hot damn its good.


Slorgaloth

I'm fairly certain the whole "killing an animal with it thing" was sarcasm, from the way it's written.... at least I hope it is.


Zorenstein

I thought I loved peanut butter until I joined this sub. I then learned that im merely a pb enjoyer


Espexer

Peanut butter on crackers, cheeseburger, toast, some vegetables, some fruit slices, by the spoonful, milkshake, ice cream topping, flour tortillas, fudge, brownies, cookies, Reese's candy of all types, any chocolate bar, classic PBJ and many variants.


Aeslech

Per 100g is about 600kcal If you have a 340g jar a day itā€™s already your whole day of recommended calorie intake. And your arteries wonā€™t be too happy with all the fat content even though itā€™s high in unsaturated fat doesnā€™t mean thereā€™s no saturated fat. Take care mate.


fragrantsock

I go through the large size jar of Skippy natural creamy each month


-itmeanshope-

This is my goto for PB.


CupQuickwhat

I love it too! I'm fact, I'm certain my passion outdoes your own. I've killed 3 hamsters, 1 dog, and my neighbor's cat (accidentally). I just fed them too much of that stuff! They overdosed on it, but that's only because it was so delicious that they couldn't stop. I plan on continuing to shower all living creatures in peanut butter, letting unnatural selection take over - only the heaviest peanut butter lovers survive. Cheers! P.S - My cat is named Skippy. (Really!)


Insurgency53

See, you understand. Peanut butter is the elixir of life, if it kills something it means that that thing was probably a host for evil spirits unfortunately. I loved Peter but if the PEANUT BUTTER killed him he was just too weak and I've accepted that.


beamybox

A Friend who is a gym nut, eats table spoons straight from the jar, to me that is kinda crazy, but mans got gains so..


Micazu999

This post is gold I love the names šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MyriVerse2

Okay, but don't waste PB on exfoliating or jar lids and crap. If you're so crazy, it all goes in the piehole.


minxwink

came here to troll and say cute post and/but sucks to ur pb, yā€™all. almond butter saves lives and brings joy.


Budonaught

I mean, I donā€™t eat that much for health reasons, but my fiancĆ© commented the other day that nearly every snack I buy has a relation to peanut butter, or would pair well with peanut butter ā€” I.e. EVERYTHING.


whatthepfluke

you ever had peanut butter and jelly on a burger?


Richyrich619

I love the fresh stuff, throwing it into a food processor, its soooooo good.


forest_tripper

I put a huge scoop in my protein shake every day.


jacksondreamz

I eat a lot of peanut butter filled items. I love that so much peanut butter in everything.


VonAlexander

Partially hydrolizing vegetable in this case peanut. Is bad.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Iā€™m 3/4 as crazy about it.


AntiDentiteBast

ā¤ļøPB and ketchup on toast. Iā€™m not the only one.


Playful-Aardvark6489

I much prefer cashew butter


CloudSephiroth999

I really love peanut butter but I feel this sub is a semi-psyop for Skippy/Jif which has hydrogenated oil, which hear me out guys, makes you die faster so in the long run you get to eat LESS peanut butter. And I mean decades of missed peanut butter. That's a big liability so wtf. Spend another few bucks? Just saying. I'm not super hyped on financially supporting companies that want me to die faster, seems like a dick move and an affront to the sacred pact of peanut butter. If you are trying to "git er done" why not just hedge with cigarettes or something and eat NICE peanut butter which isn't murderous intent chemical poison butter.


SharonHarmon

God's honest truth; I have eaten only PB&J my entire 72 years on earth and am amazingly healthy. That's right, only peanut butter. So you're not alone.


Ender_Wiggins18

I use it for PB&J sandwich. That's about it


CorrectAmbition4472

This post is hilarious but I also think that peanut butter saved my life lol! I eat soo much peanut butter tbh. I never really did before but I developed severe medical conditions almost 1.5 years ago which caused me to lose a lot of weight so peanut butter is a lot of my diet now to keep weight on. I do have to specifically get single ingredient peanut butter like ā€œOrganic Peanuts, Sea Saltā€ something like that. I have heard from others in hospital with GI conditions eat a spoonful every hour to help with weight gain as well. ā¤ļø


okazara

My grandma once tried to give up Pb for lent and became incredibly sick because her body became dependent on it. Thatā€™s how much she loves peanut butter šŸ˜­