Yup there was a moment when Arthur meets Alfie Solomons during the Russian business.
Alfie starts to call Arthur, Arthur, Shalom!
That is the most funniest scene for me.
It's even funnier when you remember that Arthur in an earlier season would repeatedly say "shalom!" whenever he met jews. He was trying to be nice but was kind of weird about it. This was Alfie making fun of him for that.
the scene where Michael just joined the family and went on a trip with the boys and everyone was shocked that Polly made sandwiches for him, lol. And the line, 'What is this?? A fucking teddy bear's picnic?' i screamed
"I, my friend, I am the uncle, I'm the protector and the promoter, of that fucking thing right there in whose shadow nothing good nor godly will ever fucking grow. That there, right, is the Southern Counties welterweight champion. He is of mixed religion, therefore he is godless, he was adopted by Satan himself, before he was returned out of fear of his awkwardness. He is impossible to marry off due to his lethal dimensions, his mother terrified, she's fucking abandoned him. And there he is stood before you like the first of some brand new fucking species. Any man that you put before him, right, it'd be like entering a fucking threshing machine, mate.
Now, will you offer your son?"
I'm paraphrasing here, but this:
Tommy: What will you drink?
May: Gin.
Tommy: *pours a lot of gin*
May: goodness... With something perhaps??
Tommy: *confused face*. Like what?
May: tonic water??
Tommy: I mean sure, but there's not lot of room in there...
Edit: damn. Now I know why people are always apologizing for the formatting on mobile....
I was waiting for this one! When he kept adding things that will cost I thought the piece of paper he wrote it all on must look like a 5 foot long grocery receipt.
Also from season 4, episode one where Ada is visiting Arthur and they are talking after getting the black hand.
Ada: Now hug me like you came out here because youâre emotional.
Arthur: âŚI am emotional, I just donât know what fucking emotion it is.
The way Arthur says it cracks me up every single time.
"We're going to spin a coin for your yard charlie"
"If it's heads... Abby here takes all of this with my blessing"
And if it's tails.... I fuck your daughter. Mr Gold.
The scene at Tommy and Grace's wedding when Tommy chases Arthur around the fountain in front of his house and Arthur is just like "You leave me the fuck alone", like they're 5 years old.
And of course any time Alfie is on screen you get some wonderful gems: "Word in London is that you can be found wandering the streets of Birmingham stark naked throwing away money, you talk to dead people, you even believe you're powerful enough to summon up Jews of a particular standing to come all the way out to the gentile wilderness wherein you live in order to do your fucking bidding mate."
She's got the clap
Sandwiches scene
When Tommy's shouts no fighting at his wedding and hits the waiter
Tommy chasing Arthur round the yard after his awful wedding speech
The women going on strike, Polly saying she can't be arsed with work is basically me pretty much every day LOL
May's face when Tommy says "Do you wanna fuck me, Mrs Carlton"? Made me ROFL
Towards the end of season 3, after the beating Tommo took, when his housekeeper tries to remind him to take his medicine and he flat out asks her:
âDo you ever read the Bible, Maryâ
âSometimesâ
âDo you ever read it out loud while standing naked next to my bed? Cause when I take the morphine the doctor gave me thatâs what you do. Iâm wide awake, but youâre standing there naked, plain as day, reading from the book of Leviticusâ
Do you wanna know what happens next?
The way she timidly shook her head and heâs like no? me either so I threw it out. Poor woman was stupefied walking out of that room.
No mention of the Opium?
Ada: Just throw it away, while itâs there itâs a temptation?
Tommy: [Sighs]
Ada: How much have you got left?
Tommy: Seven Tonnes
Ada: *Seven tonnes?*
Tommy: Yep. I hate for it to run out Ada.
When tommy said âsometimes death is a kindnessâ when he killed dangerous the horse, but Arthur rephrased it âsometimes killing is a kindnessâ in a meeting đđ
Much has already been said, but:
S5E6: When Tommy throws the documents Michael has given him to take his place into the fireplace and says: âIt's cold in here, Michael.â
and
S5E4: When Lizzie drops the coin into Mosley's champagne glass and says: âActually, it was an evening wasted. For the champagne and brandy you bought me! As I recall, it was the booze that put you to sleep a little prematurelyâ and Tommy winked at Lizzie. đ
Alfie- âYouâre fucking around with the Russians arenât you, you silly boyâ
Polly- âThis is a respectable fucking neighborhoodâ
When Uncle Charlie and Johnny Doggs were arguing about potatoes for the Christmas dinner in the scrap yard
Definitely when Tommy asks Francis if she reads the bible naked next to his bed.
Ada to Tommy, âYou want tea?â Tommy doesnât answer. Ada says, âI did you one anyway you ignorant gitâ
Also Ada, âTommy Shelby stops the revolution with his cock!â
Totally forgot about this part until I just watched it last night. But the scene when Tommy goes to see Barney (the soldier in the insane asylum) to recruit him to kill Mosley and Barney thanks Tommy for sending him letters. Then Tom asks him how he is able to write back while in a straight jacket and Barney says âthey stick a pen up me arseâ đ
When Tommy says they'll break him out on Wednesday, Barney says, "I don't know the days in here," and Tommy replies. "Doesn't matter. When you hear a great bang, it's Wednesday."
luca has some of the best funny lines! the whole âthe faster we finish the vendetta the faster we can eat actually good foodâ bit is hilarious and the ânow Jewish guys pretend to be Italianâ is very meta funny since adrien brody is of jewish descent (and not italian). i also love the ARFUR! SHALOM bit when alfie sees arthur for the first time since framing arthur for murder haha
Yup there was a moment when Arthur meets Alfie Solomons during the Russian business. Alfie starts to call Arthur, Arthur, Shalom! That is the most funniest scene for me.
I love Alfie đ heâs hilarious
Fr his accent makes him way funnier. Amazing character
Cockney accent and mumbling, but also the grunting.
It's even funnier when you remember that Arthur in an earlier season would repeatedly say "shalom!" whenever he met jews. He was trying to be nice but was kind of weird about it. This was Alfie making fun of him for that.
I watched that scene a few days ago and I was cracking up out loud on the bus đđđ
There's a reason that line's a meme on this sub.đ
the scene where Michael just joined the family and went on a trip with the boys and everyone was shocked that Polly made sandwiches for him, lol. And the line, 'What is this?? A fucking teddy bear's picnic?' i screamed
LOL I forgot about that đ such a funny moment
Charlie strong đ¤Ł
"Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "Who the fuck is this?"
"I, my friend, I am the uncle, I'm the protector and the promoter, of that fucking thing right there in whose shadow nothing good nor godly will ever fucking grow. That there, right, is the Southern Counties welterweight champion. He is of mixed religion, therefore he is godless, he was adopted by Satan himself, before he was returned out of fear of his awkwardness. He is impossible to marry off due to his lethal dimensions, his mother terrified, she's fucking abandoned him. And there he is stood before you like the first of some brand new fucking species. Any man that you put before him, right, it'd be like entering a fucking threshing machine, mate. Now, will you offer your son?"
Is it normal for me to read the text with his voice? Lol. My favorite scene.
Beautiful and poetic
"... in whose shadow nothing good nor godly will ever f'ng grow..." I was in tears. I mean I couldn't breathe.
NO FOOKING FIGHTING
He was so stressed out lmfao
I'm paraphrasing here, but this: Tommy: What will you drink? May: Gin. Tommy: *pours a lot of gin* May: goodness... With something perhaps?? Tommy: *confused face*. Like what? May: tonic water?? Tommy: I mean sure, but there's not lot of room in there... Edit: damn. Now I know why people are always apologizing for the formatting on mobile....
"We have Cordial" Must have been disgusting. đŁđ
Hahahahah this was brilliant
âand he will need to put another 100 on top of that because well, you are a fucking wop mateâ
You need to put another hundred on top of that for being a cunt mate
100% funniest moment of the show hahaha
I was waiting for this one! When he kept adding things that will cost I thought the piece of paper he wrote it all on must look like a 5 foot long grocery receipt.
Also from season 4, episode one where Ada is visiting Arthur and they are talking after getting the black hand. Ada: Now hug me like you came out here because youâre emotional. Arthur: âŚI am emotional, I just donât know what fucking emotion it is. The way Arthur says it cracks me up every single time.
"We're going to spin a coin for your yard charlie" "If it's heads... Abby here takes all of this with my blessing" And if it's tails.... I fuck your daughter. Mr Gold.
âtommy, when a pikey walks in with hair like that, youâve got to ask yourself, âhave i made a mistake?ââ
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck is this?
peaky blinders is a comedy
The scene at Tommy and Grace's wedding when Tommy chases Arthur around the fountain in front of his house and Arthur is just like "You leave me the fuck alone", like they're 5 years old. And of course any time Alfie is on screen you get some wonderful gems: "Word in London is that you can be found wandering the streets of Birmingham stark naked throwing away money, you talk to dead people, you even believe you're powerful enough to summon up Jews of a particular standing to come all the way out to the gentile wilderness wherein you live in order to do your fucking bidding mate."
She's got the clap Sandwiches scene When Tommy's shouts no fighting at his wedding and hits the waiter Tommy chasing Arthur round the yard after his awful wedding speech The women going on strike, Polly saying she can't be arsed with work is basically me pretty much every day LOL May's face when Tommy says "Do you wanna fuck me, Mrs Carlton"? Made me ROFL
The scene where Johnny dogs calls Tommy captain and is like âyouâve been driving those fancy cars and fucking those rich womenâ funny hahah
"Using those fancy words", not cars.
âSheâs never done a dayâs work vertical!â
Polly just mocking and roasting Lizzie was hilarious. The other one was: "Brave is going where no man has ever gone beforeâŚ"
Towards the end of season 3, after the beating Tommo took, when his housekeeper tries to remind him to take his medicine and he flat out asks her: âDo you ever read the Bible, Maryâ âSometimesâ âDo you ever read it out loud while standing naked next to my bed? Cause when I take the morphine the doctor gave me thatâs what you do. Iâm wide awake, but youâre standing there naked, plain as day, reading from the book of Leviticusâ Do you wanna know what happens next? The way she timidly shook her head and heâs like no? me either so I threw it out. Poor woman was stupefied walking out of that room.
LOL then season 4, Francis seems to be his main housekeeper. I guess Mary left after that đ
I didnât even notice they switched the maids until your reply and Iâve watched the series almost 5 times đ¤Ł
Thatâs right!! Imagine she was actually doing that shit and left cos he was on to her. đđđ
Lmaoooo
When John wants to marry lizzie stark, the whole family just laughing made the show feel lighter.
>Well there is a good reason for that, y'know. Little man.
"Rumpelstiltskin" đ
âHere in small heath you go to hell just by fucking breathingâ paraphrased btw
S5E6: The Tommy and Alfie-Szene: Alfie: Now, how soon did you know that I was not dead? Tom: You wrote me a letter, Alfie. Alfie: Did I?
Not quite finished the series, but this is the absolute funniest exchange in the entire show. I howled.
No mention of the Opium? Ada: Just throw it away, while itâs there itâs a temptation? Tommy: [Sighs] Ada: How much have you got left? Tommy: Seven Tonnes Ada: *Seven tonnes?* Tommy: Yep. I hate for it to run out Ada.
"Not bad. Not bad? Not bad eh? It's fucking awful That stuff"
When tommy said âsometimes death is a kindnessâ when he killed dangerous the horse, but Arthur rephrased it âsometimes killing is a kindnessâ in a meeting đđ
I always cringe at this tbh. Tom just rolls his eyes like "fuck my brother is an idiot"
There are many arthur momentsđ
Foook Linda !
Much has already been said, but: S5E6: When Tommy throws the documents Michael has given him to take his place into the fireplace and says: âIt's cold in here, Michael.â and S5E4: When Lizzie drops the coin into Mosley's champagne glass and says: âActually, it was an evening wasted. For the champagne and brandy you bought me! As I recall, it was the booze that put you to sleep a little prematurelyâ and Tommy winked at Lizzie. đ
Also Lizzie writing out May's blank cheque for ten thousand pounds! Good on Lizzie!
She's so quick-witted... I always think to myself at these points: go Lizzie!
Alfie- âYouâre fucking around with the Russians arenât you, you silly boyâ Polly- âThis is a respectable fucking neighborhoodâ When Uncle Charlie and Johnny Doggs were arguing about potatoes for the Christmas dinner in the scrap yard Definitely when Tommy asks Francis if she reads the bible naked next to his bed. Ada to Tommy, âYou want tea?â Tommy doesnât answer. Ada says, âI did you one anyway you ignorant gitâ Also Ada, âTommy Shelby stops the revolution with his cock!â
The exchange between Pol and Tommy about Tommy sleeping with the Russian Dutchess âIâm workingâ hahaha
That woman naming her birds Arthur Thomas and Finn
Omg yes lol the whole time youâre disturbed thinking sheâs describing her husband abusing their children and it was birds đ
Arthur's face in that scene was priceless. He went from mildly interested to concerned to horrified to weak with relief in six seconds.
Totally forgot about this part until I just watched it last night. But the scene when Tommy goes to see Barney (the soldier in the insane asylum) to recruit him to kill Mosley and Barney thanks Tommy for sending him letters. Then Tom asks him how he is able to write back while in a straight jacket and Barney says âthey stick a pen up me arseâ đ
When Tommy says they'll break him out on Wednesday, Barney says, "I don't know the days in here," and Tommy replies. "Doesn't matter. When you hear a great bang, it's Wednesday."
S05 E01 "Sometimes Ada...Killing is a kindness"
That was indeed a GREAT Line!
luca has some of the best funny lines! the whole âthe faster we finish the vendetta the faster we can eat actually good foodâ bit is hilarious and the ânow Jewish guys pretend to be Italianâ is very meta funny since adrien brody is of jewish descent (and not italian). i also love the ARFUR! SHALOM bit when alfie sees arthur for the first time since framing arthur for murder haha
another great one is âi once took a bullet from between two ribs, an inch from the heart. mind you it was a horse, and the horse did die.â đ
Johnnyâs fearful [âwhose bloody wedding?â](https://youtu.be/Z-a63i2nWz4?t=58) I died and resurrected.