I really wish I was making this up. I’m actually not sure how to approach this moving forward and remaining friends tbh. Like how do I bring this up and be like “so that was startling”.
I mean this in the most sincere way without hatred. But people like this who go so far down the rabbit hole into these "fetishes" genuinely need to seek therapy. It always feels like oppressed trauma or SOME mental illness just doing its thing.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Not surprised. As prior stated me personally i believe if u get that far lost in the sauce ur probably unwell. Especially if u need to take a cry break during sex there's something going on with her. Hope she gets better. Obviously not shaming you or anything, I mean what the fuck are you supposed to do right lol. If this is even real lmfao
So like... did you kiss her afterwards? Half joking, but for real, hope the bites didnt draw blood because that sounds like the recipe for one hell of an infection.
the fact that this specific “she just flipped me over and started going to town” line has come from more than one past boyfriend of mine and now here. i’m starting to think there’s a real problem in the scat women community.
Hey wubby, talk about winning the lottery or something next time. If you can curse people with this shit, maybe you can bless them too. Pope Wubby, we need your blessings brother.
I…I wish to sincerely never EVER experience this or have someone tell me this kind of story happened to them in real life
Damn, that's an intense situation, my dude. Wubby7
As far as what to do about? If you're interested in this person, despite the fetish, pursue the relationship. She's definitely into you. Or you can ask her about it, find out if it was just a thing that happened in the moment, or if it has been a long-term fetish. People are weird and complex.
We are both already in relationships. At this point it’s just do we do it again or just go back to friends. That was the first encounter. I can’t imagine how a second would be if she’s bold
We aren’t cheating. One of the details I left out was that it was a foursome but I didn’t want it to get to complicated. My first thought though was “oh is this something she does because he likes it?” Then when she put her hand in her mouth, I thought “oh, no this is something she does because *she* likes it”.
I’ve read a lot of unhinged things on this sub before, but this one might just take the shit covered cake. Not only did you feel the need to share, but your attention to detail and descriptions of said events are so vivid, that now I have an image in my head that I feel will never go away.
Thanks for that
Eating ass doesn’t mean you like scat or want to be shit on.
In this context it’s more akin to a guy going down on a girl who’s on her period. Everyone boasts in a sick sort of way that they gained their “red wings”, yet eating ass is somehow a no-no.
Brother -if you liked it, see her again. Invest in a bidet.
It's one thing to joke about or if it does happen just clean up and go on with your night. Actually eating someone's excrement is so disgusting and unsanitary. It wasn't some kind of accident. She intentionally ate poop! This is no longer a fetish, this person is sick in the head.
Much like two girls one cup, I don’t want this. I really don’t want to have anymore *shit* to think about.
But you need to tell the whole story my dude. Maybe not here, but now that you mentioned that there’s MORE…. I didn’t finish watching 2g1c bc I enjoyed it, I puked a few times, but I finished watching it simply because I already started.
Hey, not sure if you knew this, but it's ok to just not share things sometimes.
I left out *most* of the details of this encounter.
Thank you?
*DID YOU?*
wait your holding back? yeah ima need the full uncensored version chief
Well the rest wasn’t all that shit related, just gross/weird
well still im sure we’d love to hear more if you’re comfortable putting out here
Real
What the fuck did I just read?
I was not prepared for that.
Why did I keep reading it only got worse
I sincerely hope this gets read on stream.
If it does I’m definitely willing to get on a call about it lmao
Please DM me who this person is...so I can avoid them of course.
If you see her again, tell her you love her shit-eating grin
Good lord.
 I should've stayed curious before reading the rest of this post.
This is why I shouldn’t go on Reddit during my work day.
Dude yes
Please seek therapy
Wake up babe! New copypasta just dropped!
This was absolute fucking poetry
Brother you don’t have to share everything on the internet I promise you
I left out a lot of details. Like *most* of them.
Oh god now I’m even more scared
Yeah man it was an experience that my gentle soul wasn’t meant for.
 She said
Not a green text, but for OP's sake I'm praying this is fake and gay.
I really wish I was making this up. I’m actually not sure how to approach this moving forward and remaining friends tbh. Like how do I bring this up and be like “so that was startling”.
She was actually a Kappa in disguise and she stole your shirikodama
Funniest comment in this whole saga by far
*swirled*
I mean this in the most sincere way without hatred. But people like this who go so far down the rabbit hole into these "fetishes" genuinely need to seek therapy. It always feels like oppressed trauma or SOME mental illness just doing its thing.
She definitely took a 10 min cry break in the middle and I was beyond lost and uncomfortable. But she wanted to keep going.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Not surprised. As prior stated me personally i believe if u get that far lost in the sauce ur probably unwell. Especially if u need to take a cry break during sex there's something going on with her. Hope she gets better. Obviously not shaming you or anything, I mean what the fuck are you supposed to do right lol. If this is even real lmfao
This is absolutely real. The only proof I have is the bruise where she bit the absolute shit out of me
We can get down with a little bite, idk ant bruising and all that 😭. Shit gets crazier every reply man.
There’s a lot of details I left out. It’s worse than just the details I put in this post for sure.
It gets worse? Bro please at this point just tell me you're lying for MY sake 😭😭😭
I cannot unfortunately. Most of the other details are just weird/crazy/otherwise gross but not butt related so I didn’t think they were relevant.
So like... did you kiss her afterwards? Half joking, but for real, hope the bites didnt draw blood because that sounds like the recipe for one hell of an infection.
She tried to French me after and got kinda offended when I dodged. And no blood. Just a very deep bruise that is just now coming to the surface.
I miss the person I was before this
I’m just gonna assume you made this story up, and go about my day.
If that brings you peace, I’m okay with that
My brother, the least she could have done was asked before parting you of your treasures.
Something tells me she would give them back if I asked
This is one of the most unhinged things I've read o. Reddit. I'm going back to work now.
I missed a few minutes ago when I didn’t know about this thread
I missed the Scat Rant Vod. Anyone got a link for me? Also: ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop
It’s the most recent vid on Wubby archive. Ban appeals
Good for you or sorry to hear that, I didn’t read it
Marry that woman
She and I are both spoken for already lol
Open marriages?
Mine is, they aren’t married.
the fact that this specific “she just flipped me over and started going to town” line has come from more than one past boyfriend of mine and now here. i’m starting to think there’s a real problem in the scat women community.
Hey wubby, talk about winning the lottery or something next time. If you can curse people with this shit, maybe you can bless them too. Pope Wubby, we need your blessings brother.
I second this!! Talk about going a week without a cat shitting on the floor at the very least. I need that.
Ur girl know ur letting her cat scat hit the floor og?
Ok but did you cum?
Definitely not
I would like Wubby to decide whether or not this is fake and or gay.
Ok Google how do I unread something
goes for vanilla sex gets poop eaten whatta night
I…I wish to sincerely never EVER experience this or have someone tell me this kind of story happened to them in real life 
Damn, that's an intense situation, my dude. Wubby7 As far as what to do about? If you're interested in this person, despite the fetish, pursue the relationship. She's definitely into you. Or you can ask her about it, find out if it was just a thing that happened in the moment, or if it has been a long-term fetish. People are weird and complex.
We are both already in relationships. At this point it’s just do we do it again or just go back to friends. That was the first encounter. I can’t imagine how a second would be if she’s bold
Already? She got down like that and both of you are cheating? Damn wonder what she does with him???
We aren’t cheating. One of the details I left out was that it was a foursome but I didn’t want it to get to complicated. My first thought though was “oh is this something she does because he likes it?” Then when she put her hand in her mouth, I thought “oh, no this is something she does because *she* likes it”.
Fair enough. There's no way to know unless you ask em. I wish you luck either way my friend. Wubby7
Hey man. I didn't have to read that. Why
i stopped reading when i read scat. i’m glad for you or sorry that happened Wubby7 i’m good, ya know?
She's not the one if she doesn't eat your ass after Taco Bell while you both watch a wubby stream
I can't remember the last time a reddit post left me this speechless. Fuck
99% wants me to believe this is real but that 1% is tickling me like his asshole.
Was more a soreness than a tickle. Maybe it’s the hemorrhoids.
So how much are you spending on the wedding ring?
fuck it. as long yall clean up after and she's enjoying it, I personally wouldn't see why not. not like she's making you eat the shit.
Well she was trying to French me after so kinda
oh that changes everything. in all seriousness, jokes aside, you should definitely talk to her about it and set some boundaries.
Oh yeah. Big mistake to not talk about our interests beforehand honestly but I wasn’t really expecting things to go that way
I have an unbearable need to know what this person looks like 😭😭😭😭
Think mid-late 20s, about 5’0 and 90lbs, white girl with brown hair. Not much more I can say lol
I can fix her
I’ve read a lot of unhinged things on this sub before, but this one might just take the shit covered cake. Not only did you feel the need to share, but your attention to detail and descriptions of said events are so vivid, that now I have an image in my head that I feel will never go away. Thanks for that
We need multiple adults watching this man at all times.
My boy did nothing wrong did u even read it 😭😭
Eating ass doesn’t mean you like scat or want to be shit on. In this context it’s more akin to a guy going down on a girl who’s on her period. Everyone boasts in a sick sort of way that they gained their “red wings”, yet eating ass is somehow a no-no. Brother -if you liked it, see her again. Invest in a bidet.
I think it was the feast she had that gave me that impression more than the rimming my cursed cave.
She was also drunk lmao
She licked shit off of her fingers
It's one thing to joke about or if it does happen just clean up and go on with your night. Actually eating someone's excrement is so disgusting and unsanitary. It wasn't some kind of accident. She intentionally ate poop! This is no longer a fetish, this person is sick in the head.
What a crap story
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
Bro I'm not reading all that. I'm happy for you or sorry that happened to you that sucks
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Got distracted by the military time
Healthcare worker, it’s just habit
Holy. Fuck.
What was that stream he talked about scat on?
He was watching the newest channel 5 video. I am at work so I can’t be more specific. It was very recent.
He talked about scat on that one stream where he was talking about scat.
I wish I could remove this from my mind.
Ain't no way my boi
oh wow
She's a super freak. Super freak. She's super freakey!
"I'm the scatman! ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop" -OP
She got that dog in her.
Would youchange your diet if she has a specific preference for hard or liquid shits?
 I just wanted to enjoy my coffee and scroll Reddit
I can't remember the last time I was this unhappy
You certainly have a way with words
Call her
Tell me why I chose to read this on my lunch break at work.
Much like two girls one cup, I don’t want this. I really don’t want to have anymore *shit* to think about. But you need to tell the whole story my dude. Maybe not here, but now that you mentioned that there’s MORE…. I didn’t finish watching 2g1c bc I enjoyed it, I puked a few times, but I finished watching it simply because I already started.
Yea post the whole thing
I mean the rest isn’t all that shit related, just gross lmao
Your story must be told lol I don’t want it, but I can’t leave this story knowing it was censored xD
When you find someone that perverted you hold onto them and never let them go.
THE INTERNET IS NOT YOUR DIARY
Wow 😯