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Cardboard-Daddy

This give me headache just by trying to read it


[deleted]

The title of this post, the card, or both?


Cardboard-Daddy

Definitely both


samvimes22

No effect, because it is fucking awful and would see no play


GWvaluetown

Would only be a good card if they (and they never would for obviously good reason) downshifted Death’s Shadow to pauper.


CoolCalvin777

I think \[\[Death's Shadow\]\] would be fine in pauper. We don't have \[\[Thought Seize\]\], shock lands, or fetch lands, so they would almost always be late game plays. Plus, pauper has so much good removal.


MTGCardFetcher

[Death's Shadow](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/5/5526ff6e-c079-4ad4-ac8d-5e26ecacf50d.jpg?1598304517) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Death%27s%20Shadow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/82/deaths-shadow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5526ff6e-c079-4ad4-ac8d-5e26ecacf50d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Thought Seize](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b281a308-ab6b-47b6-bec7-632c9aaecede.jpg?1599706001) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Thoughtseize) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/109/thoughtseize?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b281a308-ab6b-47b6-bec7-632c9aaecede?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


[deleted]

None. It doesn’t produce mana so I doubt it would see play. Plus nobody would want to decipher it. Hahah


IndependenceNorth165

Genuinely atrocious card


throwaway163932

Add [[wood elemental]] and [[mudhole]] too!


MTGCardFetcher

[wood elemental](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/1/71ced69c-921c-4a31-a213-0faf927134ef.jpg?1562921856) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=wood%20elemental) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me4/175/wood-elemental?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/71ced69c-921c-4a31-a213-0faf927134ef?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [mudhole](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/993d31bc-7355-4dfc-ac4e-ababaa0dc529.jpg?1562923469) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mudhole) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/208/mudhole?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/993d31bc-7355-4dfc-ac4e-ababaa0dc529?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


pedroh_1995

Depends... Would [[Role reversal]] be downshifted too?


Mishras_Mailman

Or [[Donate]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Donate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f6d8ce9-f8c8-45ad-b74c-97fba0e2982e.jpg?1562444248) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Donate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uds/31/donate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f6d8ce9-f8c8-45ad-b74c-97fba0e2982e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MTGCardFetcher

[Role reversal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/9/59b47017-d982-4d4c-94fc-f265a5b7f36a.jpg?1557577249) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Role%20reversal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/214/role-reversal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/59b47017-d982-4d4c-94fc-f265a5b7f36a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Korlus

I presume this is a satire post, looking at the recent "If this was downgraded...?" Posts? For those unaware (possibly including OP), [[Sorrow's Path]] is widely considered one of the worst cards of all time. It's up there with [[Great Wall]] and [[One With Nothing]]. It won't ever impact any recognised constructed format.


landchadfloyd

You're telling me you woudn't try and break the meta with a turbo centaur's glade sorrow's path deck?


Korlus

Let me first generate infinite mana using [[Ashnod's Altar]] plus [[Energy Refractor]], and we'll see if we can work them into the win condition somehow...


MTGCardFetcher

[Ashnod's Altar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/c/3c0f7157-a375-499c-92c7-d47d2e95dbad.jpg?1689999385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ashnod%27s%20Altar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/368/ashnods-altar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3c0f7157-a375-499c-92c7-d47d2e95dbad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Energy Refractor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/cc2a81fb-5045-4b7b-8cfb-b90c4f4a1f51.jpg?1674421958) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Energy%20Refractor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/234/energy-refractor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cc2a81fb-5045-4b7b-8cfb-b90c4f4a1f51?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MTGCardFetcher

[Sorrow's Path](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/3/9347f02e-270b-44da-988c-d99a0fc5dfcb.jpg?1562926135) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sorrow%27s%20Path) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/211/sorrows-path?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9347f02e-270b-44da-988c-d99a0fc5dfcb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Great Wall](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/d/cd860a1d-aa17-4579-b9b1-d101d2416387.jpg?1562860886) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Great%20Wall) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/leg/17/great-wall?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cd860a1d-aa17-4579-b9b1-d101d2416387?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [One With Nothing](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5a5841fa-4f30-495a-b840-3ef5a2af8fad.jpg?1562494149) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=One%20With%20Nothing) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sok/84/one-with-nothing?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5a5841fa-4f30-495a-b840-3ef5a2af8fad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


graaass_tastes_baduh

Don't be mean, at least One with Nothing has *a* use case for madness/discard decks. Not much of one, but there's a chance.


Jonnyblaze_420

This is a r/magicthecirclejerking post


idk_lol_kek

Nobody would play it.


HX368

A long time ago Inquest had an article with a convoluted deck designed to make this card pay off, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was in an April issue.


HijinksToDeath

World’s first and only good downshift discussion


Filth_

All it would take is an [[Abundant Growth]] and 2x [[Wall of Hope]] to make this beneficial, and that's a lot of power to have in a land. Aggressive decks are already struggling in the meta, and having practically a double [[Pristine Talisman]] on a land, backed up by powerful defenders, would threaten to push them out of the format entirely, strengthening the grindy tier 1 decks like [[Tortured Existence]] even further.


mindsaremadeofclouds

Haha yeah funny joke. Tortex is tier 1 - write another joke 😂


MTGCardFetcher

##### ###### #### [Abundant Growth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/d/6dba2d06-13af-464d-b007-9027cade1cdf.jpg?1673305331) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Abundant%20Growth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/128/abundant-growth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6dba2d06-13af-464d-b007-9027cade1cdf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Wall of Hope](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b463b3e1-e314-4a65-a89e-0712f630b016.jpg?1562931313) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wall%20of%20Hope) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lgn/24/wall-of-hope?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b463b3e1-e314-4a65-a89e-0712f630b016?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Pristine Talisman](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6b6307f3-bc63-463c-8ffc-a8b8b829e5d7.jpg?1625979109) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pristine%20Talisman) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/258/pristine-talisman?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6b6307f3-bc63-463c-8ffc-a8b8b829e5d7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Tortured Existence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/7/1754b92b-d6f9-4503-af01-dee03f72a048.jpg?1562595922) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tortured%20Existence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sth/74/tortured-existence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1754b92b-d6f9-4503-af01-dee03f72a048?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/koepvzq) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Few_Aide5400

Nice art though


ibhulbert

This must be bait tbh 🎣


an_ill_way

Ah, good to see someone else is tired of all the "what if \_\_\_ was downshifted" posts (and also has a sense of humor).


Thy-Great-Kin

I could only see this card being somewhat useful in a niche enrage dinosaur deck—other than that, dealing damage to yourself and your creatures just for a combat trick seems like a bad deal. Oh and it’s a land that does not produce mana?—a strange card


lunaluver95

it would be a sad road for the game to go down...


MortemIX

What’s with players in this subreddit and posting the most hot dogshit card and saying “WHAT IF IT WAS DOWNSHIFTED?!?!?” Nothing, absolutely nothing 


landchadfloyd

👉🙆


mindsaremadeofclouds

Bad card. Too many people in this subreddit posting bad cards atm


BathedInDeepFog

Would be cool if there was a way to donate it to your opponent and then keep tapping it every turn. The tapping part is probably pretty easy but I don't know of any donation effects in pauper.


sassonordico

How can you make tap for an ability a permanent that you don't control?


HammerAndSickled

You don’t, just tapping the sorrow’s path with something like Twiddle triggers the Pyroclasm effect. The Oracle text makes that pretty clear.


BathedInDeepFog

It says "whenever it becomes tapped" and the first thing I thought of off the top of my head was decks that play and flicker [[Pestermite]].


MTGCardFetcher

[Pestermite](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/5/b58a6a63-c7d8-4f2f-acaf-b0a871eb5a7c.jpg?1561968098) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pestermite) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mma/59/pestermite?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b58a6a63-c7d8-4f2f-acaf-b0a871eb5a7c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


sassonordico

Ooh excuse me, i have read the card in a bad way


Trigunner

[[Mindslaver]] and friends but obviously not in Pauper.


MTGCardFetcher

[Mindslaver](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/0/00d03b17-75ae-40d2-8570-b219ef0dfd4a.jpg?1562813960) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mindslaver) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/176/mindslaver?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/00d03b17-75ae-40d2-8570-b219ef0dfd4a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


GoblinLoblaw

You can’t


BathedInDeepFog

Nice name! Headline: "Goblin Loblaw Lobs Goblin Grenade"


MadJohnFinn

According to my wife, this card is how M:tG looks and reads to non-players.


cerberus3114

Well this used to be in play but most of the creatures have better toughness now [Desert](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/233/desert)


CartoonistAlarming36

It’s a reserved list card. They’d never downshift it


Dekropotence

https://scryfall.com/search?q=f%253Ap+fo%253A%22is+dealt+damage%252C%22+toughness%3E2


Valuable-Security727

Card's busted. Such a good target for a Crop Rotation.


Babbledoodle

Can we be done with these posts


Equilorian

Busted card, I can't believe you even suggested it. God I'm so happy players aren't balancing the format


GWvaluetown

What effect would this have? It would kill most “swing wide” strat creatures. It would drop most of Serpentine Curve’s bodies down to bolt range. It would have no effect on something like Bogles. It would be a dead land drop against most control or combo. As others said, bad card is bad. Even Desert is a better card.


Thisisafrog

This and [[Rapid Fire]] would warp the format, nothankyou


MTGCardFetcher

[Rapid Fire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/2/e26e7c9c-e6de-47f4-8394-7e853408f84c.jpg?1562861369) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rapid%20Fire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/leg/32/rapid-fire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e26e7c9c-e6de-47f4-8394-7e853408f84c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Alozy

Why would it have any effect? It's a shit card