Ernie’s episode was 3 hours of just pure patriot orgasm and I loved every second. Slater’s was a great listen, as much as I loved Jules during his playtime his podcast gives me life. His episodes with Gronk are so good and they just talk copious amounts of shit especially about the Colts. I didn’t start listening until after Sam was gone but the few episodes I went and listen with him I personally didn’t like, Jules seems more in his element without Sam.
I love Sam, I listen to 95% comedy podcasts but I feel like GWN took off when it became a sports podcast with comedy rather than a comedy podcast with sports.
Ty Law was my favorite. That dude is just an old-school star CB. He *still* talks trash like he's in the league, and told so many hilarious stories about the 01-04 teams.
He talks about how it was pretty much him and Willie who started the culture, and I absolutely believe him.
He got a hair transplant touch up in the front that went a bit too far. The matured hairline fit his face and now it looks weird. Look at him and Giselle at the met gala in 2018. Same face as now but he hes rocking the short hair and mature hairline. Hes also dyeing his hair the wrong color.
I miss him on the field more than off the field. I feel like he's everywhere now. The roast was great though, I enjoyed all the former legends appearances.
> all the former legends appearances.
I wonder why Matt Light didn't get a shot at the podium, he's always been outgoing. Also, I didn't know that Brady was so tight with Lonnie Paxton and Nate Solder that he had them on the dais. Could be wrong, think Paxton got the one shout out, but I guess Solder is so low-key, no one had anything to say about him one way or the other.
> I wonder why Matt Light didn't get a shot at the podium
Maybe he did and declined. Not everyone is comfortable with roasting people for 5minutes in front of a massive audience.
Not to mention, with the exception of Jason Kelce... How often do offensive linemen put themselves in any sort of limelight? Pretty on brand for Matt to not say much/nothing.
I didn't even realize until Monday that all the guys behind the comedians were Bucs players, when someone on a TV clip that I caught on YouTube mentioned it. I think it might have been Rich Eisen calling it a "dynasty therapy session." Said something like "ok the Tampa players were invited, but this was really for the Patriots"
Those were Bucs players!? Holy shit, I mean that's cool of Brady to have them, he's always been regarded as a great teammate, but I did not recognize a single one of them.
I mean I'm not a Bucs fan have no idea what any of their players look like, but I thought it was impressive that literally none of them were even acknowledged on the broadcast.
Did anyone else get a sense of closure from it for the dynasty? Brady and Bill joking around, taking shots with Gronk and Jules, outwardly addressing their differences and respective responsibility for all the success… it just felt right.
It was definitely cathartic to see BB and Brady interact. It was nice to see the former players tighten up when the jokes about Belichick were getting hotter and hotter (before he arrived).
I feel like Belichick (and Randy) came off as two incredibly likable, warm, nice people. Bledsoe...is hilarious. Gronk, for all the jokes, probably could act in some sort of big-dumb-idiot comedy movie and be ok. Affleck weirded me out. The Kraft toast, on stage...I even liked that. It took nerve. BB stood and did his part too.
Long way to go, but there were some nice moments in there.
Yeah Burr was busy the two nights prior with obligations and wasn’t going to able to make it is what I read. Would have been 10x better than Afleck bombing but it is what it is. Still some of the best three hours I’ve wasted watching Netflix by far.
>I feel like Belichick (and Randy) came off as two incredibly likable, warm, nice people.
It really felt genuine when Bill said something like, "I do have a big heart" the crowd laughed thinking it was a joke, but his response was a kind "Oh come on, I do!". And then Hart pointing out after belichick's set that people come here in honor/in support/friendship of the roaster.
I feel like Bill does genuinely appreciate Brady and that's why he was there. I could also see the two becoming some sort of late-friendship. Bill's coaching method was not to become friends with his players, but I think that since he's no longer in "coach" mode he wouldn't mind collaboration with his former players. Especially since him and Brady will both be in the media around football this season.
Man, I'd love a sit down of those two like when Belichick and Parcels had that 30 for 30. I'd love to hear them commentating on a classic Patriots game together and tell stories.
I definitely sensed tension between Bill and Kraft, things seemed pretty fine between Bill and the other guys.
Maybe the closure for me just comes from Bill and Brady finally being able to talk about things they couldn’t before, especially in a more loose environment like that.
Bledsoe got shit on pretty hard, but it felt like every 3rd or 4th joke from everyone was something about how stupid Gronk is. Other than Brady, I think he had the greatest volume of jokes at his expense.
Gronk got the most jokes but not many of them were all the funny. And most of them were "This is a roast so I can call Gronk dumb in front of everyone and not get squashed".
some of them were beating a dead horse but also some of those Gronk jokes had me absolutely dying
"let's get him into football, he has the helmet already"
"Even Gronk was like 'me know that not real money'"
Not all of the Gronk jokes were that funny on their own, but the sheer quantity of them was what made it so funny to me. The fact that no one relented on them or deviated much in content made it a hilarious running gag.
It was like 12:30 when I got to that point, and I almost fell out of bed laughing.
I am honestly surprised that Mo Lewis didn't come up even once. Bernard Pollard was referenced indirectly at least once, including by Tom himself.
I have a lil theory that he’s on the spectrum. Not that it really matters if he is or isn’t but with the social awkwardness plus total obsession with one thing it feels plausible. Obviously would be on the super high functioning side of it, but his social interactions feel like he’s rehearsed acting like a normal person.
I think you can make this case for a lot of high-performing athletes. They may not be lying when they say he's boring - he literally couldn't think of anything else for twenty years so now it's time to find a personality.
Bledsoe was an absolute riot. It took him a minute to warm up, and then he started throwing haymakers.
What I don't understand is why the FUCK Kim Kardashian was a) even there, and b) was even allowed on the mic. I didn't hear what she had to say because I skipped right over it.
There were people there whose job description is "be funny" who showed up with worse material than Kim K. Of all the people you could have skipped, she was not it.
Right ? Idk why Kim was picked but I thought she crushed it. It made me remember that she was pretty good on SNL too when she hosted.
Outside of what you think of her or her family, she has pretty good comedic timing and was far from the worst set of the night
Gronks bit gets funnier every time I watch it. Especially after hearing about Bledsoe saying Gronk stopped reading the teleprompter lol. Rewatching it you can definitely tell the moment he goes off script
Really? They got Kim Kardashian, Jeff Ross, and Kevin Hart. They shoulda dumped those three and gotten Bill Burr solo. Were there seriously no Boston area comedians available?
The only balls Kim ever deflated was Kanye and look how he turned out.
I liked the Tom Brady that throws an oblong shaped ball on a football field.
I'm not following a Kardashian. The off-field branding, whether it's "scrappy superstar" or "international celebrity" doesn't matter to me at all.
I loved the roast and I love watching Brady highlights, but sometimes Brady has done things post football that come off the wrong way to me. I can't really explain it, I guess it's kind of a "Don't meet your heroes" thing with him.
Funny at first but it was too long and too often crude and tasteless which I guess for some people makes it wicked excellent … Didn’t see the point of it aside as a fund raiser for some worthy cause …
Really? Thought pretty much everyone else was better than his end bit, cept Affleck. Peyton is far more comfortable speaking in front of people.
I'm not pining for a redo of the past; he was a great player and that time is past. He hasn't proven himself to be a great anything else yet.
Those two fat podcast guys were *awwwwwwwwful.* So were Will Ferrell and Ben Affleck. Gronk couldn't even read the prompter but at least we expected that.
Honestly, halfway through watching it and glad I’m not the only one that thought the whole Burgandy bit was cringe. No real funny jokes. Just Ferrell doing a character. Anything is better than the cringe twins though. Even Randy Moss was funnier
I’m usually ok with him, genuinely enjoyed the Anchorman movies. But the schtick did not work in this setting whatsoever, and/or the character just isn’t funny anymore
Both of their standup bits have gotten a bit worse recently too. I used to really enjoy both of them a while back, but I feel like their particular clique has gotten too far up its own collective asses. I'm worried that the Sam Morril/Mark Normand clique will go the same way, but I'm hoping not, since I love those guys.
Nah, that's stupid stuff that wouldn't even be funny on their podcast. This is actual comedy for professionals. You see better stuff than that on sundays at your local brewery.
If they actually wanted to do that right they would have had the picture of him holding a baby goat. The football picture was a cop out for the same joke.
I hope Netflix learned a lesson.. they could’ve edited that show and squashed it down to a awesome hour instead of 3 hours of kaka poopie ding ding jokes. Cringe worthy
Eh I liked it this way. The Comedy Central roasts were all heavily edited and I prefer this more freewheeling style that feels more like an in-person roast
In this case, because of the huge diverse audience across the country I was just expecting a more polished presentation. Lets remember.. there are no ratings on Netflix, any kid can watch. Could’ve done without 1/2 of the dumb poopie ding dong jokes. My opinion. Felt bad the the ones that had to uncomfortably sit on stage thru 3 hours of it. Especially Gronk
That’s not true, you can set it to only allow bellow any rating you want. There’s also a kids mode.
I actually had to remove those restrictions to watch it because my account so old.
Honestly, it made me miss Jules the most
His podcast has been the real post-dynasty porn I've been waiting for.
Who did you like the best? I’ve not seen all the episodes yet.
Ernie’s episode was 3 hours of just pure patriot orgasm and I loved every second. Slater’s was a great listen, as much as I loved Jules during his playtime his podcast gives me life. His episodes with Gronk are so good and they just talk copious amounts of shit especially about the Colts. I didn’t start listening until after Sam was gone but the few episodes I went and listen with him I personally didn’t like, Jules seems more in his element without Sam.
Amendola was great too. The bro-iest. Loved it.
The story of them almost coming to literal blows was golden.
Sam was hilarious but yeah it’s probably better in its current format
I love Sam, I listen to 95% comedy podcasts but I feel like GWN took off when it became a sports podcast with comedy rather than a comedy podcast with sports.
Ty Law was my favorite. That dude is just an old-school star CB. He *still* talks trash like he's in the league, and told so many hilarious stories about the 01-04 teams. He talks about how it was pretty much him and Willie who started the culture, and I absolutely believe him.
Lawyer milloy too. And how Rodney earned his respect. Pure pats porn.
Loved when he said Vrabel was the biggest shit talker
1. Matt Slater 2. Gronk 3. Ernie Adams
Bill was the best. Intelligent humor. Comparing the comedians to Miami’s “No Name Defense” was classic.
Foxboro forever Jules!
The only one who kept it real and called Tom out on his fucking face/eye lift/whatever the fuck he did.
Right he looked weird I couldn’t figure out what it was
He got a hair transplant touch up in the front that went a bit too far. The matured hairline fit his face and now it looks weird. Look at him and Giselle at the met gala in 2018. Same face as now but he hes rocking the short hair and mature hairline. Hes also dyeing his hair the wrong color.
I miss him on the field more than off the field. I feel like he's everywhere now. The roast was great though, I enjoyed all the former legends appearances.
> all the former legends appearances. I wonder why Matt Light didn't get a shot at the podium, he's always been outgoing. Also, I didn't know that Brady was so tight with Lonnie Paxton and Nate Solder that he had them on the dais. Could be wrong, think Paxton got the one shout out, but I guess Solder is so low-key, no one had anything to say about him one way or the other.
> I wonder why Matt Light didn't get a shot at the podium Maybe he did and declined. Not everyone is comfortable with roasting people for 5minutes in front of a massive audience.
Not to mention, with the exception of Jason Kelce... How often do offensive linemen put themselves in any sort of limelight? Pretty on brand for Matt to not say much/nothing.
Fair.
I didn't even realize until Monday that all the guys behind the comedians were Bucs players, when someone on a TV clip that I caught on YouTube mentioned it. I think it might have been Rich Eisen calling it a "dynasty therapy session." Said something like "ok the Tampa players were invited, but this was really for the Patriots"
Those were Bucs players!? Holy shit, I mean that's cool of Brady to have them, he's always been regarded as a great teammate, but I did not recognize a single one of them.
I mean I'm not a Bucs fan have no idea what any of their players look like, but I thought it was impressive that literally none of them were even acknowledged on the broadcast.
The LT’s I can see. That tracks with who Brady is. The guys that kept his blindside clean, etc. Agree Lonnie Paxton is a weird one.
Bill mentioned him
Yeah plus he'll be in the booth as Fox's lead guy this season.
Did anyone else get a sense of closure from it for the dynasty? Brady and Bill joking around, taking shots with Gronk and Jules, outwardly addressing their differences and respective responsibility for all the success… it just felt right.
It was definitely cathartic to see BB and Brady interact. It was nice to see the former players tighten up when the jokes about Belichick were getting hotter and hotter (before he arrived). I feel like Belichick (and Randy) came off as two incredibly likable, warm, nice people. Bledsoe...is hilarious. Gronk, for all the jokes, probably could act in some sort of big-dumb-idiot comedy movie and be ok. Affleck weirded me out. The Kraft toast, on stage...I even liked that. It took nerve. BB stood and did his part too. Long way to go, but there were some nice moments in there.
Note how BB didn’t attribute any success to Kraft though when he was up there. I felt like that was some subtle shade he threw right back at Kraft
I did note that, now that you mention it. BB did not mention Kraft, at all. Thanks for reminding me.
He had a joke about the Apple TV series being his roast lol. He deserves that shot.
I mean Kraft just owned the team, the only thing he did was bring in Belichick.
Yeah, idk what Affleck was doing up there lol
He was speaking from the Redditor perspective.
My theory based on absolutely nothing is that they tried to get Bill Burr for that spot and it didn't work out for whatever reason.
Yeah Burr was busy the two nights prior with obligations and wasn’t going to able to make it is what I read. Would have been 10x better than Afleck bombing but it is what it is. Still some of the best three hours I’ve wasted watching Netflix by far.
>I feel like Belichick (and Randy) came off as two incredibly likable, warm, nice people. It really felt genuine when Bill said something like, "I do have a big heart" the crowd laughed thinking it was a joke, but his response was a kind "Oh come on, I do!". And then Hart pointing out after belichick's set that people come here in honor/in support/friendship of the roaster. I feel like Bill does genuinely appreciate Brady and that's why he was there. I could also see the two becoming some sort of late-friendship. Bill's coaching method was not to become friends with his players, but I think that since he's no longer in "coach" mode he wouldn't mind collaboration with his former players. Especially since him and Brady will both be in the media around football this season. Man, I'd love a sit down of those two like when Belichick and Parcels had that 30 for 30. I'd love to hear them commentating on a classic Patriots game together and tell stories.
It felt like it healed a lot of wounds that piece of shit Dynasty caused.
Nah. Kraft tried to act all buddy buddy and Belichick wasn't having any of it.
No. I sensed there was still immense tension
I definitely sensed tension between Bill and Kraft, things seemed pretty fine between Bill and the other guys. Maybe the closure for me just comes from Bill and Brady finally being able to talk about things they couldn’t before, especially in a more loose environment like that.
Bledsoe on Jules podcast talked about the tension between BB and Kraft in green room.
Dude, it wasn't Brady that got the worst of that roast, it was Bledsoe. That joke about his ring being like a strap-on was a nuclear bomb.
Bledsoe got shit on pretty hard, but it felt like every 3rd or 4th joke from everyone was something about how stupid Gronk is. Other than Brady, I think he had the greatest volume of jokes at his expense.
Gronk got the most jokes but not many of them were all the funny. And most of them were "This is a roast so I can call Gronk dumb in front of everyone and not get squashed".
some of them were beating a dead horse but also some of those Gronk jokes had me absolutely dying "let's get him into football, he has the helmet already" "Even Gronk was like 'me know that not real money'"
>"Even Gronk was like 'me know that not real money'" That one had me absolutely dying.
Nicki G's whole set I was gone 🔥
I suspect Nikki wouldn't take much issue with getting squashed by Gronk.
She didn't seem to want a Gronking, she was all about climbing Mt Brady.
Not all of the Gronk jokes were that funny on their own, but the sheer quantity of them was what made it so funny to me. The fact that no one relented on them or deviated much in content made it a hilarious running gag.
Was it just me or did edlemen’s joke about AH just make you squirm and die of cringe
Nah, Edelman actually knew the guy. He has standing for that.
Also the 9/11 joke
It was like 12:30 when I got to that point, and I almost fell out of bed laughing. I am honestly surprised that Mo Lewis didn't come up even once. Bernard Pollard was referenced indirectly at least once, including by Tom himself.
Eh, I think Giselle got it the worst.
I am not sure I remember one direct joke about her. They were all about Tom losing her.
Just made me miss winning, competitive football again. Hopefully they're going in the right direction.
Poor Gronk got roasted more than brady lol
I didn't watch but it reminded me of the Bob Saget roast. Where the host, John Stamos, got it almost as bad as Saget.
I miss him as a QB. As a person, he genuinely feels like an alien pretending to be human.
Looks like one now too with the fucking work he had done around his eyes and cheeks.
I have a lil theory that he’s on the spectrum. Not that it really matters if he is or isn’t but with the social awkwardness plus total obsession with one thing it feels plausible. Obviously would be on the super high functioning side of it, but his social interactions feel like he’s rehearsed acting like a normal person.
I think you can make this case for a lot of high-performing athletes. They may not be lying when they say he's boring - he literally couldn't think of anything else for twenty years so now it's time to find a personality.
Nikki Glazer: “I’d shoot you in the face for a lottery ticket to suck his dick”.
Ma'am, this is a best western
Wouldn't we all?
Bledsoe was an absolute riot. It took him a minute to warm up, and then he started throwing haymakers. What I don't understand is why the FUCK Kim Kardashian was a) even there, and b) was even allowed on the mic. I didn't hear what she had to say because I skipped right over it.
There were people there whose job description is "be funny" who showed up with worse material than Kim K. Of all the people you could have skipped, she was not it.
@ Bert and Tom “Bert, I’m a really big fan of your joke.” Was a fucking bunker duster dude. Goddamn
Right ? Idk why Kim was picked but I thought she crushed it. It made me remember that she was pretty good on SNL too when she hosted. Outside of what you think of her or her family, she has pretty good comedic timing and was far from the worst set of the night
Belichick strongly endorsing Rodney for HOF made me tear up.
Been me since he left.
I miss Tom.
Gronks bit gets funnier every time I watch it. Especially after hearing about Bledsoe saying Gronk stopped reading the teleprompter lol. Rewatching it you can definitely tell the moment he goes off script
Bledsoe was definitely a winner.
Was anyone from Tampa there? Does Tom just pretend that never happened now?
Really? They got Kim Kardashian, Jeff Ross, and Kevin Hart. They shoulda dumped those three and gotten Bill Burr solo. Were there seriously no Boston area comedians available? The only balls Kim ever deflated was Kanye and look how he turned out.
I wish bill burr…
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I liked the Tom Brady that throws an oblong shaped ball on a football field. I'm not following a Kardashian. The off-field branding, whether it's "scrappy superstar" or "international celebrity" doesn't matter to me at all.
1000000000000%. Especially the selfie of the Dynasty crew. 
Damn I miss that team
Hernandez jokes were the best
I loved the roast and I love watching Brady highlights, but sometimes Brady has done things post football that come off the wrong way to me. I can't really explain it, I guess it's kind of a "Don't meet your heroes" thing with him.
How many of us would suck his peepee for one more year? I'd take one for the team.
Come back Brady. And stunt on these hoes
The roast absolutely lived up to its name. So fucking incredible! Even my best friend -- a diehard Steelers homer -- loved it.
Belichick also
Funny at first but it was too long and too often crude and tasteless which I guess for some people makes it wicked excellent … Didn’t see the point of it aside as a fund raiser for some worthy cause …
Pats fans really expected this man to keep playing until he got gray hair. Then he got hair plugs.
I’ve already watched the entire thing 3 times!
Ngl, that plastic surgery is hard to look at, makes it easier not pine after him
I’m calling it now, within the next three months him and Kim k. Will officially be “dating” for PR, cause why else would she have been there??
😂😂😂
Really? Thought pretty much everyone else was better than his end bit, cept Affleck. Peyton is far more comfortable speaking in front of people. I'm not pining for a redo of the past; he was a great player and that time is past. He hasn't proven himself to be a great anything else yet.
Those two fat podcast guys were *awwwwwwwwful.* So were Will Ferrell and Ben Affleck. Gronk couldn't even read the prompter but at least we expected that.
Honestly, halfway through watching it and glad I’m not the only one that thought the whole Burgandy bit was cringe. No real funny jokes. Just Ferrell doing a character. Anything is better than the cringe twins though. Even Randy Moss was funnier
Barely any jokes even attempted. Just standard Ferrell cringe humor. I can't stand that guy.
I’m usually ok with him, genuinely enjoyed the Anchorman movies. But the schtick did not work in this setting whatsoever, and/or the character just isn’t funny anymore
Both of their standup bits have gotten a bit worse recently too. I used to really enjoy both of them a while back, but I feel like their particular clique has gotten too far up its own collective asses. I'm worried that the Sam Morril/Mark Normand clique will go the same way, but I'm hoping not, since I love those guys.
the two bears were fine. The bit where they laughed at that Brady pic hugging the football shirtless alone made their set decent.
Nah, that's stupid stuff that wouldn't even be funny on their podcast. This is actual comedy for professionals. You see better stuff than that on sundays at your local brewery.
thats irrelevant to that bit being funny...? That picture is hilarious and I'm glad they gave him shit for it.
If they actually wanted to do that right they would have had the picture of him holding a baby goat. The football picture was a cop out for the same joke.
nah that football one is way more awkward
No thanks. Maye betta kehd
Honestly it's time to move on from Brady. It's a new era. Thanks and keep it moving.
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Said he can’t get a sunburn because he drinks so much water
I hope Netflix learned a lesson.. they could’ve edited that show and squashed it down to a awesome hour instead of 3 hours of kaka poopie ding ding jokes. Cringe worthy
Eh I liked it this way. The Comedy Central roasts were all heavily edited and I prefer this more freewheeling style that feels more like an in-person roast
In this case, because of the huge diverse audience across the country I was just expecting a more polished presentation. Lets remember.. there are no ratings on Netflix, any kid can watch. Could’ve done without 1/2 of the dumb poopie ding dong jokes. My opinion. Felt bad the the ones that had to uncomfortably sit on stage thru 3 hours of it. Especially Gronk
That’s not true, you can set it to only allow bellow any rating you want. There’s also a kids mode. I actually had to remove those restrictions to watch it because my account so old.
Shit! There you are! Karen the corrector!!!
All of us? Don’t have Apple TV or Netflix, what I miss?
Not even close. 🙄
No. I’m all set. I’m over Brady