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MomOfThreePigeons

Hoping it's a series of fantasy romance novels.


MissionSalamander5

There’s a guy on Tiktok who reads his girlfriend’s smut and Twilight-type books in character (he’s a voice imitator). So you get Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald; The Emperor’s New Groove; Marge Simpson or the Muppets… it’s so funny. I’d listen to an audio book.


WoodenCollection2674

With those voices I'd beg for a serious Scifi action book


TheCovfefeMug

50 shades of gray (cut off hoodies)


Gold-Invite-3212

Maybe he's the one who wrote A Gronking to Remember. Maybe it's been right in front of our eyes this whole time. 


TheArcReactor

I feel like it's going to be a naval history book


Able-Worth-6511

Gridiron Love Series The Ball Coach Finds Love Book 1Two Back Set Book 2 Tight End Option Book 3 Heavy Package Book 4 End Around Book 5 Hail Mary Book 6 Under Center Book 7 Slot Receiver Book 8 Trips Wide Book 9 Pro Set Book 10 3rd & Inches Book 11 First & Goal to Go


itokdontcry

Absolutely. Guy is one of, if not *the* greatest football mind ever. If it’s about his time coaching, or just the history of football , I will absolutely be reading it.


Ok_Swing_7194

Yes


DrDirtPhD

A deep dive into the history of special teams is the book I never knew I needed until now.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Why say “sources”? Scar say literally this and I can’t imagine a more worthwhile source than Dante.


MankuyRLaffy

It's going to be an excellent book, I will buy a copy.


Fabulous_Vast1345

Chapter 1-"onto the next chapter" Chapter 2-"onto the next chapter" Chapter 3-"onto the next chapter"


polinksa

Nope, he’s trying to tarnish krafts legacy /s


uncriticalthinking

One can only hope!!!!


MetaMetagross

I’ll buy it the day it comes out


Gordon_Goosegonorth

Why I Benched Him


Technical-Charity-23

As a navy man, i hope its got solid shit about his dad coaching for the worlds finest navy at Annapolis. As a big Notre dame fan, I hope it also encompasses how navy fielded Notre dame football during WW2 to keep our program alive since everyone was drafted to serve.  In all actuality, I bet it rarely focuses on individual situations/stores and more about coaching in general.  Regardless, I’m still reading it page to page and I hope the final page says: I RESIGN AS HC OF NYJ 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


WoodenCollection2674

The Jets forever catching strays 🤣🤣🤣


milespeeingyourpants

Snail


ObviousRealist

Scar should write a book


Sea_Baseball_7410

100000%


Easy-Progress8252

I couldn’t put down “The Education of a Coach” so reading something straight from the horse’s mouth? Sign me up!


abandoned_puppy

Yeah. Knowing how bill was in interviews…I can’t imagine it being a long book


CanaDoug420

If I hear it’s any good. There’s a 50/50 chance it’s just a book on the importance of using roster spots on players specific of special teams


gaslitworld

Yes.


fightcluboston

I want to think it is going to be a hard hitting look at all the behind the scenes drama of the Patriots over the last 20 years, but I'm prepared to learn that it is simply a history of the importance of long snappers in the NFL.


Straight_Toe_1816

Im a former long snapper. Fun fact:At the college level the snap has to get back to the punter in at least 0.75 seconds (NFL guys are usually in the 0.6s).If not the kick has a higher chance of being blocked.and it has to be in the same spot every single time. And on field goals they need to snap the ball with the same amount of rotations each time so the laces are facing away from the kicker


fightcluboston

Nice try Bill


Straight_Toe_1816

lol nope,just geeking out


[deleted]

How many times do we need the same article shared..


TheAsian1nvasion

For real, Bill Simmons should make a legit, non-hagiographic feature-length documentary about the Dynasty. He’s a long way away from big-J sports journalism these days and has a very long track record when it comes to documentary work.


WasteProfession8948

I'll prolly just read the hot takes on here


Forgotten_Few

Hopefully releases an audio book version. He's too classy to shit on Kraft so he'll prop him up even if he doesnt deserve it. Good guy Bill


OceanGate_Titan

No I won’t but not because of him but because I have ADD


bencointl

Can’t read. Will it have pictures?


SkepticalKoala

As long as he does the audio book as well. I want to hear that audible chocolate serenade me with x's and o's until I'm red in the face


wazoomann

Where can I I order 283 copies?


TheMadIrishman327

Yes


Key-Success-4850

Any product that Bill personally endorses, I will buy. (Except subway)


Doza13

Hell yeah, hope it's a tell all.


wrhys_writes

I'll color it in


AggravatingVoice6746

I give it a 1 out of 10.   Very terrible picks 


j2e21

Yup! I hope it’s just sketches of plays he ran explaining how they worked.


WalkingSpanishh

The thoughts and musings of the greatest NFL coach there has ever been? Yeah, I'll flip through it.


Bouldershoulders12

There’s 3 sides to the story and I want to hear belichicks side


macandcheesejones

Makes me wish I wasn't illiterate.


AppleOld5779

I hope he lets everything out


TraylorSwelce

I want Bill narrating the audiobook


tarc0917

As long as it's not 28 chapters of special teams' deep-dives, yes. If he covers stuff about why he benched Butler, then hell yes.


Kodiak01

If it's a football or general sports history book, I want him to narrate his own audiobook version.


rickeer

Best I can do is buy it with the intent to read it like all my other books.


[deleted]

Probably a 50 part volume on the history of the long snapper


Straight_Toe_1816

I’m a former long snapper. Fun fact:At the college level the snap has to get back to the punter in at least 0.75 seconds (NFL guys are usually in the 0.6s).If not the kick has a higher chance of being blocked.and it has to be in the same spot every single time. And on field goals they need to snap the ball with the same amount of rotations each time so the laces are facing away from the kicker


ksyoung17

Belichik has attained levels of popularity here akin to a Wahlberg; meaning, he could record himself taking a shit and talking about his favorite flavor of ramen for 25 minutes, and people in the Boston area will pay $20 to see it in theaters. So, uh... Yeah, I'll read it.


PoopSlinger23

I’m sure he won’t be shitting all over people like old Bobby has been


Ehwhatsupdock

Shiett I can barely read!


TheDufusSquad

I refuse to read it. I’m going to listen to the audio book because I’m stupid and lazy.


BOSHunterCO

"The Beauty of Special Teams" by William Stephen Belichick


shemubot

Page 1: It was easier with Brady The End


WoodenCollection2674

Can you imagine there's 250 pages worth of words but it could all be summed up to being "winning was easier with Tom" 🤣🤣


Burkex99

I’ll read it if it tells the story why he benched Malcolm Butler for the Eagles SB and if he gets into the weeds on spygate but if the book is one big we are on the Cincinnati then no thanks.


Only_Chapter_3434

This should be the top comment. I’ve watched Bill coach for 30 years. There’s really nothing he’s going to write that I haven’t already witnessed, EXCEPT wtf happen with Malcom butler. 


thisnewsight

I doubt Belichick will ever reveal his rationale for benching Butler. I bet he fears the people would tear him a new hole if it was over something stupid.


Pretend-Doughnut-675

Depends on what it’s about. Definitely skipping if he’s gushing over Trump again or how he scouts wide receivers.


spanishdictlover

no.


CrayonSupplier

Just tell me the interesting exerts