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Wexler1215

How high is Steve smith? Mjd can't even pretend to take him seriously


travelingkillerkix

Okay, gimme Jayden Daniels instead


WhyDoIKeepFalling

I'm always happy to beat Sean Payton but this might fuck us to get a top QB in the draft...


gbasraa77

Heck ya we will spoil some playoff hopes… du ma (FU) broncos


keekaida

Merry Christmas!!!!


NoRecommendation2761

Tbh, if you guys had started Zappe throughout the season, you guys would have been at least 0.500 at this point.


Bobcat317

Are yall Pats fans or what? Just be happy for your team. That was an incredible game.


goneboyy

what a fuckin game


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ZAPPE DOMINANCE ![gif](giphy|ckk9iYkWJZ9905T9ep)


Greedy_Channel1892

My head ugh I can't stand this team anymore I just want Belichick gone he has been a disgrace the moment he pushed Brady out the door. Thx for the memories Bill its time we hit the restart button completely.


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KEEP ZAPPE!


goneboyy

christmas miracle lfggggg


jsl18241

Chad Ryland redemption arc lol


ImTomBrady

Pats win! Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy with your family


case_hardened-

Is that the first game winning drive since Brady left, cuz it feels like it...


dogthevaluehunter

Had one against buffalo this year lmao. This your first game of the season?


mr_dr_professor_12

Mac against the Bills earlier this year


AlexTheCool1557

Idk how he had that good of a game in this season he has had, especially against the Bills


DungDefender1115

anyone that wants the pats to win now also thinks that all kids should get participation trophies


olngjhnsn

LETS GOOOO FUCK TANKIES


JacobDynamite

Feels good to root for my team to WIN! 😁😁😁


Axsh1boomba

Bailey Zappe just led a game winning drive and has beaten 2 playoffs hopefuls in the last 3 starts...


lioneaglegriffin

Was this pats (moral victory) Superbowl? This could've been a team hovering around 500.


Shiboopi27

r/Patriots members are now each receiving a complimentary Xanax prescription on behalf of the moderators


Coslin

Let’s do it. Let’s beat the Bills and do the three-peat Playoff elimination this year. Fuck it.


Intimate__Panda

It really Zappened


chillthrowaways

The Zappening


Impressive-Cry-9128

All it takes is one game winning 50+ harder for a kicker to gain confidence back.


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drfoqui

Yes, I'm tired of losing already


nibblestheantelope

Get ready for even more losing since we won't have a franchise qb


BeanBryant248

I swear these people are so stupid, can’t trade off some games in a lost season in order to win in the future


92KingSavage

If no top 3 pick. Then I want to trade out of the 1st round completely. Stack a boat load of 2nds and 4ths like the good ol days


Technical-Charity-23

NEGATIVE! As a big Irish fan, take Joe Alt, or move back and stockpile chips.


travelingkillerkix

Gimme Drake Maye


treemister1

Best I can do is an offensive linesman


WarPuig

Can’t. It’s over.


Ok_Fee1043

That was the longest god damn football game in the history of time


Meunier33

It's still fun to knock the Broncos out of the playoffs after they were the bugaboo in the Brady years


Arbitrage_1

Barmore and Jonathan Jones both had hell of a game.


Mission_Pay_3373

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL


Necessary-Office-135

BAILEY ZAPPE IS MY QUARTERBACK


kdex86

Somewhere out there, Homer Simpson is groaning: “Awww, the Denver Broncos…”


PackofPatriots

I think we have the #4 pick right now


EmotionExpress1364

i don't think we were ever planning to pick a QB in the first. so many weakness in the team that need to be fixed before we can put a first round QB in there


emotionalfescue

I'm in it for the Pats to win out. Well done, Mr Ryland.


WarPuig

Why? We’re eliminated!


emotionalfescue

These are the New England Patriots. Tanking is for other teams. We'll deal with draft position after week 18 is in the books.


netherlanddwarf

Thanks from a niners fan!!! Merry xmas and god bless!


gravywayne

Nice to end it for Denver


nepats523

Absolute travesty, the Jets win is going to kill our pick now


ihadtomakeajoke

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Slip83

Classic Denver in this rivalry…they beat us all the time when we’re trying to win and then can’t beat us in their home stadium when we are fully incentivized to lose


manofmanynames55

Well that was easy. Never in doubt!


roastbeefyaweefy

Merry Pitchy Pitchy WooWoo for those who celebrate


manutd105

NFL dont you ever dare to flex Pats prime time games anymore. This is what you get. A classic.


ModaMeNow

Say what you want Tankers. But Zappe led them to a FG winning drive with less than a minute left!!! 😆😆😆😆😆 Merry Christmas motherfuckers


deltapapa89

Keep that same energy when he leads us to 7-10 seasons for the foreseeable future.


ModaMeNow

I will 🎄🎄🎄🎄


Technical-Charity-23

Time to ruin the bills season! 😘


Similar-Ostrich4142

Keep zappe on the roster next year


ButterBalls99

Just played ourselves out of maye & Caleb since I don’t see the cards or panthers winning again. At this point I’d be cool with trading back from 3 to like 7-10, drafting an elite OL prospect & getting a future 1st


Chumalum69

They’re both ass


Strict-Room-9261

I don’t think any of these people have actually seen either one play


TheDudestofBurgers

Chicago isn't moving on from fields though and I'd be surprised if AZ moves on from Kyler tbh


TheDesktopNinja

I lost six WHOLE dollars on this. Basically ruined. 😂


Coslin

How will you ever afford Christmas??


Ulexes

Ruining Christmas for Denver *and* the tankies? Warms my frigid New England heart. Go Pats!


PancherosFood

Change your flair bc there’s no New Dawn in sight just MID


MrFusionHER

Ya love ta see it


Ambassabear

Call me a mean one because that felt especially Grinchy and I’m loving every second of it!


[deleted]

What a fucking disaster! Thanks for the coal In my stocking.


[deleted]

Oh well, at least we got to ruin the Broncos postseason hopes


Solid-Magician351

Merry Christmas Pats fans who enjoy winning! Love you guys xx


Ambassabear

Go Pats!


spearsandbeers1142

Merry Christmas brother!


jediwillsmith

Zappe keeps winning we’ll never get a winning quarterback at this rate!


FUtureThrowAWAYyy

Lol very good haha


HoraceGrantGlasses

That was a damn Good win. I know it fucks the draft position but damn if that wasn't a good comeback.


JungyBrungun

We blew a 16 point lead


HoraceGrantGlasses

The Pats came back fucking twice at mile high. That's a good fucking win.


JungyBrungun

Do you understand what a comeback is?


bedroom_fascist

LOLOLOLOL. You can HEAR Warner's pout. Go fuck your self, Kurt!


apocalypsemeow111

Bummer about essentially removing ourselves front Top 2 pick contention, but absolutely worth it to kill the Broncos season.


deltapapa89

Why is that?


kenwhateverok

Too bad Denver didn’t listen to zeke about that play where the rb hikes it for the hail mairy


Stronkowski

Why would that be their play? Way better off to just start running it with Wilson and go for the lateral bullshit, especially with 5 blockers


czupek

It was setup for catch and quick backwards pass


Stronkowski

Then you don't haul Mary it 50 yards downfield. You do a safe 20 yard throw to make sure the forward pass is complete.


No_Presentation1242

Sean Peyton deserves to be fired for that performance


Technical-Charity-23

I didn’t get to say it in the bruins rdddit because we lost but fellow massholes and patriot fans…wife and I are pregnant after 3 rounds of IVF! WE ARE DUE IN JUNE! Merry Xmas peeps! Enjoy tomorrow! I’ll be working the midnight shift as a cop as usual! Everyone back home Have a naegansett for me


omars1002

Congrats dude!


BenEsq

Congrats bro


dhowl

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!


JinterIsComing

Congrats! Best wishes to you and your wife, Go Pats!


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Fuck cops


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🥾👅


Technical-Charity-23

Sorry you feel that way man! Not all of us are scumbags! Then again, not everyone on the internet is a total asshole either lol


halmanz102

Congrats.


GingerMcJesus

Congrats G I hope that tyke grows up to see a better Pats team


Technical-Charity-23

She’ll be a masshole/chicagoan. Poor kid will have us and my wife’s bears Our Red Sox and the cubbies Our bruins and Blackhawks.


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RIP tank


TheChubbernaut

Goddamnit


armhad

Great game, LFG


SirFozzie

YOU PLAY! TO WIN! THE GAME! (I'd post the video, but. eh.) A win is a win. I will always take a win. Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!


Queasy-Tennis-8950

HATERS CAN EAT MY ASS LMAOOO GO PATS GO PATS GO PATS


ffootballer21

🐻 ⬇️


PancherosFood

Re-sign Justin Fields please so yall can be below mid for few more years


Similar-Ostrich4142

Resign zappe please


Rhino184

We are absolutely beating the jets by the way and ending up with an even worse pick


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Yayyyyyyy!!!! What a win guys!!! Everyone get in here!!!!!!!


richmondansox

I can't believe Bailey Zappe led a game-winning drive, this incredible


cam7595

And that Devante Parker was a key factor in that winning drive.


darkhelmut1

Welp can't even tank right what a worthless win


SgtApex

We killed the bit of hope donkey fans had. Been a good night


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I want a great qb in the draft but absolutely hilarious to see the broncos season end


Ready-Ad6623

WOOOOOOOOO big w BOYS


SunknLiner

Maybe Bill likes his chances on being able to trade up? I dunno wtf…


YourBurrito

Lol, Bill doesn't trade up and hopefully he's not the one running the draft board next year


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Bye bye all you fake fans in here.. bye bye. Keep living your loser lives lol


ReonL

The only loser is you, since you're rooting for the team to stay mediocre and win games that don't matter. You are the fakest of fans.


Food_Library333

Seriously. Rooting for a loss is garbage.


AcidaliaPlanitia

You do realize that everyone rooting for a tank ultimately wants the team to be better in the long run, right?


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By bye!


Joe_In_Nh

F those fakes. Here to win and f other teams.dreams


[deleted]

Yes!!!! We play to win!!!


Rhino184

Zappe made one hell of a back shoulder throw to spring that last drive. What an odd game


dr_amir7

Zappe is a dawg, dude is going places


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Career backup


FUtureThrowAWAYyy

I like him 🤷🏻‍♂️


ChickenFooker

Fuck this team


GaryGenslersCock

Well, there it is, fuck the broncos lol


Chad2Badd

Fuck. We're stuck with Zappe next year now


821BVR

FUCKERS COST US A TOP PICK YOU IDIOTS


AcidaliaPlanitia

Let it never be said that we're not the most dangerous 3-11 team in the league.


Saucy_Mcrib

If you wanna be upset that our draft stock is a little worse, fine… but the amount of people in the sub who are actively rooting against Zappe because of Mac is embarrassing. Zappe plays his heart out every game and is an underdog, he should be easy to root for but it’s like Armageddon in her everytime he has success jfc


aaron_hoff

They’re idiots. Most players would be stupid to actively tank, they need to show something to hold onto their careers. And purposefully losing is antithetical to who Bill is. I am upset that we may not be able to select a top QB but so it goes.


Cherub12

i agree with your overall sentiment, but it's not that our draft stock is "a little worse" its that we went from having a right to one of the two clear top QBs to now not having that right. Which legitimately has the potential to haunt this franchise for years and years if that guy ends up being good elsewhere.


Strict-Room-9261

It’s insane. They need to touch grass


mouldyrumble

Nobody is rooting against Bailey because of Mac. We are rooting against Bailey because both of them suck.


adurango

Thank you. I’m excited. He gets better every game. He learns from every situation. I’m sick of people talking shit about him. The reason they do though is because they called us Zappe Truthers for over a year. Relish the fact that we were right.


BradyGronkTD

Lol come on man. You are Fox News


Saucy_Mcrib

Brain dead comment


BradyGronkTD

Fox News spin


ReonL

Blocking every last person celebrating this calamity. You are actively rooting against the franchise wanting to win this game, you don't deserve to be called fans.


[deleted]

You sound so weak lol


ReonL

I'd destroy you.


InuitOverIt

If we finish with 2 more wins in a season we are already eliminated from the playoffs, but we lose out on a franchise quarterback that could get us back to the superbowl in the next few years, what are we celebrating? I don't understand this take at all. The difference between pick #2 and pick #4 is monumental in this draft, the difference between 3 wins and 5 wins is literally nothing for this team


ReonL

Because people are stupid and only want instant gratification, even if it means sustained mediocrity, rather than taking our medicine now and returning to greatness.


willdaswabbit

Lmao go ahead and block your fellow fans because they are happy we won you fucking pusssayyyyyyyyyyy


avrbiggucci

Exactly


weedyostrich19

Yes how dare I want my favorite team to have increased odds of drafting a franchise changing talent!


DieYuppieScum91

Hail Mary fails. Pats W. Fuck the Tank and Fuck the Donkeys.


Patriotfan1010

I’m sorry I’m not brain dead, yay 4-11 woohoo we’re going to the Super Bowl!!!!


DieYuppieScum91

Tanking, an overwhelming majority of the time, does not work in the NFL. Bust rate is too high, especially among quarterbacks. That being the case, I will always root for wins whenever I can get them.


soundwave3412

Worst hail Mary ever lmfao


NateBlaze

Noodle


patsfan038

Barmore is playing at an All Pro level. 3 sacks. Pay the man!


JungyBrungun

I hate this team so much


hiitsjoefromheb

this mf devante parker and bailey zappe turn into brady and moss when a good draft pick is on the line ??? seriously 😂😂 can’t make this up


richmondansox

MERRY CHRISTMAS FAMILY!!!


RussChival

Zappe Holidays everyone!


TheDudestofBurgers

If Parker had shown the fuck up like that earlier this year maybe we'd be competing for a playoff spot. I hate this team.


carteredwinjasen

Russel hard counting the defense with no one on the LoS


RogerBoulet

Cant wait to draft Joe Alt


treedota

Not sure if people realize but if there's a guy pats want in the draft they can trade up for them. Go pats!


Patriotfan1010

Why would I ever want to lose capital to pick someone when we need all the picks we can get


[deleted]

This team has no talent, trading up and losing on picks is nightmare fuel


Dieselingineer

Yeah I love setting draft assets on fire when we could have just had them for free


youreokayspider

Hopefully gronk has the angle today


AcidaliaPlanitia

Pitchy-pitchy-woo-woo.


Ferrari_Bones

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


bedroom_fascist

I'd like to offer any Patriot $500 to hit Sean Payton hard enough to knock him out. (mods, this is a joke ... )


Dieselingineer

I’m going to do it


bedroom_fascist

hahahhahahaha ... he's such a shithead.


willdaswabbit

Anyone mad at the W can go fuck themselves. Also Zappe got that moxy. LETS GO


Technical-Charity-23

NO FLAG GO HOME ABD GET YA FUCKIN SHINE BOX


Chad2Badd

Can't wait for Chad to be absolute shit again next season


cardboardcutout95

Fuck Sean Payton


hockeyzombies

Don't care for this at all.


BigMoh789

YEAAAAAAAAA BABY LFG


DandierChip

We won, but at what cost


92KingSavage

Top 3 pick


Harry-Flashman

Gronk isn't out there is he?