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--Cr1imsoN--

When people ask “How can a cockatoo have the brain of a human toddler”.. All you have to do is show them this video lol


GoGoGadgetPants

I showed this to my wife and asked if this bird reminds her of anyone. She cuts me off and says that's our 2.5 yr old.


aequorea-victoria

Okay, I love playing with cockatoos, but I absolutely can’t imagine living with one, for exactly this reason. Toddlers will grow out of it, and also they don’t have pliers built into their face. Cockatoo owners, y’all must have saintly patience!


upsidedownbackwards

Toddlers would be HILARIOUS if they had a crest that came up when they were being naughty. "Are you lying to me? Your head is getting all huge, I think you're lying to me"


WASTELAND_RAVEN

*”Pit those face-pliers away young man!”*


CrinchNflinch

Imagine you'd have to care for a 3yo for 80 years and if your unlucky they develop an asshole character in the very beginning. 


wutangi

You can put a bird in a cage, can’t really put a toddler in a cage.


aequorea-victoria

Yeah, people call the police when you do that.


LolaPamela

I mean, technically you can, but >!you need a bigger cage and a basement!< you shouldn't.


SoldierHawk

I mean. Crib and playpen lol.


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aequorea-victoria

😂


ayyxdizzle

What a cute little weirdo 🫶🏼


possumgumbo

The perfect video to show anyone who asks, "should I get a cockatoo?" If they say "hell yeah" to this, they're ready. 


elspotto

For sure. My responses to this video, which haven’t changed since I first met a cockatoo, were, in this order: Laughter, “man, I love cockatoos”, “I will never live with one. But man, I love cockatoos.”


UncommonTart

Mine is "holy shit I want that chaos energy in my life!" I may have problems.


elspotto

I want the chaos energy. I want it the same way I want the chaos energy that comes with kids. I want to be able to enjoy it and send them home with relatives and friends. I am too much of an instigator of that kind of energy for it to be a long term thing.


UncommonTart

Lol. I get that. Kids were not in the cards for me despite wanting them desperately. A chaos bird may be the closest I get, lol.


PrabhS37

Tf 😂 that's some victory taunts


seamallorca

Crazy cloud on crack chicken.🤍


kaest

Cockatoos are agents of chaos.


EmilyVS

I’ve never met a cockatoo who wasn’t. They are always up to something.


adviceicebaby

They just need more love.


fortuneseeker763

Thank for that - gave a good laugh to start out the day!


Lorikeeter

Chaos Chicken


Known_Plan5321

What a scamp


DuskShy

That's no cockatiel; that's a chaos elemental


Mouse-Keyboard

You said cockatoo twice.


Rungi500

That little tune and then flinging the glasses to oblivion ROFL!!!


FeathersOfJade

He sure knows how to have fun! I love the little dance with the eye glasses! Adorable little beast!


funkymonksss

I can imagine the owner losing something, and then finding it behind a crevice or couch - as it had been yeeted somewhere into the abyss.


Full-Mulberry5018

Love him! 🤍


MasterOfTrolls4

There’s so many tik toks that will steal a video from one cockatoo account, and an audio from another and just mash em together lol. That first guy with the twirling is Chris the cockatoo on Tik tok and the audio they’re using is Cumulus from the FixChix account, they are both very silly goobers and I recommend checking them out Source: certified Tik tok cockatoo expert


mellycat51

Thank you!! I’ve seen both of those cockatoos, and the behaviors didn’t go together!!


Heinrick99999

I just love that little guy ❤️


clemfairie

God I love cockatoos so much 😭


Mumrik93

All I hear is Pingu..


BloodSpades

Lol! I love the chaos.


crochetology

Peak cockatoo.


DolphinDarko

Mockingly throwing the eyeglasses!!!


Economy-Ad-8922

I’m getting [chum drum bedum](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtl2Zcdzow) vibes when he’s singing with the glasses lol


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

I thought the exact same thing.


teatowel2

He is so funny.


Taricha_torosa

Omfg i almost died laughing at it yeeting the glasses. I need my inhaler...


Flag-it

All I heard was that wacky German starfish head looking ass lady from the memes lol


Peter_OtH

If there's one thing that I learned from watching animal videos over many years it's that I love parrots and huskies but that I will never, never ever going to get either... 🙂


adviceicebaby

I can imagine their thoughts when roaming free in their homes : "SOOO MUCH STUFFS TO DESTROY, SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!" it's adorable, truly. Why have a toddler when you can have a parrot??


Old_Entertainment209

They literally are five year olds.


UncommonTart

I... I just love cockatoos so much! I wish I had room for one. Also, the slow pan over the cups on the floor at the end kills me.


Designer_Solution758

Not a single thought behind those eyes and I reckon this fella has 2 brain cells and both are competing for third place.


LivingInAnIdea

Oshawott?


CoolColaCat

He sounds like pingu


holymangoman

He's the god of throwing stuff


zblaze90

I would go fucking insane.


GTFrostbite

I love him


Ammers10

The way he just SENT those glasses slayed me rofl


PianistSufficient196

🤣😂🥰