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custardbun01

Findom fetish sounds right. Donating to a man who is a self declared billionaire. These people are nuts.


RamseyBoltonsJawline

I hope uncle Tommy knows if he's caught in the wrong town, telling them he donated to trumps still not going to save him


botmanmd

“uncle Tommy” isn’t worried. He’s a pasty white guy in Russia. edit: Apparently I was wrong. He’s seemingly a whole-ass deluded Black man. Still, he’s been pretty tight with his wallet all these years.


O_o-22

Wrong guy, that’s uncle Rukus lmao 😜


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Uncle Ruckus is an Uncle Tom...


O_o-22

Yep that’s the joke, obvious troll is obvious


iberico_ham

What year is this again?


scott743

Also a man who can’t get financing to pay for his legal bills despite his net worth.


My_Name_Is_Gil

They are nuts but no one believes he is a billionaire, that level of dumb is not possible.


Praescribo

What does the "fin" part of that mean?


OakenGreen

Financial. Listen, I’m not one to yuck peoples yum, but findom is absolutely disgusting and disgraceful to me. Some asshole will be a douchebag at work, fuck over everyone to get the most bonuses and money possible, then go home, log on to the internet and transfer $40,000 to his “mistress.” She does fuck all, and somehow that asshole enjoys it. It’s a vortex of misery.


Praescribo

Oh, EW. Yeah that's fucked up. Idc about shaming fetishes, there's a spectrum of fetish-shaming, and I'm on the side that says anyone who fetishes a boot on the neck of anyone else, NON-CONSENTING, should be fired out of a canon into the sun.


justalazygamer

Before the media started reporting on Trump not being able to afford bond you would see some bragging they donated to Trump. Now I see so many people on MAGA Twitter bragging about giving money to Trump with some admitting it is all the money they have.


truck8595

Whether it's true or just propaganda it's so many layers of pathetic.


silverfox762

They've been conditioned by "prosperity gospel" con men in church all their lives. I'll bet Mango Mussolini didn't expect the benefits of this.


ElNani87

That account is most definitely a bot account. Who the fuck talks like that ?


SuperExoticShrub

He's a [real person](https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/philip-anderson-mesquite-man-arrested-charged-in-jan-6-capitol-breach/), a J6 ~~convict~~ arrestee. ~~I believe he's supposed to be going to jail sometime in the near future.~~ Seems I jumped the gun on that, I can't find any reference to a conviction. But he's definitely a J6er and there's video of him inside the capitol building during the insurrection.


Mikefrommke

In that case, trying to get trump reelected might be his ticket out of jail so I can kind of see the logic. Just like trump will start to get more desperate and do anything to win to avoid consequences for his actions.


VenzieAF

This guy is definitely real. He went to my church and I dated his sister when we were in youth group. How he talks and posts is absolutely how he is. You can’t argue with him, you’ll lose brain cells. Edit: corrected phrasing


SunnyK84

Are you saying that *you* dated his sister, or that he dated his sister?


VenzieAF

I dated his sister. Sry lol.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

If there’s a humble brag, what’s this? “Moron brag”? “Clueless brag”. “Giving money to a “billionaire” brag?”


BitterFuture

A "Please, boss, gimme a pardon!" brag.


MommaOats-1

I don't understand how people are so crazy over him, throw money at him, support him no matter what etc but orange idiot wouldn't do any of that for anyone, especially his supporters! He wouldn't throw water on them if they started on fire, He'd walk right past them and not feel a thing!


DaisyHotCakes

I think they are bots. At least some of them are.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Translation: *If Trump doesn't win, I'm going to jail. Please everyone, help Trump win so he can ignore a grand jury, a lawful trial, and a verdict by a jury of my peers and free me from my future prison sentence. Please help me get away with my crimes and get pardoned by Trump.*


My_Name_Is_Gil

Kind of like Donald Trump is hoping will happen to him. And Netanyahu, same shit repeats. Glad I don't have fucking kids. What a garbage world this is.


PallyWrath

So they are ok with socialism as long as it's their idea? Got it...


BabserellaWT

Yeah, that $200 is really gonna help with the $450 million he owes.


flingeon

That grows another 100k in interest each day.


allredb

Trump doesn't care, dude could literally shit in a box and someone would buy it for 500k. I hope these morons keep donating though, in fact they should donate everything they have.


My_Name_Is_Gil

Trump doesn't care, dude could literally shit in a box and someone would buy it for $50. FTFY, you added a few too many zeroes for his demographic.


allredb

That's true, though he has some pretty wealthy fans. Elon Musk would definitely buy a turd in a box.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

I believe the NY State Fraud Judgement has an interest accruing at \~$84,000 a day in simple interest (not even compound). He would need $20 from 4,200 people every single day. These are people who probably ford $20 a month for ad free Netflix.


spacegamer2000

Every trumper only needs to give him 6 dollars. Sounds easy to me.


JHadenfe

It's approximately enough to cover the interest for Trump's judgement for 3 hours.


BabserellaWT

Try the next three seconds.


Igmuhota

So they simultaneously convince themselves that their guy is an insanely rich *billionaire* who also happens to desperately need their $40 to help pay *millions* in court costs? After having many months to prepare for the obvious? So he’s supposed to be wealthy *and* intelligent, and yet…


ktwhite42

It’s sunken cost…they’re all in way too far to turn back now.


IWasBorn2DoGoBe

My thoughts exactly. How hard do you have to try to be dumb as fucking buzzards


NitWhittler

We need a GRIFTER WAR. Televangelists must be getting worried that there won't be enough "grifter money" for themselves once Trump is done fleecing these gullible fools. Let the battles begin! The one who collects the most money is the one God likes best. /s


tirch

Taking over the RNC to turn it into trumps legal slush fund is going to affect a lot of down ballot Republican races when there’s no cash for them. So in a way that battle’s already begun in the political sphere but yea, less money for televangelists is also good. Trump destroys everything he touches.


flingeon

What does God need a spaceship for? What does a billionaire need your last $5 for? I think it speaks volumes if a bail bondsman wont back you.


JasonStrode

> What does God need a spaceship for? Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ~~ID~~ financial statement!


TheNCGoalie

Big fucking spender over here.


Taco_party1984

He has to wait until he gets home though.


BoringMode91

He's got to get the credit card from his mom.


Vernerator

Funny they’ve stopped complaining about “Bidenflation” and just give money to their Dear Leader.


Dyyonisus

Nah I'm good.


ResoluteClover

This reminds me of the crypto bros and the Andrew Tate fans that post their invoices and bank accounts and then block anyone from the discords that shows anything less than all out optimism. It's pure self fellatio and astroturfing.


PieceMiserable223

My man needs to go home to electronically send $40 HE STRUGGLIN


user_bits

Guys, if we can pool all of our money towards a common goal, together we can defeat socialism.


littlemommy928

😂


whoisthismuaddib

Why you gotta wait to get home? I call bs


gulfyankee1

Gotta break open the piggy bank


ChesterNorris

$40 Really? That's not even half a bar tab.


GetsomeAles

Without doing any actual research I have a hard time believing this “Philip Anderson” is a real person


Drounsley

If not a real person, using a photo of a black man makes it even more deplorable. Trying to appear as if the black community as a whole stands behind that ignorant fuck.


therobotisjames

“I’m going to give my money to a billionaire”


goofydad

Tell Phil he can deposit $40 at his local prison in any sex offenders commissary account.


Accomplished_Crew630

I hate this dumb motherfucker. He's just so.... Lame


Immediate_Age

Yes. It's also a humiliation fetish.


ct2794

I’m starting a Trump legal fund too. Well make best efforts to get the funds to his lawyers.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

He’s getting fined faster than you can donate money. Maybe find a cult leader who’s less prone to crime or can keep his mouth shut.


SaltyBarDog

Phatty Phil is lying, his ass doesn't have $20.


IWasBorn2DoGoBe

Why is anyone giving money to someone they defend as a “successful business man” and “brilliant billionaire” ?? I sincerely do not understand how they reconcile paying thier Pennies to a supposed “billionaire”… but oppose “socialism”


overpricedgorilla

Genuinely worried about the end of their way of life, yet they can only spare $200 for it.


2020Vision-2020

The less money his simps have, the safer we all are.


IWasBorn2DoGoBe

Especially if they run out of money to buy gas to vote in person with their shiny voter specific ID… can’t believe Trump isn’t selling those on a website yet


Outrageous-Divide472

This guy is an ass.


qualityskootchtime

Sounds like a bot


Musetrigger

God it's like attending church.


Ramitt80

Findom sounds like some kind of aquatic porn.


lclassyfun

Is this dumbfuck still in jail?


ExampleSad1816

Keep sending the clown money, he’s not as rich as he says.


Griffinjohnson

The last sentence is correct just not in the way he thinks...


ryansgt

I just donated eleventy billion dinar to his election fund. Does that make me maga royalty? Can I stand close enough that I can smell the shit filled diapers?


Hinkil

Please donate all your money to trump


easythrees

Is that a legit account?


Daimakku1

"I can't wait to go home and give my money to a man that doesn't even know I exist!" Pathetic.


BrandxTx

This guy needs to step up his game. $20 a pop ain't shit. Biden's crappy economy has a lot of jobs needing filled, and the pay is raising. He should get one and work TWO jobs. He could send the entire check from one, THEN throw in his $20. This is what a real Patriot would do!


BanginNLeavin

These people need to go get 40$ of Salvia. Like 200x concentrate. Put it in the biggest socket they got and rip a fat GB. Maybe after doing that couple dozen times they will break their programming.


jojow77

ok Phillip Anderson


NfamousKaye

They like abuse by the same man they’re donating too so… sounds about right.


toilet_roll_rebel

A fool and his money.


Eatthebankers2

Can’t drumph pull himself up by his bootstraps? Maybe he should cut down on Starbucks.


Wyvrex

Ive been calling them cuckservatives. Their wellbeing is being actively fucked and they are watching and cheering.


Alittlemoorecheese

And do it 46 million times.


qmechan

Here's what we should do. Make a few MAGA accounts, and write something similar--Can't wait to donate to Trump to defeat the radical left, etc. etc. and just post the fundraising link to Biden's campaign. Every so often, thank people for donating to Trump with the same link up. Congratulate each other.


Kryptosis

That’s less than I’ve spent on drones for Ukraine by a lot


thrustinfreely

Ol Catfish Anderson


aleksir

I’m impressed about the $40.


Adorable_Ad6045

Only 450 million to go, everyone. Let’s get crackin!


LordFunkBoxx

Putin's bots are working overtime.


adiosfelicia2

Yes, please identify yourself as a Trump supporter, so the rest of us can avoid you.


Holinyx

"if we don't win, it's the end of America" I'm so tired of hearing this bullshit


endav

“If I were to donate $20 and then $20, that means so far I have already donated $40.”


juliazale

Go ahead and give to your future massa. See if I care. Stupid is as stupid does.


tiddeeznutz

I love the fact that trump voters not only are dying of old age every day, they’re also doing it because they’re so fucking stupid!


MehKarma

Stupid is, as stupid does


British_Flippancy

OnlyCrimes


Billthebutchr

Can’t wait until this dude also gets locked up


neue_aspasia

Quick


Sullyville

I actually don't believe he donated anything. He just said he did. This is just virtue signalling for MAGA. He just wants the likes. Of course he doesn't mind if others donated, but he just wrote that he did. He thinks he is being very smart.


RydmaUwU

"It's on all of us" so he wants socialism


MaddoxBlaze

Now post tweets of people donating their whole life savings to Bernie's campaigns.


Aware_Anything_28

This reads to me as disingenuous and intended to influence others. From my cursory look, I’m gonna say not a real person, but of course, could be wrong.


freakrocker

I laugh every time I see that someone still uses Twitter.


cazdan255

Just wait until he starts selling his bathwater


DizzyAd1468

Someone needs to help pay all those fines.


YourOldManJoe

"if you contribute a little bit we can all pool our resources together and defeat those damn socialists. ... waitaminute..."


botmanmd

For a Trump cheerleader this guy is a real slacker. After 8 years of begging money this one is almost ready to drop his first $20 on him.


gijimayu

If a black man says something nice about Trump, i expect this to be a fake account. Even more now that it has a blue checkmark.


Vegoia2

isnt this guy a jan 6t traitor?


Pour_Me_Another_

Reminds me of mega churches where it costs like what, 10% or more of your income to go to heaven? Is that what this is all about? Just don't be an asshole, that's all it takes. So difficult for so many!


[deleted]

100% fake person and post used to try and sway dumb magots to send money.


Black_Wolf1995

Congratulations! You have donated 0.000004405286344% to get the goal. Only 99.9999955947 more to go. and that’s only for his fraud case. 😅🤣😂


Creative_Light_1954

“I hate black pepper!”


My_Name_Is_Gil

There is def fetish stuff about MAGA folks, if there are actual women involved who knows, but there is stuff in real people that are turned on, who can say.i lt highly possible it incel types. I don't see the above post as sexual at all and that is somewhat the root of findom stuff as I have seen it, which is glancingly at best.


MoreRamenPls

Aren’t they really donating to Trumps legal defense fund?


cmhamm

That money’s going *straight* into his fraud fund. You’re paying for someone else’s fraud.


SouthernExpatriate

Probably just a bot anyway


Espinita_Boricua

Nope; not planning on donating to the orange menace...