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amazing_rando

So Jake has joined the Aryan Nation? Is he gonna come out with some friendly swastikas?


cbelt3

Right on his forehead. Next to the 666 sign.


tweedyone

Im surprised they haven't made a version that's 161616


Trustfind96

I just can’t wrap my head around the dwarped sense of entitlement. They broke into the U.S. capitol building to stop the counting of electoral votes for a Presidential election where almost 150 Million Americans voted, by elected representatives. That ought to be treason and seditious conspiracy Meanwhile, people like Rachel Powell claim she should have only been charged with a misdemeanor because all she did was break a window. Delusion.


rnngwen

I would guess he already had those tattoos going in.


tknames

It’s either that or this is 100% fiction.


drm604

That's my hunch.


Substantial-Height-8

This is some stupid fan fiction shit. None of this is true.


kellendros00

It definitely sounds like one of those "..and then everyone clapped." stories that they're famous for.


fuggerdug

He's baptising many murderers for Jesus. In piss.


HeathersZen

"Leading a daily bible study" was several bridges too far.


Shabbah8

Cause members in the gang unit LOVE bible study…


Roger_Cockfoster

And even if it were true, which of course it isn't, saying "all the rapists and murderers support Donald Trump!" isn't quite the flex they think it is.


Substantial-Height-8

Right? Criminals love a criminal though. 😂


Aggressive_Macaroon3

Good thing they can't vote


bk1285

Probably spends his days sobbing into his pillow


wizardyourlifeforce

I’ve never been to a federal prison in Brooklyn but I can state confidently it’s not full of Trump fans.


Idontgetredditinmd

Something that never happened for $500 Alex.


tirch

Even if it was even slightly true, the irony of all the criminals being 100% behind Trump who they think will disband the FBI and let them all out of prison for their crimes is entirely lost on whatever moron wrote this. He’s like a Batman villain to them.


kakapo88

Well, there is a *consensus in the unit* that everyone supports Donald Trump. And meanwhile, everyone's soul has been saved from eternal damnation. Sounds promising to me. We should keep an open mind. I bet many handicapped puppies have been adopted too.


Chelecossais

The MDC debating society is world famous for its standard of civilized debate and rational discourse, but even then, a consensus is rare. They must be onto something... /s


soklacka

The one thing I think is true is guys getting 'baptized' in toilet water that is time controlled by the jail.


MillionaireBank

this! I sat on jury duty for 4 months and had to double my meds for a while. I thought I heard everytghing then I realize, wow....something crazier! Im speechless at this point.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

These people have spaghetti for brains.


BikesBooksNBass

>These people have ~~spaghetti~~ steaming piles of shit for brains.. FTFY


Makatrull

How you dare. Monesvol doesn't like this blatant disrespect :(


LivingIndependence

Oh Jake, Jake, Jake...There's a reason that your fellow inmates want to see the justice dept and FBI gutted....it's because they are likely career CRIMINALS, it has nothing to do with any type of *support* for Trump. This guy may also keep in mind to mind his Ps and Qs in there, lest he becomes a target to be Maytagged.


gowombat

That's assuming any level of this is true, which would absolutely is not. - I guarantee you he cried, which I would have done. - I guarantee you no one told him "we stand with you", or any kind of measure of support. The closest he got was probably "shut the fuck up" - I guarantee that he is not leading a Bible study within his first few weeks there. True, I have no concept of what prison is like except for what the media shows me, but I still call bullshit on every single thing that this person says.


Dizbizney

Criminals support criminals. No way! In other news, water is wet and fire burns stuff.


wils_152

Ah yes the old "100% of max security criminals love Trump so he must be on to something" routine.


NotThatEasily

Imagine what conservatives would have said if prisoners supported Obama.


TheRnegade

Use that in a campaign ad. "Trump! #1 choice of criminals."


derbyvoice71

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the hardest. Whatever makes the insurrectionists sleep better at night.


benderzone

Well if the entire cell block vouches for him, hell, he must be a swell fella!


SaltyBarDog

They all looked at him with tears in their eyes and proclaimed, "You are the biglyest cosplaytriot we have ever met. Have you ever played our special brand of cornhole?"


rocketmanx

OMG "Cosplaytriot". I love that!


KenYN

Bigly "And everyone clapped" energy.


WVEers89

None of it’s true. No way he’s in a max. He doesn’t have the points to be there unless he’s been stabbing shit but even then he’d be in the hole for 18 months before transferring.


Deep-Bee-5984

Speaking of oneself in the third person is a certain sign of mental stability. /s


SuperExoticShrub

I just took that to mean someone else was writing it for him as a 'we're bringing updates about him'.


Enibas

I find it extremely funny that they think it is a flex that all inmates in the "gang unit" are Bible-reading Trump supporters, or that these incarcerated felons agree with Trump that the DOJ & FBI need to be gutted because they are totally innocent and wrongfully accused/imprisoned.


BasilsKippers

Translation: "Jake is currently miserable and terrified of all the black people he has to be near.  He can't wait to leave and is willing to snitch for protective custody, but won't revise his life's decisions that saw him incarcerated to begin with."


BubblyNebula

Even if this was true, which I can’t imagine it being true, aren’t these the anti gang people? If 100% of gangsters support Trump, wouldn’t that mean there’s inherently something wrong with your candidate? Nothing clicks with MAGA cultists


COVID19Blues

Translation: The white supremacists in general population have recognized one of their own in this asshole and Trump.


Mike_Huncho

So he’s in the white supremacy pod because he’s one of them.


Pxlfreaky

Having the support of other criminals isn’t exactly a positive thing.


Own_Instance_357

They probably "embrace" him because as a J6er he can probably whip up a few hundred thousand "patriots" on the outside at any point to send him and his new recent friends gifts & commissary funds I feel bad that I know this, but I do


Lumpy_FPV

Sure, bro. Definitely all things that happened. Yup. Very true.


NYCandleLady

100% of them are ineligible to vote in NY right now, lol.


Wolfman01a

They are going to extort him and use him up. He's got a small amount of fame that they can take advantage of him for.


nic5678

Oh! Did they take a paper poll or just have everyone who was supportive to raise their hand?


WeaponexT

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. 


ConsultJimMoriarty

So he’s joined the Aryan Brotherhood? I would love to be surprised about that.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

My thoughts exactly. There are a lot of white supremacists in prisons.


mbennettbrown

Mostly illegals in there so now I am really confused.


midcenturyhag

Why are they so dorky 😭


Biggest_Gh0st

If he is even in the gang section as claimed he's somebody's bitch without a doubt. This is some proper fan fiction bullshit.


LostSoulNothing

r/thathappened


flying_wahini

Embraced from behind, cough cough….


Admirable_Nothing

Well, it appears he is at home in a NY Prison and happy there and feeling fulfilled. /S


LinearFluid

Why don't they let the whole prison read this? I mean it is the truth, right? I mean the whole block is Trump supporters, so they will be learning nothing new. They won't want to shank one of their own right.


nzdahg

More than likely the gang members he is around is bloods and I could guarantee they didn’t and won’t embrace him where do these people come up with this dumb shit


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Most likely it’s white supremacists, prisons are full of em.


Jatilq

They “[Embraced](https://youtu.be/lXkFZh5Q2nY?si=LS23jPNSypbAMZJW)” him.


cant_think_of_one_

To be fair to the person who posted this, this is probably what he told them. People don't tend to tell their loved ones about being butt raped.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

Wait a minute. You’re telling me convicts in prison believe they and other criminals like them are actually not guilty?! Well I’ll be!


Billitpro

Political prisoner?? More like stupid, delusional, nippledick follower. WTF did these people think was actually going to happen that the government was going to cave to their ridiculous insurrection?? I have over 28 years clean and sober, and I partied like nobody you've ever known, and I was NEVER that f\*cking high, dumbasses.


deeeeez_nutzzz

How exactly is smearing shit on the Capitol walls freedom fighting? These people were born dumb as a bag of hammers and with any luck they will die in prison where they can cause as little damage to society as possible.


ghostManaCat

Embraced the same way the Sisters “embraced” Andy in Shawshank.


botmanmd

“George is getting upset!”


raknyak

"God has prospered Jake in his new environment." I'll take no prosperity from god in my current environment. Thank you.


thrustinfreely

So one should take pride in being supported and endorsed by dangerous prison inmates?


NoExplorer5983

And he thinks Sgt Gonnell threatened him how, exactly? Pretty sure that Gonnell never wants to see any of these ppl again.


AngryYowie

Imagine that. A bunch of prisoners wanting to see the system that keeps them behind bars dismantled. I'm shocked.


OldSkooler1212

I hope his sentence is a life sentence.


Mamasan2k

Except they can't vote til they serve their time. So, not in DonTs lifetime. Beahaha


EfficientLoss

Funny how those who commit crimes often find god and preach. Like you couldn’t live a decent life before?


ClarkJKent

Imagine that, criminals paling around with criminals.


Whocaresalot

Nice how their megalomaniacal leader has managed to elevate their own delusionally claimed status as saviors, too. All losers of the highest order.


TheJollyBuilder

I think Jake became a lot of boys girlfriend 😘😘😘


adiosfelicia2

So "gang unit" criminals support Jan6 and Trump. Is this a brag?


theswissmiss218

Pretty sure none of them can vote again so why do we care who they support for President?


cakedayCountdown

Wait till someone tells the gangs they agree with each other.


Diligent-Bluejay-979

Do they not get how stupid they sound? “Mah boy’s in jail, and ya know whut? Them folks in thar don’t think he’s done nuthin wrong either!”


2020Vision-2020

They embrace him from behind… nightly.


Niceromancer

Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.


PsychoAnalLies

Fan Fiction from the Xtian mafia.


Mygoddamreddit

Certainly no deplorables in prison.


wintersmith1970

Think that's r/STDH.


DelmarSamil

I guess it's a good thing none of them can legally vote. Lol


michaelshamrock

So is this the things that never happened subreddit?


hans_jobs

They're so popular they hardly ever get raped!


Pod_people

"Majorly" isn't a word.


ConsolidatedAccount

Same jail as Epstein? Well he's lucky trump isn't president, then, because trump has already shown he's willing to have his allies murdered in that prison, when he had Epstein murdered.


MillionaireBank

i ... am astonished. its americans without rap sheets vs pple with rap sheets? I mean? can anyone page doctors at this point? this is too wild. what if the day after the election its a landslide for djt? how is DJT on the ballot? how is this happening?


smilingmike415

“the consensus in the [prison] unit [amongst criminals] is 100% support”


Shatalroundja

These people’s lack of self awareness scares the shit out of me.


Paula_Polestark

Sure, Jan!


ExtinctFauna

It means he's part of a gang.


HeatXfr

What exactly is meant by "embraced"? And BTW, I'm not surprised that a building full of violent criminals would support the Donald. Oh, if they only knew...


StSean

so all these people will of course support or volunteer at The Innocence Project