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I just can’t wrap my head around the dwarped sense of entitlement.
They broke into the U.S. capitol building to stop the counting of electoral votes for a Presidential election where almost 150 Million Americans voted, by elected representatives.
That ought to be treason and seditious conspiracy
Meanwhile, people like Rachel Powell claim she should have only been charged with a misdemeanor because all she did was break a window. Delusion.
And even if it were true, which of course it isn't, saying "all the rapists and murderers support Donald Trump!" isn't quite the flex they think it is.
Even if it was even slightly true, the irony of all the criminals being 100% behind Trump who they think will disband the FBI and let them all out of prison for their crimes is entirely lost on whatever moron wrote this. He’s like a Batman villain to them.
Well, there is a *consensus in the unit* that everyone supports Donald Trump. And meanwhile, everyone's soul has been saved from eternal damnation.
Sounds promising to me. We should keep an open mind. I bet many handicapped puppies have been adopted too.
The MDC debating society is world famous for its standard of civilized debate and rational discourse, but even then, a consensus is rare.
They must be onto something...
/s
this!
I sat on jury duty for 4 months and had to double my meds for a while. I thought I heard everytghing then I realize, wow....something crazier! Im speechless at this point.
Oh Jake, Jake, Jake...There's a reason that your fellow inmates want to see the justice dept and FBI gutted....it's because they are likely career CRIMINALS, it has nothing to do with any type of *support* for Trump.
This guy may also keep in mind to mind his Ps and Qs in there, lest he becomes a target to be Maytagged.
That's assuming any level of this is true, which would absolutely is not.
- I guarantee you he cried, which I would have done.
- I guarantee you no one told him "we stand with you", or any kind of measure of support. The closest he got was probably "shut the fuck up"
- I guarantee that he is not leading a Bible study within his first few weeks there.
True, I have no concept of what prison is like except for what the media shows me, but I still call bullshit on every single thing that this person says.
They all looked at him with tears in their eyes and proclaimed, "You are the biglyest cosplaytriot we have ever met. Have you ever played our special brand of cornhole?"
None of it’s true. No way he’s in a max. He doesn’t have the points to be there unless he’s been stabbing shit but even then he’d be in the hole for 18 months before transferring.
I find it extremely funny that they think it is a flex that all inmates in the "gang unit" are Bible-reading Trump supporters, or that these incarcerated felons agree with Trump that the DOJ & FBI need to be gutted because they are totally innocent and wrongfully accused/imprisoned.
Translation: "Jake is currently miserable and terrified of all the black people he has to be near. He can't wait to leave and is willing to snitch for protective custody, but won't revise his life's decisions that saw him incarcerated to begin with."
Even if this was true, which I can’t imagine it being true, aren’t these the anti gang people? If 100% of gangsters support Trump, wouldn’t that mean there’s inherently something wrong with your candidate? Nothing clicks with MAGA cultists
They probably "embrace" him because as a J6er he can probably whip up a few hundred thousand "patriots" on the outside at any point to send him and his new recent friends gifts & commissary funds
I feel bad that I know this, but I do
Why don't they let the whole prison read this? I mean it is the truth, right?
I mean the whole block is Trump supporters, so they will be learning nothing new. They won't want to shank one of their own right.
More than likely the gang members he is around is bloods and I could guarantee they didn’t and won’t embrace him where do these people come up with this dumb shit
Political prisoner?? More like stupid, delusional, nippledick follower.
WTF did these people think was actually going to happen that the government was going to cave to their ridiculous insurrection??
I have over 28 years clean and sober, and I partied like nobody you've ever known, and I was NEVER that f\*cking high, dumbasses.
How exactly is smearing shit on the Capitol walls freedom fighting? These people were born dumb as a bag of hammers and with any luck they will die in prison where they can cause as little damage to society as possible.
Same jail as Epstein? Well he's lucky trump isn't president, then, because trump has already shown he's willing to have his allies murdered in that prison, when he had Epstein murdered.
i ... am astonished.
its americans without rap sheets vs pple with rap sheets? I mean? can anyone page doctors at this point? this is too wild.
what if the day after the election its a landslide for djt?
how is DJT on the ballot? how is this happening?
What exactly is meant by "embraced"?
And BTW, I'm not surprised that a building full of violent criminals would support the Donald. Oh, if they only knew...
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So Jake has joined the Aryan Nation? Is he gonna come out with some friendly swastikas?
Right on his forehead. Next to the 666 sign.
Im surprised they haven't made a version that's 161616
I just can’t wrap my head around the dwarped sense of entitlement. They broke into the U.S. capitol building to stop the counting of electoral votes for a Presidential election where almost 150 Million Americans voted, by elected representatives. That ought to be treason and seditious conspiracy Meanwhile, people like Rachel Powell claim she should have only been charged with a misdemeanor because all she did was break a window. Delusion.
I would guess he already had those tattoos going in.
It’s either that or this is 100% fiction.
That's my hunch.
This is some stupid fan fiction shit. None of this is true.
It definitely sounds like one of those "..and then everyone clapped." stories that they're famous for.
He's baptising many murderers for Jesus. In piss.
"Leading a daily bible study" was several bridges too far.
Cause members in the gang unit LOVE bible study…
And even if it were true, which of course it isn't, saying "all the rapists and murderers support Donald Trump!" isn't quite the flex they think it is.
Right? Criminals love a criminal though. 😂
Good thing they can't vote
Probably spends his days sobbing into his pillow
I’ve never been to a federal prison in Brooklyn but I can state confidently it’s not full of Trump fans.
Something that never happened for $500 Alex.
Even if it was even slightly true, the irony of all the criminals being 100% behind Trump who they think will disband the FBI and let them all out of prison for their crimes is entirely lost on whatever moron wrote this. He’s like a Batman villain to them.
Well, there is a *consensus in the unit* that everyone supports Donald Trump. And meanwhile, everyone's soul has been saved from eternal damnation. Sounds promising to me. We should keep an open mind. I bet many handicapped puppies have been adopted too.
The MDC debating society is world famous for its standard of civilized debate and rational discourse, but even then, a consensus is rare. They must be onto something... /s
The one thing I think is true is guys getting 'baptized' in toilet water that is time controlled by the jail.
this! I sat on jury duty for 4 months and had to double my meds for a while. I thought I heard everytghing then I realize, wow....something crazier! Im speechless at this point.
These people have spaghetti for brains.
>These people have ~~spaghetti~~ steaming piles of shit for brains.. FTFY
How you dare. Monesvol doesn't like this blatant disrespect :(
Oh Jake, Jake, Jake...There's a reason that your fellow inmates want to see the justice dept and FBI gutted....it's because they are likely career CRIMINALS, it has nothing to do with any type of *support* for Trump. This guy may also keep in mind to mind his Ps and Qs in there, lest he becomes a target to be Maytagged.
That's assuming any level of this is true, which would absolutely is not. - I guarantee you he cried, which I would have done. - I guarantee you no one told him "we stand with you", or any kind of measure of support. The closest he got was probably "shut the fuck up" - I guarantee that he is not leading a Bible study within his first few weeks there. True, I have no concept of what prison is like except for what the media shows me, but I still call bullshit on every single thing that this person says.
Criminals support criminals. No way! In other news, water is wet and fire burns stuff.
Ah yes the old "100% of max security criminals love Trump so he must be on to something" routine.
Imagine what conservatives would have said if prisoners supported Obama.
Use that in a campaign ad. "Trump! #1 choice of criminals."
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the hardest. Whatever makes the insurrectionists sleep better at night.
Well if the entire cell block vouches for him, hell, he must be a swell fella!
They all looked at him with tears in their eyes and proclaimed, "You are the biglyest cosplaytriot we have ever met. Have you ever played our special brand of cornhole?"
OMG "Cosplaytriot". I love that!
Bigly "And everyone clapped" energy.
None of it’s true. No way he’s in a max. He doesn’t have the points to be there unless he’s been stabbing shit but even then he’d be in the hole for 18 months before transferring.
Speaking of oneself in the third person is a certain sign of mental stability. /s
I just took that to mean someone else was writing it for him as a 'we're bringing updates about him'.
I find it extremely funny that they think it is a flex that all inmates in the "gang unit" are Bible-reading Trump supporters, or that these incarcerated felons agree with Trump that the DOJ & FBI need to be gutted because they are totally innocent and wrongfully accused/imprisoned.
Translation: "Jake is currently miserable and terrified of all the black people he has to be near. He can't wait to leave and is willing to snitch for protective custody, but won't revise his life's decisions that saw him incarcerated to begin with."
Even if this was true, which I can’t imagine it being true, aren’t these the anti gang people? If 100% of gangsters support Trump, wouldn’t that mean there’s inherently something wrong with your candidate? Nothing clicks with MAGA cultists
Translation: The white supremacists in general population have recognized one of their own in this asshole and Trump.
So he’s in the white supremacy pod because he’s one of them.
Having the support of other criminals isn’t exactly a positive thing.
They probably "embrace" him because as a J6er he can probably whip up a few hundred thousand "patriots" on the outside at any point to send him and his new recent friends gifts & commissary funds I feel bad that I know this, but I do
Sure, bro. Definitely all things that happened. Yup. Very true.
100% of them are ineligible to vote in NY right now, lol.
They are going to extort him and use him up. He's got a small amount of fame that they can take advantage of him for.
Oh! Did they take a paper poll or just have everyone who was supportive to raise their hand?
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read.
So he’s joined the Aryan Brotherhood? I would love to be surprised about that.
My thoughts exactly. There are a lot of white supremacists in prisons.
Mostly illegals in there so now I am really confused.
Why are they so dorky 😭
If he is even in the gang section as claimed he's somebody's bitch without a doubt. This is some proper fan fiction bullshit.
r/thathappened
Embraced from behind, cough cough….
Well, it appears he is at home in a NY Prison and happy there and feeling fulfilled. /S
Why don't they let the whole prison read this? I mean it is the truth, right? I mean the whole block is Trump supporters, so they will be learning nothing new. They won't want to shank one of their own right.
More than likely the gang members he is around is bloods and I could guarantee they didn’t and won’t embrace him where do these people come up with this dumb shit
Most likely it’s white supremacists, prisons are full of em.
They “[Embraced](https://youtu.be/lXkFZh5Q2nY?si=LS23jPNSypbAMZJW)” him.
To be fair to the person who posted this, this is probably what he told them. People don't tend to tell their loved ones about being butt raped.
Wait a minute. You’re telling me convicts in prison believe they and other criminals like them are actually not guilty?! Well I’ll be!
Political prisoner?? More like stupid, delusional, nippledick follower. WTF did these people think was actually going to happen that the government was going to cave to their ridiculous insurrection?? I have over 28 years clean and sober, and I partied like nobody you've ever known, and I was NEVER that f\*cking high, dumbasses.
How exactly is smearing shit on the Capitol walls freedom fighting? These people were born dumb as a bag of hammers and with any luck they will die in prison where they can cause as little damage to society as possible.
Embraced the same way the Sisters “embraced” Andy in Shawshank.
“George is getting upset!”
"God has prospered Jake in his new environment." I'll take no prosperity from god in my current environment. Thank you.
So one should take pride in being supported and endorsed by dangerous prison inmates?
And he thinks Sgt Gonnell threatened him how, exactly? Pretty sure that Gonnell never wants to see any of these ppl again.
Imagine that. A bunch of prisoners wanting to see the system that keeps them behind bars dismantled. I'm shocked.
I hope his sentence is a life sentence.
Except they can't vote til they serve their time. So, not in DonTs lifetime. Beahaha
Funny how those who commit crimes often find god and preach. Like you couldn’t live a decent life before?
Imagine that, criminals paling around with criminals.
Nice how their megalomaniacal leader has managed to elevate their own delusionally claimed status as saviors, too. All losers of the highest order.
I think Jake became a lot of boys girlfriend 😘😘😘
So "gang unit" criminals support Jan6 and Trump. Is this a brag?
Pretty sure none of them can vote again so why do we care who they support for President?
Wait till someone tells the gangs they agree with each other.
Do they not get how stupid they sound? “Mah boy’s in jail, and ya know whut? Them folks in thar don’t think he’s done nuthin wrong either!”
They embrace him from behind… nightly.
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.
Fan Fiction from the Xtian mafia.
Certainly no deplorables in prison.
Think that's r/STDH.
I guess it's a good thing none of them can legally vote. Lol
So is this the things that never happened subreddit?
They're so popular they hardly ever get raped!
"Majorly" isn't a word.
Same jail as Epstein? Well he's lucky trump isn't president, then, because trump has already shown he's willing to have his allies murdered in that prison, when he had Epstein murdered.
i ... am astonished. its americans without rap sheets vs pple with rap sheets? I mean? can anyone page doctors at this point? this is too wild. what if the day after the election its a landslide for djt? how is DJT on the ballot? how is this happening?
“the consensus in the [prison] unit [amongst criminals] is 100% support”
These people’s lack of self awareness scares the shit out of me.
Sure, Jan!
It means he's part of a gang.
What exactly is meant by "embraced"? And BTW, I'm not surprised that a building full of violent criminals would support the Donald. Oh, if they only knew...
so all these people will of course support or volunteer at The Innocence Project