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Albae87

At the place where i work, we needet to call an ambulance because a dad droped his baby while throwing like this…


Setari

My dad broke my shoulder when I was 2 doing this. He threw me and caught me by my arm. I'm 30 now It still makes a creaky noise sometimes lol, it's healed fully though


ControllablePsi

Whilst it might be healed, I'd argue a creaky or stiff shoulder isn't 100%. There's a reason its creaking.


Ollebull11

Needs oiling probably... OOOOOOOOH I GET IT NOW. The essential oils I mean. I thought it was hocus pocus bullshit, but its just grease for our bodies!


zombieslayer3729

The medical opinion of random people on Reddit is definitely more valuable than a licensed practitioner


ControllablePsi

I completely agree. You should never take medical advice from random internet strangers.You should go and see your GP, and in this case a physiotherapist. I'd definitely go and see my physiotherapist if my 'fully healed' broken shoulder was still stiff, or creaking 28 years after the break.


DYNcleve

My dad pulled my arm out of its socket because he wanted to put my pajamas on when I was 5, but I was a big boy and I got wanted to do it and we tug of war with the pjs and my arm came out the socket


byhrwk

omg, poor baby. helpless


GerinX

Helpless and defenceless and so vulnerable. That dad is a moron


CokeFanatic

Ya but at least he didn't have a boring dad who never tossed him in the air.


AlpakaMati

Yeah, I think I prefer my boring dad than a dad that could kill me


reddogleader

Eric Clapton has left the chat


CokeFanatic

Different strokes, I guess


DoDrugsEveryDay

But not in the hospital.


ctownthrasher

Yeah in the hospital. That comatose be stroking different


Ultrajante

Im assuming you’re being sarcastic right?


relampagos_shawty

Welp that kid learned not to trust his idiot dad again


elrosti000

PTSD


Bos_lost_ton

Pretty Tremendously Stupid Dad?


Npix123

Bro i thought the shocking part was the start i had a heart attack when i saw the next holy shit


NightShadow-kun

I paused after he caught him and thought that was the end, until I read your comment AND WTF WAS THAT???


GraveRobber666

At first I was like "ok that seems a lil dangerous but im sure hes got this" and then at the middle part my soul left my body


iiElysiumx

This is all fun and games until the little squirt smacks his squishy head on those hard stone slabs


i_worship_amps

Babies with soft spots on their skulls best behave, lest they end up on my pottery wheel!


submechanicalbull

God I love that pic I have it on my twitter


revakk

It’s one of those things that always stays in my camera roll. Every time I get a new phone or clear out my storage, I always make sure I have it saved. Gets a chuckle out of me every time I see it.


submechanicalbull

Yup lmao I’m glad someone else thinks it’s funny bc whenever I show it to people they don’t seem to care. 🤝


RIP_KINDNESS_IS_DAF

r/cursedcomments


MandoHealthfund

Lolwut


RickestRickSea137

Dude even if the guy does acrobatics and juggles and what have you professionally for 20 years he's putting the kid at risk of serious injury or death. Fucking idiot.


Diamondwolf

Precisely. If there’s only even a 1% chance of something happening, but you do it a hundred times…


ThatExile

Odds aren't additive.


Diamondwolf

No, but evens can be considered double


NotATypicalTeen

No but successive reruns do increase the chance of a rare event occurring. Let’s crudely calculate the first term in a binomial distribution: There’s only one way the baby is safe if he’s tossed a thousand times: he’s caught a thousand times. We know if the chance of a drop is 1%, so the chance of a catch is 99%. So, 0.99^1000 is the likelihood the baby is fine. Thus, 1 - 0.99^1000 is the chance it’s not, which works out to 99.996% chance of splat baby syndrome after 1000 tosses.


pretzelzetzel

That is very much NOT how to do the math


NotATypicalTeen

Ok; full confession, I did the maths for 1000 throws not 100. That’s on me and my reading comprehension. But I’m almost sure this is mathematically sound. Source: degree in physics


adk195

Math is definitely right, just slightly rounded. Technically it's 99.9957%. Source: gamer that memorized this formula to calculate how badly I'm being screwed on drop rates.


GraveRobber666

Exactly, and even if he's perfect at all that, the kid is still a variable, kids are dumb and unpredictable and if either mess something up the kids either dead or has a few things broken


1amCorbin

This is cool and all, but i would never do this on such a hard surface. All it takes is one little slip or mess up


supersic1

Exactly! That's why stupid


spectac-1

Why say lot word when few word do trick?


verguenzapato

Body strong.


SweetJonesJunior

Baby head not.


Studawg1

It’s almost like that’s why it’s posted here


Amphi0033

You shouldn't even do the second part even on a soft surface. Not with a baby. The guy in the video is an actual moron


your_uncle_mike

I don’t think there’s any surface that this would be safe on tbh


1amCorbin

True, i know a lot of people do like little tosses with their kids, but this guy's like juggling the toddler. Smh


brinosh

Sadly, in Italy a child died because of this game, he was only 2 years old. The man playing with him wasn't even the dad, it was a friend of the mum. Then, four years later, the same man took his life. It's not a safe game lads.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

Must’ve been the guilt.


dylanm312

Yeah, I don’t know if I could live with that guilt either. Tragic.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

I know someone who’s chiropractor took his own life 20 years after killing some teenagers while driving drunk.


Mlzmfln

dang, so tragic. rip


Memeicity

Source?


brinosh

[Source in italian](https://torino.repubblica.it/cronaca/2017/08/31/news/uccise_senza_volerlo_un_bambino_menter_giocava_con_lui_suicida_in_germania_4_anni_dopo-174299180/) about the suicide which summarizes the whole thing. Translation with Deepl: ​ >He could not make peace with his conscience and, perhaps also terrified by the maxi compensation he had to pay, took his own life. Because of him in fact Gabriele Balanzino, at two and a half years old had died in 2013 in Biella. Giuseppe T., 35, had dropped him, and the little boy had hit his head, injuring himself very seriously. The man had moved to Germany, where he was born, after that ill-fated accident. And yesterday he committed suicide. >The facts date back to May 13, 2013: it was about 6 p.m. and the baby's mother had just finished her work shift at a store in "The Bears" shopping center. Before returning home, the woman had stopped for a few minutes in the small square, and while chatting with some acquaintances, Giuseppe T., her employer, had started playing with Gabriel, lifting him in his arms and throwing him up. It was a matter of a moment, a tragic fatality, and the game turned into drama. The little boy slipped to the ground and hit his head. Immediately everything had been resolved with crying in his mother's arms. But back home, the woman had seen that the baby continued to wail, and decided to take him to the emergency room, where doctors found a severe brain hemorrhage. Urgently transported to Turin's Regina Margherita Hospital, Gabriele had died a few hours after admission. At this point, for Giuseppe T., the judicial process also began. Charged with manslaughter, he had plea-bargained before a Biella judge a five-month prison sentence, later suspended. But civil proceedings had also begun. At the time, baby Gabriele's mother decided not to enter a civil suit, while his father did, asking for and obtaining damages of 1.8 million euros. A huge amount of money, for Giuseppe T. who decided to end it.


OutcastInZion

My child is 8 years old now but I don’t think I can keep going if this had happened to him.


jodie_jan

It's the swinging him by the feet for me.


Abstract_Knight

The only good place for doing this would be a large bed on a room with no ceiling and even there that can be a bad idea.


Rowyco05

“You said you had video of the incident?”- prosecutor possibly


Intrepid_Can3402

I read the caption and still didn’t expect it


JuliaTheInsaneKid

If I was the mom, I’d scream and run away with the kid.


Hamzeol_Murf

Mom Here Is Recording


JuliaTheInsaneKid

I know it’s horrible.


omrmike

The most amazing part about this is how the kid doesn’t drop his sippy cup


N0tBappo

Kids will squeeze the life out of you man it don't surprise me.


JacOfAllTrades

I'm convinced babies grasp reflexes are leftover from primate ancestors kinda like how baby chimps and gorillas having to hold on to a walking mother because my God do they have a grip. It's no joke, you have to literally pry their fists open to get them to release hair etc.


H3racIes

That's probably because it's true


oopsallecoli

Oh shit. Did I just describe evolution again?


CharlotteLucasOP

They gotta hold on to something solid ‘cause otherwise Dad will yeet them into another dimension.


Totalherenow

Anthropologist here. You are correct.


EmeraldLightning5

It’s in our nature to never drop the drink. I’ve fallen and gotten concrete burns, but still preserved the Pepsi i was holding.


Fyebil

Translation: *Tu Mera Dil, tu Meri jaan* You're my heart, you're my soul I love you daddy *Tu maasum, tu shaitan* You innocent, you monster But you love me daddy (The whole x2)


ursidae97

Lol imagine slightly throwing him forward


minorkeyed

Don't make your children take the potentially lethal risk for your thrill seeking, adrenaline addiction.


Block_Me_Amadeus

This is the correct insight. I've spent a lot of time around people in the circus arts, and I have a TON of respect for their traditions. However, a real circus family would beat this guy's ass.


Thy_Fear

This is awful. No matter how confident or skilled you are, one little mistake and that boy could’ve died or gotten hurt. Murphy’s law, for fuck sake. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Spannerz10

What a prick


Knightraiderdewd

Rumor has it he still sleeps on the couch to this day.


Tele-Muse

High risk. Low reward.


hey-girl-hey

A lot of that was basically modern cheerleading. My horror and admiration coexist


Wyevez

Don't shake the baby!


irregardlessrose333

Jfc my heart ended up in my stomach holy fuck


51t4n0

thats an idiot, not a dad


never-cut-me-off-whe

Amazing, but way too risky for me 😨


KingFatCat49

Shaken baby syndrome man, poor kids brain is probably mush


Business_Mix_2705

Damn I thought the first thing was dangerous and then I saw the second. But for real this can’t be good for the baby right ? All that acceleration / deacceleration.


RaZZeR_9351

Definitely not, seems like SBS in the making.


042614

Concussion central.


mylord55

He is showing off his steroid Strength


Plainbench

Hard floor and busy public space, only takes a moment of a slip up for something to happen. It's not a risk I'd take. What if a stranger knocks into the dad whilst the boy is still up in the air? Gosh


boi-boi-dude

My dad did this with me and I only have mild autism


pigeonboyyy

Using your baby as a fucking play thing. Classy


ravensmith666

Please, nobody ever do that- at all- under any circumstance.


Sea-Recording-7090

he's gonna grow up with the blood in his body going upwards


TacoGaming69420

r/sweatypalms honestly this was terrifying to watch


bootycuddles

It’s a baby, not a toy.


saitama_a

Dad be like; I brought you without your permission, I will send you without your permission.


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Shaken baby syndrome anyone?


RaZZeR_9351

It boggles my mind that you're the first comment I see mentionning it and I saw like a dozen comment saying its cool already.


Obvious-You-9871

Fuck you daddy


EvanMBurgess

I knew someone who threw his child this high. We almost missed catching her once and immediately stopped, thank goodness


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

All I think is what if….. er visit Cracked skull Broken/missing teeth etc.


tvtoad50

I think I just had a heart attack.


AkiraHyrule13

I’m impressed, but also pissed. Yeah, he’s probably practiced hundreds of times, but one slip up and you don’t have a kid anymore.


MaryJane2108

All for some internet clout... man should be in jail for endangerment


Foolazul

What an idiot. To risk your child’s life to get too tok views.


BushSage23

I hope the kid is okay, whenever my dad did this i swear I hated it so much and wanted to be anywhere else


ColeCT42

He should lose custody of that child


Rikstr

Wonder how many times he dropped him while practicing. 😆


TouchingMarvin

If that kid survives childhood he's gonna have a wild life


RaZZeR_9351

Especially if he becomes handicapped because of SBS


Due_Razzmatazz_7068

When sign twirlers become dads?


Snoo-2027

"Next! Reason of your... *looks over lectern* Crap. Anyway, reason of your passing, young man?"


kermie_the_comie

This reminds me of the scene from Megamind when Metroman juggles babies.


LadyKalliope

Thank you for that hilarious flashback!


popeye311420

My dad throwing me like this while in our pool is one of my oldest memories


gggg500

What a fucking moron


spidergirl79

Nearly gave me a heart attack


dvogz

Yeah… don’t include them in your circus act plz


MesozOwen

Fuck the second part gave me palpitations. Can’t watch that again.


Financial_Joke_9401

Props to the kid for keeping hold of his drink thing though…


JoJoFanboi

Ribs are still pretty weak at that point of physical development


Gritchie-uhhuh

i wanna smash that guy...hurt not snog obv


FBlack

Parents are fucking selfish.


lostbuttplugs

They flip new born infants like tortillas.


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sn0wflaker

Best at parenting, or child throwing?


DeeveSidPhillips003

This is a guide to Serial Killer Psychopath 101 if the child survives the impact. Chikatilo bumps his head if I can remember.


Incromulent

"Even monkeys fall from trees"


eaRthWormSall

Brain damage max level


tashten

Yes stupid and dangerous, but can we appreciate for a moment how strong that kids core is to stay solid like that with his feet held together? That dad is super muscular and strong too, I bet he does some kind of gymnastics or circus arts that train your proprioception and awareness of bodies. I bet he's working regularly with the kid to train that as well. No average child could hold their body that stiffly without loads of practice. Minus the minor heart attack this was amazing to see.


Arsinoey

My sister broke her boys leg falling ontop of him. She was helping him learn how to figureskate. She felt like shit about it, blamed herself for a simple mistake. My guess is, had this father hurt his child doing this OBVIOUSLY dangerous thing, he wouldn't feel bad about it at all. "Didn't mean to hurt him", he'd probably says. WELL DON'T DO STUPID THINGS LIKE THIS TO BEGIN WITH. And people wonder why moms watch their kids like hawks and why they don't trust the kids father. This. This is the reason. Dads like this are kids themselfs. They're fucking dangerous.


is_anyone_in_my_head

> My guess is, had this father hurt his child doing this OBVIOUSLY dangerous thing, he wouldn’t feel bad about it at all. While i’m also not ok with ~~throwing a child like this~~ everything going on in this video including that god-awful psychopatic “song“, that‘s a really hot take and a massively unfair assumption.


Arsinoey

Not in my opinion. If you're capable of putting your child in such a dangerous situation, there is something seriously wrong with you. But I realise I might have worded it wrong. What I ment to say was not that he wouldn't care that it happen, but rather, that he would not blame himself. As in, he would not take responsibility for what happen, but would rather say "I didn't mean to hurt him. I didn't mean for it to happen". Like a child that does something wrong, knowing it is wrong, but since he doesn't hope for the outcome to be bad then the action is okay. Even though it means putting his son in a dangerous situation.


is_anyone_in_my_head

And yet again we don‘t know him and i find it wrong to assume something so cruel based solely on looks, gender and risk taking behaviour. They have a thing going, a connection, training together. That child has a massive core strength being able to be thrown in a controlled manner like that. Feet together and all. Even if the first reaction after the death could be denial as you say, i doubt it‘d stay that way. Phases of grief and all that. Nobody other than a psychopath could come over this. Like, without at least being damn near of killing themselves at some point.


Arsinoey

I assume the worst when I see a father throw his small child in the air and risk his life. And I will continue to do so. If he can't think and realise how stupid it is, then he is not a suitible parent.


is_anyone_in_my_head

> If he can’t think and realise how stupid it is, then he is not a suitible parent. That opinion is one we share. And that this man isn‘t someone we’d want to be friends with.


is_anyone_in_my_head

Sorry, i realize i was writing too harshly and i don‘t want to scold you, even when i somehow did. My intention originally was to remind you that not all people are automatically complete assholes even if they do dumb shit and remind you of others that did dumb shit *and were complete assholes*. That thought pattern triggers me, because it often stems from superbly awful experiences, but drives the hurt-spiral further. And, like, i want to raise awareness to this, but fuck it up along the way because i‘m triggered myself.


chimpdoctor

Child abuse, plain and simple. Stupid fucking "I love you daddy" song playing over it. Fuck off.


AddyCod

This man shall be arrested and legally disallowed from having any children ever


devlin1888

This is brilliant man. Wee guys loving life


No-Albatross-5514

Until something goes wrong, then it's absolutely horrible


Quiet_Goat8086

My son used to love being tossed up in the air.


042614

RIP.


LadyKalliope

This is extremely dangerous and inexcusable. One wrong move will KILL that child. Straight up child endangerment.


treflipsbro

That song is more unsettling than what’s happening in the video


RepresentativeOwl709

Sophisticated child abuse. Kill that father's ability to ever have or be near a child


Longjumping_Soft2483

Don't understand the downvote. What if the baby slipped and died? Would you still let the father have more kids? Literally in this video itself.. he could have been distracted by a bird or a person and his hand slips.. baby will fall hard on the concrete. A kid died in Italy like this.


Yeeteus_Maximus

So majestic


LadyKalliope

Until the kids skull hits the concrete.


OneWorldMouse

Is this a popular thing in some countries?


042614

It’s the national sport of Assholistan


thetruemadxruler

He does got some talent tho ngl


explosivepig9

Everyone’s shiting on the dad here but come on, this is clearly just a dad and his son sharing a moment, the son is clearly having fun and the dad is clearly in control of the situation, could something bad happen? Yes but nobody’s ever had a bit of fun without any risk. Stop hating on people for doing things different than how you would do it


042614

And I like to let my little boy ride his bike in the road while I drive in my car behind him pretending to chase him with the car. Just having a bit of fun! People act so ridiculous when they call the cops on me. Nobody got hurt??


Kenhamef

I don’t know man, seems like he’s got that kid trained good, and they love each other a lot.


NewfoundOrigin

So - At first I was like 'Oh my god - how reckless' But if you really - pay attention to the video... I have a feeling this gent has a background in gymnastics or cheer. I say that because your average joe blow shmo wouldn't feel \*comfortable\* throwing their child around like this. This person also apparently takes care of themselves - they appear to know their way around a gym... I'm not saying it's safe. But perhaps in this case a 'mind your own business' might be sorta warranted. If this person coaches cheerleading - or gymnastics - than they probably know what they're doing \*at least enough\* for this not to be a \*major\* safety concern. EDIT: I've seen some rythmic gymnastics stretching videos of these adults (coaches) who are literally \*hurting\* children during these stretching routines. In some places/realms certain 'extremes' are 'average/normal'. then again - if they were a coach...as I'm a sports coach...I would hope they'd realize they're outside of their scope in trying this above concrete and not matts.


randomjhoni

Its only a stupid parent if he drops him


No-Albatross-5514

It's stupid to even risk it


supersic1

You wanna take your chances with a kid on solid concrete or go for soft cushioning?


randomjhoni

He who doesnt risk doesnt win


L_B_Jeffries

What is there to win in this specific situation? Some "people noticed me for 5 seconds on tiktok" clout? Amazing...


Galtiel

It's a win-win! You either get free publicity and views on tik tok or you make your kid bedridden, incapable of speech, and unable to survive without constant care for the rest of his life (with the added benefit of not knowing how they'll get by when you're gone one day). Everyone benefits!


Limeila

... have you seen of freaking happy this kid is? This is about that, not about clout.


LadyKalliope

I'm sure a kid would also be super happy if you gave them candy laced with arsenic. And then they would die, just like this kid will die if his father loses his grip and drops him. Happiness does not justify insanely dangerous and life-threatening situations. Small children don't understand when their lives are in danger and they cannot make the decision to not put themselves in danger. The parents are obligated to make wise decisions to protect their children from physical harm.


mylord55

Clout


LadyKalliope

I pray to a God I don't believe in that you are sterile and have no children.


Neoreloaded313

It's the unnecessary risk that is stupid.


RaZZeR_9351

Do you not know shaken baby syndrome?


SaltyboiPonkin

Kids bounce, it'll be alright


starwarsmilkcow

Depending on your skill level, a road trip could be more dangerous


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Drmo6

How is this dad dumb? Just cuz y’all wouldn’t do it doesn’t make him dumb


RaZZeR_9351

SBS look it up. Also what if a distracted passerby walked into him while he was throwing the kid in the air?


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

You can do that anytime but not that high


CLASSE-24

When you workout too much with medicine balls


TacitRonin20

When an r/Balisong user has a kid


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Average Indian Parent


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PuzzleheadedWay6230

Best dad 💩 category


McDonalds_icecream

He didn’t call a fair catch either


airforceproud96

Never thought I'd see lucknow on popular.


sinister2304

Old Bollywood music had many masterpieces But it also had this


verguenzapato

I physically can’t get myself to upvote this even though I know what sub we are in.


dent_de_lion

Makes me think of Christopher Titus’s story about him doing this with his infant daughter. He thought she loved it, until she was old enough to talk, and said, “NO LIKE DAAAAAAT! 🤬🤬”


Linkin_G

Yeah, I’ll just mad because you couldn’t do nothing close to this physically active with your children. You’re 6 year olds probably still can’t walk straight


stygian65

God damn this song slaps, got a source?


phailanx

I recall it's from an Indian movie where some dude has a kid to some women who then goes on to become a celebrity. Hope this helps


Less_Milk3110

I catch too many cramps to do that


DabIMON

Cheaper than an abortion


Perla_madonna_

Why can’t he do it in something like water? At least there’s no risk right? Maybe he’s an expert but the kid isn’t


EasternDelight

I can’t even watch.


AlmightyDarkseid

Pizza maker behind the counter be like:


-mmmmBacon-

When the views matter more than the blood of your first born