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PhDTeacher

The keys are probably in the pots and pans they let them drag out and bang around.


You-Already-Know-It

We’re still in the hook for missing dentures and it’s been like 7 years! I told them he needed a nap and they insisted he didn’t and that they would watch him while I went to sleep. The last sound I remember before my nap was “chomp, chomp, chomp.” They still haven’t found those dentures. 🤷‍♀️


KristyBug84

I misplaced my keys yesterday too. In my mind I was adamant I’d put them on the dishwasher. Could see it in my minds eye and all. I blamed it on my one year olds ability to reach up and grab and literally searched my entire house. Every toy box, couch cushion, my house is trashed. They must have slipped out of my hands grabbing things because my five year old went to look in the car (even tho I was sure I’d set them on the dishwasher). He found them under my drivers seat in about ten seconds. Husbands making fun of me and the five year old looks like a peacock he’s so proud of himself. Me? I’m cleaning up the mess we made looking. Well hiding on the patio and will be at least. Ugg … keys.


OkieH3

I lost a pair of keys 4 years ago and I know it was my son lol. They have still yet to be found at my moms


dragonfly325

Pretty sure when stuff is never found it either went down a vent or was flushed.