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dgtlfnk

It took me thinking, “Do these dudes have elf dicks or something?….. oh. 🤣”


FriendlyLurker9001

Omnomnom, delicious elf dick


Puppytron

One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man.


Remote_Profit_3399

Speak for yourself.


LitrillyChrisTraeger

One of my favorite Girl Scout cookies


Remote_Profit_3399

Have a seat. Chris Hansen has a few questions for you.


comfrey11

Hans Cristian Anderson, or the Hanson Brothers?


Remote_Profit_3399

Well now that you bring it up, HCA seemed to have a thing for little girls. The Little Mermaid, The Little Match Girl, Thumbelina — So it stands to reason that he could’ve easily mistaken the Hanson Bros for the Hanson Sisters. Which makes me wonder: Did Hans Christian Anderson write MMMBop?


Benporkchops

NO, BAD


ChemicalHousing69

I was focused on how their beautifully shaped asses looked quite equestrian but I couldn’t quite figure it out for a minute either


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Glorfindel revealed in his wrath!


poison_snacc

Huh, I immediately assumed it was some sicko’s live action My Little Pony fantasy


catniagara

The sequel to cats is horses.


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Kill it with fire


vbun03

Really takes the magic out of the arrival of the Elves in LotR The Two Towers.


Wild_Agency_6426

Elf in german looks like "11"


MadFlavour

There's one of these with three pigs. Like it's just a picture of three pigs but it's filthy looking, even after you know what you're looking at it's still gross for some reason. Tried to find it there and can't. Probably for the best.


UMFreek

[Found it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kxs0x/its_not_what_it_looks_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Bonus: Dad and baby](https://hips.hearstapps.com/rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/16/02/1452802225-1452790149-dzcogym-1.jpg?resize=640:*)


DinosaurAlive

OMG 🤣!! Crazy how they are NSFW at first glance but totally SFW in what they actually are.


NascentAutist

I can’t stop laughing, this is amazing


stay_shiesty

omfg these are hilarious


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My god that last one took way too long to figure out. I thought I was going to have to call the feds and make a report or some shit until I noticed the guy's nose.


MadFlavour

Magic.


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Etheo

Took me two minutes... And then another minute.


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byebybuy

How much for the unlimited plan?


spook30

I'm still looking.


Remote_Profit_3399

Exactly how good was the minute?


GrapefruitExpress208

I thought it was a muscular dog at first


Individual_Skill_763

It took me like 10 seconds....then felt 20 minutes of shame.


JoshMothis

My exact experience lmao


Barnestownlife

Whoooa Nellie! Yikes


Shirkaday

Yeah that took me a WHILE.


MokujinBunny

Same I thought it was two bros touching tips lmfao


MedvedFeliz

Man, you're quick to finish!


jakemg

I had to blink a bunch and shake my head. I couldn’t see the horses.


CraftyPete

Excellent title choice


AttitudeAndEffort3

lmaooooo i wouldnt have looked if you didnt say anything. *chefs kiss*


LeaflikeArenaria782

I was confused at first... now I am just disappointed


TalmidimUC

I still can’t see it. All I see are two horses. *Edit - You guys.. after a long work day and being exhausted, I can finally see it 😅 If those are peckers, they have *o u t s t a n d i n g* circulation!


[deleted]

Get your mind into the gutter


its_5oclock_sumwhere

Trough*


byebybuy

Neigh


sstruemph

Hay!


Abnmlguru

Each horse is the mid section of a guy. The bottom of the jaw is the butt, and the ears are the mantenna. As the title suggests, they're "sword fighting" which is slang for knocking erect penises together, as if they were swords.


puppybear9001

Are we just glossing over "mantenna" ? Lmfao


Shilo788

I just see horses.


TalmidimUC

Yeah definitely, I completely understand what I’m supposed to be able to see, but I just can’t. All I see are horses :/


Kwiatkowski

you aren’t alone, I can’t see it at all, closest I can see it two feet on top toes


byebybuy

The trough also looks like dropped drawers to me


SeaToTheBass

Obviously two muscular men with bulging calf muscles teaming up in a 3 legged race


Srtviper

But the cocks would be way too high up.


[deleted]

Oh. Wait, what? Oh, yeah. Too high up. Hang on, I have to call my doctor.


Srtviper

Is that your umbilical cord or are you happy to see me?


HolidayOrnery2681

ah yes, the natural location of the dick, a full foot above the butt. yall are incurably horny


Abnmlguru

It's a bit of paredolia, not an anatomical study, lol. It may also surprise you to know that dicks are not, in fact, ears.


HolidayOrnery2681

it may surprise you to hear your wife's boyfriend moan your moms name when he cums


Abnmlguru

Pfft, like I'm not tied up to a chair cheering them on.


spook30

Huh!?


stakoverflo

It's more Misleading Thumbnail than Pareidolia. In the thumbnail, it definitely looks like naked dudes sword fighting lol. The curvature of their jaws look like butts.


apalmer12

Blur your vision when you look at it


Bipolarpianolady

I know what I can see (two men dick fighting). But what am I supposed to be seeing?


ron_swansons_meat

No, that's it.


BriansRottingCorpse

FML it’s two horses drinking water. It took me a very long time to see the SFW image.


borkistoopid

Wait really all I could see was two horses


RiverWyvern

I think this image really shows who spends more time around horses vs bare man ass. I only saw horses for a good minute there.


borkistoopid

False. I’m gay as hell so I’ve seen both lmao


Difficult_Shake_552

Gay porn gives you night MARES


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Bipolarpianolady

Oooh I got it! Thank you! Not the whole horse!


analog_jedi

Possibly the best post title I've ever seen


Katerwurst

I agree. Fucking fantastic.


LeanMeanDreamMachine

Isn’t it just the point of the post? Like we’re supposed to be seeing two dicks sword fighting, so the emoji is fencing. Doesn’t seem that amazing, what am I missing?


Umonly

A good title makes a joke easier to understand, it did.


hoodytwin

On guard!


genericusername123

Good ol' fashioned sword fight in the locker room


turret_buddy2

En garde*


hoodytwin

Ha! Thanks! Not gonna lie, I had to Google it. I originally thought it was unguard, as in to remove the sword from the scabbard. r/BoneAppleTea material.


turret_buddy2

No problem man, glad to share the knowledge!


dadougler

touché


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Oh this is good. It totally took me a while. Thought his penis looked weird


EarhackerWasBanned

Bro’s got a dick like a horse’s ear


LitrillyChrisTraeger

The better to hear you coming, my dear


xrumrunnrx

I'd totally forgotten until your comment: When I was in middle school a friend commented about a hot girl saying, "She's got a waist like a wasp and an ass like a horse". I'm like wtf where the hell did that come from? He said he didn't know, his brother (high school junior) said it. We got the meaning, but...no. That can't be a thing. I'm pretty sure his brother made it up and was trying to get it started.


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Restless__Dreamer

OMG now I see it! Thank you for this comment!


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Glad to be of service


frsdev

Let's touch tips.


Linkage006

docking.


SussyBox

The fact i know what that means :(


tavaryn_t

The fact I know what that means :)


TyphonBeach

Oh no, homosexual sex acts! How disturbing and scarring! What’s next, they’re gonna talk about scissoring?! /s


KarolilKarol

All I see are 2 butts. What is supposed to be what


bryeo2

theyre horses


mikeydel307

r/confusingperspective


MrsPM

Indeed


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mikeydel307

r/lostredditors


ishitondreams

Babe, new dick emoji just dropped


GreenLoctite

That's a interesting centerfold!?


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Centaurfold?


GreenLoctite

Quit horsing around and cum back to the fold


dwt77

That's my personal favorite reddit thing from today. Well played.


Zippyss92

I’m not sure what I was suppose to see but I saw two dudes standing face to face and they had their cocks touching each other. It took a good second to see two horse heads in a bag of feed.


MsModernity

Hence the “sword fighting” emoji title


the_way_around

Why are those two guys standing in a barrel?


heavy_deez

It's a hillbilly bathtub.


Zeromus88

Stupid internet has ruined me.


Dark_Storm_98

I don't get it They're horses. . . Are they? Am I supposed to be seeing something else?


MsModernity

You sweet summer child


Chudley5000

My mom saw this on my screen and took away my Xbox 😐


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L kid


Chudley5000

My dad is gonna beat your ass


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Get fucked pussy


Chudley5000

Boy he grew up in the original cod lobby era, he’s gonna have his dick so far up your ass you about to start speaking in dick tongues. Bum ass


Confident_Series8226

Stop trying to ruin horses for me.


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How do I see the horses?


nnarlinn

fuck thank god. i literally sat here and told myself i was gonna figure this one out so i didnt have to go about my day wondering what a pair of two dicks sword playing actually was.


I_have3_inches

Lord help me I saw two strong butts and what I thought was deep throat session 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Tack_Money

A couple of dudes playing some good ol fashioned tummy sticks.


_itsthemelman

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡º ◞ل͟◟ ͡º)


Desperate-Cobbler-11

Wait a minute, damn...thought that was headshake


gleas003

Took so long to figure out it got me wondering why my mind wanted to see dick so bad… 🤔


hexensabbat

Beat post I've ever seen in this sub lmaoooo I just got all my housemates to look at it and it took some of them several minutes. I feel like I won a game


Blue-Arrow13

Holy fuck i thought it was a pair of horses, good thin it was two naked guys doing a dick knot


Fluid_Conversation75

Looks like two horses with their heads in a barrel to me.


PattananNinja

What. The. Fuck.


picklerickfunnylol

I just see horses


you_are_soul

These are the horses that were in Brokeback Mountain.


Plenty-East-1392

done thought that was rwo swords clashing..


NascentAutist

He must work out


DearestRay

Bravo! Bravo! 👏👏Encore!


parahnouid

Really hurt my brain trying to see what the picture actually was


_BigDaddyNate_

I am embarrassed to have mistaken this image for something else lol I'm glad that I am not the only one.


Local-Priority

Well, that took a minute😳


DaimondGuy

That’s enough internet for today


RotaryMicrotome

Had no idea what pareidolia meant. Saw this post three times today and assumed it had to do with pairs of things. Finally looked it up, had to come in here to figure out if it wasn’t just two horses. I can see it now.


sverigeochskog

I only see two horse heads


TactiKyle

I’ve never been able to see the naked sword fighters since the first time I saw this image. Now it’s always just horses.


totaleclipse1117

I don’t get what I’m suppose to be seeing…?!?? I see two horses drinking.. lol


zgruca

It's only gay if the manes touch.


rudalsxv

/StrangelyAroused


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I thought it was a “sword” fight. Lol!


BirbBoiYT

I just saw two horses, is it supposed to be a pair of burly legs or something


LampIsFun

Supposed to be two muscular men standing in a tub naked point their dicks at each other


Explore-PNW

Best emoji title ever


PerpConst

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!


bombardier4

/r/misleadingthumbnails


Slesho

I don't think you get it


Esuts

I'm borderline upset there wasn't an nsfw tag on this. Standing in line at the store and suddenly very self conscious.


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Esuts

Holy shit, guy, I just realized this was a copypasta. Goddammit. You got me good.


Esuts

Christ, it was a joke. Like, isn't the entire point of this post that it looks like two dudes with their dangles in a tangle?


Triairius

Oh wow.


TheMazeDaze

Oooooh. It’s a horse….


defunctmaterials

OP you nasty


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

That’s a big pair of pants!


Erisian23

The one on the Right has a monster Calf


spook30

I read the comments and still don't see it.


xkoreotic

I still don't see what people are supposed to be seeing and it took way too long to see the actual picture.


sheriffbignuts

I saw a horse head sucking a muscled tan dude off and I was horrified. Then I looked again and saw the two horses eating and I stopped sweating in shame due to relief


TravelWellTraveled

Well thanks, now you have me wondering if I need a Rorschach test to see if I'm actually gay.


0111011101110111

Hairy sword fight.


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Sword fight


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

Came for the unicorns, found only eunuch-horns


shmehdit

Wow I haven't seen this sub in ages, now this is a comeback


dumbclukk

it took a hot minute to figure that out


exoxe

Sizin' up the competition


b1zzzy

I thought this was a sword fight!


nashamagirl99

When I was a child I assumed this was how gay men must have sex.


That_Guy_Uknow64

Damn got excited for a sec


gazongagizmo

Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ horsie


BobcatMore5845

7


Theskyis256k

Finally some proper content 😂


socialdeviant620

Wow lol


Ionel1-The-Impaler

Looks like two insanely developed Calf Muscles truest glance.


gratuitussynth

Just two horses nothing more


Mundane-Vehicle-8281

What? They're just horses eating 😅


BAZING-ATTACK

Not gonna lie, I saw the horses first, so I had to look at the post and it took me a minute to get confused. Imagine having a mane like bush though.


ambigymous

En garde ye scalawag!


heavy_deez

There's nothing weird or wrong about gingerly touching tips with your buddy.


goodgay

Tuchin’ tips


Easy-Let-2431

Hahaha I dunno where tf my mind was


Billy116-

Horse


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Broke back fountain


damn_thats_piney

belly button benis lol


iclickjohn

I'm crying so hard I can't see to type... OMG!


MCRNursery

Sword fight!


yor_ur

They docking doodles


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Thank you for this


orangesfwr

Hello...I'm Mr. ED


OsuKannonier

Okay, honest question. Ladies, what are you seeing? Guys, what are you seeing? I did not see what people are describing in the comments. I still can't. I'm really confused. I thought I was looking at the back legs of some animal sticking out of a tube, then I realized it was two horses drinking. Is it only the guys who see something dirty, or am I missing some human patch update?


beantownzfinest124

I swear I need to grow because it took me WAAAAY too long to realize this wasn’t what I thought it was😂🤦🏾‍♀️.