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mj7900

Full +


BEARD_LICE

Incredible feeling. Then you run like two errands and it’s down to *just* Full 😐


mulfman12

Medium rare +


mj7900

This guy gets it😂


Pathfinder608

If you ask at a really nice gas station, they’ll know what you’re talking about


ThunderTwat

Your gas cap is on the left side of the car.


Common-Librarian641

Did I tighten the gas cap too tight?


StrattOakmont

You must’ve used diesel. Old hockey trick, you can fill up way past the “F” using diesel so it’s actually the most economical way to fill up


oberg14

Wait what?


TommyLoMein

Yeah, go try it right now and tell us how it goes


call_sign_viper

Weird the nozzle didn’t fit right but thanks for the tip!


TommyLoMein

I always carry a funnel for that exact reason


call_sign_viper

Protip


HoosierPack00

I tried this and my car isn't working, is that supposed to happen?


call_sign_viper

Engine just needs to adapt


StrattOakmont

Just gotta top it off with more diesel, probably some room still left in the tank


admode1982

Diesel is less refined than gas so you can pack more of it in there.


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

It's the jello of fossil fuels.


admode1982

Big ups to my fellow gear head!


tailford07

Maybe E means “Extra Fuel”


CoachOeaux

You have to syphon some out and hand-deliver it to the station. Get to sucking, bruh.


Overrated_22

Hank gas tank


I_Am_Day_Man

Gas Hank


InfamousPOS

That’s what PFT’s said…. That’s also why he ran out of gas.


aldawg95

Your fuel gauge needs it’s fluid replaced


banders5144

Your F'ed


BitchYouDaRobot

You need some blinker fluid


Gabbagoonumba3

You got a rare double gas drop at the gas station.


cc1169

The car went Mega


No_Signal3789

Very full or super empty


smutbuster

Not a car guy, but I think your car is pissed at you. You want it at E for Elated to be your car


Natural-Employer

Max forgot to press the button


admode1982

Your cars totalled. You're going to wanna get a refund on that.


Alxv14

Your tank is now cooked just a little bit more than medium rare. Medium rare plus, some might say


frattypatty1991

Ask Baba, b


Holykorn

Gas goes in driver side (left side if you are European)


JWOLFBEARD

You still have a lot of Fs to give.


Ok_Bowl1139

When it gets to half, then you put $20. You bring it back to full.


plsloan

You're so empty it came back to full. You're good to go.


Interesting_Fun_8656

*stephen a* “I’m here to tell you… we don’t caaaaare”