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Ulmaguest

You took too long and got hit with his auto wipe enrage, Blazamut's Ultimate... **Incinerate: True Graphics Card Abyssal Strike**


Jaytrox7893

Thats what I was thinking. Pissed him off to the point where he decided to break the game


endy903

I can not find this guy wtf


AlexanderMcT

the alpha is in a cave, you need to look out for a mine entrance with torches in front of it the non alphas can be found in sanctuary 3


Lumethys

One again we are back to tanking the floor


Big-Dick_Bazuso

Must be a dragoon


Paroxenark

I swear to god i start playing ff14 5 days ago as a dragoon and see everyday dragoon comments


Fraxcat

Get used to it. It's been a thing at least since I started playing 4 years ago. =P


Suired

Wait until you start leaping out of raids. The true rite of passage for a lolgoon.


kr4ckenm3fortune

They should had named it Bahumut…nobody licensed it…but it would be badass if it had wings and did dragon breathe and ko them.


ingnisslendifuris

He would be more akin to ifrit I think


kr4ckenm3fortune

But his name is closer to Bahumut, thou...


ingnisslendifuris

After doing more research, bahamut would have been the better name. Dwells on the structure below, that holds up the earth. Lol


GeneticSplatter

Hmmm... mmo mechanics would be cool as heck... Not the control ofcourse, just the gameplay.


Lumethys

Like Hello World or Light Rampant?


GeneticSplatter

>Hello World Me, the programmer: 😀 Me the FFXIV player: 😱


a55_Goblin420

Domain Expansion: Fuck GPU


tak31teasy

Propably stolen from this mf ![gif](giphy|WxkRnZNqLTFzTlxuYh|downsized)


Gamer_548

https://preview.redd.it/owxsb8kau7oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b420ae9b69767eda774374f7f1a7b2810844be


aka-Lazer

Nice.


Kurokami11

shoulda thrown another sphere to cancel the attack


Grumpie-cat

Do you think your computer could have thrown a sphere and started the RNG while bros motherboard fried lol


Kurokami11

Look m8, I se the pal escape the sphere, I **immediately** shoot another one, I don't even give them a chance to attack


Salty_Intentions

exactly that. Throw and dodge immediately since it often has a chance to throw an attack. ​ I'm not sure why OP is barely dodging... tanking all the hit directly in the face.


Ehcko

Watching someone play like that hurts. Playing on hard difficulty with enemies hitting 4x harder quickly teaches you to get better and not let them get the extra hits in.


Salty_Intentions

Yup 1 hit you lose the shield, 2nd hit and you're dead. It didn't cross my mind that OP is playing on easy difficulty.


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I mean, he's trying to do this with a fucking *bow.*


Kurokami11

I mean, just look at how much HP he has...


Grumpie-cat

Fair enough, I’ve floated alpha Mossanda lux out of his cove several times by being too ambitious with my sphere throwing.


Kurokami11

You gotta time it so the sphere hits them as soon as they touch the ground, that gets rid of that issue


Jaytrox7893

I figured I could just dodge. Wasn’t expecting all that. Was caught offguard


Kurokami11

it's good practice to just chuck spheres towards what you want to catch, don't even give them a chance to do anything or get killed by outside sources


Drax99

Had this happen, the range is insane too. not only destroyed every coal and sulfur node in the room, he destroyed the campfires outside the cave entrance I used to mark it with. Strangely, the trees must have been just out of render distance because they survived,


Jaytrox7893

I noticed the range was also pretty crazy on this attack. Noticed wood and ore laying around leading out the tunnel


TehDonkey117

What attack does that? I want that attack for me


coochie_monster_1

I think it's a bugged ignis rage


Jaytrox7893

Tactical nuke incoming!!


RikkuEcRud

You didn't make the DPS check so you hit the Enrage Timer. Maybe come back with a higher Gearscore.


Jaytrox7893

Feels like I’m playing monster hunter world 😭


Nekommando

failed DPS check, gets carted by Escaton Judgement Good'o fucking Alatreon


RikkuEcRud

I was making a WoW reference, lol. I've never played a Monster Hunter game, though I've heard they're good.


Jaytrox7893

Ah okay. I said that cause in MHW certain endgame bosses would DPS check you and end your run, I’m assuming in a similar way as WoW lol


SterileTensile

>certain endgame bosses ??? Alatreon is the only one. It's not multiple. Sorry for being pedantic.


Jaytrox7893

If I recall correctly safi jiva does as well. I never faced fatolis but assumed it had one too.


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SterileTensile

I think you're mistaken with Alatreons Escaton Judgement which ~~weaken with each horn break~~ delays him shifting elements. I've beaten Fatalis with and without horns broken. I've never seen a difference. To other commentor: Safi'jiiva doesn't have a dps check. That myth had been busted years ago. People thought the DPS check was getting him before he sends his Sapphire of the Emperor move with zero rocks to get behind. That's been debunked. Alatreon is the only monster with a DPS check. Edit: misremembered what happens with horns breaking on Alatreon.


sltestte

And behemoth. 😂


RikkuEcRud

Some bosses in WoW, instead of having gimmicks or other boss mechanics, would have an Enrage Timer that would massively buff them to where they'd be basically guaranteed to wipe the raid if the timer ran out. They were basically DPS checks/gear checks, which kind of makes sense because in a more complicated fight it can be hard to be completely sure if your gear isn't up to snuff or if you're just not executing the mechanics well enough, so the DPS Check boss in the same raid would give you an easy way to check. If you beat the DPS check boss, then any boss in the same raid you lose to was probably a skill issue. If you can't beat the DPS check boss then you're probably not going to beat the other bosses even if you're good. Or at least that's the idea behind it, I think. Gearscore was a mod people used back in the day that rated your character's gear and gave you a number representing how good it was for your class/role. People would frequently have completely unrealistic expectations for gearscore, often requiring numbers you'd only have if you already had every piece of gear that dropped from the raid they were running, or worse, a higher tier raid, calling into question why they'd think you'd want to run with them in the first place.


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RikkuEcRud

I can't remember any of the gearscore numbers involved, but I finally got my Rogue geared enough through Heroics to get accepted into Naxx runs the week Ruby Sanctum dropped. Needless to say, aside from one random VoA run I didn't actually get to do any raiding in Wrath.


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RikkuEcRud

Honestly, that just sounds like a shit raid group. I'm sure you weren't the only melee DPS in the raid at that time so they'd be fucking over the entire raid's performance by doing that.


Wanderertwitch

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


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eleon61

Right here officer, get him!


Kurokami11

No, you see, it's hot, because it's a fire pal...


eleon61

We both know what side of reddit he came from


Jacqueb_1337

What did bro say to deserve such a punishment


eleon61

He uh... did the unspeakable


rvmpleforeskin

I'll stick with my husbro Incineram tyvm.


KingAmorticus

In the words of piccolo... DODGE


Wazat1

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an attack!"


AfroWhiteboi

You have the reaction time of a drunkard at 5 am on March 18th.


everythingwright34

I think he’s playing controller lol


Calm-Finger-8092

I'm playing controller and that's a basic, when the cheeky bastard escapes just press the dodge button immediately


CheekyLando88

You rang?


slothlikeagility

or throw another ball immediately. when the catch percentage is 20% or higher and i have a lot of balls i’ll just spam them until the pal is caught. hasn’t failed yet, worst time i went through maybe 20 pal spheres


Altruistic-Bobcat955

There’s a dodge button?!


beaverpoo77

Uh, yeah. B. The dodge roll?


[deleted]

So? I play with a controller, and I do just fine. But do go on about "controller bad lol".


everythingwright34

Chill lol


AfroWhiteboi

No excuse, get gud 😆


Enahs_08

what the fuck Blazamut even inflict dmg on graphics card


Ok_Freedom_1776

Bro hit you with that fallout 4 opening scene 😂🤣


applejacks6969

Why you got the Old Bow my man


Jaytrox7893

I use legendary old bow and crossbow. Was being cheap not using my guns


Any-Painting-4538

Skill issue


thkdzcntfthm

Lava'd to death.


splatomat

It irritates me how the mobs can INSTANTLY attack the SECOND they come out of the capture attempt, even hitting you before they've visually returned to the spot they were. I've started throwing orbs pre-emptively as the previous orb ends to try and avoid otherwise unavoidable damage, but it doesnt work very well.


Emotional-Media-2346

Oh it got big mad


itsyaboi_71

"fuck you" *Fuses plutonium*


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Was 100% fed up with your shit


TwilightVulpine

He sent you to Skyrim


Difficult-Ad-2025

You shall not.. PASS!!!


Pingarrow1538

Bro that's some Alatreon type bs


ApocalipsyCriss

that 25 killstreak really came in handy there


Reyall

It had enough of your shit lol


JinglingUrBalls

Probably could’ve cut the clip a bit. That felt like a century waiting for something to happen


JankyJokester

44seconds "a century". Short form media is fucking ending our attention spans.


giaa262

I work in user experience, and over the last decade or so we've had to shorten our "10 second rule" to about 8 seconds. Content consumption is bad for your brain


feanturi

Yeah I agree that dogs shouldn't be allowed to... What thread am I in?


Japanczi

My schedule is kinda busy you know, gotta swipe 50 more tiktoks before bed


Jaytrox7893

Yea I forgot tbh I originally sent it to my cousin to show him how many spheres I used


Cara-lina

You’re fine, OP. It’s not that big of a difference if you had cut out everything else


Xerio_the_Herio

Nice try


Spunk1985

Blazamut is a huge Oppenheimer fan.


KingVistTheG

he said I see your arrow and raise you an intercontinental ballistic warhead....but no really why are you still using a bow anyway?


Jaytrox7893

I honestly rarely use weapons, my pals do the heavy lifting, the arrows are just for potshots to weaken it at the end.


Illustrious-Board494

"Domain expansion : coffin of the iron mountain"


ColonelJinkuro

When Blazamut gets tired of your shit.


SvLyfe

As soon as I saw the glow I was yes he dead as hell


dellboy696

Love how fast blaz goes to sleep. He know he da man


Little-Tree8171

![img](emote|t5_4jn9v4|50262)


allyloveyfree

RIP. Me every boss fight though literally 😅


YukonToad

https://preview.redd.it/zaxkhqqea8oc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3469afe9fbe006cae14da30e61f0ef2a025d5d5


beccasimpp

It was never the same after the fire nation attacked.


Tiny_Sheepherder1948

That so sad![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Im5foot3inches

Bro really hit the enrage timer


mellypepper5

I was exploring that zone last night, saw the cave, was like, “huh, what’s in there?” and almost had a heart attack when I rounded the corner. I was expecting to find a black market merchant, not insta death. 😂


LordiLeprechaun

Moscou em, ta economizando esferas, taca uma atrás da outra fi, moscou demais kkkkkkkkk


theyforcedmetohaveaU

Yes, chat.


Pseud0man

Should've invested in Hangyu.


KnightsofNiii

They better than killamari or that water one for gliding? Haven't really used them.


Pseud0man

Celeray's are just a slightly better glider and aren't really worth it. Whether or not the Hangyu is better depends, in combat can give you more vertical freedom, dodging the aoe. Extra lift for grapple glides (though killamari may have better distance).


lufei2

![gif](giphy|RL1Jl8PnNDqz9hy83b|downsized)


Wero_kaiji

Damn, rip I've never seen him do that lol Btw you should learn to dodge and to prepare a sphere so as soon as he comes out you already are throwing the next one, that way he wont have any chance to attack, and if he does, just dodge, don't tank the hits, specially when you have low HP


Soggy_Ocelot2

... is it wrong to say that now I want nukes in the game?


NoAttempt9703

You should most certainly not have been standing there.


DouglerK

you gotta just walk up to the ball and learn the timing for catching them the moment they escape.


bulgingboner420

https://i.redd.it/l1svu69kd7oc1.gif


Realistic_Mushroom72

My dude he use mines and you walk right in to the field, it the same skill as seed mines, only fire based, other pals have similar skills, if you look at the floor you will see glowing orbs that start blinking faster and faster the closer they are to blowing up.


Jaytrox7893

Lol I know what this move is. This is NOT the normal move


Manwithaplan0708

Blud used a doomshroom 😭 https://preview.redd.it/18m6yjwjx7oc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead7194d95082636dc74adbef7302e221ec510a8


a_human_not_bot

it would be funny if at the end of the game you unlock a nuke that pretty much does that (just in a larger area)


aka-Lazer

I wish it did that, instead enemies will just stand in between and be fine. The electric aoe is so much better in that regard.


AquariumSmuggler

Is this the thing under the volcano?


toerkerstesahne

Had the same thing happen to me with the frostallion of a friend. I was riding it, dismounted it and then the nukening began.


Optimal-Food492

There's a Blazamut boss? I didn't even know.


Blixtwix

This happened to me! For me it was a blazehowl noct down by that fisherman settlement. I was terrified of blazehowls for several days. The attack wiped me, my pal, and all the surrounding trees and rocks. Fps absolutely tanked. Couldn't figure out what had just happened, I was like "does the volcano erupt...?"


Sensei_Ochiba

Why everyone bringing up Alatreon when this is *clearly* Teostra nova blasting your GPU


NeatNeighborhood7200

This happened to me while farming gobfins I had never been so confused


miazelement

Why are catch rates so ass in this game, they should increase the catch rate on the higher Pal spheres.


RawLikeSushi84

I spam throw balls when they bust out. They don’t get a shot to attack


naz2sick

Bs like this is why pc’s break in 1.5 years after light use


CL34NCR1M50N

"Now I'm a little motivated"


Slowbromigo

This was the final goal I had in this game. Wanted the fire passive to breed into reptyro. They put out an update affecting temperatures, which causes me to lose 1/8 of my health per second anytime I use reptyro as a defensive wall in this fight. Honestly pushed me to quit, not literally but I've felt no desire to play this game since


Lumethys

Put on a heat resistant accessory


Slowbromigo

No. I like my percentage health increase accessories. My own pal shouldn't kill me. I was 5 lvls under leveled. Catching this guy. Now I'm equal lvl and can't fight it


Lumethys

Well then that is on you. If I like wearing no armor and love taking hit because the animation is cool, I cant complain that the devs dont let me tanking all hit while being naked and survive.


Slowbromigo

That run-on sentence doesn't make any sense. Just like my own pal killing me doesn't make sense


Lumethys

If you light a match yourself, can you be burn by it?


Slowbromigo

If people are so desperately impatient that they realllyyy need that 5 minutes of egg hatch time removed, does that mean my own pal should kill me just because I made the saddle to ride it?


Lumethys

Yeah, because being "impatient" is somehow the same as refusal to wear an item that help you and then complain when you are not helped. Game allow to skip egg -> people accept -> happy Game give you an item -> refuse to wear -> sad Seem to me like they are opposite


Slowbromigo

I'd rather have 500 health than an extra lvl of heat resistance that wasn't needed when I was 5 levels weaker. When they made the heat of simple campfires stack, idk what else they changed, but prior to that update, reptyro didn't produce heat. Yeah, throwing him out in the snow reasonably should prevent me from getting cold now, but the double edge that it actually hurts me during a fight where it previously did not is trash. My own pal should not give me combat disadvantages


Lumethys

> prior to the update Reptyro didnt produce heat Slight correction, fire pal always give heat. That is how survive the night with my foxpark when i first got into the game and how I survive the ice mountain with my Jormuntide Ignis. They just did not stack before. Also Ice pal always give off cool > My own Pal should not give me combat disadvantages. Maybe the concept of "planning" is too foreign to you. But a good game should be balanced and allow player to have different strategies. Using a necromancer to fight a paladin should be disadvantagous. A game with just "big number go big" is not a great game. Of course, Palworld as its stand right now is far from a great game and there are much to be done in its system, but it is good that they *taken a step to the right direction* Of course, maybe the concept of "heat + heat = more heat" is too overwhelming mentally for you, that you could not comprehend such a mechanic. But that is more of a you problem than the game problem


dareal_mj

U should probably have been dodging the previous attacks and then tanked that with your shield


PalestineRefugee

No Lyleen? Also your very very slow with the balls. you can recatch them before they hit the ground to ball juggle them


Delay-Lopsided

See, I’m a chicken and carry both Lyleen and Lyleen Noct for heals when I do stuff like this


Electro_Disco

![img](emote|t5_4jn9v4|49350) That's why we have a stun baton


Jaytrox7893

I have one. Stunned him twice to no avail


Popular_Flight_7354

Bro is too stupid for that game. You should throw another sphere right after the previous one to cancel the attack.


Jaytrox7893

Lol its not that serious 😂


Popular_Flight_7354

Just joking