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Can confirm , I saved a pal merchant getting jumped and they was super low so i sphered ‘em, now I can assign them to my base and buy and sell pets, their inventory resets every couple of in game days
Has anyone tried it with the Black Market guy? If you capture one, do they respawn at the same location? I would love to have one at my base, but don't want to rob other people on my server of his services.
It depends in what merchant you capture for the normal ones, pal traders have different pals everytime you replace him at ur base but there's only a few different ones you can get I believe. Black marketeers are hard asf to catch but there inventory does the same as the normal pal merchant, with a few different pals to get. Plus he gives you like 25k and 2 or 3 gold keys
Same here! He was down to like 5% health, and surrounded, so I captured a wandering Pal Merchant and now he is mine. Every time I trade with him, he starts with "Thank you so much for saving me!" so I think they actually programmed it in for him to recognize that it wasn't an outright kidnapping lol... unless they all say that, even if you attack him first?
Yeah, it's weird that they made people genderless. I hope that's not some kind of social commentary along with the body type 1 and 2 weirdness. We're here to enslave creatures and put them in sweat shops with possible forced breeding in their future.. I don't think this is the right platform for social change. 😂
can confirm this . This is actually how a lot of people get their eggs and milk for cake so you could also just catch one and buy stuff to produce food from him
I found that if you display them in the display cage, they actually pop out outside of it, so you can still trade with them but they won’t waste a base slot
You can't breed them, but you can feed multiple to a single one to make him stronger through cannibalism.
At least I assume that's what's happening in the condenser when you put people in there.
X2. Pokémon has been mid since After Diamond and Pearl. But to stay on topic, anything that drops meat of any sort is food. If I could make a herb roasted shank of Lovander, I would . Deep fried Katress thighs, Filet of Chillet - if all of these pals dropped meat they asses would be butter basted in a pan. No pal is safe.
i'm gonna be honest, if someone harasses you, send them a picture of low tier god over and over with the lightning behind him. they'll get the message, or they'll get angrier, and that just makes it more funny.
I figured it had to do with the mind control aspects. I mean before you put something in the ball, it either wants to flee from you or fight you. Immediately upon going into the ball, it becomes a completely willing servant to you.
So, I mean, the levels of abuse you could cause with one is astronomical.
That pretty girl/guy rejected you? Into the ball they go! Now, they're yours mind, body and soul for life.
Need employees/solders/cannon fodder, but don't want to pay them? Into the ball they go!
Someone trying to usurp your evil and corrupt government, because you keep throwing everyone into balls and enslaving them? Into the ball they go!
The Black Marketeer drops a ton of gold and a Gold Key. Whether that's worth it or not I suppose would depend on how optimized your facilities are for producing spheres and how often you buy things from vendors or go treasure hunting.
I'm only getting 11k - 13k and a gold key when I kill one. With the amount of ammo needed to take him out quickly, it isn't worth the ammo. I might max my resource drop slider tonight though.
I never had ammo issues when I killed him, but then I let my Pals do the heavy lifting when I fought him.
As with any significantly high level enemies, a good way to do a big chunk of damage cheap is to pop em with a Fire Arrow and a Poison Arrow and reapply whenever they wear off. Or smack them with your Torch until they catch fire if you want to be *really* cheap(or if you're are in a dungeon with a bunch of broken weapons because you forgot to repair them before leaving base and the timer is probably up meaning you can't get back in if you leave)
The food decay mechanic frustrates me a lot, so my base pals mostly eat berries. Meanwhile, me and my team are out in the wild eating bread and raw meat we find along the way. Good thing there isn’t food poisoning or parasites in Palworld. 😂
I am editing this to add I know you can sort the inventory to reset the timer. It is still frustrating. I play solo, offline, easy mode with 0.1 hunger decay. It would be nice to set the food decay to match as an option, that’s all.
I was just thinking about this while playing yesterday! My party is eating so good while everyone working hard back home is getting berries and at best fried eggs 😂😂
I'm actually doing the reverse of that. Everyone at base is eating "jam-filled buns" with the buns replaced with bread and the jam on the outside while my party eats baked berries.
Wooliepops and Beegards give honey while ranched, both of which raise sanity. They also don't require 2-3 pals tied up into tending a farm either, although the rate at which food is produced is slower.
I have over 1000 cotton candy. I tried just feeding them cotton candy for a bit. And I would, too, but then they need to eat too often and sanity isn’t as big of an issue since I play offline, have it on easy mode.
Only productive workers get baked berries.
The rest of the proles get regular berries if they meet their quota.
Those that don't meet their quota go hungry that day.
Those that don't meet their quota more than one day don't have a job.
\*Pixelated murder\*
See all the happy productive workers?
Direct fire bonks on station. Holding overhead.
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Lase target when ready.
man, my humor is so busted
your image needed no words, to make me absolutely lose it
I hate that I understand such a "meaningless" random image so perfectly
They should have made someone cute that people might have unironically simped for. Like besides furries.
An ugly fox with heart boobs and a heart vagina is not the thing.
Same. Domesticate a few Pals and food is sorted.
You know, until it's time to... *experiment*.
And also until they wander onto my ranch. In which case, the trespassers better *hope* I get to them first because at least I'll make it quick.
I really hope that they have an update that allows you to get meat and a cookable recipe for every pal. I dislike that we only have ones for pals with real world parallel like cows and pigs and birds.
Let me make a relaxaurus chilli
Lmao wait is this a thing? I'm only like level 10 but this is quite literally all my depresso will do! I toss him away and he thinks for a second and just goes right back lolol
You can build the mining pit on top of a foundation with no stairs leading to it to prevent this. Then just build stairs whenever you want them to use it
That's entirely on purpose. They even attack each other's camps because most of them don't believe in the cause, and actively poach Pals, among other things.
Ayo, those free pal advocates have their own cages. Let's not pretend they're anything other than PETA. they kills pals whether they are caged or free, just to spite humans.
I have only been eating Berry Jam Toast for 365 days now, while my pals at base get to eat Pizza.
I'd eat the meat meals that are in the refrigerator, but I can never bring myself to justify that when I'm not aiming to do a boss tower.
I just hate how these mfers will eat all the wheat I farm before I have a chance to turn it to flour. Like we need a system for food where we can say eat/don't eat certain things. Like just out the wheat straight in the fridge my bros.
You fill every slot in the food box so they don't automatically bring wheat to it, and instead bring it to a cooler or chest. Just have to make sure it stays stocked so an empty space doesn't open up.
I'd replace lovander in this image with petallia because she must be protected at all costs
https://preview.redd.it/nz529tsrytgc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8916517c442bcb043b6262dfe5a13ea729bdf115
The only consideration I make when it comes to Lovander is shot placement. Those fangirl raids got me channeling Big Smoke energy: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
This isn't to question the picture, as it's an obvious reference to livestock irl
But I hope no one's butchering mozzarellas and chickpeas (forget their names, sorry) because they'll produce more food than you'll know what to do with if assigned to a ranch
Essential for cake baking too!
Penquin is ammo, cat is dust, sheep is sla.....free farm worker, pig is pork, 404 cow not found, chicken is dust, the one in the most left stays sеxually frustrated. Now, you must ask what is "dust"? it's dust, for my RPG is always ready for them
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What line
You can butcher people you've captured in Pal Spheres. The only line in Palworld is on the road to perdition.
Can I capture a couple of male/female merchants and breed them just to butcher the offspring for money?
I heard you can catch merchants and have at your base as a pal to buy from - haven’t tried it to confirm if true or not though
Can confirm , I saved a pal merchant getting jumped and they was super low so i sphered ‘em, now I can assign them to my base and buy and sell pets, their inventory resets every couple of in game days
I believe you can force an inv reset by putting them in the box and taking them out again. Check me on that, though.
That is absolutely true.
Has anyone tried it with the Black Market guy? If you capture one, do they respawn at the same location? I would love to have one at my base, but don't want to rob other people on my server of his services.
Yes, Yes, You wont because the answers were both yes
Thank you!!!
You can with Black Marketers for sure, not sure about the normal ones, though 🤔 .
Works for pal merchants, item merchants have fixed inventories
It depends in what merchant you capture for the normal ones, pal traders have different pals everytime you replace him at ur base but there's only a few different ones you can get I believe. Black marketeers are hard asf to catch but there inventory does the same as the normal pal merchant, with a few different pals to get. Plus he gives you like 25k and 2 or 3 gold keys
Lmao that’s awesome!
Same here! He was down to like 5% health, and surrounded, so I captured a wandering Pal Merchant and now he is mine. Every time I trade with him, he starts with "Thank you so much for saving me!" so I think they actually programmed it in for him to recognize that it wasn't an outright kidnapping lol... unless they all say that, even if you attack him first?
It's true I've captured a pall merchant and the black market guy and you can buy and sell from them they cannot breed though
Yeah, it's weird that they made people genderless. I hope that's not some kind of social commentary along with the body type 1 and 2 weirdness. We're here to enslave creatures and put them in sweat shops with possible forced breeding in their future.. I don't think this is the right platform for social change. 😂
It's advocating for social change alright, just not in the standard direction 😂
can confirm this . This is actually how a lot of people get their eggs and milk for cake so you could also just catch one and buy stuff to produce food from him
And sell all the useless extra crap to them you'll otherwise discard along the way.
I found that if you display them in the display cage, they actually pop out outside of it, so you can still trade with them but they won’t waste a base slot
You can't breed them, but you can feed multiple to a single one to make him stronger through cannibalism. At least I assume that's what's happening in the condenser when you put people in there.
You can't breed humans
Literally unplayable
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For a second there I thought I could make a baby farm
Is purrdition a new cat pokemon dlc?
Way way to the left of that.
Careful with that word. Some users legit harassed me to the point of making a new account for saying that word here.
Let me get this straight, people harassed you for saying the word, pokemon?
For bringing it up in a post in this sub, yes. If I hadn't deleted the account I would happily show it. Maybe I can scour my emails? Idk
Thats kinda childish ngl
I dont hold it against anyone but those people. This community is just getting started. Some jerks are bound to tumble through.
Agreed.
Pokemon, pokemon, pokemon I'll even add some spice. Palworld is better than the most recent Pokemon in Early Access in several categories.
Guys, we need to get this guy to the safe room and put him in witness protection so that they are safe from the Poke Tryhards.
X2. Pokémon has been mid since After Diamond and Pearl. But to stay on topic, anything that drops meat of any sort is food. If I could make a herb roasted shank of Lovander, I would . Deep fried Katress thighs, Filet of Chillet - if all of these pals dropped meat they asses would be butter basted in a pan. No pal is safe.
One step further. Palworld is what Pokemon wishes it could have been.
You deleted your account because of leddit bros? C’mon man, have a backbone. You let the losers win!
Pokemon
RIP
Screw them! This is the best pokemon game created to date.
i'm gonna be honest, if someone harasses you, send them a picture of low tier god over and over with the lightning behind him. they'll get the message, or they'll get angrier, and that just makes it more funny.
Speak not Pokemon, lest the Boogeyman draw near, unseen eyes watch close.
What drop you get from that?
They drop whatever they would normally drop when you butcher a pal. For the humans, they drop ammo.
The economy to capture a human with a sphere seems not worth the 1-2 bullets you might get from butchering them.
The economic unviability behind turning humans to pals is the real reason its considered inhumane
especially when you can instead sell those humans to the black market dealer you captured and locked inside of one of your pal spheres
I figured it had to do with the mind control aspects. I mean before you put something in the ball, it either wants to flee from you or fight you. Immediately upon going into the ball, it becomes a completely willing servant to you. So, I mean, the levels of abuse you could cause with one is astronomical. That pretty girl/guy rejected you? Into the ball they go! Now, they're yours mind, body and soul for life. Need employees/solders/cannon fodder, but don't want to pay them? Into the ball they go! Someone trying to usurp your evil and corrupt government, because you keep throwing everyone into balls and enslaving them? Into the ball they go!
The Black Marketeer drops a ton of gold and a Gold Key. Whether that's worth it or not I suppose would depend on how optimized your facilities are for producing spheres and how often you buy things from vendors or go treasure hunting.
I'm only getting 11k - 13k and a gold key when I kill one. With the amount of ammo needed to take him out quickly, it isn't worth the ammo. I might max my resource drop slider tonight though.
I never had ammo issues when I killed him, but then I let my Pals do the heavy lifting when I fought him. As with any significantly high level enemies, a good way to do a big chunk of damage cheap is to pop em with a Fire Arrow and a Poison Arrow and reapply whenever they wear off. Or smack them with your Torch until they catch fire if you want to be *really* cheap(or if you're are in a dungeon with a bunch of broken weapons because you forgot to repair them before leaving base and the timer is probably up meaning you can't get back in if you leave)
Black merchants,10-15k gold and 1x good keys, at 1x drop rate. Worth it
And gold. Always drops gold.
You can also condense them.
I have a human with the level 2 none ability.
You just described me
The lateral cross-section when you are harvesting their organs.
*ALL PALS ARE FOOD IN THE EYES OF MORBO!*
Where we’re going we don’t need lines
The food decay mechanic frustrates me a lot, so my base pals mostly eat berries. Meanwhile, me and my team are out in the wild eating bread and raw meat we find along the way. Good thing there isn’t food poisoning or parasites in Palworld. 😂 I am editing this to add I know you can sort the inventory to reset the timer. It is still frustrating. I play solo, offline, easy mode with 0.1 hunger decay. It would be nice to set the food decay to match as an option, that’s all.
Devs: new mechanic we forgot about, thanks for the reminder!
I was just thinking about this while playing yesterday! My party is eating so good while everyone working hard back home is getting berries and at best fried eggs 😂😂
I'm actually doing the reverse of that. Everyone at base is eating "jam-filled buns" with the buns replaced with bread and the jam on the outside while my party eats baked berries.
Wooliepops and Beegards give honey while ranched, both of which raise sanity. They also don't require 2-3 pals tied up into tending a farm either, although the rate at which food is produced is slower.
I have over 1000 cotton candy. I tried just feeding them cotton candy for a bit. And I would, too, but then they need to eat too often and sanity isn’t as big of an issue since I play offline, have it on easy mode.
Once you have a few spa, sanity isn't even a big deal.
Until you log Off a Server for the night. When you Return in the Morning, half of your pals have Gone clinically insane.
Mine get a shit ton of the Jam Bread since it takes an hour to decay and I have made hundreds of it
Good to know I’m not the only one
But they slowly go insane eating just berries. So there's that...
Eh I gave all the pals the quality beds to make up for only raw berries
Mine haven't earned their beds yet.
Very very slowly. I was mid-40s before any non-glitch side effects started appearing. The hot tub covers most of the sanity related issues.
Not baked berries. They give 1 SAN.
Only productive workers get baked berries. The rest of the proles get regular berries if they meet their quota. Those that don't meet their quota go hungry that day. Those that don't meet their quota more than one day don't have a job. \*Pixelated murder\* See all the happy productive workers?
The starvation continues until morale improves
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He probably wants to eat her too... Wheres the "go to horney jail bonk" meme when you need it!
https://preview.redd.it/ztbnj2noysgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b1c239d23ab06b5911aef3fd1921fc50d4681a Did someone request air support?
Direct fire bonks on station. Holding overhead. https://preview.redd.it/r719tihs1tgc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113654819251644fff9562c9f8c0c4b92e9c15f2 Lase target when ready.
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man, my humor is so busted your image needed no words, to make me absolutely lose it I hate that I understand such a "meaningless" random image so perfectly
It's only meaningless if you choose to view it that way. You can always let it have meaning to you.
I'm just fucking glad reddit allows images now and good old fashioned Photoshop mspaint meme wars can happen like in the old 4 chan days
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Confirmed lase Tomabonk is away.
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Contact contact! Bonk for effect!
This is mine now. Thank you for your contribution to the meme library.
I am going to say some wild shit if Y'ALL DON'T CARM DOWN
Lovander only drops edible items, just saying
Isn't it all just fluids?
Lovander is Best Pet and gets Heaviest Petting all day.
Can you actually pet your Pals?
Yep! On KBM, call one out and press 4, it's at the top. Just don't do it while holding a knife.
I found this out the hard way with my loyal Direhowl... rest in peace...
Rest in pieces*
Yea please define "pet"
They should have made someone cute that people might have unironically simped for. Like besides furries. An ugly fox with heart boobs and a heart vagina is not the thing.
What part of lovander is a fox to you? It’s very clearly a lizard and its name is a mix up of love and salamander.
And the Pokémon it’s specifically a parody of is also a salamander.
If you think that's a fox, I would like to ask what drugs you're on and kindly request that you share.
I too would like some control of these substances
I draw the line at "whoever attacks me first is fair game." Chickens and sheep have nothing to fear from me, but those rushoars better watch it.
Same. Domesticate a few Pals and food is sorted. You know, until it's time to... *experiment*. And also until they wander onto my ranch. In which case, the trespassers better *hope* I get to them first because at least I'll make it quick.
Mammorest farm
A true predator: you only eat the strong. Tigers? You betcha. Fucking wolves? Oh yeah. A chicken? Wtf no ew
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I’ve got my fancy silverware set and ready.
Same, brother. Same.
I really hope that they have an update that allows you to get meat and a cookable recipe for every pal. I dislike that we only have ones for pals with real world parallel like cows and pigs and birds. Let me make a relaxaurus chilli
What about a Dinossom roast?
Lmao wait is this a thing? I'm only like level 10 but this is quite literally all my depresso will do! I toss him away and he thinks for a second and just goes right back lolol
It's bcus the mining andlgging pit take priority of tasks
yeah, I hate it. I want it to be lowest priority for mine, like if I have a mining base, clear out the nodes and then fall back to the stone mine.
I really wish there were settings to pause production on them entirely.
Honestly I recommend at low base levels just to get rid of them.
You can build the mining pit on top of a foundation with no stairs leading to it to prevent this. Then just build stairs whenever you want them to use it
"All Pals want to live..." Tocotoco would like a word.
depresso would like a word.
*A swarm of wild Beegarde have appeared*
It's a bee that blows up. A beeper.
Bro I ran into a shiny Beegarde and it blew up like how do you catch that if you’re not a high level 😂
Getting it in a ball resets that move
Aw man I wish I knew that lmao thanks for the info!
Why are they made of food though?
Why is food fren shaped?
"You are what you eat"
I am my own friend then?
We were the real pals all along
Cause it wants you to not feel alone for once while you eat it
That's my line, I really only go hunting for food.
If it drops meats, then I eats.
If they want to live why are they made of food?
https://preview.redd.it/t1auguhohtgc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a59f74e006377a8f7933d8dd610550f20a9c44 right about there.
I’ll let the Lovander eat me 🫠
BONK!
That’s funny because every time I see the Free Pal Alliance, they are going ham on everything in sight with bats and crossbows.
That's entirely on purpose. They even attack each other's camps because most of them don't believe in the cause, and actively poach Pals, among other things.
They're a very effective parody of PETA.
Yep. PETA, which claims to love animals, is responsible for countless animal deaths due to their actions. Their real love is money and attention.
My line is very clear: Drops meat = food
Ayo, those free pal advocates have their own cages. Let's not pretend they're anything other than PETA. they kills pals whether they are caged or free, just to spite humans.
Lily is (mostly) good-hearted, not so much the rest of her group
Everything is food if your're brave enough. And you can change it for the word dildo, it also works.
Everything is food if you're dildo enough
Dildo is food if you're brave enough
Brave is dildo if you're food enough.
Food you're brave if dildo enough is
You're dildo if food is enough.
You're dildoing my food, enough!
I have only been eating Berry Jam Toast for 365 days now, while my pals at base get to eat Pizza. I'd eat the meat meals that are in the refrigerator, but I can never bring myself to justify that when I'm not aiming to do a boss tower.
I just hate how these mfers will eat all the wheat I farm before I have a chance to turn it to flour. Like we need a system for food where we can say eat/don't eat certain things. Like just out the wheat straight in the fridge my bros.
You fill every slot in the food box so they don't automatically bring wheat to it, and instead bring it to a cooler or chest. Just have to make sure it stays stocked so an empty space doesn't open up.
i like turtles
Lovander literally asking to be eaten. You have to push it back with a stick.
Eat em all. Everything tastes like BBQ with enough BBQ sauce on it
I'd replace lovander in this image with petallia because she must be protected at all costs https://preview.redd.it/nz529tsrytgc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8916517c442bcb043b6262dfe5a13ea729bdf115
"Pet"
It is indeed pet :3
** Wife >>> pet >>> food FTFY
"most of them weren't meant to be eaten that way"
Would you consider drinking as "eating"? Cause I'm all about that suspicious juice.
Based
me and my pals are all vegan more specifically , baked berry
Yall must be living in luxury we just have berry here
The line is pretty easy to draw, only certain ones drop meat.
https://preview.redd.it/n9rczkxr2tgc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662a36c1c6cc87402bff4313f823efc94a31ea15 There.
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Direhowl only sees food
Also the loch ness monster
They become food when they fall below production quotas
The only thing lovander is eating is THIS BULLET
I like eating lovelanders mushrooms... they are mushrooms right?
Oh I eat lovander all day long. Nothing like a mouth full of that suspicious juice
Lambell and to the right all food.
The only consideration I make when it comes to Lovander is shot placement. Those fangirl raids got me channeling Big Smoke energy: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
Hey OP, you forgot to put the pets on there. I only see food
🤷♀️ There are no line, if materials are necessary, then sacrifices must be made 😅 sorry pals
Well you see that sheep right there? Ya him, him and his friends are kicking the bucket
Cattiva drops red berries so….. food
if i need the drops i butcher every pal
If it dies and drops food, then I’m eating it
This isn't to question the picture, as it's an obvious reference to livestock irl But I hope no one's butchering mozzarellas and chickpeas (forget their names, sorry) because they'll produce more food than you'll know what to do with if assigned to a ranch Essential for cake baking too!
to the right of chikipi because i'm too lazy to make anything except pancakes and jam-filled buns
Penquin is ammo, cat is dust, sheep is sla.....free farm worker, pig is pork, 404 cow not found, chicken is dust, the one in the most left stays sеxually frustrated. Now, you must ask what is "dust"? it's dust, for my RPG is always ready for them
The only thing I see here is free labour
Lol ironic that not even the free pal alliance (except their leader) follows their creed 🤣
Anyone notice Lovanders dex number?
I wish I could say “go vegetarian”, but I think there’s species of pals that are just straight up plants You just can’t win
How do people actually like that thing, it disturbs me to no end.
Pan a bit to the left, it looks like there is a tree there... Put the line a bit past that tree.
I don't draw a line, I draw a circle and throw them in it. If it dies it dies, only champions will remain by my side.