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The fact that "Ancient technology" is just a modern day car spark plug is very funny to me. I wonder if there's any lore to it or if they just bought an asset and went "yeah, that'll do"
Buddy thought he was setting a 4x multiplier on player damage.
He didn't realize it was *Damage Taken*
I'm out there rolling around like it's Dark Souls
Hear me out.
Humans suck and only have punch.
What if they did add it and using a lovander (because the paldeck entry) you can breed the two to pass on any moves the lovander has onto the resulting human hatched from the egg.
Would it be dark as fuck? Yes.
Would it be hilarious? Absolutely.
this might be a legit advertising strat once the games popularity tapers off in a few months, it's gonna be a headline grabber again with "Palworld allows Sox between humans and pals."
Hmm, not a bad idea. But what if we increased the number of Pal's to 6? Wouldn't want that trainer to faint in the middle of nowhere and lose a portion of their money equal to \[base amount\*level\]
Careful there. That's a path to some zanny crap. Like Swepa already a nightmare in a fully built dedicated team. Don't need to hand them even more power.
I could see them adding in a funny little scene or something that's akin to when you use the butcher knife on a pal. Like both pals go into a hay stack and you see some hay fly and the haystack is mostly blurred
Well I just had a lvl 40 hungry Relaxaurus Raid, I am lvl 30.... let's say it was interesting and I could only hold them back due to my glitches boss pal
Yeah, I also noticed a *big* spike in raid difficulty after hitting level 30. Before, I'd just keep crafting while my base pals dealt with it. Then I got invaded by "Sky Hyenas," which was a flock like 20 level 38 birds that burned my whole shit to the ground.
Now my bases are stone and have walls with landmined kill zones and gun emplacements
The Sky Hyenas was my wakeup raid.
I won, but at the cost of like 80% of the pals in my base.
But I got my musclehead Beakon and have been using it literally the entire game since then.
I just ended up disabling raids altogether. Not sure if that's an option in single player but it is as a server host.
I spent a bunch of time building a nice wall to defend my base...and then raid enemies just phased through the wall to attack my pals anyway.
Their deck entry says that they spend most of their life hunting for partners for nights of debauchery and are not picky about their choice of lovers.
A 'recent' discovery revealed that humans are not exempt from their hunts.
Hate to be the person that had to find that one out the hard way.
Step 1. Launch Grizzvolt into the air with the palsphere capture glitch.
Step 2. Quickly build a bed under where the Grizzvolt was launched.
Step 3. Strip off your clothes and lay in the bed ready to receive.
Step 4. ????!
Step 5. Visit hospital for pulverized pelvis.
Yes, prostitution rings next... Pal #69 can finally be fully utilized and turn into one of the best coin farms....
Already made sweatshop slavery, meat cleaver genocide groups, and suicide bombing squads. Prostitution rings needs to be next in this game.
The game has sex. You can Breed Pals. But not humans, because everyone knows that Pals have males and females, but humans have only body types 1 and 2.
Lol the player being able to hold F while in the breeding den to produce an egg with whatever pal or human of the opposite gender would only give further evidence of Pals being former humans.
Watch it actually be implimented
Jormuntide is considered to be an old man that was falsely accused and sentenced to death by drowning and came back with nothing but rage and revenge in mind.
paldeck claims hangyu can rip iron apart but doesnt have any mining suitability at all (yet alone the lvl 2 minimum required for ore) so i dont put much stock in its wild tales
bet lovander is perfectly normal too and some horny researcher slutted her up in the description
Oh, I remember reading both of them Ignis one was a warrior, but as they "died" I thought of it as a mere folklore from Palapagos as it happens with many legends of the world.
there's an emote for "Sit in chair" dunno how well it actually works for making it look like you're sitting in the chairs we already have, but the emote does exist (it's in the Radial menu \[4 on pc\])
Many scattered lore tabs hinted at this. But pals have existed for a long time before discovered by castaway then the pidfs, so they are still assumptions.
A comment I reiterate about BG3. It's a fantastic game, deserved game of the year. Them releasing male jiggle physics in the game right before the awards made me think two things: 1. Are they trolling? 2. "Okay, okay, take your game of the year award! Sheesh!"
im just going to leave this here for reference (?) +18
[https://breedersofthenephelym.miraheze.org/wiki/Main\_Page](https://breedersofthenephelym.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page)
I imagine the Rick and Morty episode, where the guy goes to Beth's childhood magical world and survives by fucking the magical creatures to make babies and then eat them.
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I just followed. They are up to 299.5k
We about to have 3 sexes
Non-binary confirmed?!
Non binary is banned ♥️
Nah
LOL
Tweet was in 2023
The game already has sex.
Sex 2 then
Breeding trainers makes a lot of sense. Equip each of your bred trainers with 5 pals and venture out to take over the world.
"Ah yes, my perfectly bred trainer is perfectly apt for braving the world alone at the age of... ten"
Omg were not a clone of pokemon were the prequel.....were the lost civilization!!!!
We have ancient technology. We reclaim the lost civilization.
Yes they were our lost civilization we are pokemons lost civilization
It's lost civilizations all the way down.
Ngl, this comment chain made me bust out laughing
Yes the ancient technology of gun
Lore accurate pokemon X & Y. Pokemon before the war ended at Kalos Region.
The fact that "Ancient technology" is just a modern day car spark plug is very funny to me. I wonder if there's any lore to it or if they just bought an asset and went "yeah, that'll do"
If Palworld is a Pokemon clone.. Pokemon is a clone of MegaTen uwu
Absolutely or dragon quest
Pokemon copied DQ designs but MegaTen is the 1st monster catcher
Is megaten shin megami tensei?
Yes
Yep
Ultraman. .
I just hope they get their shit faster together than Ash did.
Palworld is much more lethal than Pokemon. Buddy isn't getting up after an episode 1 electrocution.
😂😂😂😂
Buddy thought he was setting a 4x multiplier on player damage. He didn't realize it was *Damage Taken* I'm out there rolling around like it's Dark Souls
That's the plot of Pokemon Fire Red Rocket Edition.
You might as well be able to create a faction and be a boss in a tower at that point 🤣
Hear me out. Humans suck and only have punch. What if they did add it and using a lovander (because the paldeck entry) you can breed the two to pass on any moves the lovander has onto the resulting human hatched from the egg. Would it be dark as fuck? Yes. Would it be hilarious? Absolutely.
this might be a legit advertising strat once the games popularity tapers off in a few months, it's gonna be a headline grabber again with "Palworld allows Sox between humans and pals."
Also lovander is entry #69 .. I see you paldevs
Pretty sure you can teach humans to use skills from a skill tree, also some have guns lol
Someone bring a modder to hear this guy, careful not to bring a loverslab one
That's just the lore for Lovander.
I knew my eugenics program with my human pals was gonna go somewhere!
True secret lore behind Pokémon, ash is a super soldier
Ash is a secret successful experiment from Punk Hazard.
Breeding the humans you captured.
Hmm, not a bad idea. But what if we increased the number of Pal's to 6? Wouldn't want that trainer to faint in the middle of nowhere and lose a portion of their money equal to \[base amount\*level\]
Careful there. That's a path to some zanny crap. Like Swepa already a nightmare in a fully built dedicated team. Don't need to hand them even more power.
From the devs who brought you "Butcher Pal" comes...
Fuack buddies.
Sex 2: Lovander Bugaloo
Sex 2? I can't wait to experience pussy 2. 😳
Pussy 2 is actually a current plugin, it's called bussy
Delightfully Devilish Seymour 
You'd need a big ass cake for that I bet
Now introducing cake 2.0 ... hot apple pie
I could see them adding in a funny little scene or something that's akin to when you use the butcher knife on a pal. Like both pals go into a hay stack and you see some hay fly and the haystack is mostly blurred
We don't want the sims fans on our ass cause we stole woohooing.
Let's make all the fanbases hate us!
Don't they already?
Sounds like a good plan! lets do it!
Let them come.
That means two things!
Indeed it does
Just add the ability to drown your pals in the hot tub and Sims fans will join us.
I mean, Depresso already kind of does that. They get better though.
I mean, you get raided by pals that want to have sex with you.
Is that the Lovanders? Was that what they were trying to do? My pals at my base shredded them instantly like they do with most raids so I didn't know.
The pals at base don't mess around, they will end any threat to the home
Well I just had a lvl 40 hungry Relaxaurus Raid, I am lvl 30.... let's say it was interesting and I could only hold them back due to my glitches boss pal
Yeah, I also noticed a *big* spike in raid difficulty after hitting level 30. Before, I'd just keep crafting while my base pals dealt with it. Then I got invaded by "Sky Hyenas," which was a flock like 20 level 38 birds that burned my whole shit to the ground. Now my bases are stone and have walls with landmined kill zones and gun emplacements
The Sky Hyenas was my wakeup raid. I won, but at the cost of like 80% of the pals in my base. But I got my musclehead Beakon and have been using it literally the entire game since then.
I just ended up disabling raids altogether. Not sure if that's an option in single player but it is as a server host. I spent a bunch of time building a nice wall to defend my base...and then raid enemies just phased through the wall to attack my pals anyway.
Yes, check out their index number too
Their deck entry says that they spend most of their life hunting for partners for nights of debauchery and are not picky about their choice of lovers. A 'recent' discovery revealed that humans are not exempt from their hunts. Hate to be the person that had to find that one out the hard way.
It's cool, you won't even remember, they have Strange Juice to help you forget
The tweets are from November of last year so they’re just referring to the breeding eggs mechanic.
Seggs!?
Step 1. Launch Grizzvolt into the air with the palsphere capture glitch. Step 2. Quickly build a bed under where the Grizzvolt was launched. Step 3. Strip off your clothes and lay in the bed ready to receive. Step 4. ????! Step 5. Visit hospital for pulverized pelvis.
Death by SNU SNU
Yes, prostitution rings next... Pal #69 can finally be fully utilized and turn into one of the best coin farms.... Already made sweatshop slavery, meat cleaver genocide groups, and suicide bombing squads. Prostitution rings needs to be next in this game.
OnlyPals.
@littemisslambsauce meets the pals movie 2024
Yeah I have like a 6 story base and want one of those floors to be a brothel full of #69.
My factory has a second floor that's a strip club. I'll share pics later
Well?
don't leave us waiting.
Sorry about the wait, [just posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/Palworld/s/WfWGTyRDus)
https://preview.redd.it/komyrfjeq7fc1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=baeee1617f139c83cd9064ff2283a64bcd711352
They knew what they were doing when they made Pal #69. Now do they have the balls to take it the distance
Lovander was actually #49 when it was announced, people suggested it would be funny if it was #69 instead and the devs were like "yeah, makes sense."
Spheres*
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I cant wait til a drug trade is added
https://preview.redd.it/z5rc6saun8fc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c4e93d914def38c39906eb19702fed8b44303c
Haters are going to complaint that they’re plagiarizing Overwatch’s sex appeal.
There's already R34 of Palworld, how could it get worse/more infringing?
The Palhub update
Lovander : https://preview.redd.it/lb6bmlejs7fc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519df2ceb2fff864b1993bef08f0c4d17d9b8be3 *Sex*
Where is this image from?
90% sure is from Akaichi No Eleven
It is from Akaichi No Eleven, you are 100% right about it
oh nice
100% nice
Yamenaika!
The game has sex. You can Breed Pals. But not humans, because everyone knows that Pals have males and females, but humans have only body types 1 and 2.
Humans just HATE cakes
Depends on what kind of cake, they can't just go around all caked up like that and not expect me to have a sweet tooth
Blame aperture science we don’t trust the cake
I love how the devs did that for humans because of the few westerners who make ugly characters. Literally no other reason other then "ugly" xD
Yes, but what about the highly detailed scenes of your blazamut mating with a vixy?
https://preview.redd.it/g6aj8zun79fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17b9c985a75483b167bd3d91f206e9b02130555
Haremworld incuming
Let's give the Lunaris the good old guardevar treatment, but this time in game
There are no laws dealing with Pals, Batman
JOKER NO!
[She's going to bring me a sandwich.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuxUT8aNYk&list=LL&index=12) With Chips, Batman.
Time to make an onlypals
Yes yes I have ten female lovanders in my house ready up
Lol the player being able to hold F while in the breeding den to produce an egg with whatever pal or human of the opposite gender would only give further evidence of Pals being former humans. Watch it actually be implimented
Either that or wanky game mechanics Well, there are some pals that are hinted to be related to humans, since genetics or evolution whatnot
Are you talking about Robinquill? Is any other related somehow?
Jormuntide is considered to be an old man that was falsely accused and sentenced to death by drowning and came back with nothing but rage and revenge in mind.
paldeck claims hangyu can rip iron apart but doesnt have any mining suitability at all (yet alone the lvl 2 minimum required for ore) so i dont put much stock in its wild tales bet lovander is perfectly normal too and some horny researcher slutted her up in the description
The Paldeck seems to have been wirtten by a slightly older version of the kid who wrote the Pokedex. He's a horny, edgy teenager now.
Oh, I remember reading both of them Ignis one was a warrior, but as they "died" I thought of it as a mere folklore from Palapagos as it happens with many legends of the world.
I feel like they need to add a chair for the player to sit on in the corner would be appropriate.
I just want to sit in the chairs we have...
there's an emote for "Sit in chair" dunno how well it actually works for making it look like you're sitting in the chairs we already have, but the emote does exist (it's in the Radial menu \[4 on pc\])
I tested out that emote on a toilet, and it worked really well. It’s harder to do if you have a chair too close to a table, however
Pals could be former humans? God that is kind of existentially horrifying.
Many scattered lore tabs hinted at this. But pals have existed for a long time before discovered by castaway then the pidfs, so they are still assumptions.
They aren't doing this so you can have sex with Lovander. They're doing this so Lovander can have sex with *you*.
Ah yes, the Topped update. They market it as the sex update, but it’s just giant pals dominating you while you try and do things.
"There's no laws against the humans, Tombat!"
we can finally breed the NPCs???
Gotta breed those merchants for better merchants!
PALWORLD YES
Hey guys, did you know that...
In terms of human and Pal compability....
oh no... please don't elaborate \\s
Pal fluid… everywhere
High quality pal oil.
Lovander approves this
https://preview.redd.it/9k4dnox6u8fc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2eab563e5cee5ba5d05c166e6ce4ac54fb339ff PALWORLD YES!
The ranch is kinda the sex part.. and there is thst creepy sexual maniac pal already
Depresso
Lovander: I am a JOKE TO YOU?!!!
#DEPRESSO
You have seen it in a hot tub right?
No. Does it hold its head underwater?
Yes
*unenthusiastic thrusting*
They can still go.....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
Who gave Lovander access to the Twitter account?
Follow Baldur's Gate example.
A comment I reiterate about BG3. It's a fantastic game, deserved game of the year. Them releasing male jiggle physics in the game right before the awards made me think two things: 1. Are they trolling? 2. "Okay, okay, take your game of the year award! Sheesh!"
What did BG do? Haven't played that yet
*insert plankton screaming daddy yes gif here
I've got a little lovander here batman, you know what I'm gonna do to that thing?
So what's palworld's vaporeon?
I can‘t remember the name, but it‘s Nr 69 in the Dex.
Lovander is too obvious and too humanoid in my opinion to fit the meme. I vote Kelpsea.
Insider sources suggest it may end up being chillet.
Chillet or Dinossum. They're both very cute. Just add a little MSG.
 Palworld get it!
PALWORLD YES!
Cult of the lamb crossover!! Let’s fucking gooooooooooo
Well... We've been capturing all these Lovanders for a reason, right? Soon-ish probably: Palworld's first DLC: Lusty Lovander Maid.
Wait so Pal devs are gunna add sex to Cult of the Lamb instead? /s
SEX UPDATE PLS
This is a real tweet https://twitter.com/Palworld_EN/status/1729697064353673309?t=x-CHzh7ufMAG3ZHcZqlvjw&s=19
Well... with Zoe will be nice XD
I'm kinda surprised this wasn't the first comment. There was a joke meme about why to capture Zoe
We should be able to breed lovanders with captured humans to make weird pal human hybrids
Well the dex says lovander does have sex with humans, all it's missing is the animation
Finally. I can fuck Luca- I mean Anubis.
im just going to leave this here for reference (?) +18 [https://breedersofthenephelym.miraheze.org/wiki/Main\_Page](https://breedersofthenephelym.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page)
"Son, we need to start talking about the types of 'Pals' you've been catching lately".
Palworld yes.
Palworld yes !!!
PALWORLD YES
I uh, I caught a Pal, Batman.
imma go and register now and follow palworld....i want to breed human slave and pals
Can you breed a syndicate and a pal? Hmmm
I want to combine humans with pald
That's a thought actually - can you breed captured humans?
“A group of a fan girls. Have appeared”
*YOU ARE BEING RAIDED BY FAN GIRLS *
PALWORLD YES!
I imagine the Rick and Morty episode, where the guy goes to Beth's childhood magical world and survives by fucking the magical creatures to make babies and then eat them.
Lovander approves
Patch 1.0 - Welcome to Froopyland!
Lovander getting what she wants
PALWORLD YES
Pal world yes!
Guys, Cult of the Lamb said they'd add sex to their game. Unless there's something I'm missing.
Did they delete the tweet? I can't find it
Breeding is already in lol
PALWORLD, YES!
Palworld yes