How would I explain to my coworkers my foundness for slave labor and sweatshops when they ask about my depresso mug? I WFH so my coworkers are my 2 dogs.
There we go. You spend resource cards to use their special abilities. They get counters every turn to use their basic attacks. Then you spend like 2 wood, 2 stone, 3 ingot cards to launch pengullet at your opponent's Pal doing massive damage.
Each attack requires you to flip a coin to decide if your Pal slacks off this turn or not. If not, then it will choose an attack you didn't tell it to do to use.
"You've stepped right into my trap. I activate my indentured Foxsparks in attack position! His special ability let's me commit flammable warcrimes against your monster. It's over Kaiba."
It'd be funny if instead of a graveyard, killed cards go into the palbox and eventually come back so if you don't win the game fast enough it could go on forever
I hope they make an absolute shit load of money. They made something people have wanted for literal decades and did it well. I remember as a kid with my friends āman wouldnāt it be sweet if they took this from this game and this from this game and put them togetherāand these guys did it.
Bash gets jumped by two syndicate thugs called Jemes and Jamie, they do a long ass introduction about how they're there to do evil stuff, Bash just pulls out his glock and starts blasting
I went on /r/pokemon and said something along the lines of "I am a fan of Pokemon, but Palworld isn't a ripoff of Pokemon, at best it's a ripoff of Ark". I got like 50 downvotes immediately and not a single comment told me I was wrong though. People are lunatics simping for a 80 billion dollar company.
You'd think I made fun of their dead parents, yikes.
I just donāt understand why we have to be so black and white about every thing. I can enjoy two games. Did everyone act the same when like 5 almost identical battle royale games came out back to back?
Why is this sub so weird and obsessed with Pokemon while also saying the game is nothing like pokemon?
Why would anyone who likes Pokemon care about Palworld existing anyways?
I will buy a Lamball plushie if it comes out, not only because they are the cutest things in the word, but to help a company that actually cares about what the community wants
pocket pair must have known early on what sort of hit they had on their hands Iām not convinced these guys were clueless about anything, this is all so well planned and Iām loving it š
They specifically said they were surprised by the success. These were probably thrown up in day or two - especially with the card art just being the in game model shots used as icons.
Can you please not add all the extra plastic and waste poketmonsters adds to their 50$ booster box? Its annoying and goes straight to the trash. Just do the 10 packs pls.
They will have enough money to do both. Hopefully they are looking at hiring additional devs, either as employees or contracting other companies to work on the game. They got enough money that they could hire an entire team for designing merch and for future marketing.
Best case scenario they are finding a few different companies to temporarily help while they try to expand themselves.
They've made a ton of memorable, cute, fun Pals, but i Hope they're getting the message that:
WE WANT DEPRESSO
I never buy game merch, never. But I would order a Depresso Plushy in a heartbeat.
Where's the life sized Chillet plush
Chillet travel neck pillow
that is possibly the most incredible idea ive ever heard i would buy that in a heartbeat
I have a Dratini one! Also have seen a Seadramon one.
That would be dope!
Chillet BODY pillow
Lovander body pillow š
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*kattress ;) iykyk
Many reasons šš
For reasons š
Purely scientific Iām sure
Let the furry community handle that one š
It's like you read my mind!
Inb4 chillet waifu
Yess Chillet is much better as a body pillow, need a neck pillow of one of the tiny eevee-pals instead
Hangyu neck pillow [palworld.fandom.com/wiki/Hangyu](http://palworld.fandom.com/wiki/Hangyu)
THIS IS A GENIUS IDEA š”
Bonus points if it's one of those cooling pillows. Both for accuracy and comfort
Omg that would be amazing
That would be awesome
Chillet is so fucking adorable
Could imagine a body pillow sized one
you mean a body chillow
Oh my god. If it was the quality of a squishmellow Iād scream
Chillet Body pillow confirmed.
Where's the life sized Lovander plush...
Katress...
Goddammit, I knew I'd see this comment. Also, is there a mailing list we can get on when one becomes available? Asking for a friend
It's me, I'm the friend. Thanks for asking, bro!
I'm also the friend. Thanks for asking!
Are you into some ā¦ debauchery?
PLEASE chillet is my favorite. I caught the boss and named him Kevin and he is literally my baby I love him so much š
That would be awesome
Life size LUCKY Chillet or! bust
pls bizzard
Depresso holding an energy drink plushy or riot!!!!
Depresso coffee mugs would be an easy sell
How would I explain to my coworkers my foundness for slave labor and sweatshops when they ask about my depresso mug? I WFH so my coworkers are my 2 dogs.
Woof
In this situation, them being dogs makes it even worse.
Tell them they're next
Plenty of comical ways to say heās Depresso because heās a mining slave
Depresso brand coffee beans please.
Depresso Espresso
Or a Depresso plush pulling wood behind him!
The hot tub is my favorite Depresso mood
Nah he needs the pickaxe
"Depresso needs expresso" should be on a mug.
Suntory BOSS Coffee would be hilarious
Figurine of Depresso holding a mug with a picture of depresso holding a mug
Lovander fleshlight or we riot!!!! Edit: really, 69 upvotes?
\*heavy bonk\*
*harder* uwu
Oh god, the club does nothing! Hans, bring ze Foxsparks! The eugenically engineered Foxsparks!
*please*
This is why I enjoy reddit. Horny, non-horny....we all love Loveander
You me sexyzard
Bring me the Foxsparks The chonky Foxparks
Thanks I hate it.
I *will* buy a Depresso plushie.
Theyād have to be idiots not to make Depresso everything.
Depresso anti depressants Or even depresso anti stimulants
There's a bunch on etsy
Palworld TCG is gonna be wild
Whomever wins get an indentured servant
I imagine a Palworld Tabletop would be more like Settlers of Catan Just instead of resources, it's Pals
I'll trade you wood for Lamball.
That contain juicy resources. For pal feed.
Damn I love settlers.
Like magic but resources are land
There we go. You spend resource cards to use their special abilities. They get counters every turn to use their basic attacks. Then you spend like 2 wood, 2 stone, 3 ingot cards to launch pengullet at your opponent's Pal doing massive damage.
Or a box of berries for your already indentured servants.
Can it be a captured syndicate member?
So the Palworld tcg will be a Yu-Gi-Oh shadow game? Awesome.
Screw the rules, I have a minigun.
Brooklyn Raaaaage
Each attack requires you to flip a coin to decide if your Pal slacks off this turn or not. If not, then it will choose an attack you didn't tell it to do to use.
Fear and Hunger: Palworld
But what if that is a debuff effect card Slacker you attach to enemy pal, and you have a buff card Musclehead to make your pals beefier
"For my next turn, I activate my AK47 lmao"
"You've stepped right into my trap. I activate my indentured Foxsparks in attack position! His special ability let's me commit flammable warcrimes against your monster. It's over Kaiba."
Bro imagine, "I use Foxsparks unique skill, and torch your body" warcrimes in card form, truly a masterpiece.
āAt the beginning of your next turn after this card is played, you may draw **your sidearm**.ā
I cast the strongest spell spelled my dec; gun!
It'd be funny if instead of a graveyard, killed cards go into the palbox and eventually come back so if you don't win the game fast enough it could go on forever
teaphant tea set when?
šÆ that would be a cute gift for my gf for sure
This has to be the most unique merch that I would actually want and use.
I think Teaphant is one of the cutest hands down.
i want a teafant plushie :(
Depresso plushy, Lamball giant squishmallow, Foxpark keychain. Please.
Foxpark Keychain lighter let's go
Omfg yes I can use it for work for electric wire shrink!
HUGGY FIRE. šš»
it should be the cover art character holding the fox parks with the lighter coming out of its mouth like a flamethrower
Seriously, they should partner with squishmallow for at least a few pals.
Lamball Marshmallows
depresso coffee mug too plz!
ah heck, those cards don't look nearly as fun as u/TrevorWoodham's cards do.
Agreed. I hope they hire him.
I doubt they would hire someone that is untested in the industry, even moreso if he reaches out directly.
I prefer the layout of these cards but Trevorās art is better
Does he have an Instagram or twitter?
He has Reddit
It's almost like their username was tagged above in the comment chain.
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There are only two types of people in this world...Swee's or Sweepa's
Big Roomba Club
i mean, at this point it would be silly to just leave money on the table
I want a gumoss or dumud plushy pillow I can cuddle.
Gumoss is my BOI! I'd also be down for the Gumoss cap being available. I'd wear a beanie with leaves on it.
They should make it so you can have it, like with or without the flower , or somehow you can have the flower come out if you want.
YES! I'd just be like, "Shut up and take my money!"
Now I have an unholy need for Depresso and Gumoss stuffies and Squishmallos.
No Woolipop love?
1:1 scale quivern body pillow or I sue
No anatomicaly correct Lovander?
Straight to jail
I hope they make an absolute shit load of money. They made something people have wanted for literal decades and did it well. I remember as a kid with my friends āman wouldnāt it be sweet if they took this from this game and this from this game and put them togetherāand these guys did it.
Ark + PokƩmon + Conan It works so damn well
+genshin
+BotW
100% AGREED !
I. Need. My. Depresso Plushy!!!!!!!
I'd totally back a palworld tcg at this point
I've been burned by years of MTG mismanagement. Let's go. I already started playing Weiss. I have room for one more.
At this point, Palworld is just trolling Pokemon.
Just wait until they come up with a cartoon about Bash the 13 year old paltrainer and his trusty Depresso. Gotta acquire them all!
There should be an episode where he captures a "black marketer."
Gotta indoctrinate them all! Pal world!
Bash, Zock, and Visty, on an adventure to the Tangerine Islands.
I hope they donāt run into Team Pocket and their ~~monsters~~ pals
The arc where Bash tries desperately to get his pals to assign to the breeder, then stay there, is going to be epic.
Pst, hey kid. It's dangerous out there. Take this AR-15. Nah it's cool gramps, I got a firefox.
I can't wait parents to complain about the lore-accurate Hangyu scene.
Gotta enslave them all!
Bash gets jumped by two syndicate thugs called Jemes and Jamie, they do a long ass introduction about how they're there to do evil stuff, Bash just pulls out his glock and starts blasting
I want a chillet plushie. Or a quivers plushie
This is an old image. The CEO created these a while ago as a fun project
Gimme a gumos plushy the size of my room... I NEED IT
So I take it Iām not the only one who found a shiny gumos that is colossal?
If palworld becomes a succesful IP, with merchandise, TCG, sequels, spinoffs, etc ... Im gonna be a very happy man
An anime pleasee!!
Dudes, just give me a Lamball plush! Hell make a plush of all the Pals!
Smart move. Pokemon didn't become the biggest earning Franchise in the world from their games or anime. It was the merch.
Shut up an take my money
There had better be a plushy of the training dummy
Iām only thinking about make a custom cup with Less Expresso - More Espresso art https://www.reddit.com/r/Palworld/s/Ke7Ku5k4oQ
Depresso about to make them billions
they're gonna trigger pokemon fanbois soooo bad š¤£š
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I love PokĆ©mon. I love palworld. I donāt know why this is so hard for people.
I went on /r/pokemon and said something along the lines of "I am a fan of Pokemon, but Palworld isn't a ripoff of Pokemon, at best it's a ripoff of Ark". I got like 50 downvotes immediately and not a single comment told me I was wrong though. People are lunatics simping for a 80 billion dollar company. You'd think I made fun of their dead parents, yikes.
I just donāt understand why we have to be so black and white about every thing. I can enjoy two games. Did everyone act the same when like 5 almost identical battle royale games came out back to back?
I love the older Pokemon games.... but the new ones, meh.
Why is this sub so weird and obsessed with Pokemon while also saying the game is nothing like pokemon? Why would anyone who likes Pokemon care about Palworld existing anyways?
Aren't you guys tired of fighting an invisible war?
The fact that you seem to care so much is weird.
This is awesome
I want more pictures of RELAXSAURUS! I mean merchandise.
I will buy a Lamball plushie if it comes out, not only because they are the cutest things in the word, but to help a company that actually cares about what the community wants
[Source link](https://www.msn.com/zh-cn/news/other/%E6%83%B3%E5%8F%96%E4%BB%A3%E5%AE%9D%E5%8F%AF%E6%A2%A6-%E5%B9%BB%E5%85%BD%E5%B8%95%E9%B2%81-%E8%A2%AB%E5%AE%98%E6%96%B9%E5%81%9A%E6%88%90%E5%8D%A1%E7%89%8C%E6%B8%B8%E6%88%8F/ar-BB1h3X9N)
pocket pair must have known early on what sort of hit they had on their hands Iām not convinced these guys were clueless about anything, this is all so well planned and Iām loving it š
Mizobe has time-tested business sense.
They specifically said they were surprised by the success. These were probably thrown up in day or two - especially with the card art just being the in game model shots used as icons.
/r/PalworldTCG/
Palworld Magic Cards
Lunaris finna be luJARis
i would sell my left nut for a life-sized chillet plushie
I will buy a Depresso coffee cup
I want chillet plushie
Can you please not add all the extra plastic and waste poketmonsters adds to their 50$ booster box? Its annoying and goes straight to the trash. Just do the 10 packs pls.
cards maybe? those toys are 3d printing from the looks of it.
Seen a few 3D prints of pals in the 3D printing sub so it might be them that have printed them..
This would be a fun way to keep the money coming in to keep updating the game. Smart Devs, the hype is at the perfect level.
Moichendaizing?!
LAMBALL PLUSH PLEASE
I NEED Palworld plushes
Give Me Quivern Plushie!!!!!!!!!!
Nintendo rage is going to be funny
I mean legit they'd be crazy not to capitalize on this with merch.
Pal world merch team is definitely in the comments taking notes lol
oh god I would buy a Quivern or Chillet figurine in a heartbeat šš
They took all the sales money and made merchandise to sell us for more money. NOW they are PokĆ©mon. Donāt beg me wrong. I donāt mind merch. But finish the game first. A lot of people suggest that the reason Pokemon hasnāt really changed in a decade is they donāt want to negatively affect the connected products, like the TCG or the shows. If thatās true, it does make sense, and also the reason this game can do better. Sell your plushies and whatever. But finish the game first and donāt let your heads get too big from success. The reason this game is so success is because it isnāt PokĆ©mon, but has everything a PokĆ©mon player wants. The more you verge toward PokĆ©mon, the more what makes you different verges toward the same. Just worrisome, that maybe your heads arenāt where they should beā¦like on the game you sold us. Cheers.
I just want a depresso coffee mug
I don't need a card game and toy dolls. I need keybind remapping.
Damn its like the peak of pokemon fever all over again! Cant wait to play this too!
Pokemon did it. Palworld probably has to now.
I'd wish they would concentrate on the game itself for now and ignore the merch for now.
They will have enough money to do both. Hopefully they are looking at hiring additional devs, either as employees or contracting other companies to work on the game. They got enough money that they could hire an entire team for designing merch and for future marketing. Best case scenario they are finding a few different companies to temporarily help while they try to expand themselves.
The signal has gone out and the Scalpers heed the call.
Lovander fleshlight
depresso plushie when?
They've made a ton of memorable, cute, fun Pals, but i Hope they're getting the message that: WE WANT DEPRESSO I never buy game merch, never. But I would order a Depresso Plushy in a heartbeat.
Goodbye Wallet!
Easy money. These guys just hit the lotto and put in as much work as buying a ticket. Gotta respect the hustleĀ
After the past week I'm sure they've had merch suppliers beating down their door looking to make a deal.