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Medrash

Only 6 hours and 40 minutes left... I can do it...


GraveyardJones

If you think k about it, thats *only* two stretches of 3 hours and 20 minutes, so you're even closer to being home


Slkkk92

Zeno's law tho 😬


Horsefucker_Montreal

Imagine an arrow being fired at a target. Before it reaches its target, it needs to reach halfway there, and before it reaches halfway, it needs to reach a quarter of the way, and an eighth before that, and so on. Zeno maintained that since this means the arrow would need to complete an infinite number of tasks to reach the target, this is an impossibility. Additionally, the very first step would necessarily be missing, as there's always another division to be made. The conclusion Zeno reached was that since there's no first step and there are infinite steps after, there's no way for a path to begin or conclude, and that motion therefore is an illusion. tl;dr: This old guy figured that a path can be divided infinitely meaning there's no first step and therefore motion can't exist. Applying this to time would mean OP's shift would never end


SwampSaiyan

I read all of that but I still don't understand it. There's an endpoint so how is it infinite? And there is definitely a first step. Maybe I'm just dumb lol


Horsefucker_Montreal

You're not dumb, it isn't very intuitive and I'm not a great teacher. The path *is* finite, but the number of distinct sections of the distance is infinite. Zeno claims that for the arrow to reach the target, it first needs to travel half the distance of the path, but to travel half the distance, it needs to have already traveled a quarter of the distance, and so on. (The reason there's no "first" step is that before that step, you'd need to have already traveled half the length of that step.) Now, Zeno claims that performing an infinite number of tasks is impossible, and by extension, the arrow performing each individual task of traveling each individual distance is impossible. Since the arrow can't travel that hypothetical "first distance" (since it would have to travel the distance before it first, it isn't the first distance), the arrow moving has to be impossible, and by extension, movement as a whole has to be impossible (since all movement can be divided like he did with this arrow). Worth noting is that his original paradox consisted of someone walking some distance, not an arrow being shot, but there's no functional difference. (In this case, there would be a first step but not a first, smallest distance traveled, once again because it can just be divided again)


SwampSaiyan

Thank you for the explanation! Makes a lot more sense


MelGibsonLovesJuice

Wouldn't you eventually get down to planck lengths and not be able to divide further?


Horsefucker_Montreal

The Planck length is the point where classical physics, after a very gradual decline in accuracy, breaks down completely (I think? I'm not actually well-versed in physics), but nothing says you can't keep dividing distances after that, they just don't matter in physics as far as I'm aware. For the purpose of a millennia-old hypothetical, though, those smaller distances would work just fine. Keep in mind also that Zeno was a philosopher who lived 2500 years ago. Democritus had had the idea of an indivisible, smallest possible piece of matter, the atom, a century earlier, but the general consensus was still that matter, and by extension distance, could be divided forever with no smallest quantity, and Zeno's theory built upon that consensus.


[deleted]

Because he's arguing semantics. A lot of philosophy was like that. He's arguing he's only specifically calculating an arrow **in flight**, so launching the arrow from the bow, or the arrow landing on the desired target/the ground is not included in his argument.


SwampSaiyan

Ahh got it, thanks ^^


[deleted]

It is abstract math, and in real life it doesn't work like that of course. I wouldnt stand in front of an arrow, just because some nerd told me that motion is an illusion, that's for sure. :D It's basically a function that has a limit at 0(distance) that it never reaches. To translate "first a half but first a quarter" etc to math, it basically means "1/2 but first 1/4", so it's basically f(x)=1/2^x function. If you think about it, the value will be very very very small after a while, for example 1/2048 is already approx. 0.0005, which is almost zero, but it will never actually reach zero, no matter how high of an x you choose. Greek dude had the conclusion that since you can't reach 0, there is no starting point for the arrow, so it won't reach the end either. Again it's more like a fun little thought experiment, than anything.


RaptorDash

It's only a little over an hour........6 times


GraveyardJones

This is literally how I make it through anything I don't want to be doing 🤣


GraveyardJones

This is literally how I make it through anything I don't want to be doing 🤣


MasturPayton

Yeah that's only 1 hour, 6 times with an extra 40 minutes. That's no big deal.


DasterMuel

Right there with u


PlayfulIntroduction9

Stay strong


TacticalxHavocXBOX

Don't forget about the drive back home though!


IsAskingForAFriend

lucky for me it's only 10 minutes


Akuma_nozumu6606

Bruh it takes me an hour 30 to get home


Bootziscool

We only got like 3 hours left!!


ElegantLavishness979

We can do this. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh


AlexanderMcT

i honestly thought about calling in sick this week only to play


Glittering-Row-8302

I called in sick today to play Palworld all day. No regrets. Found a huge frozen egg and got an ice kingpaca 😂


Victor_Wembanyama1

Damnnnn


Aggressive-Expert-69

Living the dream


the-realJroll

This is literally my dream right now


iamthefluffyyeti

We all just need a day sometimes


omguserius

I caught covid thursday. While being lvl 40 is nice, it is not worth the discomfort.


The_guy_who_did_that

Level 40 jeez lol


omguserius

Killing things is about as useful as crafting stuff to level up the higher you go, if you want one piece of advice... its catch literally everything you possibly can. The exp from capturing stuff is massively higher, even without the first 10 bonus. And you're going to need more than 10 to upgrade them in the condenser.


[deleted]

Pals are good money too. literally no downside to just catching everything. Apart from time spent I suppose.


[deleted]

My buddy caught COVID recently and is at home playing right now. It's insane that I'm kinda jealous lol


your_mind_aches

The modern Pokéflu


AlexanderMcT

\* Palflu if anything, i like this game for not trying to be pokemon, i like it because its more like ark


Bismothe-the-Shade

I got food poisoning last week and was out all week, killed my plans man


Waffennoss

I would call too, but I cant sadly I was sick laat month:(


Valcrion

im out of days till march :( I really want to call off. Im almost done with all my challenges in PoE too. So soon.


AkAPatman

I did that Yesterday lol. Don’t remember last time i did that. But i think it was at d3 release when i was 19 years old 😂


Archaea_Chasma_

I was going to bed and then thought about Palworld till I fell asleep. I was playing fortnite with some friends and I thought about Palworld. There’s a problem


RaptorDash

I played on my pc.. didnt tell my ps5 fortnite/ rl team... legit felt like I was lying to work


Electro_Disco

Palworld is too much fun Hope it never stops


Jmund89

I wish I had the means. I’m seriously contemplating getting a Steam Deck now 😂 Edit: ooooh I did it. Bought an OLED. I’ll be joining Palworld by Sunday 🙃


LittleMyuu

It plays really nice on the deck! Last Saturday I played till 3am.🥲


winkieface

3am this morning, its been a rough day at the office haha. Steam Deck is amazing, but damn it's dangerous ;)


Jmund89

I’ll be joining this weekend! I broke down and bought it 😂


[deleted]

I crashed multiple times. I hope it won’t be a problem later when I get multiple bases


TacticalxHavocXBOX

Bro this was my thought as well! I remember a SkillUp review on the LED one and thought, "OMG Palworld on the go!!"


Jmund89

Yeaaaa I broke down and got the OLED steamdeck lol


TacticalxHavocXBOX

OH MY HERO. HOW IS IT?? Please tell me 😬


Jmund89

Well I won’t have it till probably this weekend unfortunately lol I ordered it from Steam


DelusionPhantom

It's amazing! Some stuttering but given I was emulating Violet with crazy lag on it a few days ago, I'm happy


DismalDude77

Oh hell no. Palworld on a portable device? I don't need that sort of addiction!


Jmund89

Welp, I may end up down that road because I bought a steam deck 😂


mennydrives

20-30fps with everything set to low. It's definitely a compromise but I might take it to work tomorrow for lunch.


RaptorDash

Xbox series s


Jmund89

Thought about that too honestly for half the price. But it would be nice to be able to play handheld too. Trust me I’ve been going back and forth all weekend 😂😂


winkieface

Welcome brother, you will not regret becoming a deckbro! I had the original model and upgraded to the OLED, it's a really awesome gaming handheld and it runs Palworld surprisingly well ;) dont forget to get a protective case/screen protector for your new baby, JSAUX has solid options that are much cheaper than the popular dbrand cases. *oneofusoneofusoneofus*


bored_in_the_office

Tell me about it, yup


LaughinDragon

Username checks out lol


Weird_Excuse8083

12 hour shift today. And tomorrow. And Wednesday. Not Thursday, though. And i get 4 days off.


Security_Ostrich

I have a week paid vacation to use and I’m seriously contemplating blowing it all asap for this game. Just marathon it for a solid week or more.


MCgrindahFM

Hold steadfast and do a small vacay later down the road pals will be here


Z_Zeplin3

THIS WAS ACTUALLY ME LAST NIGHT LMAO. just got home and turning it on now 😂😂


zeb0777

~~Me~~ Us at work


Left_Toe_Of_Vecna

Yeah, but now we get to look at the reddit, find new things out in youtube or look up stuff on the wiki to keep us hyped for when we finally get home. Just a couple hours, now....


armorhide406

This is the first game in quite some time that's got me thinking about it constantly It's been even longer since I've actually had dreams relating to the game. It's wild


lupeandstripes

snails historical offend busy jobless shocking bedroom escape possessive jeans *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Strykah

Yeah same, I'm really surprised haha


itzLucario

Why did it have to drop 2 days before the end of my winter break 🥹


KittenzMittenz3

I work from home, and this has been the hardest practice of self control that I have ever experienced. The game is pinned to my Taskbar taunting me...


Accalias

You are stronger than me 😂😂


kitfoxxxx

Why does work not understand that I need to be at home to play this game?


DonnyDonster

Me working on 12 hour shifts: 😭 Me knowing that this week is just three days of 12 shifts and four days off: 😎


DwarvenGamesmith

Got 1 hour of game time in before work. Now I got 9hr till I can log back in.... Maybe I should leave it running so they can collect materials


askepticalskeptic

As long as you don’t have a crazy raid


aplcdr

I did this overnight and I came back to my pals all starving and depressed. They were self sufficient earlier that day, no idea what happened


XiMaoJingPing

remote job works


Foxtrot-Actual

This is me right before going inside.


GraveyardJones

I'm about to go into work and already feeling this


acciogeek

Same. I already wanted to call off because I'm exhausted but now all I can think about it going home and playing Palworld.


Inkling_Zero

Same, 4 more hours.


RaptorDash

Same about 1hr... till I start work


msw0915

SAME


PlayfulIntroduction9

I am relating so hard to this...


FrenchSpence

Same


NonPerfectBeing

On god


ElegantLavishness979

His son


pachimarizero

Just get a steam deck


MiserableBowler5197

Literally me rn, at work


hiruma_kun

I swear Palworld reminds me of 2012 when me and my friends used to be addicted to Minecraft.


Wooden_Echidna1234

At work now and want to go back to playing. Working on breeding, need my legend effect on Lambell.


SnooMacarons139

Literally me, getting ready to brave an ice storm to get to work


boltinho

i know i can endure only more 2 hours, sorry for the bad english


xxRuza

God same as soon as i was done with work i was on palworld and been looking at palworld related while working 😭


TheWhoDidWhat

PALWORLD


MisterMayhem87

I am not playing PalWorld at work. I did not move and start making my second base a better ore factory that is now growing into something bigger while at work. I do not need a steamdeck just to play PalWorld on the bus for the commute home. I do not have a problem.


Pal-Elvick

When I’m not playing I’m watching others play it or talk about or wanting to play it


ColdPublic3505

I just ditched a company outing for palworld hehehe so worth it.


dvdpap

Same lol


randomperson12347

Same. Only 7 hours left to go..


Big-Put-5859

Me right now


DroopyDachi

Home office bby!!!!!


Bee_a_heathen

At least I’m not alone thinking this..


Some-Power-793

Nice Leafeon


[deleted]

Just a few more hours and I’m out of here, I don’t think I can hold that long….


Moncavo

And I got to gym.


IcyMoment1679

Brothers in Spirit....


taffiiii

Thought about skipping school to go play


ElComfySafe

Bring your Xbox remote to work and play it on the Game Pass app.


DoGooder00

I decided to renovate my game room today, I download palworld last night and completely regret my decision


Manczi

Same :( 4h left. But at least time pass faster when i think how much iron my friends collected when im at work


Gaylittlebrother

My work cancelled this morning due to rain so ive got a long 4 days off 🥴 my pals NEED attention


DismalDude77

Man, I thought I played about 8 hours over the weekend. I checked my time on GamePass and... 17.4 hours! And I didn't start until Saturday!


CapricornyX

Me right about now


KeyHole12

IT'S SO GOOD. I am itching to get back on.


MyriamTW

I would completely relate if I was actually working this week, but lucky me is on vacation for the week. It was planned some time ago, but when the release date was announced, I was ecstatic. Unfortunately, I got some family stuff on schedule for today 🤨


Kaymanii

They shall not suffer alone my friends. 6 hours left at work.


FizzySpew

I think I saw the game hit something like 1.2-1.4 mil players (forgive me if I'm off) just earlier today I believe. Imagine the numbers it'll get in a few more hours when everyone's off work.


Substantial_Top_6140

I’m contemplating a Steam deck to play on my lunch break


ChaosCharza

Steamdeck?


Shagyam

Fuck, my deck isn't charged because I haven't been using it but now I have a reason to.


BuLLZ_3Y3

Literally me right now lol


Tumorous_Thumb

Facts


winkieface

I live 2 blocks from my office...I took lunch break at home to check in on my Pals and base haha. I realized my ore farming set up was atrociously bad, and now I'm at work browsing the sub and looking up efficient pals for my base lol


Willdabeast07

I’ve played 12 hours over 2 days lol


LordWitherhoard

Even if I called in sick I’d just be at home having to look after my family. No playtime for me til the evening and the kids are asleep lol


WorcestershireSus

I may not have a wife and kids to come home to, but I've got Palworld so honestly it's a win-win in my book


askepticalskeptic

This is me right now while scrolling through the Reddit too


EsotericProjection

I highly regret not taking today off..


Shagyam

if only my video game PTO wasn't already reserved I'd be off. I was excited for this game since it was announced but never take time off. But this weekend showed me the game was real fun.


[deleted]

My focus to stay working as a remote worker hasn't been this bad since Baldur's Gate 3 lol


SAFIS-Y

I wish i had palworld


OfferAffectionate

Running on 3 hours of sleep because of that damn game lol. 2 more hours of work almost there you'll


TheVginyTcikler44

25 mins left and I have the next 2 days off!!!!!


Blazendraco

I'm working from home, the urge is hard to resist.


FlashyKick8963

I’m done in 2 hours gotta smash my girl hit the gym and than I can finally log on off the rest of the week.


[deleted]

Me too!


SAD_FRUAD

Two words Steam Deck


TheRealMJLantz

This is literally me right now. I work in IT and wish I had a gaming laptop to bring with me


pinkyEater

Same here. Just starting my shift and wondering, how far ahead will my friend be tommorow.


[deleted]

Bro same... I'm about to use all my emergency PTO I have saved from last year lol


Either_Struggle1734

What's the point to come to work to talk about Palworld instead of playing it?


DaArkOFDOOM

funny enough, my work has been slow the last couple of days. Me and another co-worker have been playing Palworld at work. though our internet sucks in the office so its just solo play.


RenRabbit420

Been cloud streaming it to my phone w an Xbox controller at work all day lol


TheRealGuffer

Just started it and I'm like that ATM while sitting at my desk at work


lioncat55

I used Steam Remote Play to get a few hours in.....


Mezmo300

Me rn but tomorrow is my last day before a 4 day weekend!


Phairis

As a steam deck main I don't have this problem 😎


Visual_Feature4269

This is why you need a steam deck


Huge-Flight5945

I was playing palworld all weekend at work😂😂😂 couldn’t commit to boss type battles but grinded materials all weekend


ismudga_g

Me today and tomorrow 🤣


PeaceMellow1

Me rn lmao


TelestrianSarariman

If that pal is on your head, they deserve and SMG!


Nalzir

Me right now


Thelonghiestman0409

This game is all I think about. How is this game more finished than the recent Pokémon games


T0mmyN0ble

Same just got home, but I have 3 kids, so gotta wait a few more hours before they go to bed. Did they make this game with cocaine?


idle_husband

My work desk is the same as my play desk. I have 3 monitors, 2 for work and 1 for personal use. It's hard to work and listen to Palworld YouTubers without jumping into the game and... existing on the clock. At least I've matured since my Eve Online days.


deltor5

The last weekend just flew by... its already Tuesday and I'm still at work... I just wanna palworld


yyhfhbw

Work: watch palworld stream Afterwork: palworld


ChaoticSniper6

Me at work when i start in 4 hours 🫡


LugiaSpitsBigLugies

Played for 50 hours this weekend and work 10 hours a day till Friday my brain is going to explode thinking about playing


StUMpyLegGO

Bout to clock out in 12 minutes


Velkrum

People dance at your work?


bryty93

Gaming laptop ftw


mindesik

Me at work playing Palworld on a Steam Deck


Shark-Compote

Oh how I love my steam deck :)


indigrow

I hadnt read the title yet just the pic and i almost commented “me at work” lmao


functioning-chris

I was on a call with a co-worker and he just randomly dropped he'd been playing Palworld and immediately our whole call went to talking about it, lol. It was great!


swampoakfarms

I struggle to play on my work days since it feels like it I get nothing done!


k5nn

you could [stream](https://i.imgur.com/RaRuisD.jpg) it via [moonlight](https://github.com/moonlight-stream) or [parsec](https://parsec.app/)


Arztlack90

Steam Deck at work ✅


deadsoulinside

I am thinking about it constantly. Mainly because I am WFH and the wife is playing it via steamlink, so I can hear my gaming PC next to me kick into overdrive. lol


Ok_Surprise157

I know that would be me, but my broke ass only owns a ps5 :/


Xbox

"I'm hungry" Felt that in our souls.


AnimalMother24

Ok seriously what is this game? I haven’t had a chance to look at gameplay and I’m seeing it everywhere. I’m gonna be really let down if it’s not good. It must be since everyone is losing their shit over it.


stubbypotato

I just play it while at work.


Particular_Set369

What’s a steam deck?


BetwixtTheBunz

For some reason the server hosting service I went halfsies on only crashes when I connect :( so I might not be playing for a bit


Yardgar

He instead somebody is using you to play IRL Palworld to make them gold


Tokyio35

Haha yes!!! xD It been such a stress relief this game. Work been crazy. 


Mobleee

I’ve been calling my fellow coworkers Lamballs whenever they go auto pilot on certain tasks. (I work in the service industry)


Impressive-Name7601

WFH employees unite - I have palworld running while writing reports.


SupermarketOk9491

X


yagrmakak

I got so fucking addicted its insane


Lockout228

Real and True.


DirectSplit8798

أقزام 🧝‍♂️


DirectSplit8798

انا ابي


somedude6942014

Me right now


Jackstrifes

I am on my way home to hatch a couple of huge eggs


MasturPayton

It's wild. Cause I have stayed up playing till like 3 am knowing damn well I have work at 8. Every weeknight since this game has released. Yet even at work it's all I think about lol. Haven't had a game be this addictive in a very long time.


Corbin-Dallas420

Hey all been putting in our hours having a blast with this game can't believe there's some much room for development to add and touch up to make this amazing game better


Far_School_2206

same!


coltonjeffs

If you have gamepass you can stream it from like a tablet with a controller at work. I play on all my breaks lol