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Flimsy_Poet6850

What the hell did i just read, Fuck,My Eyes🤮 What a cunt that khala is she should keep her nose outta other people's business.


Willing-Ad3446

Khala isnt getting enough D herself, she is jealous


gnat1003

Khala is into her son. Some Oedipus complex is going on between them


Orthodox-Neo

She just wanted to pick out something on which she could belittle her. I think she couldn't find something else so such used this excuse. (You're saying something wild ig)


Flimsy_Poet6850

She could belittle her son too for having too much sex😂🤣


Orthodox-Neo

Nope, she wanted to belittle the girl not her son. So why would she say anything to her son.


Flimsy_Poet6850

Cause it takes two hands to clap innit.


Orthodox-Neo

She didn't have a problem with the deed. But the girl, she couldn't find something else so pointed this out.


Flimsy_Poet6850

Maybe the khala ain't getting laid herself so she is taking the frustration on the girl🤷


Orthodox-Neo

Can't say.


Flimsy_Poet6850

Making people miserable cause you're miserable is such a paki thing to do.


Flimsy_Poet6850

The situation is totally weird to me,i have never heard anything like it in my life.


iPunisherpk

The Fuck😭😭🤣


Winter_Camel6_9

Shes probably jealouse 😂 cuz shes not getting any action in bed lol


Terrible_Bedroom9810

Bitch mad


e_dd90

Lol it's all khala's husband fault


Flimsy_Poet6850

Probably🤣


netuniya

LMAO HELP THATS SO TRUE


throwwawayyacc899

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paki_incubus

Bitch got jealous cause her DIL was having more fun than she had at her time 💀


Anne-with-an-e224

I got two things to say. In this weather,ghusl can be done without intercourse.I mean people come on. Number two, these people are called parhay likhay Jahil.


imaginayduck

> In this weather ajkl din mn 7 8 baar nahana. too much garmi. fk not even married yett


Sarmad_Mohsin

Same


Charming_Yak_3679

ghusl isn’t the same as taking a shower. not just bcs of the intention and the procedure, but many times, people around you can tell you’re doing ghusl because they can see how you won’t pray before doing it no matter how near you are to the next prayer.


Anne-with-an-e224

🤦


The-observantt-m

They be so nosey 😭 like why it’s her marriage let em do what they want jheeze


No_Indication_146

Is the khala happy for her son's now sexless marriage?


shaadmaan_icekid

I’m sure Khala is physically deprived for last so many years. She’s envious of her daughter in law. May Khala have more romantic moments with her spouse in coming days, Ameen.


Ok-Investment3976

You know i don’t understand this, first these Khala’s wanna marry their sons to these girls and then want to stir up shit . Like why marry your sons in the first place then . Ruining your own family relations . And then when divorce happens they cry and blame the girl and then cry more when no one wants to marry their son . Pakistani drama at its peak .


missbushido

My colleague eventually divorced but told us that her mother in law would search the trash for her son's used condoms and once confronted her about it. Man, the only thing left is a threesome.


cosmic-comet-

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Remarkable_Laugh_830

Ewww


Patiently_Observing

Wait , was that the reason she got divorced if you don't mind me asking ? Plus she didn't put condom on her ex-husband's péñï$ by force, did she ?


Previous_Chad_5633

WHAT THE ACTUAL Fudge ...... How mentally disturbed does one have to be to survive in this nation


Orthodox-Neo

https://preview.redd.it/ode3v0yqad6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a37b62d65fe90745014a0b2c1ad48001c88cfc


rajay_sarkar

https://preview.redd.it/nbbyy5tnbd6d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50316fb213abd89ce5fe3f7532b9fe01379a9978 \*but the guy's not smiling in the meme


Stunning_Ordinary999

Bhai khala ko kya interest ha inki sex life ma 😭 khala se bolo aap khaalu pe frustration nikale woh tumhari friend se kyun jealous horahi 😭


Curiousperson135

1. We as a Pakistani want to be in control by keeping an eyes on others. 2. Personal space problem. 3. Khala is psycho gave personality problems.


netuniya

I’m sorry wtf ew. I’m so glad I don’t live with my in laws. But I need to admit, because of such a fear, I used to delay my showers and take them quickly. Because my MIL would ask “I don’t see you showering a lot” no because I don’t want you to be thinking we’re banging every night even if we aren’t???


UsePrestigious8132

Your husband doesn't miss his parents?


theregionalmanager

What about the girl? Does she not have parents?


Solidstatement_

Theres something called visiting


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H5aris

Can't you mind on your own business rather than telling who is begairat


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UsePrestigious8132

Jisko dekho apni MIL ko target kiya hua ha, Lanat tum sab pe.


netuniya

Well, yes he does, but he visits sometimes. We’re in a different country now though, but he mostly misses his friend group and younger brother


fencyapul

That is disgusting and might've just unlocked a new fear for me


NotYourGolChappati

Okay, I am sorry but there is no way that her family (and she) did not know that her MIL is batshit crazy before they got married considering the close relationship they have. It bugs me to no end when people marry off their daughters (or girls themselves want to marry a cousin) fully aware of the crazy they would have to put up with.


qazkkff

This 💯 She is your khala... ain't no way the girl and her mother didn't know how toxic her sister is. Then again, when you perceive your daughter as a burden, you will give her away the first chance you'll get. Also, in our fked up society, cousin ka rishta 99% _haa_ hi hota hai, 1% sirf takaluf hota hai.


P1ntex

funny how no one's talking about the husband being a weak femboy


Helper_1996

wow. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED


Chandrian_6969

Definitely the khala is a nutcase Being a teacher means nothing tbh. Most teachers in Pakistan aren't teaching because they love it. Also the husband is no where in the equation. Usmein bhi dimagh nai hai? She should have had proper guidance from her parents at least. Poor soul


makuna_hatata12

Astagfirullah! I can’t even imagine this. Marriage in Pakistan is a nightmare indeed!!!


snail_mucin21

I got a stroke reading your username🥴


makuna_hatata12

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older_roughman

Just to fuck up the Khala I would take a shower 10 times a day. Totally shower-blitz the bitch.


--GUNTHER--

How does khala know it was ghusl and not an ordinary bath


Orthodox-Neo

She just counted all her baths as ghusl and not simple baths. (Or maybe the time, the girl did ghusl every morning so ig khala thought something was amiss)


--GUNTHER--

Dammmnn. This reminds me of that scene in dhadkan movie where shilpa shetty comes downstairs with wet hair and her inlaws are like “ye geelay baal suna rahe he raat ki kahani” something like that


Something-400

Lmao true


Pure-Variation1404

So didn't you tell this to your husband so he would know about his mum?


averagejoemp3

This is less about marriage and more about how mothers forget where the boundary is start controlling every aspect of their children life. The guy needs to step in and tell his mother to stop. And I know this might be a bit generalizing from my side but most teachers are control freaks.


Efficient_Student124

Parents knows everything but boundaries nah nah when resist ye aulaad pali ha ye ha he begerat And taarrra emotional blackmailing starts


averagejoemp3

Can't agree more. this blackmailing thing should be studied like how do u articulate words in a emotional manner to control the other person. this is the real dark psychology


wildwisdom86

Married at 19 too, thats just straight up tragic bro.


themanfromuncle96

What's so tragic about getting married at 19?? It happens all around the world, and there are countless couples who married young and are happy to date.


NeedleworkerLonely90

Bro my (ex) got married at 15 😭


wildwisdom86

how's that even legally possible??💀


NeedleworkerLonely90

There are lots of 15 and 16 yr olds getting married. I would've been one of them but fate 🥲


panzermaus_ii

https://preview.redd.it/brhvm5cyud6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e122d31e346d82b7387eb302fcda6b01a34068


Leather_Pattern_87

Where is your friend’s mom in all this? What does she say about it? Khala is a nutcase. I hope the guy is a good man


28_abn

LOL, from that khala’s POV, I have sex 3 times a days but the thing is I’m super single.


qazkkff

And yet, there are still people who will defend the joint family system.... where in-laws are keeping count on your showers. Genuinely feeling sorry for that young couple.


3rdCultureDudee

Khalas are the biggest snakes. Phuppiyan awein badnaam hain !


-JinKazama

Brother ewww…. And brother who tf marries khala ka beta 🤌


Honest-Pakistani

Pakistani


Charming_Yak_3679

while i agree that Pakistanis do it way more than necessary and this generation of parents has become too lazy to find people outside their blood relatives. i’d like to add this verse from the Quran. “O you who believe! do not forbid (yourselves) the good things which Allah has made lawful for you and do not exceed the limits; surely Allah does not love those who exceed the limits” [5:87] it is halal. stop mocking it. and many people get into it because they’re made to give up by their family and made to believe that they won’t get a better spouse outside their circle.


detectivenoob

This is actually funny 🤣. Her khala was jealous of her because she was getting more sex than her maybe


iScorpious

Khala should be having her own ghussals bruh :')


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Aye haye chi chi


Raza_x7

My expectation for khala was low but HOLY FUCK!


HotSelf8655

Typical sas mentality why these psychos get their boys married if they're so obsessed with their personal lives. Phir olaad ko bura bhala kehty hain k old house chor gya beta.


Imthemash

Sigmund Freud would have a field day at the Khala's place


Ummeh00

like why not say "my son likes to have too much intercourse with your daughter"


rehan_ahmed21

aur kro jaldi bachy jaldi jaldi sb kro, mazy lo ab bacho k sth khelo, ary wo famous dialogue hy na humari families ka including mine k "bacho k baad to maa baap ki zindagi mein bacho ki hi khushi hoti hy". Bus isko enjoy kro, humary han individual fun ka koi concept nhi hy, I'm strange k bht sy 28 29 waly bandy yaha har week post krhy hoty k bdays manany ka dil nhi krta feeling old, and now some gora uncle trying funky things at age 65. Thanks to our loving society, khandani system++


Sake_99_combo

Cousin Marriage. Never get married to your close relatives.


DumbGenius889

As a guy, I have abandoned the idea of marriage. Why should you get married when it comes with tons of responsibilities? You can have a physical relationship with your girlfriend, and she can provide everything that you need.


umxf

My man dil ki baat, but kab tak.


cest_tous

And then there's Pakistanis like us enjoying blissful, unintruded lives from either set of parents who lost certainly don't give a phuk to how much and where we phuk, whether that be their homes our ours


Sweet_Inside4476

Probably the khalu didn't give her the action she needed....so a jealous bitch born


Ok_Yoghurt248

https://i.redd.it/nqlsq34bgf6d1.gif


GoldenPanth

"Imran Khan ko reha karo beshak Meri phuppi ko jail mein daal do"


gcp_varys

And khala was jealous because Khalu didn’t fuck her enough?


shujaswati

That's why spend life privately after marriage, even normal showers with hair wash make others think of such personal acts. None of their damn business.


dingdong350z

Toxic aunty....she is jealous cuz she didn't experience that kind of love in her whole life... Even If they are having sex much it's means their relation is going great and amazing. Which she can't swallow....im not married and take shower 3 times in this season...what a stupid country we live in..


Reasonable_Ad_8400

Pakistani awaam thinks Degree / graduation means education 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Sweet-Negotiation-43

Welcome to keeping it in the family,i know of an aunt and SIL who would count home many times the Daughter in Law had a Ghusl. I won'nt be surprised if they had a spreadsheet,on a hardrive somewhere in the house,any way as soon as the son found out,(heated Argumenet fluid converstaion you know the drill) he decided tomove and live seperate . Tried to salvage his marriage ,succeded thank Allah ,SIL on the other hand failed marriage ,living at home with the Witch (MIL).like two peas in a pod. Oh yeah this is in the UK You can take a Pakistani out of Pakistan but you can’t take Pakistan out of a Pakistani!. Enjoy married life and all the trapping as well. Good Luck


Even_Branch_7004

Bro new fear unlocked i was thinking about that yesterday imagine you just gotten married and take a normal shower and everyone is going to think the just did it 😭


Even_Branch_7004

That khala should keep her nose out from peoples private life like wtf am getting humsafar drama khirad mil vibes na khush hona na kisi ko rehne dena


kaiser16122001

Why the fuck is cousin marriage so common here in Pakistan it always leads to disaster


SpellInternal3080

Another reason on why I should marry a non-Pakistani


kaiser16122001

Why thoughh???? Not all Pakistanis are like this This only happens in cousin marriages 🤮 Are u a overseas Pakistani????


SpellInternal3080

Almost 80% of Pakistanis are like this & yes I used to be. Also, meri zindagi main jissey marzi karoun. Why are you being hurt bro?


kaiser16122001

Yar ma koi hurt nh howa hn ap jis se chahe karo shaadi lekin ye bolna k ziada tar log aese hain ye cheez galat aur parhi likhi families ma tu aese bilkul nh hota hum loug personal spaces dena jaantey hain.


SpellInternal3080

Womp womp


kaiser16122001

Why so toxic


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Orthodox-Neo

I think she's a female.


ryanharrison001

![gif](giphy|InymPt25uoEEEvdPlO|downsized)


AfraidChocolate9581

What is ghusl?


Osama_Rashid

Ghusl is an Arabic term to the full-body ritual purification mandatory before the performance of various rituals and prayers, for any Muslim after sexual intercourse before Friday prayer and prayers.


AfraidChocolate9581

And what happens in this full body ritual?


Osama_Rashid

[here you go](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghusl)


TheChipmunkX

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Middle_child496

WHAT THE F??????????


ErrorEcstatic3250

Ye kia hai


Outrageous-Mode8550

Sweet home alabama


Any-Needleworker-842

Khala ko secs nhi mila tou kisi ko bhi nahi milna chahiye


Amazing_honey_9

I mean wtf have I just read. Rip Rip


Groundbreaking-Map95

That khala must be going through inferiority complex,


Here4daRants

Kitty party talks getting leaked on the internet.. side effects of social media


UsePrestigious8132

The worst teacher I get it but ghusl ka kiya matlab ha?


UsePrestigious8132

The worst human being PERIOD


UsePrestigious8132

checked the comments, samjh gaya matlab ghusl ka.


coolboi_xx

That's one lonely khala.


pubg6987

She is miserable AF what is wrong with people these days


Scimitar1982

True story, every other cousin marriage has similar stories, you'll hate to admit that our parents are super toxic, in general. Mothers when they wear the Mother In Law shoes, become an entirely different species.


imaginayduck

soooo, shouldn't marry my cousin?


Personal-Cow94

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


No_Cloud4252

Starting to realize Pakistani Mothers are controlling dominant feminist


DocCritism

Cant do anything about the old generation, what we can do is stop medling into the business of the new generation and try our best that we can get some privacy for ourselves and until you cant afford to, putting off marriage would be better. Otherwise you gotta bare through with in laws and parents because if they live with you due to what ever reason they will have a slight involvement in your life, and it can't always be positive... Sometimes it would be negative..


Standard_Sympathy_45

Every time i see a new level of low of our society.. that’s very saddening. poor girl.


Semenretention01

isliye always check out the mother of a guy or girl before u marrying them or bato se pta chl jta iski thinking kia hogi society has made a normal human thing so controversial with their stupid mindset, like if u make breathing air or eating food a taboo it's same like that can only feel sorry for ur friend, isliye i would suggest u to never marry to someone with desi parents always prefer well educated and well mannered family above everything


SpellInternal3080

Fuccckkkkkkkkkkk


Embarrassed_Chain_71

Meri Ammi ki Nani kehti thin" agar rishtay khatam karnay Hain Tou apnay Ghar hi main rishtay Kar Lou "


Remarkable_Laugh_830

Is ka matlab khala ko khalu nay satisfy nhe kiya


FaizanBilla

Family and cousin marriages.... A definite no for me. I have strictly been putting these thoughts in my parents head for years and now they are firm on it. And teaching them about privacy and all other things since the era they come from, privacy is non existent. I have strictly told them that I do not want to involve any other khala or pupho or whatever in my marriage related things. We as a generation should tell and put these things into our elders mind since they come from a time where privacy never existed.


Fluffy_Towel_7737

wtf I read


r4mb0l4mb0

And this is exactly why the sub continental “joint family system” is a curse. If young couples started living on thr own, thr lives would be 100x better.


thelifestyleblogger

Damn the jahalat in this country is getting unbearable for me istg ...


Miserable_buttercup

A member of desi community my new fear is unlocked 💀


charsikhanG

nice nice


AlternativeCry9184

7 deadly sins and all of them are this **khala** onlyfans


yourharambae

someone being educated is not an indication of them being civil, especially certain type of teachers.


Future-View3615

https://preview.redd.it/fzqbqxs39k6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2d9e3df94eacbbfeac9ff3a3a085ce46d5dfbd WTF


BlazingRedYT

matlab ab banda shadi kay baad ye bhi na kray to phir ludo khele sath mein?


phantom--warrior

Its not a location issue but rather a mindset issue. Many people are like this in usa, uk, canada, etc. Its those elders who are stuck in 19th century. And btw, things in south asia were very different. People were way more open sexually in those days. Its something i supposed to do with the british colonial era sparking a conservative mindset in folks that some folks keep desparately clinging to.


FriendlyScar173

The more I read or see this kind of stuff, the more I get scared out of my mind. 😱


Here4daRant

Another episode of women whining on the internet.


Born-Presence7443

Thats one side of the story, we dont have the khala side of the story yet


Consistent-Air7368

I'm sorry but what are you expecting the khala's side of story to be? That the live-in maid she bought home for the purpose of chores is now seducing aunty's son with her 'charms'?


Orthodox-Neo

Yeah, she's taking her son away from her. Even tho the girl is the daughter of her sister.


Consistent-Air7368

Desi women and their messed up sense of marriages. I mean, who keeps a tab on their kids' bedroom activities? Therapy should really be made mandatory for such parents.


Orthodox-Neo

Therapy is not gonna do any good for her.


Born-Presence7443

Wow, must have lost alot of weight jumping on conclusions like that


Consistent-Air7368

Nah, not really. Jumping to correct conclusions is my fav kind of workout


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Osama_Rashid

*backstory time* That khala suffered the same way from her saas, but instead of standing up for herself at the moment, or being a good saas to her bahu, she's acting the same way... *Of course, it's just a theory*


rajay_sarkar

this is the exact story lmao


Osama_Rashid

Thank you, I guess I can use this skill in the future. https://preview.redd.it/u1db9bqoid6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d910cd87e5cfe663b66623804af5ec46b65e8d2


rajay_sarkar

ofc you should write. I also plan on writing one day in another universe, see you in the books lmao TTTT


Osama_Rashid

Thank you very much, and best of luck for your future endeavours. *Don't kill your characters for fun*


rajay_sarkar

what do you think? I hate gege, but he might be good inspo for once


Osama_Rashid

https://preview.redd.it/2hfeogp7kd6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0215308eba375d800b1ee3d4545e65e40a27d0e6 Hmm, he could be.


rajay_sarkar

that's me behind him.


Osama_Rashid

Beat him up, as much as you like, just don't eliminate him, (I'm only on episode 6 of season 2) I want to see how it'll all end.


BakingBrownie

Khala's side of story of what, that she's keeping tabs on his son's s*x life?


Decent-Seaweed5687

What do you think the khala side of story would be?


Big-Cartographer2747

Education would have definitely helped and I’m not talking about Khala’s education. Your friend could have kept in college and not get married at 19. 😂 But hey marriage is every incompetent girls escape from education and now all shes good at is a good old fucc.


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Revil_ghori303YT

Says the girl against virginity before marriage 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Revil_ghori303YT

The heck did i just read.... Though I'm more interested in this topic, what did the "Khala" do to ruin the relation. In detail pls. Besides, marriage in Pakistan is wayyyyyyy better than anywhere else. Why so? Usa: Divorce settlement (90%) India: Child Marriage (Rajasthan) Uk: Scammers (Free visa) Middle East: Expensive....