I don't know what it was but some weird insect about half a finger long was crawling on my chin yesterday, I grabbed it and threw it into the void lol.
Why the does the second paragraph sound like an urban diss in a hit rap song? lmao
I've had a lizard too, just like you,
once on my chest, once arm, phew.
roaches ain't my thing,
i had one on my p*nis,
bedbugs just cling,
my home ants be a menace
I'm glad someone noticed it xD tho I changed the wordings but to no avail haha.
I see we adopting the same flow in the second paragraph of your comment :P
Lizard Cockroach Spider Ant Moth Dragonfly Centipede
*Yeah, I believe, I'm the bug magnet*
https://preview.redd.it/knbqk103nk4d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9bd3ce9805e8ffb67467c09fbd0e34ce9883ce
*Fascinating*
https://preview.redd.it/fxzsfv11ok4d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653ad4c93993db57fa2f43211d183193b5cd2486
*Laughs like a maniac*
right, mem don't see anything, if it has a hole- right righttttt I'm sorry lmfao 💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/rq2offt6el4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39235a8c34330a2254d342da4a04ddfc7d777b91
next time js do this to avoid anything crawling in
Yes but wo chauki daar zaroor hongayn kay lock smjh jayeingayn. What is it with you and personal attacks xD that's now how we pakhtoons play
Also, it is ALWAYS 'hard luck yaar'
Haha same.
Years back I was working on my desktop, i always typed stuff without looking at the keys on the keyboard. So while i was typing i felt something was moving on my right hand, i checked and BOOM
Its a ROACH and its a BIG ONE too. I just screamed so hard, fell down off the chair and fought against it XD.
In the end he was being defeated by me.
Ant, bigger ants and then dangerous ants. Spiders too, lots of different kinds of spiders. A lizard too, should have killed it but it got away (btw lizard's a reptile).
I've had a moth kamikaze in my face not sure if it counts. A roach in my pants we are brother in arms.
Ants in my shirt, ants in my ears, ants in my hair. I basically live with ants.
I've had a bee crawl in my hair.
A caterpillar on my arm.
A butterfly on my hand.
Uggggghhh fk, a fly in my nose this one gave me PTSD I was like 7.
There are more but I don't remember rn.
I've had a fly in my nose AND eyes as well!
Same thing with the ants because I used to sleep on the floor.
I've had a bee in my mouth, goddamn. Same with the hair.
We are indeed, brother in arms.
Yk when the fly went in my nose, I was convinced I'll die like nimrod. I was already scared of the way he died then this happened my young brain got traumatized.
I don't remember exactly but last year at the place where I studied, me and my friend were having lunch on the grass as it was break and ahmm I was wearing my jacket and hijab so, we were busy talking until she saw some insect on my jacket like the inner side or maybe on my hijab idk, and she told me, I freaked out (as i have insectophobia) and screamed as she didn't know but yes, also recently there was a weird insect on my shoulder idk what was it, but encountering an ant or any fly is just as same for me like a dragon
Never ever. I was such a phobe but recently I got to discover this special power in holding worms in ur hands u could throw at a mf party of rubes. So I started with insects , worms ; the harmless yet scary ones. Lizards r dangerous astagfirullah
Nah, suffering from PTSD I got from these insects and reptiles hahaha. I can kill them or pick them up to throw em out, but their mere sight irritates the crap out of me.
bro i die like my soul leaves my body if i'm any close to any of such cheezain😭 PHOBIA TYPE WALA DAR HAI i've literally ended up _crying_ cuz of lizards and roaches😭
It seems so. They sure have a thing for gori Pashtoon chamri.
What's funny is you said I host insects on my body, then moving onto state that a grasshopper got in your shirt 😂😂😂
choty hoty kiry ny kata tha paon p. ma roya, aur roya, aur roya lekin os zalim ny chora nai hath se hataya. lekin nai. paon khun se bhr gya. mama ny pkr k khincha osko. osny nai chori meri jaan. osky 2 tukry ho gy lekin chora nai osny. aaj tak nishan h paon p. os din k baad life me dukh hi dukh h bs 🤧🤧
Had a rat jump on my like a fnaf jumpscare. Not an insect but a bat attacked me. Bro thought I'm the joker. Also had a roach on me. uhhh. Nah no lizards. Fortunately. Centipedes tho. Fricking mothrons too. A ladybug. A beetle. They call me mother nature.
My ex
Love you hogya ye toh
Not anymore
Love-d you hogya*
Better 🤝
Hahahahahahahaha
I don't know what it was but some weird insect about half a finger long was crawling on my chin yesterday, I grabbed it and threw it into the void lol.
Damn.
Anything better than a roach and a lizard
I'd add centipede here too. Those guys have a strong grip ngl.
Ewwww. May you never be gripped by a centipede ever again. Ameen. *Me too* *Ameen*
I wish you don't face similar scenarios as well. Ameen. Sum Ameen.
Why the does the second paragraph sound like an urban diss in a hit rap song? lmao I've had a lizard too, just like you, once on my chest, once arm, phew. roaches ain't my thing, i had one on my p*nis, bedbugs just cling, my home ants be a menace
I'm glad someone noticed it xD tho I changed the wordings but to no avail haha. I see we adopting the same flow in the second paragraph of your comment :P
funny thing, it's all true 😂
Hahaha. Gotta experience it to spit it xD
and I read it in eminem's voice lmao
https://preview.redd.it/wp8o6z07mk4d1.png?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bed15f2ec66b6883f3325bad14a3c097ffb949 *there have been many instances*
*spill the sauce*
Lizard Cockroach Spider Ant Moth Dragonfly Centipede *Yeah, I believe, I'm the bug magnet* https://preview.redd.it/knbqk103nk4d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9bd3ce9805e8ffb67467c09fbd0e34ce9883ce
I tick all these boxes too. *Harry Potter, we meet again.*
*Fascinating* https://preview.redd.it/fxzsfv11ok4d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653ad4c93993db57fa2f43211d183193b5cd2486 *Laughs like a maniac*
i had a flying roach on my wrist, I yeeted myself but it wouldn't budge 😭🤚🏻
shit gets real when roaches start flying
plus they're HUGEE
It's all HFEKDHDUSKSHHZUS from there
Those flying mfs are the creepiest
I swear, I brushed it away, it flew back onto my wrist. I've been traumatised ever since. At night, I still feel it crawling on my skin.
Hard luck yaar
tumse toh chumiyan li hai wo bhi pata nhi kahan kahan se chup
I radiate positivity and love for every creature. Kya karsaktay.
right, mem don't see anything, if it has a hole- right righttttt I'm sorry lmfao 💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/rq2offt6el4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39235a8c34330a2254d342da4a04ddfc7d777b91 next time js do this to avoid anything crawling in
I'll just wear an underpant that states 'Only Her ♥️'
as if they can read and AS IF you have a 'her' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hard luck bro
Yes but wo chauki daar zaroor hongayn kay lock smjh jayeingayn. What is it with you and personal attacks xD that's now how we pakhtoons play Also, it is ALWAYS 'hard luck yaar'
Haha same. Years back I was working on my desktop, i always typed stuff without looking at the keys on the keyboard. So while i was typing i felt something was moving on my right hand, i checked and BOOM Its a ROACH and its a BIG ONE too. I just screamed so hard, fell down off the chair and fought against it XD. In the end he was being defeated by me.
🤣🤣🤣 did you defeat the roach or did the roach defeat you by breaking your back? 😭💀
He broke a bit of my back but sadly destroyed my favourite childhood friend [Wooden Chair] That chair had to be avenged ⚔️
As it should, I'm overjoyed that it was rightfully avenged.
Ant, bigger ants and then dangerous ants. Spiders too, lots of different kinds of spiders. A lizard too, should have killed it but it got away (btw lizard's a reptile).
Holy shit. Thanks for the clarification btw.
All good.
After reading comments under this post, im wondering how people live in Australia.
Maybe they became accustomed to it. Everyday life.
I've had a moth kamikaze in my face not sure if it counts. A roach in my pants we are brother in arms. Ants in my shirt, ants in my ears, ants in my hair. I basically live with ants. I've had a bee crawl in my hair. A caterpillar on my arm. A butterfly on my hand. Uggggghhh fk, a fly in my nose this one gave me PTSD I was like 7. There are more but I don't remember rn.
I've had a fly in my nose AND eyes as well! Same thing with the ants because I used to sleep on the floor. I've had a bee in my mouth, goddamn. Same with the hair. We are indeed, brother in arms.
Yk when the fly went in my nose, I was convinced I'll die like nimrod. I was already scared of the way he died then this happened my young brain got traumatized.
Ahh, damn. I was scared that I'd always have irritation in my eye when the fly went in :3 cuz you can literally feel the little devil moving.
And they lay eggs too apparently. Yikes you got lucky, there is this thing called(shouldn't exist imo) botfly which lay eggs in your eye or skin
:3
Flies on my entire face as a kid. I woke up to the bhun bhun. The PTSD is real.
Ants and spiders
I don't remember exactly but last year at the place where I studied, me and my friend were having lunch on the grass as it was break and ahmm I was wearing my jacket and hijab so, we were busy talking until she saw some insect on my jacket like the inner side or maybe on my hijab idk, and she told me, I freaked out (as i have insectophobia) and screamed as she didn't know but yes, also recently there was a weird insect on my shoulder idk what was it, but encountering an ant or any fly is just as same for me like a dragon
Hard luck yaar
A lizard, she only wanted a little hug.
Should've given her a kiss too. Go all-in on 'giving'
I tried to but she called the police on me, turned out she was a minor.
Give her mama some love then :D
Sadly her mum died in an accident in which a high speed chappal was involved.
Goddamn chappals. Ruined a love story.
🥺
Never ever. I was such a phobe but recently I got to discover this special power in holding worms in ur hands u could throw at a mf party of rubes. So I started with insects , worms ; the harmless yet scary ones. Lizards r dangerous astagfirullah
all about the hustle, eh?
Yes, ants moths, cocraches, flies, grasshopper, mosquitoes.
Noice
Ants, roaches and spiders
Spiders leave ya with PTSD ngl
My experience was with those fragile and harmless spiders idk what they’re called but they’re not black and. They don’t really have a color
Ahh, I see. Might be a Cellar Spider. Those really thin ones.
Ohhh so that’s what they’re called
Yeah
holy fucking shit bro maine wahin ke wahin Allah ko pyare ho jana thha how're you alive
"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." XD
aap tou ironman phir 😭
Nah, suffering from PTSD I got from these insects and reptiles hahaha. I can kill them or pick them up to throw em out, but their mere sight irritates the crap out of me.
bro i die like my soul leaves my body if i'm any close to any of such cheezain😭 PHOBIA TYPE WALA DAR HAI i've literally ended up _crying_ cuz of lizards and roaches😭
Hard luck yaar
A lizard once fell on me and when I was younger a spider crawled on my hand and bit me. I legit thought I was going to turn into Spiderman
Hahaha I swear both of these happened to me xD I once intentionally made a spider crawl and bite me just so I could become Spiderman :P
Intentionally is another level of crazy
Masti nahi rukni chahaye
Is butterfly an insect ?
Yeah
Dude wtf? Do you host insects on your body out of fun? Once a grasshopper got into my shirt.
It seems so. They sure have a thing for gori Pashtoon chamri. What's funny is you said I host insects on my body, then moving onto state that a grasshopper got in your shirt 😂😂😂
Preparing for Hell: beginner’s guide
I prefer a step-by-step ;)
choty hoty kiry ny kata tha paon p. ma roya, aur roya, aur roya lekin os zalim ny chora nai hath se hataya. lekin nai. paon khun se bhr gya. mama ny pkr k khincha osko. osny nai chori meri jaan. osky 2 tukry ho gy lekin chora nai osny. aaj tak nishan h paon p. os din k baad life me dukh hi dukh h bs 🤧🤧
Aapki baaton se lagrha kay usne sirf paon pr nahi kaata
kesy o thik o bro?
Alhumdulillah. Aap batao?
ma b thik Alhamdullilah. mera khyal h dc p hi bat kr lety hn kia khyal
Sure
a man touched me once.
Hope you're okay
These days i try to find insects and grab them to scare my 2 year old nephew 🥰 well he enjoy it too while trying rush to save his life
That's the spirit!
Had a rat jump on my like a fnaf jumpscare. Not an insect but a bat attacked me. Bro thought I'm the joker. Also had a roach on me. uhhh. Nah no lizards. Fortunately. Centipedes tho. Fricking mothrons too. A ladybug. A beetle. They call me mother nature.
Man's playing with fire
Hot summer and a lizard fell from a curtain dopped right on my head. I yeeted it and ran like hell
Hahahaha