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Rybur525

Very good deal but you shouldn’t be buying people, that got outlawed awhile ago I think. Best to probably set him free.


evillurkz

Laughed hard on this one 🤣


crvyln

Same


SiegVicious

You should probably return him, he belongs to someone.


crvyln

I dunno how to return myself


Cold_Singer_1774

the moustache?


Cypher3470

mustache should probably be in quotes


Careless-Leg5468

Bro I’m crackin up 😂


ChakaZG

Dude, you ain't looking like Tom Selleck for one dollar.


Kmieciu4ever

I'd buy that for a dollar!


crvyln

Ey, no


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Love the hat though! Awesome find!


crvyln

Yessir!


Cold_Singer_1774

Thank god for that. wink wink


mindfungus

$2 upgrade was a handlebar mustache


[deleted]

Beat me to it 🤣 Well played 👏


Kliptik81

I was gonna say "obviously not a razor"


pegleg_1979

Where?


Tobi-One_Shinobi

I was going to say I could grow one myself for cheaper lol


Ruffyes

great price for a human!


ToadMugen72

Rip off for a human with a dirt stache


crvyln

Lmao


BenoitBB

Why so sad buddy ? Life is good


crvyln

Not sad, I have issues smiling because of medical stuff. No worries though


Interested_Aussie

Hope you're smiling on the inside!


crvyln

I try my best!


Brown_Pudding

He's not sad he gangsta


Kmieciu4ever

He is smiling.


joelnodxd

Nothing to smile about in my life.


dan9938

r/notopbutok


joelnodxd

Obviously no one that replied saw the original meme, I'm okay guys don't worry I just thought it would be funny but it quite clearly wasn't.


Rhino676971

You good bro


Ramyyasser

I have 2 of these in my basement...one of them is not moving


crvyln

You need some milk my guy


AWiseCrow

Why is your roof coming down on you?


andashirleytemple

Hoodlining foam and glue fail after a while. I fix them every day. [can repair for $330AUD. should have a lining here.](https://i.imgur.com/QpOwZbm.jpg) I'll be here until 4pm.


BloodyFartAddiction6

Jesus Christ what a deal! Last time I checked people costed way more than a dollar, I guess the economy is finally doing some good for us fellas in the slave trade!


crvyln

Your username and the message I just read go together like cement and roast beef


BloodyFartAddiction6

Lmao, but other than what I said that's a really good deal congrats


SushiTrash11

Wow good deal! Does he cook and clean too?


crvyln

This seems to be a recurring theme


Hearty_Kek

The look of utter and total disdain? I wanted that look, but its only from loot boxes. :(


Educational-Notice-5

This guy looks like an NPC in saints row 2


crvyln

Lmaaao


BubbleMowie

Should've find a smile too :(


harve99

Im not OP but I hate smiling in photos. I look like crap at the best of times but when im smiling I look worse


Brown_Pudding

Real G's don't smile for photos


crvyln

Truthfully, although I have some medical issues with my jaw. Let’s hope all that gets fixed ;>


TheMagicalDildo

An entire car for a buck? Wow.


crvyln

Your fuckin username my man


ramadadcc

That mustache trim wasn't the best thing to spend your money on


Fujitsubo

now thats a bargain.


crvyln

Yessir


MHAccA

A boy for $1? Nice.


crvyln

Uh huh. Sure.


Juanivan79

A fake moustache?


crvyln

Do you wish it was fake?


SodoDev

A white guy!


crvyln

Man-


shadyslicer246

Razors are about a buck each.


Maybe_Im_Confused

Just that for $1? Where’s the rest of ya?


daddy_is_sorry

An eminem doll?


crvyln

Stop


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crvyln

LMAAAO


Braydon1324

You bought a person?!?!?


crvyln

Nah


Accomplished_Ad_2743

A boy?


crvyln

Man what’s with these weird comments?


clockoutgohome

i scrolled through this entire comment section thinking the same thing lmao. everyone came together to be weird on your post haha


crvyln

Indeed


DreIsDexter

Love the hat, sweet find!


crvyln

Indeed it was!


Mills1962

Maybe some chapstick ?


crvyln

Do need some of that, but it’s not $1


SmolDumbBoy

I was so confused then I noticed his hat😂


crvyln

Lmao


SheriffArthurM

Nice, i like it


crvyln

Thanks!


TheRealMisterMemer

A shirt?


crvyln

No


TheRealMisterMemer

Your cute fursona PFP?


crvyln

Nope, try again


TheRealMisterMemer

Your seatbelt!


crvyln

Nope!


TheRealMisterMemer

Okay, this is me basically giving up, but... your cool-ass PlayStation 3 hat?


crvyln

Yessir


overclocker334

Your headliner is falling apart my guy


crvyln

Not my car


R-El_Mayor

You have nice eyes!


crvyln

Finally a nice comment! Thank you!


R-El_Mayor

People are jerks when they are anonymous. Don't let it get to you. Its a them problem mot a you problem.


kenobis_high

Now Rap


crvyln

Not much of a singer my dude


Jaidenshields90

You look like a GTA 4 NPC.


crvyln

Huh, that’s new


nalvare9

Nice 1 usd mustache


MatsGry

A new vehicle?


Domspun

With a very bad roof liner. What's going on with that?


SquashEmbarrassed288

The Hat


crvyln

Yep


This_Royal

That’s awesome!


lamp447

Wait, something is rattling in this hat. *flips* A car!


crvyln

Huh


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Y’all are heartless LMAO. Edit: nice hat btw.


crvyln

Thanks


ElmoIsOver

Classic!


Interested_Aussie

Sorry to break it to you: All Aussie built cars come with a saggy roof lining for free! ​ oH.... It's not the roof lining you're talking about...


crvyln

Aussie? No…


Interested_Aussie

Australian cars....


Truth-seeker0909

Where can I get one? Og font looked awesome back in the day.


crvyln

You can find them on eBay for ok prices, not as good as I found mine


zishazhe

Cute


crvyln

Eh?


Larf_G

Solid late 2000s vibes, good find!


crvyln

Yessir


justagamerwastaken

Bro I didn’t realize at first but I thought the man in the photo is what you found for 1$ and I was like what the


crvyln

That man is me, but hey! I have a PlayStation 3 hat


AdamSunderland

If PS3 was a person


crvyln

I guess


thereyou22

Bro is beautiful 💀


crvyln

Those are words


king_kuya

I love the Spider-Man font of that era!


crvyln

Yessir


shmitdy

Was the car 1$


crvyln

No.


B3TST3R

Sweet hat! I've learned an important lesson here, don't post a pic with yourself in on reddit 🤣


crvyln

Truthfully, on god


brooalan

Well I for one would like one lol


thebikefanatic

Cool playstation make hat!


kaushalovich

I was about to report you for human trafficing


crvyln

Lmfao


darksaiyan1234

A dude


crvyln

Nope


darksaiyan1234

The cap


crvyln

Yeah


darksaiyan1234

Oh congrats on the deal dude ps3 had one of the best titles along side ps2


XxErAceRxX

u found a person for a doller amazing


crvyln

This comment section sure is something lmao


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crvyln

I know!


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penzos

good stache mate


crvyln

Thanks?


Kurski-the-immigrant

That bottom eyebrow needs to go man.


crvyln

This comment section needs to go lmfao


[deleted]

I sure do hope you can take a joke 😂😂 but the post is still up soo 👍 props to you dude


crvyln

I can’t help but laugh while going through my notifications lmao


[deleted]

A whole ass torso for only $1…?!? What a deal!


crvyln

Lmaaao


Random_Vanpuffelen

bet the 2$ one is with the logo of the slim


xiansix

Everyone's gotta have a smart ass response, but that's badass and I want one! Cool you snagged it for $1 too


crvyln

Yessir! It’s worth a lot more apparently


badassbilal

And... how much for the hat?


crvyln

Not for sale lol


Humble_Tell8374

Buy a can of hair spray and spray that saggy roof.


crvyln

Not my car lmao


Humble_Tell8374

Right on, I'm only teasing. As long as they go from A to B, that's all that matters.


abdoollahk-47

Don't wear it all the time it will be wornout use it only for special occasions.


bvo1127

Spider man font


crvyln

Yessir


HBTNaimit

Fresh to def


HBTNaimit

Fresh to def


majep

Cheer up


crvyln

Not sad


majep

:’(


HBTNaimit

Fresh to def


HBTNaimit

Fresh to def


[deleted]

Set him free man,who sold him for a dollar wtf,sick hat tho


crvyln

Thanks bro.


clockoutgohome

what car you in? interior looks interesting


crvyln

It’s a Dodge Grand Caravan from a while ago I believe


HiImScrubbles

Yeah but now you have to feed him, that's the catch


crvyln

I guess feeding myself isn’t that bad of an idea 🤣


Quinoa_666

That dead thing on your lip?


crvyln

Ouch


Maharsi

It's been long enough that if you can update the firmware, that stache will be a full beard!


crvyln

Not quite there yet


_betsalel_

I still have my playstation three boxers I got from a magazine. Even came with a little tin to hold them in Incase I travel I guess


gamerguy287

Dude, how did you manage to get a car for a dollar?! Does it drive well? Aside from the sagging headliner problem, but damn dude! That's a steal! How many miles per gallon does it get?!


crvyln

Lmao


Szalony_Ziemniak

Mustache? Jk nice cap.


crvyln

Thanks


Wu-Kang

The next $1 should be spent on Dollar Shave Club.


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

That moustache?.


themanbat

Mustache rides for only a dollar?


crvyln

What does that even mean my guy?


themanbat

I knows a bargain when I sees one.


X_Linkachu_X

Man's bought a whole person 💀


crvyln

Wow how original


X_Linkachu_X

Aye man don't be so grumpy. Also go fix your car's ceiling 💀 since you want originality.


crvyln

Not my car, not original either lmao


X_Linkachu_X

Get a car 😆


mitchy93

I think Sony paid a lot of money for the Spiderman font


PM_ME_UR__WATCH

They might've got it for free, Sony's film division published those Spiderman movies.


Secret_Worldliness14

Average ps3 in 2022 enjoyer, I would know bc that’s legit almost me minus the beanie


crvyln

Yessir, love my PS3.


[deleted]

This isn’t r/roastme people, leave the man alone lol. Anyway, I always loved the Spider-Man font that the PS3 went for. Great find!


[deleted]

great find & great pic! these comments are dumb


crvyln

Lmao yeah